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Booru Posts 139 As of July 12 2023[a]
Based OnVarious; originally and commonly Gapejak

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>we are born soy

Soor is the product of excessive internet use on the youth. Generations of staring at screens have left soors with small vestigial eyes, only able to make out images on screens. Their speech has developed into meaningless babble as the need for speaking has disappeared with the use of touchscreens and keyboards. They give off a pixelized appearance as a side effect of transferring their physical bodies from the internet back to the real world. Modern technology has allowed them to advocate for the installment of subdermal microchips and neural implants even as infants.


soorjaks are a sub-variant known for their distinctive digital compression and corresponding dialect, which is composed mostly of soorspeak. establishposting originated in early 2023 and was popularized with the celebrated /soy/ 2,500,000 get. It is thought to have been one of the many absurd jaks produced during brimstone winter as an absurdist edit. While not forgotten, soorjak would be repolarized with its modern culture when doll took over the sharty as admin. This is when soor posting became establishposting and the soorspeak dialect developed. Doll is also commonly portrayed as one. Everyone who currently posts soorjaks are all into age regression[1]

GETs achieved by Soors

Main Article: GET

/g/ 91000000 GET

Total soor Victory

The first (and potentially greatest) soor win so far. Achieved[2] on January 20th 2023.

/jp/ 44444444 GET

A massive win on the /jp/ made by a soorbot done on August 27th 2023[3]

The Quest for establishborea

The demands of the soors was met with /establish/[4] becoming a hidden board on June the 27th.

The establishlogue


On June 15, 2023, a post was created suggesting that there was links to embedded child pornography embedded into soors, which could be uncovered through Microsoft Paint. The post, however, was a fake and the image would lead to an image from of trollface.[5] This post however did make some paranoid and some did start making embedded soors following that post.

On July 8, a user from tried pulling this stunt off again with many soorjaks, editing them to have links to pictures of young girls.[6]

establishborean Controversy

soor posters or establishboreans have been meet with mixed responses on the sharty. soorjak as a sub-variant was usually looked at with indifference in its early days and even gained favor on the sharty with /soy/ get 2,500,00 and /g/ steal 91,000,000. As establishposting developed, many users began to question if the soorspeak was excessive. /establish/ being one of the least active boards also drove controversy, causing users to ask why establishposters would ask for a board they were unwilling to use. The deployment of soorbot further soured relations between the soyteens as a whole and establishposters.

The Fall

With the Soypocalypse destroying the sharty, /establish/borea had officially been shut off from its soor citizenry. Many soors were forced to the streets, with many more opting to give up and finally grow up(posting adultjaks). As of August 21, 2023, has been the only splinter to try and rebuild the glory of /establish/borea in a glorious unhidden board, but the damage of the Soypocalypse meant few were able to populate it. Worse still, the Shinny's prevalent 'p spam issue meant that many more were kept away from rebuilding the 'borea. Only time will tell if the soors ever find a new home. The existence of establishborea and its future has been made unclear with the sharty's closing, but the splinter site has created a new establishborea. It has yet to be seen whether establishboreans have decided to settle it as their new home or not. 'lypse is over, the bottle is full, and mama left the funny blue juice from under the sink out for everyone to enjoy.



  1. As this variant does not have an official booru tag, the post count was estimated with the tags baby and small_eyes


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