Fishjak

>who needs their salmonussy ate

*glug glug glug*

You WILL eat the bait

Fishjak refers to a number of soyjak variants in which soyjaks are portrayed as fish.

Relationship with Sproke

Fishjaks can only live in water mixed with soy, and they quickly expire when Sproke is added to their tanks. This is NOT because sproke is highly poisonous to all lifeforms it's just because uh... it doesn't have enough oxygen in it okay?

Analysis

The most common fishjak is the red one based in soyak and are used for nonsense, this has led to many xitter trannies to call xhem incomprehensible woahjacks. There are also a variety of edits of soyjaks feeding these fishjaks stuff like wine, gems, soy, etc. which makes most fishjaks to cope and seethe hard

Relationship with Kuz

Main article: Kuz (Fishes Perspective)

Fishjaks are known for being heavily opninated about Kuz.

Citations

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