Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
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|Occupation||Leader of the Frootist-era sharty|
|Years active||2023 - Present|
|Best known for||Purchasing the sharty and ending the Soypocalypse, later becoming one of the most controversial admins in the site's history|
|Political party||New Frootist Order|
Soyumvirate (until October 9th, 2023)
|Tripcode||Chud ## Froot|
|IAS?||Unknown, since he has not shown his real face yet|
For the unhinged, unfiltered version of this page, see: Froot (Detractors Presective)
|“||I think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!||”|
Zesty ahh nigga is the current administrator and owner of both soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki. He was part of the
Frootcord Soyumvirate that ruled the 'arty alongside former owner Doll (now retired) and soyjak.wiki admin Angeleno until the latter's retirement on October 9th, 2023. Froot's second-in-command is the current manager Root, whom he seems to bully and have a secret relationship with like previous admins with Sobot or Lolkek.[Because he just did ok?]
According to zesty ahh nigga himself, he became involved with the Sharty somewhere around July of 2023. He would later take a central role in the sharty's leadership during the Soypocalypse and subsequent temporary closure of the site, where he offered to purchase the sharty altogether from Doll. This was received positively by 'teens, and many were hopeful that this would be the start of something gemmy. Despite this, he of course remained a controversial figure in jakparty.soy, because he wasn't Soot or Lute.
While views on zesty ahh nigga were initially somewhat positive if not neutral, Froot quickly became extremely controversial with the beginning of the 50 Board Plan and subsequent Great Purge, where many were 'nished for posting on /dawla/ and /mlp/, regardless of context. This caused many 'teens to turn against him, with some even claiming he's Admin 6. He is often described as a tyrant, and is known to 'nish criticism against him, however some initially credited him with saving the sharty and cracking down on coal.
History[edit | edit source]
Early involvement and first mention[edit | edit source]
According to statements from zesty ahh nigga, he's been involved with the Sharty since at least around July 2023, although to what extent is currently unknown. Mysteriously, zesty ahh nigga was first mentioned publicly by an IP in Israel, who created this article, with it only saying "sQQn, FrQQt VVill rise... Stay tvned FrQQt pvtriQts. a stQrm is cQming.". A 'teen attempted to delete the article, only for Angeleno to intervene and call it the "best page on the wiki".
Some state that he is a disgraced deserter of the Battle of the Ridge, but this is unconfirmed, with Snopes currently working on a thoroughly investigated fact check.
Purchase of the Sharty[edit | edit source]
On August 23rd, 2023, Doll restores the sharty and it is revealed that Froot has purchased the site from him, and would be co-ruling alongside Doll and Angeleno as part of the Soyumvirate. He would hold a QNA thread, re-instate /x/ as well as add a new board dedicated to himself - /froot/. He also accidentally reveals his tripcode the same day because he is retarded or something.. Froot's first few days as admin marked the largest amount of interaction an admin had ever had with the sharty, posting in many a thread, and even playing a few games with 'teens like Makeitmeme and Roblox.
50 Board Plan and Controversy[edit | edit source]
- /mlp/ - My Little Pony
- /dawlah/ - Islam
- /weld/ - Welding
- /lc/ - Laser Cutting
- /ihop/ - IHOP
- /ef/ - Esoteric Fascism[a]
This was immediately met with mixed reactions. Due to a 'teens suggestion, zesty ahh nigga decides to hold a vote on which boards would stay and which would go. During this time, many 'teens shitposted on /dawla/ and /mlp/ to fuck with muslims and bronies. However, this would come back to haunt them in a way they never thought possible. On September 4th, 2023, Froot would begin The Great Purge, also known as Operation Unthinkable, where he 'nished anyone and everyone who posted in both boards[b]. Although 'teens caught in the crossfire were able to appeal later on and promptly un'nished.
After weeks of searching, on October 9th 2023 zesty ahh nigga added ads to the Sharty for the first time. One of these ads linked to a Discord server relating to crypto. Many accused him of breaking his own rule regarding advertising Discord servers.
Foodist allegations[edit | edit source]
According to detractors, Froot is a foodist because he allows doxxes and TND (>or something)
Facterines[edit | edit source]
- He is in favor of TND
- He is a nametroon
- He is the most active owner as of September 2023
- He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
- He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
- He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
- His favorite NAS is Thugposting
- He doesn't hate Kuz
- He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
- He loved Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/.
- His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
- He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
- He wants to add /cado/ (he added it)
- He's going to get new jannies for the sharty
- He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white.
- He hasn't watched anime since 2014
- His eye color is C20
- He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2022/2023
- His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
- His favorite soyjak is Cobson
- His favorite sport is motorsport
- He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so
- He is a diehard f1troon
- He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
- He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
- He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
- He doesn't care about 'nishment evading that much and has been 'nished from the sharty 8 times
- He was named by
"a random dude on Discord." Doll, so that his tripcode would be “Froot ## Bowl”, but never did this because he was “about to be the faggiest fuck on the site”.
- He uses Windows 10
- He is Roman Catholic
- He does not mind frogs
- He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
- He likes the show Breaking Bad
- He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
- He hates niggerweed
- The last anime he had liked is evangeylion when it was still popular with the movies.
- He uses imageboards since 2015, QA culture since 2022
- politically speaking, he seems to be larp leaning.
- He hates e-girls and will personally ban any user posting about them, especially Bonbi (wich mean "he" is probally a FTM troon)
- He is a fan of General Sam.
- He is the gem that shaved the party.
- This page is one of Doll's favorites.
Most of the facts just mentioned are sourced from the q&a in /froot/. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts. <———— None of the above facts are real though and zesty said all of that just to fuck with you lol. <========= Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back up that claim?
Froot the typa guy that say "well well well" when he sees someone eating a bowl of fruit
Froot the typa guy that say "aaaaaand... I'm in" when he logs onto the janny dashboard
Froot the typa guy that says "tickle fight!" at the sleepover
Froot the type of nigga who fart in a toilet and flush it
Froot the typa booger that says "tootles" before he hangs up
Fruut the type of nigga to take a day off from work on his birthday.
Froot the typa guy who blows steam out his ears when he gets angry
Froœt is the type of fella to say "ermm.. that just happened!"
Froot the type of nigga who wiggles his fingers before taking a slice of pie
Froot the type of guy who say "No more Mr. nice guy" when he gets angry
Froot the typa fella who say "Checkmate" whenever he bans someone
Froot closes his eyes when smiling
Froot the type of guy who say calls time-out when he gets cornered playing tag
Froot the kinda guy who say "I did NOT sign up for this!" whenever the catty get spammed
Froot would never say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" cuz that shit hurt his feelings 💀
Froot the typa dude who say "one two three, thats enough for me" at the water fountain
Froot the type of nigga who sit on his hands when the room gets too cold
Froot the type of guy who say "capeesh?" after explaining something
Froot says "Scrumpdiddlyumptious" after eating something
Froot the type of nigga who say "cut it out guys im serious" when the mods start talking shit
Froot the typa bloke who use the urinal next to you when the rest are open
Froot is the type of guy to go "Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" at a proposal
Froot the type of guy to giggle during his bed time story
Froot's the type of nigga that send you a thank you card for coming to his bday party
Froot the typa dude that say "Pee-Yew" when something smells bad
Froot the type of scallywag that lock the board and say "What's the passcode"
Froot the type of whippersnapper that uncover a mystery and be like "Uhh, guys... You might wanna see this"
Froot the type of guy to say "Uh Oh Spaghettios!" after being shot 42 times
Froot the typa guy that say "We've got company" when the bad guys show up
Froot the kinda nigga that say "It's not what it looks like" when he gets caught
Froot the type of dude that wiggles his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when he sees donuts
Froot the type of dude that wiggles his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when he sees an unaccompanied minor
Froot the type of nigga that lick his fingers before turning the page
Froot the type of nigga to go in a pet store and set the animals free
Froot that type of bloke to say "Geronimo" then hold his nose and cannonball into the pool
Froot the type of nigga to send his girl a homemade valentine's day card
Froot is the type of nigga to cry when his pokemon evolves and say "but you promised me you'd never change"
Froot the type of silly goober to kiss and fondle a 17 year old girl at a concert
Froot is the kinda guy to say "Me Me Me Me Mee" before he starts singing
Froot the kinda bloke who say "It's quiet... too quiet" when the catty is slow
Froot the typa dude that moans when he wipes his ass
Froot the type of mf to say "You're not allowed in here" when a burglar breaks into his house
Froot the type of nigga be looking at a falling leaf and say "It's okay, I'll catch you"
Froot the type of dude to eat two gummy bears at a time so they don't die alone
Froot the type of nigga to get into a pillow fight and die
Froot the kinda guy to say "I call shotgun" when getting into a car
Froot the typa specimen to say "Uhh, english please" after hearing some scientific shit
Froot the type of guy to jump into someone's arms when he gets scared
Froot the type of guy to say "woah there big fella"
Froot the typa guy to say "That's it!" when he gets mad
Froot the type of guy that tells the dj to be quiet
Froot be like "wait how old is she in dog years"
Froot that type of nigga to grab a deformed candy from a bag and say "It's okay, I'm different too"
Froot the typa nigga that moderate an imageboard
Froot the type of guy that stares into the barbers eyes during the line up
- Based on the pinned thread (well it’s meant to be pinned but isnt doe lol) on that last board, in which he recommended “Hitler the Last Avatar” by Miguel Serrano, it is likely that Froot is a Fascist.
- Those who posted in /dawlah/ were originally going to be 'nished permanently, but then the 'nish wave switched to only a day, whereas /mlp/ posters were perma'd on the 5th.
- It just is, okay?