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/g/ - Technology is the technology freetard board on 4chan, also where ballmerposting originated and is most often found.

It is home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus[1] as the saviour of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers[it just is, ok?] who actually enjoy coding[it just is, ok?], the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.[it just is, ok?]

History[edit | edit source]

Little known fact: /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.

The image that saved the Sharty.

GETs[edit | edit source]

On September 29th, 2022, post 88888888, was claimed by the Sharty, but was shunned by most of the userbase (falseflaggers) due to the image being edited image of Yuuka Kazami from the bullet-hell shooter Touhou Project in a style of Gyate Gyate with Cobson edited on.[2]

Saint IGNUcius Richard Stallman

On October 4th, 2022, the Sharty also claimed the 89000000 GET on /g/ for themselves by posting an image of Jay Louis' dox, as well as an accompanying wholesomejak inviting the users of /g/ to the sharty.[3]

Shit /g/entlemen love to do[edit | edit source]

  • Not understand technology
  • Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
  • Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman
  • Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !
  • Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
  • complain about the iToddler boogeymen
  • Coding, or at least they claim to
  • Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
  • Having console wars with different operating systems
  • Drive a schizophrenic man to suicide[4] and cry about said mans death
  • Cry about technology they can't afford[5] and obsessively project their race[6][7][8][9][10][11][12]
  • Using a low resolution CRT from the 90s because it just looks so much better (it doesn't)

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