Italo-Argentine War is darker than coal...
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The Italo-Argentine War is/was a flame war between two groups of posters fighting and arguing over which group is whiter than the other, even though they're both not white because I say so okay trust the science goy.
As of May 2023, the war has mostly subsided, with a stalemate for both sides, albeit arguing and related posts continue.
History[edit | edit source]
On July 31 2022, a local Argentinian schizo (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL ITALIAN DEATH" on /int/. Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following. A large and dedicated anti-Italian campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.
Battle of the 'ru[edit | edit source]
In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italians reached the 'ru. Anti-Italian images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italians in the comments. In response, anti-Argentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italian/Argentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and showed no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies have been conducted to confirm this theory.
In an attempt to curb the spam, the Booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned images of Chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked, and the filter was eventually lifted near the end of April 2023.
On March 24 2023, the Booru announced that it would ban all country war comments in unrelated posts.
Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker
Falseflagging[edit | edit source]
As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the autistic Argentinian started falseflagging against Italy, in which pretending to be an Italian he aimed to harm Italy's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers, or even Furries.
Many falseflags were done, including:
- LARPing as an Italian
- Typing under BBC pics or Furryjaks "this was posted by an Italian IP" (even doe no one can see the IP of the person who posted the 'jak)
- Typing "built 4 BBC" under Soylita pictures and then immediately posting the Italian Chudjak with a tiny pecker
- Samefagging hard
- False thumb BBCode fail
How to find and troll the Argentinian[edit | edit source]
Despite the Booru comments being anonymous, it is quite easy to find the Argentinian lurking in the comments. Since xhe is a incel pissbaby with no job, the Argentinian polices the ‘ru 24/7 to hate on Italians.
Argie’s posting habits
- Hatred of everything Italian to the point of obsessive insanity
- Love of BBC and cuckolding; constantly in BBC posts
- Low English proficiency (and literacy in general)
- Incoherency of posts
- Nonsensical ramblings
- Constantly thumbing images (favorite being Italian Chud and manlet tranny)
- Making every post a part of his pathetic flame war
Now if you have a sharp eye, you can instantly see this schizo as extremely milkable which is true.
Ways to troll the Argie
- Calling xher a sudaca (greaser)
- Calling xher a shitskin
- Call xher a latinx
- Thumbing argie excellence
- Posting the accomplishments of Italians and anything good about Italians in general
The End of the War[edit | edit source]
The war was partially subsided when every term related to Argentina and Italy was banned from SoyBooru.
This just in: A poll is being hosted on the booru, Italy is in the lead in terms of popularity this is possibly an Itaryan win
Brunetto[edit | edit source]
|Origin||/int/, 4chan (August 15, 2022)|
|Booru Posts||As of November 5, 2023|
Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of Troonjak with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread. The subvariant was named Brunetto, an Italian name meaning "brown"[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.
The original post
Other Wars[edit | edit source]
The war has spawned a few
ripoffs spinoffs on the Booru and on the sharty, including:
- The Polish-Texan War
- The Belgian-Dutch War
- The Russo-Ukrainian War >even tho the russo-ukrainian war started before the italo-argentine war
- Polish-Mapuche war
- The americo-serbian war
- Because I say so
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