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Modern Jewish culture is descended from the Ancient Israelites, who
largely converted to Christianity, or willingly emigrated from Syria-Palestina and found employment in the Visigothic Kingdom were genocided 6 trillion times by Roman Emperor Titus.
Zionism is a product of the Modern Jewish desire for a homeland. Many locations, such as Madagascar, Antarctica, the Moon, (((Poland))) and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were considered, but ultimately rejected for not
aligning with schizoid kabbalic tennets appearing in the Bible. Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into herding sheep, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot THIS DID NOT HAPPEN GOY, PLEASE EAT YOUR BUGS AND DRINK YOUR COUGH SYRUP. have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.
Jews bad even doe they are the real life version of soyteens (we got kicked out of 109 boards and Jews got kicked out of 109 countries)
Controversies[edit | edit source]
According to peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
Jews pride themselves in their acceptance of all races
(despite their hatred for Tunisian and Ethiopian Jews) THIS IS NOT TRUE, YOU WILL TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW!!
Notable inventions[edit | edit source]
- BBC therapy (aldoebeit it was popularised by Dr._Soyowicz) <debunked
- The atomic bomb, a proposed key element in the TND plan.
- The Holocaust
- The Hava Nagila song
- America (FUCK YEAH!)
- Poop 2
Judaism in the Soy Community[edit | edit source]
Judaism is a KEYED religion
List of canonically Jewish soyjaks[edit | edit source]
In relation to Soot[edit | edit source]
Many chuds have speculated that Soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic[it just is, ok?]. Soot is NOT jewish[it just is, ok?].
In relation to Max[edit | edit source]
Many chuds have also speculated that former NSS director, Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust co-founder, and former sharty administrator, Max is also of jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of jews would have the gall to pull off.
On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually jewish, shocking no one.
On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.
In relation to Froot[edit | edit source]
Bans people for the slighest reasons, lures his opponents into (((Open Air Prisons))) and then bans them..
Datamines and put Google Ads on the party.. Banned all VPNS and Tor nodes to stop """Pedophiles""" even doe they still post since they just use proxies and anyone who doesn't want to get datamined has to expose their ip to the big fat Kike..
Was found half the site's userbase under him during late october were ((('Cord))) trannies.. Allows nas and discord to rule over /soy/ while xhe sits on xher hands like Doll but doesn't have the excuse of having a family and job like him..
Is the shittest Admin since Max... took all the credit for ressurecting the site when in reality Dr E was the one who brought the sharty back up, stopped CSAM and slayed the Baby bot.. before he was mysteriously replaced as lead Admin by (((Froot)))...
Has his goons as SoyBooru ban and block all new soyjaks or variants and forces his discord tranny brimstone... is a general cunt and waste of oxygen...
Is most likely The Anti-Soot in disguise..
Will go to the pits of the hades when xhe dies and will stay there forever...
(((Israeli Soyjak)))[edit | edit source]
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(((Israeli Soyjak))) is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber (((קורנליוס האיום.)))
See also[edit | edit source]
- Almost all the scientists who worked on the Manhattan project were somehow linked to jews, a proposed explanation would be that they did NOT want Nazi Germany to win the war.
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