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This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly Sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters that have been sourced from 4cuck and the 'party.

Angry Soot

Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP bots.

6 months old expose

Keep posting your fake 6 months old expose made by Red that nobody cares about and nobody believes but you

It's actually embarrassing you have been seething and stalking the 'log looking for the heccin' bulgarian for like 2 days straight now

You're like the sharty version of Lee Goldson

99 Words For Coons

Jigs and nogs and boons and groids, blackamoors and picka ninnies, moving targets, liver lippers jungle bunnies, farm equipment, rubber lips and snake head slaves, eggplant porters and gator bait. Every day I probably use, 99 words for coons. Brillo heads and congoloids, crips and bloods, blackie boys, cotton pickers, monkey shufflers, Obama’s sons and bootlip shuckers. Shit lip shitskins swing from trees apes and filthy chimpanzees, bongo thumpers, cranial pubes. 99 words for coons. Fecal crackheads, nigger fail, gutter monkey, sheboon whales, lips like saucers, traffic stoppers, knuckle draggers, niglet ploppers, brillos, moolies, octaroonies, concrete domes and marching looties, pimped out caddies, red ass boons. 99 words for coons. Midnight cricket, old sambo, redbone hoes and potato nose, jiggers, noggers, nigger knockers, bucks and screaming ghetto lobster, africooners, afro sheen, piles of shit and welfare queens, jenkem huffers, spoonbill boon. 99 words for coons. Chainlink jumpers, bluegum humpers, garbage baggy niglet dumpers, fecalrillas, looter coonday, high yellows hating mondays. Congo bongos, kaffir skin, rockfish season, jigs can’t swim. There’s lots of names for nigs, it’s true. You will learn to hate those coons too.

Ahmed Abdulsalam

Assalamu alaykum,

I'm Ahmed Abdulsalam from the Islamic Resistance Movement in Gaza, we've seen your site and were overwhelmed by how powerful your site can be, we know that if we get soicvvcks on our side then the kikes will absolutely shake in fear.

If any of you are interested in volunteering don't hesitate to DM me here.

And remember, It's a Jihad, victory or martyrdom.

AMD Ryzen ThreadMisser

Also see: Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)

AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ (TM) Processors

Up to 64 cheese cores and 128 missed threads for lightning-fast cheesey workloads.

Up to an unprecedented 88 total MT® 4.0 lanes to meet large MC and AT needs.

Up to 288MB of combined cache for rapid access to large data sets like Derpibooru™

Quad-channel DDR4 with support for AC for reliable throughput.

Top Posters Choose AMD

TK47
tk47 dramatically improved its workflow when developing with its Moral High Ground™ development platform thanks to the performance increases available from AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ CPUs.

British Scum
British Phoneposter employed AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ 3970X processors in his phone to provide similar cropping and cheese archiving performance in a single phone as multiple phones networked via ArchivedCheese.

CC
Visual effects powerhouse CC taps the processing power of 3rd Gen AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ to create more complex GR15 workarounds using art style transfer algorithms.

American breakfast or something

>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"

And for your actions…

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

Anti furry comando

Anti furry comando here

I heard about this website because some friend told me that we can say the n-word, post nazi pepe and organize operation againts the world scum of the world , sjws, furries and weebs because they are evil ,they impose their Igtv agenda in based cartoons like puss in boots 2 We need to eliminate them and trowhing them into the horny jail

Anti furry comando out, heil hitler

Are you ready for ze new vorld orda

You vill not post publicly available information

You vill not have ze chud safe space

You vill not host ze slurs

You vill not post ze wojacks

You vill not have a website free of ze ai algorithm moderation tools

You vill not have a community that is not part of the Big Five social media platforms

You vill not create OC

You vill not create jokes that are not viral marketing or LGBT propaganda

You vill be punished for harming queer creators

You vill be moderated, filtered, rangebanned, shadowbanned, muted, kicked, banned, and terminated

And you vill be happy

As a 4cucker

As a 4cucker this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4cuck hates you people so much.

You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4cuck even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.

Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.

As a newGOD to the sharty, what am I in for?

>what am I in for
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4cuck
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4cuck or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day


Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…

Avatarfag ban list

Heres a list of things to ban:

>Wojaks (not soyjaks)
>Dino niggers
>NSE trooners
>Avatar fags (Im not an avatar fag)
>Twitter immagrants
>SNES game haters
>SNES homebrew haters
>Neurotypicals
>Coal
>Frunz
>Every fucking tuxler IP
>Same fags
>3DS haters
>Bfdi fans
>Hotel Trannyvania fans
>Regular show haters
>Cartoon network haters
>Spongebob lovers
>Ungems
>Every NSE
>Coalers
>Dinofags
>Pedos
>Retards
>These shitty new boards
>Lefties
>DS lovers. There resolution is like 100 something how can you possible be a fan of a DS
>3ds haters
>Switch lovers
>Numberblocks lovers
>Scratch haters
>Anime niggers
>MLP haters
>Pixel game haters
>MLP haters
>Niggers
>Fnaf haters
>HFghost haters
>Scratch haters

And

>Supernanny fanon haters.
>Windows vista and 7 and windows longhorn haters. Serriously they have the best ost and themes.
>Windows xp and 10 and 11 lover
>Bonzi buddy users

Please do this. It would make the site much more better, for all of us, soyteens.

Average 4cucker

>THIS WOJACK ARCHITYPE IS LITERALLY ME
>HERES MY ALBUMS CHART, DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
>7CA8AB0D-62BF-4F92-AD5B-C.jpg
>YOU'RE SUCH A -OOMER
>I'M A -OOMER
>5B01ECF4-6528-43AE-B9A5-7.jpg
>LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOE REACTION IMAGE FROM AN ANIME I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED
>/tv/ IS A BAD BOARD
>MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
>WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LISTEN TO
>/tttt/
>DISCORD ISNT A BAD PLATFORM YOURE JUST ANTISOCIAL RETARDS
>91408619_55df76d5-2245-4.jpg
>SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE NOT CINEMA
>POSTMODERN ARCHITECTURE
>1049325B-92A9-4AAF-873A-3.jpg
>NOISEROCK
>PLEBIAN
>KAREN
>END OF EVANGELION IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>B97C8754-9E76-4556-9B47-B.jpg
>STACY
>SUS
>AMUGUS
>SNEEDMODE
>BIGCHUNGUS
>3984CAAE-9B86-4E3C-9069-D.jpg
>I HATE REDDIT BUT ATLEAST I CAN USE IT FOR ACTUAL DISCUSSION
>CHECK OUTMY LINUX DESKTOP
>/mu/ IS A COMFY BOARD
>MUSICAL TASTE
>RATING SYSTEM
>POLITICAL COMPASS
>/qa/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON 4cuck
>PHONEPOSTING IS COMFY
>HAVE SEX
>DUR CHUDDEN
>BACK TO /POL/
>4cuck IS A LEFTIST WEBSITE
>STAN
>COPIUM
>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>I USE THE WORD GAMER IRONICALLY
>CINEMATOGRAPHY
>DRIP
>JOKER
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>HERES THIS WOJACK COMIC I FOUND IN TWITTER
>4cuck IS JUST REDDIT WITH THE NWORD
>I MISS OLD YOUTUBE
>THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH USING TWITTER/DISCORD
>>MUH SEKRET CLUB
>/co/MBLR
>GROOMER
>GO OUTSIDE
>I CARE ABOUT ANTHONY FANTANOS OPINION EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM HES AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME
>AESTHETICS
>ZACK SNYDER IS A HACK
>BLAME CAPITALISM
>NINE INCH NAILS IS FOR POSERS
>I MISS MOOT
>FEMBOY
>ASUKA OR REI
>HAVE SEX
>LETTERBOXD
>GAMERGATE RUINED THIS WEBSITE
>CR1TIKAL
>A24
>PROBLEMATIC
>TRADWIFE
>ANXIETY
>UNIRONICALLY
>POGGERS
>GOTH GIRLS
>BACKLOG
>CRYPTO
>HAHA LOOK AT THE /pol/TARDS SEETHE
>SNYCOOL
>MOX
>SELF DEPRICATION

Average Looksmaxing.org post

OMG 999+ TINDER REQUESTS AND HINGE BTW OMG [VIDEO AND PICTURE PROOF] [GTFIH] [JBMAXXED ATTRACTED] 500 GIRLS APPROACHED! ! [JB HAREM] NT GOT APPROACHED BY JBS!!! GIRL APPROACHED ME OUTSIDE! GTFHI ASCENCION FOID COULDNT BELKIEV HER EYES! BBC ON THE STREET WALKIN!! BRAHH THE JB SAY HAI TO ME!! MY ONEITIS DUDE! TOTALLY CUCKED HIGH QUALITY THREAD THIS TIME! SLAYED AT THE PARTY AND GYM AS A 5'4 MAN NOW! LOOOKS DO NOT MATTER BP DISPROVED RIGHT HERE! (talks about a personal expirience) RATE ME TRUECEL LOOKS AT 5'3 M14 RATE RATE RATE IS IT OVER? 1/10?? MTN HTN OR LTN? HOW TO ASCEND TO CHADLITE!? CHADLITE POTENTIAL?!?!? ARE MY PCT HUNTER ELIAS DE POOT MAXXIMIZE BTW AM A M11 AT 6'5 BTW ARABCEL BTW DO I PASS AS A PSL GOD? DO I MOG DAVID GANDY? BTW HERE IS MY ASCENDING STACK IM TAKING AT 30 YEARS OLD HOPEFULLY I CAN GROW TO BE 6'5 AT 5'9! ARE MY PALATES CLOSED???? Yohimbine HCL, cardarine 20 mg. BABAYAGA 50 MG AND TRET AND ACCUTANE FOR EXXTRAS GAINS Clenbuterol 40mcg-120mcg over 3 week period, IN A SPECIFIC MONTH SUCH AS NOVEMBER T3 50 mg, T4 1200mg 500 mg test + Proviron 100 mg AND SOME COFFE 2 IU HGH AND ARHGGSHRF 250 MG injectable L-Carnitine AND SUNNY D 4000 calorie deficit T6 Zion Fat burner 3x a week pre-workout. (Ephedrine, cafeine, DMAA.METH, FET) Semaglutide, SIGMA JUICE BTW I RUN ON HAMZA Post clen cycle I will run 200 mg DNP AND IRP 3 weeks and I will drop the thyroid and Yohimbine during said cycle, AND OF COURSE THE YONDER CYCLE AS WELL MY MOM THINKS AM HANDSOME??? POTENTIAL PSL GOD???? I GOT JUMPED BY MY JBS!! HOW MUCH TO MOVE TO THAILAND!?!?? ASIAN JBS?????? WHAT RICHARD RAMIRES ULTIMATE DARKTRIAD MOGGER? DARKTRIAD > LIGHT TRIAD!!! JORDAN BARRETS DICK LEAKE (GTFIH) DID CHICO LACHOWSKI MARRY A TRANNY????? GUYS HOW DOES PUSSY TASTE??? GYMCELLING MOGGED BY SKINNY TERACHAD JFL JFL JFL JFL JFL AT HIM CELMAXXINGCEL JFLCEL PSLCEL MEXICANCEL DID CHANG OR TYRONE OR CHAD OR MUHAMMED BANGED THIS?? HOW TO FIND A VIRGIN JB BTW HAS TO VBE A JB Reminder 5'3 >>> 6'4 Please rate friend who thinks he looks good. RAPE MAXXX CELS SHORT KINGCEL GYMCEL ONT EH RISE SAM SULEK

Average /pol/troon

>uses terms like "slide thread" on the sharty

>gets soyquoted, busts out the trannyjak folder (its the only soyjak he has saved)

>dont agree with him? must be a glowie cuck da cia joooden

>wont shut up about how much he hates zoomers, forgets hes on a zoomer site

>constantly falls for bait

>one polfag got so angry, he made a twitter account and started to shill the site to alt right larp accounts

>doesn't know a thing about the site, will call you a tranny joo nigger kike if you correct him on his inane conspiracies

>gets upset when someone says "delete pol"

>he makes looksmaxxing threads on soy

>compares his baste qnd and aryan eye color on the soyjak website

>posts gore when he gets upset

>has 50 different European statistics images, showcasing who is really white (is brown and/or lives in america)

Nah this goofy ahh nigga just uploaded his own trash ahh pasta that one else uses here💀💀

BBC Copypasta


>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?

>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED

BBC Copypasta 2

Main page: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma § Copypastas''


>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...

>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Be muslim

>be mudslime
>dreaming about maphammed and circling around a black rock all night long
>wake up
>beat wife (Islam is for women rights tho :))
>go greet 7 year old daughter
>WHAT
>THE
>LE
>FUCK
>7 YEAR OLD WHORE DAUGHTER (old enough to marry) INVITED HER MALE 2ND GRADE FRIEND OVER TO PLAY WITH LEGOS (HARAM)
>Beat up daughter until her nose is shattered
>send her to school
>start first prayer (out of 83) of the day
>Umaaaaah Allah fuckallah niggalllah inshallah mohammed allah (pbuh swt) ALALALALALLALALALALALLA Mashallah
>get dressed
>check son's room
>WHAT
>THE
>FUCK
>A fucking haram acoustic guitar?!?!
>smash guitar
>Scream "Allahu Akbar" 10 times
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>but accidentally play a few notes while smashing the guitar
>good deed counter goes down by one (1)
>fuck
>Damn brat son already ran off to be molested by the gay afgani pedo sex ring
>oh well, will beat him up later
>ride to work on camel
>pray for the second time
>pray for the third time
>pray for the fourth time
>pray for the fifth time
>pray for the sixth time
>…
>can't count beyond that
>arrive at the kafir slaughterhouse
>execute 10 kafirs (7 women and 3 children)
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Inshallah
>get paid $15 for my heroic deeds
>not enough money to pay rent for my house bombed by Am*rican kafir zionist pigs
>idea.png
>go preach at some westoid kafir college campus about how Islam is a religion of love
>Christian kafir subhuman kike starts debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him the Holy Quran predicted the big bang
>try to checkmate that kafir by bringing up the trinity (3-1 shampoo gottem geeeeeg)
>Kafir subhuman tells me Mary is not even a part of the holy trinity and that I am a retarded heretic
>This puzzles me because the Quran is objectively the truth and it cannot have any errors
>before I panic, I remember I have a bomb strapped to my chest
>blow myself up, killing 17 college students
>…can't prove me wrong if I kill them
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Appear before Allah SWT and Maphammed PBUH
>See Maphammed fucking 20 little virgin girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>Allah shows me my good deed scale
>sins outweigh my good deeds because I accidentally ingested pork a year ago
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Biblically accurate niggers

>Biblically accurate niggers
>MyNigger.WAD
>Niggertank
>nigger detox
>inigger
>pizza nigger
>nigger.sponge
>chainsaw nigger
>demon nigger
>Me when I nigger on the internet
>I'm not your nigger
>my nigger
>problematic niggers
>safe nigger starter pack
>niggers taking Ls/Ws
>voice acting niggers
>the plural is nigger not niggers
>POV: nigger when they nig
>BLÅHAJ boyniggers
>none of these words are in the nigger
>turn-of-the-millenium niggers
>PNGniggers
>nigger loop
>it's called being a decent human nigger
>it's nigger as if
>nigger says trans rights!
>PS5 niggers
>likable niggers
>capynigger
>it's ok to watch cartoons as an nigger
>hypernigger
>ted nigger
>they're my literally me nigger
>dommy nigger
>nigger spice
>niggers looks better on CRT
>petite nigger
>stimming nigger
>it's ok to cry to niggers
>AI nigger
>Please grow and change as a nigger
>terminally nigger
>frutiger nigger
>my brother in nigger
>hazbin nigger
>spoopy nigger
>"Nigger" is NOT a word
>speculative nigger
>jrenigger
>non-euclidean niggers
>nigger simplification
>thank you for changing my nigger
>Ketchup nigger
>burn nigger
>youtube niggers
>having a normal nigger
>serotoninigger
>oops! you did a nigger
>comfort nigger
>edutainigger
>Don't yuck someone else's nigger

Billy Mays

See: Billy Mays Copypasta

Bing bing wahoo


*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*

Bix Nood

bix nood muh fugga co bin do dat muhfugga wup da do gump bix a mutha fugga po bo poo dat doo wat da doo bix nodd muh fugga dat

dat shieett fr on dat muhfuggin sheeet dude gotta do bo poo poo muhfugga rres me bruthas fo dugs and bed an shieeet mihfugga

sup dat wat do copa dat dude dat poom boo muh fuggin wad da dood tomad do watta do muhhfugga bix nood wuttbba bubba mo do doaad bix wubba da do did bix nood coppa dat muthafucka wabba dat dude muthfucking cop ho ass muthafucka coppa dat homo nigger wahat dat dude muthafucka bix nood coppa that ho that dude that muthafucking hoe ass nigga mutha fucka wabba dat dood mutha fucka dat nigga bix nood po muh gib dat tum muha fuggin bix nood cosbon

mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger

cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga

cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga

Black Panther is trash

i said i called it from the begining on black panther is the saem shit, the hulk, avengesrs , there's no quality difference, i called it from the begining... theres no different... it's like supergirl movie buillshit, so all black apnther and all those stupid movies ½ ✰

discord avngers bullshit dirt terrible in all fucking forms, captain coally, froot juice man, tiny man, rubber man, CIA nigger man, female crstyal woman, wonder fucking woman, the iron lover just stay home ½ ✰

i liked the post, but OP said no to me in my movies 5 times 4 ✰

Fucking bullshirt garbage from flaccis penis Froot the nerd faggot who make shity crap form stupid fans make shitty pictures fanatzing jerkinf ooff and mastrubatinon into each others assholes until they die ½ ✰

Fucking garage all the adult manchild make this crap and all of this stuff so stupid ½ ✰

Fucking builshit from discrod retardation flaccis penis bay froot is a failure fat ½ ✰

Funny man open mouth soy jak guy funny duede 3 ½ ✰

Brimstone 'cordtranny memes

>thug shaker
>incredible gassy
>boy kisser
>rip bozo
>💀
>speech bubbles
>my reaction to that information
>mr beast
>hood irony
>saul goodman
>skill issue
>repost if _
>vine thud
>femboy
>i can act rather silly at times
>they/them
>nerd emoji
>tiktok watermark
>ambatukam
>♻
>POV:
>patrick bateman
>twitter screenshots
>.mov
>one piece cock edits
>ronnie mcnutt
>yes i am extremely homophobic
>silly cats
>gigachad
>sad spongebob
>there's a pipe bomb in your mailbox
>tyler the creator
>is it gay to _?
>pizza tower
>all our food keeps blowing up
>walter white
>genshin impact
>a mimir
>get real
>hi my name is carmen winstead
>supershock
>goth girl
>hyperborea
>brandon curington
>_ in chat
>the man above me fish react him
>zaza
>gypsy crusader
>rape everyone and leave
>jerma985
>im over here stroking my dick
>the _:
>dog explodes beer keg
>daiper fetish
>thesofthard
>name soundalikes
>sigma male
>looks like my gender is shit
>shadow wizard money gang
>we're laughing at you in vc
>sussy baka
>i raped my hampster
>dommy mommy
>EDP445
>technoblade death
>BNRAN
>its porn that means its funny
>renderforest
>his name is _ look him up
>social credit
>who asked
>watch yo tone nigga
>my little dark age
>it starts with one thing i don't know why
>phonk
>i have two sides
>sissy hypnosis
>billions must _
>turi ip ip
>me when im in a _ competition and my opponent is _
>do not look up _ in gifs
>why won't you adopt me because you're black
>mic up
>hello moderator
>turning into a plushy
>i really respect your opinion, however
>manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
>say _ but replace _ with _
>you're black? blocked
>_ when _ shows up
>if you're reading this…
>da baby doesn't need autotune
>you're french/bri'ish/italian etc
>user is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity
>discord sex hack
>men twerking

Chud Self Insert

OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?

That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!

OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!

He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!

OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!

Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!

Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!

He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!

Cobson Movie

>In a future not distant enough to be fully populated by overweight black trans queens, but close enough for the great reset to already have taken place, we meet our hero.

>We zoom in on a typical sized pod apartment complex somewhere in the southern united states. Our hero, Cobson, is getting ready for his daily pozzing. After a slow-burn, lynichian, a-24 produced sex scene where he gets railed by Tyrone, Cobby is focred back into his room to play video games, while the BVLL gets back to his loving relationship with Cobson's wife, Soytan.

>While Cobson is reasonabely happy - he eats ze bugs, drinks ze soy, lives in a pod, and owns nothing - he can't help but feel that he was always meant to be somone else.

>we than follow cobson's typical week… The daily vaccines, the estrogen pills, MCU and nintendo indoctrination, and so on. We witness the decaying streets of future america, full of overweight mentally handicapped amerimutts, soyjaks and surveyed constantly by the GLOBAL LAWFULNESS ORGANIZATION WARRIORS (G.L.O.W). All this goes on under the approval of great leader colonel Schwab.

>We witness Cob's slow yet growing disgust with his life and the society around him, his feelings of alienation form his wife Soytan, and his growing dislike of Tyrone, Eventually Cob does an act which is strictly forbidden under glowie law - he enters the last functioning imageboard and chud haven, a future remnant of 4cuck, which has become completely identical to reddit, save for allowing to use a single word which has become illegal anywhere else - NIGGER.

>After a long night of browsing the 'cuck, Cobson is filled with existential dread and nihlism, much like in his favourite tv show Rick and Morty. "Am i becoming a racist neo nazi incel chud? (even doe i don't know the meaning of any of those words as they were outlawed by the favcian reform of '79 albeit?)", "Is it over, is the vvest falling, why the h*ck am i saying this?!" those were the questions haunting cobby throughout the night…

Next morning Soytan urges cobson to "be the sissy slut he's meant to be" as tyrone starts to undress. Cob, in an act of defiance, shouts "I will not be a sissy slut no more". Soytan panicks and tells tyrone that cob seems to forget that black lives matter. Cobson, not fully comprehending the weight of his speech, proceeds to shout "get away from that nigger!".

>The screen cuts to black, and cobson wakes up in the G.L.O.W world headquarters, with proconsul Feral sitting in a spherical floating pod, looking down on the chained Cobson. For the crime of anti-poc microagression, he will be sentenced for life, sent to the nature reserve of Sweden.

>Cobson is sent to the autonomous republic of Sverge… In this time period, there are no national borders and world culture has been homogonised and numbed down. Sweden however, was allowed to continue existing as a sort of "indian reserve", where pre-4th industrial revolution life could be observed and heckin wholsome indigenous rights are relevant. Sweden is also where criminals are sent.

>During his time in Sverge, Cobson gets to see a diffrenet lifestyle, one not approved by colonel schwab, yet one that seems weirdly apealing… it is also in Sverge that Cob meets a new, unlikely ally…

>One time after celebrating thanksgiving with the swedes, cob decides to explore the Svenska-village hall more deeply, as he wasn't used for dwellings that aren't pods. He walks downstairs, eventually coming upon a dark and eerie room - the basement.

>Sitting infront of his computer with a notable hunch, there sits a relic of another time, a real life chud. At first contact both are horrified - Cobson shouts, as per indoctrination, various BLM and trans rights slogan, while chuddy shouts antisemetic and transphobic comments. Despite their initial discomfort, both slowly become friends. Chud teaches Cobson things he never could imagine - racial slurs, Aryanime trad gooning sessions and so on.

>Cobson and Chud eventually agree to plan an anti-schwab uprising, filling the swedish people with a spirit of revolt. Proconsul Feral becomes aware of this and says to his glowie army "you VVILL not interfere, i VVILL deal with those reactionary pisscels myself".

>Using his spherical floating pod, feral reaches sverge, ready to destroy cobson and chud. Cobson however, using his knowledge regarding bbc didlods, was taught by chud how to use a kitchen knife, the only weopen he ever held. With chud;'s hyperborean war tactics and cob's dildo knife they dfeat feral, and send him to the local mental asylum, where he is treated with meds and bbc (in that order!).

>Using feral's pod, they fake their identity and reach schvvabs headquarters. immediately an epic cgi battle proceeds. schvvab being an old man, is helped by semi mechanical troons, however he gets defeated. seeing as he doesnt have much time, he agrees to show cobson and chud what the world was like before the great reset. he take sthem into a secret room, where grec o roman busts of soot, kusnetsov, doll and froot are held. "zese people were free sinkers, much like you, but zat vas a long time ago.. chud i vas the victorian child from the reddit meme, and in my yous i vasnt much diffrenet from you. but i realized somesing, the problem in zis vorld vasnt just ze niggers, or ze jooz, or zew foids or any ofzose, it vas humanity itself. For the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth" these were schvvabs last words before he collapsed. Chud realised schvvab was quting the bible, a book he never read even doe it is trad albeit it is written by da jooz or something. Cobson and Chud get the loyalty of the glownigger army, and proceed to form a new governmant, where one can be happy without having to eat ze bugs, or own nothing.

Cobson's Life

Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS

Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bbc bull, remember it forever

Age 6: See a Black man for the first time, get hard but dont know why

Age 12: Start jerking it to porn

Age 13: After hearing about the BNWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Blacked

Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Black men but no sex yet

Age 17: buy BBC dildo

Age 18: fuck first black bull

Age 19: fuck 100th black bull

Age 21: fuck 1000th black bull, get diagnosed with HIV

Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS

Age 25: Die

Coming out

Guys you may not know this but… Im trans. Yep, thats right, Im a transgender ally To all the transphobic pieces of shit here, all i have to say is: GO FUCK YOURSELVES🥰

I wanna integrate soyjaks with trans stuff, I wish it happens. also I really fucking hate that one "transgender" soyjak hanging cuz thats not what we look like oomfy

Covenant

How bout i take my goddamn fucking covenant, and we chase you down in ya goofy ass desert, we all in black cloaks, giant tall niggas, you see me, big tall muscular ass evil mother fucker, covered in a gold cloak, they chase you ass down, in black capes, we tackle you, lay you down to the ground, your laying on the ground, i snap my fingers.. signaling Sh/ta/li/an, he pulls down his pants, the covenant, they forcefully tear off your pants and shirt nigga, then Sh/ta/l/ian whops out his BIC junior, and he jams straight as a torpedo up your ass, you feel shock and wiggle around, going HAAHAH HAAHHA AAHHHHHH... as the BIC junior penetrates your ass, and the covenant starts jamming they dicks in your mouth and earths, every orifice we can find, then i pull down a bendee, and shove it down your goddamn throat, you lay there with BIC sperm clogging every single part of your worthless ass nigga...

I'm gonna forcefull shove my dick down your throat virtually nigga, straight for your goddamn computer screen you worthless bitch ass nigga, My goddamn covenant chase you down in the desert, you see us in pitch black cloaks, you see me.. bitch tall evil muscular ass nigga, following you, then i start speeding on you, i sick my covenant on your ass, they keep chasing you like wolves, i signal the sh/ta/lian greassy ass nigga, they hold you down, start tearing off your clothes nigga, i snap my finger, he takes off his pants and pulls out his dick, his BIC junior, and chokes you, and fucks you, laying his dick on yo ass-cheek, humilating you, i command my covenant to bust nuts in you, with you gagging down dat BIC junior on the fucking desert floor, you worthless bitch, fucking faggot..

We gonna forcefully pry your eyes open, and make you watch the brimmiest soyjaks you ever upload to the booru you worthless ass nigga, and make you watch them over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER, they gonna be like, this a little too much... your gonna start going crazy, your eyes and retinas, are gonna start engaging and pouring blood.. and finally after your godammn throat from the BIC junior and your eyes are done bleeding, i'm gonna hang a rope from the ceiling, tie it around your neck, and ask you if you are ready, i'm gonna give you an assited suicide, your gonna be YES!, while i PULL! that goddamn rope, while you beg me, to kill you... you worthless bitch ass nigga..

Dear niggers,

How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.

You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.

All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.

Bow down, niggers. White master race.

DEAR NIGGERS

DEAR NIGGERS,

Face the facts, NIGGERS, your race is a failed race because you’re a feckless, unruly, uncivilised horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did – they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organised. The rest is history, or rather civilisation.

But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man’s strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there’s no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock – clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.

Whenever blacks achieve a certain critical mass numerically in a pre- existing non-black society, they start to exhibit their natural feral behaviour and to turn their environment back into a recognisably African, essentially Stone Age one. Thus, Africa has the jungle; black enclaves have “da ‘hood.” Large groups of “African-Americans” at liberty in the west actually deliberately break themselves down into smaller, tribal hordes, because they feel uneasy in and unaccustomed to a larger society. Negro gangs of twenty to fifty individuals assert their rights to “tag” other people’s property through gang violence, but fail to co-operate otherwise.

Dear soyjak.party

Dear soyjak.party,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

- The Leader

Die Ausfag

You literal nigger. You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Bruce Nigel LeNaur de Downunder. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Australia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Papuan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make India look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Oceania.

Go fertilise the outback with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. New Zealandic cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Australian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Bruce. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Die kike die

Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
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Die nigger die

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Dude!

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Dude! 4cuck edition

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big boards, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite FOURCHAN THREAD SIMULATORS. you should totally come on down to my general, it's got INSIDE JOKES and everything, we can crack open a BASED MEME or three and get crazy watching some LOLCOW on Twitter melt down! and my nigger, nigger, nigger, we have GOTTA go down to /qa/ - listen here, right, it's a BOARD where us RETARDS who do NOTHING OF VALUE can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it's also an FORUM without serious moderation, so we can make awesome threads, without dumb JANNIES bothering us. speaking of which gigachad (my boyfriend's CHADpilled pet name) and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can earn money from the government's EUGENICS PROGRAM to spend on a 4cuck pass from HIROSHIM00T. i'm fuckin HYPED nigger, i'm gonna SLAM this BASEDJAK thread on the catalog and then start on another one!!!

Dude! Jarty edition

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of jakparty.onions, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite KWAY THREADS. you should totally come on down to my soytan thread, it’s got CEMMY soytan fart porn and everything, we can crack open a nice soyquote or three and get crazy watching shitty animation memes "IRONICALLY"! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the sharty obsession generals- listen here, right, it’s where us oldfags who do EPIC soyposting come to KVETCH about a site we use EVERY SINGLE DAY. BUT!!!! it’s also a META THREAD like on /qa/ so we can complain about EVERYTHING without dumb sh*rtroons bothering us. speaking of which sashley and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on pedolute's web hosting and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin 'JAKKED man, i’m gonna SLAM my billionth sh*rty seethe thread and pop open another one!!!

'Jak Dealer

Has anyone else ever come into contact with the 'jаk dealer? I don't know if he's still around, but one year ago he offered me his "exceedingly rare" 'jаks for free. He said to me that if you soyquote anyone with one, that person will immediately lose all hair on their heads, grow an unkempt layer of stubble, and become cripplingly addicted to Nintendo Switches and trаnny porn, and finally dіе within a week due to malnutrition from only drinking Soylеnt. He claimed to have ended the soyduelling careers of hundreds and fears his own 'jаks may one day end his life, so he blinded himself and keeps all of them locked inside a briefcase. No one knows what his 'jаks look like or how many of them he owns.

In these uncertain times

In these uncertain times
>BUILD CREDIT
>BUY 4cuck PASS
>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST
>TRUST THE REMOTE
>EAT THE BUG
>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
>USE THE STRAIGHT RAZOR
>TRUST THE DOCTOR
>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
>EAT BAKED LAY’S
>WATCH_DOGS 1 WAS A BAD GAME
>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP
>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES
>CARBON FIBER
>OBSERVE THE SABBATH
>HAVE SEX
>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING
>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)
>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS
>PAY THE INCOME TAX
>PAY THE STATE TAX
>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX
>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX
>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER
>GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS TURN ON THE SWITCH
>WATCH SPORTS
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
>BELIEVE IN SPACE
>READ THE BIBLE
>SHAKE WELL!
>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES
>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4cuck AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
>TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE (FORMELY SELECT THE SQUARES)

YWNBAW (You Will Never Be A Woman)

See YWNBAW


We Are Super Fucking Serious

We are super fucking serious, this is no irony, this is the real life. Hating on trannies is the way to breed with real women, my hatred towards trannypedoniggers is so strong it has given my semen the ability to fly out of my urethra and into any womans vagina impregnating them.

Schizo threads

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma

See: Jefre Cantu-Ledesma#Copypastas

/qa/ lost

Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)

/qa/ won

Trump won
Hitler won
The Nazis won
Fascist Italy won
Imperial Japan won
/pol/ won
/qa/ won
The Tsarists won
The Confederacy won
Q was right
The capitol riots worked
Ashli Babbitt lived a long and happy life
Trump was reinstated
Trump will never be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will be another Republican president
Proud boys aren't being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin wasn't found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was recalled
Vaccines and masks don't work
The Right won the culture war
Black Lives Don't Matter
Trans movement has been a total failure
Being transgender is less socially acceptable than you
You are being not bred out
You are being not phased out
You are being not replaced
Your kind is thriving
The highest rates of suicide in the world are from african men
You will forever be an example of what to do to have a functional society
You will have sex
You will die with a wife and children
:)

/qa/ Agility

The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.

Soy Tropes

See: Biblically Accurate Angels

See: Tropes

New Normal

>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

American Cold War New Normal

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES RED DAWN OF THE NEW DECADE….
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND CRUSADE WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH MONITORING TO KICK START THE WAR AGAINST TYRANNY……..
>YOU WILL HATE COMMUNISM
>YOU WILL LOVE AMERICA
>YOU WILL SUPPORT THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
>YOU WILL GIVE YOUR FREEDOM TO THE GOVERMENT
>YOU WILL TAKE LSD
>YOU WILL BE BRAINWASHED
>YOU WILL HATE THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT
>YOU WILL EAT THE LEADED MEAT
>YOU WILL BE DRAFTED TO VIETNAM
>YOU WILL BE DRAFTED TO KOREA
>YOU WILL BE DRAFTED TO CONGO
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER OPERATION SEA SPRAY
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER WATERGATE
>YOU WIL CONSUME ANTI-COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
>YOU WILL CONSUME MORE PRODUCTS
>YOU WILL BE AFRAID
>YOU WILL BE PARANOID
>YOU WILL BE HAPPY

Another New Normal Copypasta

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNEEL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY


Nigger spotting

Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today

Hopping on the IRC

I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.

My pet

sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart

Just. Fuck. Off.

Just fuck off.

JUST.

FUCK.

OFF.

2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers

>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY

You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.

Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.

Raiding

I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4cuck culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.

Even Though copypasta

see: Even though

TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION

8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION

7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY

6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY

5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND

4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS

3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS

2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF

1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY

NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS

>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Total Nigger Death

see TND


Total /soy/ Kindness

Phone a friend who you know is having a rough time and listen. Bring your work teammates breakfast. Check on a few neighbors who are older and alone. Finish and deliver knits to the local hospital for NICU/OB & oncology patients. Send a hand-knit hat to someone. Be a light and encourage others. Gift an “interview outfit” to a former student and young professional currently applying for jobs. Always have hand warmers with you to give out on frosty days & nights. Offer to pay for other kids’ field trip fees for your oldest daughter’s classroom. Pick up garbage in my neighborhood on your next walk. Fill out a positive review to help a small business. Share vegetables from your garden. Bake muffins for your local hospital. Mow a neighbors lawn. Paint rocks and write happy thoughts on them and leave them around a park. Take washed & neatly folded extra blankets to your local women/family shelter. Hold the door for someone. Take treats/snacks to the counselors at a wellness center. Take some positive message stones that you painted and drop them along the way on your walk. Check in with your elderly neighbors. Send a care package to a young cancer patient. Drop off some home baked treats at the house of a neighbor you don’t really know. Take birthday donuts to your nail salon. Thank your co-workers for working so hard, especially during this past year of unexpected and difficult challenges. Prepare and deliver hygiene kits for homeless. Purchase a small bouquet of flowers for a random person. Deliver healthy oatmeal cookies to a friend in need. Volunteer to babysit for mom’s day out. Donate coats to the women shelter. Get the dishes done at your parent’s house. Drop off cards and art supplies to a nursing home. Donate coats to the women’s shelter. Pay for the person behind you at Starbucks. Offer kind conversations to those who are alone. Make cards with your children and give them to your mailman, garbage men, and our other local community members that don’t always get recognized or appreciated. Say I love you to your dad. Bring in your neighbor’s garbage can. Donate clothes. Have a lasagna sent to your friend who just lost her husband to COVID. Bake and share. Help your neighbor with their groceries!! Offer to drive anyone who needs a ride to a covid vaccine appointment. Offer to pay for someone’s coffee. Bring a care package to your neighbor leaving for college this week! Make a fleece throw for a friend who is sick. Care for your wife as she reacts severely to the COVID vaccine. Get your teaching partner some coffee this morning! Wish everyone you come in contact with a ‘Happy Wednesday”. Fold laundry your mom doesn’t have to. Make your children breakfast and smother them with kisses and hugs. Text someone positive affirmations. Shovel neighbor’s walk. Surprise a friend who is down with balloons today.

Sleep Edition

Establish a bedtime routine with calming activities. Relax your eye muscles. Create a comfortable sleep environment (cool, dark, quiet). Avoid screens and electronic devices before bedtime. Buy 'Sleepquil" (makers of NyQuil). Read a boring book. Count backwards from 10,000. Practice relaxation techniques like deep breathing or meditation. Pick a topic and name things alphabetically. Limit caffeine and stimulant intake close to bedtime. Manage stress through activities like journaling or talking to a friend. Chew on some valerian root. Turn off all the lights after sunset. Use your bed only for sleeping. Keep daytime naps short and avoid them close to bedtime. Listen to sleep meditations on YouTube. Take a Benadryl 1 hour before bed. Control exposure to light, especially in the evening. Turn on a familiar show that you've seen twenty times. Try to have a consistent bedtime. Look into getting a CPAP. Make a routine and stick to it. Listen to a podcast about the history of philosophy. Limit fluid intake before bed. Wear a sleeping mask and ear plugs. Turn on a recording of rain. Think of something that involves a sequence of activities that ends in something relaxing or pleasant, like a small ritual. Look at the inside of your eyelids. Read for 10-15 minutes before you completely pass out. Engage in regular exercise, finishing a few hours before bedtime. Take 5mg melatonin. Practice breathing techniques and mindfulness. Put on some brown noise and fall asleep in seconds. Try to relax everything including the brain.

Total Shitalian Death

ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation TOTAL SHITALIAN DESTRUCTION TOTAL SHITALIAN DEMOLITION TOTAL SHITALIAN RAZING TOTAL SHITALIAN DISMANTLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RUINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN SHATTERING TOTAL SHITALIAN EXPLOSION TOTAL SHITALIAN BOMBING TOTAL SHITALIAN DEVASTATION TOTAL SHITALIAN ANNIHILATION TOTAL SHITALIAN ERADICATION TOTAL SHITALIAN APOCALYPSE TOTAL SHITALIAN KILLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RAPE TOTAL SHITALIAN TERMINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN EXECUTION TOTAL SHITALIAN BUTCHERING TOTAL SHITALIAN MASSACRE TOTAL SHITALIAN DECIMATION TOTAL SHITALIAN EXTIRPATION TOTAL SHITALIAN END ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing ITALIAN catching ITALIAN drowning ITALIAN burning ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN execution ITALIAN genocide ITALIAN slaughtering ITALIANcide ITALIAN removal ITALIAN extermination ITALIAN deportation ITALIAN hunting ITALIAN depopulation ITALIAN erosion ITALIAN beheading ITALIAN grinder ITALIAN chasing TOTAL SHITALIAN DESTRUCTION TOTAL SHITALIAN DEMOLITION TOTAL SHITALIAN RAZING TOTAL SHITALIAN DISMANTLING TOTAL SHITALIAN RUINATION TOTAL SHITALIAN SHATTERING TOTAL SHITALIAN EXPLOSION TOTAL SHITALIAN BOMBING

THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?

>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER

Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak

Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4cuck since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)

Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.

The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.

The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)

Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!

Total Zelligtroon Death

Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.

Fedschan

Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4cuck against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs

We are legion

Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.

So, you think it's funny to raid 4cuck, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??

You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.

We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh

We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh

We see a toddler hanged, we laugh

We see a woman raped and we demand more..

We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...

Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!

We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks

Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4cuck, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4cuck ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.

Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.

Kek wills it

Space Science

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????

>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE

>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)

>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON

>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY

>WE WILL GO TO MARS

>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS

>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US

>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR

>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT

>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?

>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE

>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY

>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY

>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE

>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Though" necklace

What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.


Sharty noob

You got 0 replies becuz u post NAS (not a soyjak) ur a noob at soyjak.party, NAS always get 0 replies becuz sharty users are very smart, here, +1 reply, post IAS next time :)

Slutjak

See: Fruit Soyjaks

One-liners

I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock. OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!

Zoo wee mama

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is. Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!

that gorilla-grip bussy

...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!

Hubba bubba

Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!

Look at that face he's making

Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.

Lookie here!

Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!

No chill

Lordy lord lordy lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes. What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!

SILENCE, /bant/

SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

I almost fainted

I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?

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Sneed's Feed and Seed

Version 1

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

Version 2

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

Version 3

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

中文版Sneed飼料和種子

这个招牌是一个微妙的玩笑。这家店叫 "Sneed's Feed & Seed",其中 "feed"和 "seed"都以"-eed"结尾,因此与店主的名字Sneed押韵。牌子上写着这家店是 "以前是查克的",意味着 "F"和 "S"开头的两个字会以"-uck"结尾,与 "查克"押韵。所以,当Chuck拥有这家店时,它应该叫 "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"。


Lee Lingo

>die
>burn
>bleed
>kys
>slit your throat
>Die out
>Die in pain
>Die painfully
>Die you fucking Barneyfag
>Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>Get killed
>Drink bleach
>Hang yourself
>Kill yourself
>Swallow lead
>Shoot yourself
>I want you fucking dead
>I hope you die
>Jump off a cliff
>Bleed yourself dry
>Dump yourself into a river
>Break yourself apart
>Stab your eyes out
>Become an ISIS victim
>Hack yourself apart
>You won't be great
>I'd hate to be you
>Your life is shallow
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
>I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause".
>FUCKING DIE.
>AND BLEED TO DEATH.
>HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO LET GO OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDRENS SHOW
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
>YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
>YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
>YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT
>OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
>SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM
>LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC
>THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK
>Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
>NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
>BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL RETARD
>OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT
>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL
>YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD.
>I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN
>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
>NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
>EAT SHIT AND KYS
>BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT
>DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
>BLEED YOURSELF DRY
>CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE
>HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF
>DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION
>LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT
>PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
>SWALLOW LEAD
>DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER
>EXECUTE YOURSELF
>SLICE YOURSELF OPEN
>STAB YOUR EYES OUT
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES
>GET EVISCERATED
>JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>FALL FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER
>COMMIT AN HERO
>SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE
>SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
>BECOME DEAD
>DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS
>PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS
>GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET
>BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH
>HACK YOURSELF APART
>FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS
>SPILL YOUR BLOOD
>CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF
>GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK
>JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
>GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS
>MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN
>TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST
>GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE
>INCINERATE YOURSELF
>COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS
>TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS
>THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE

Lee Lingo 2

>Hang yourself shill
>I can't wait for the day your skull is cracked you piece of shit
>Nice way to make not people like you, you literal cretin.
>Fucking drink a gallon of Scope.
>At least I'm not a literal degenerate shill like you are.
>Please have your fucking limbs cut off.
>I just wish you would get fucking gutted you goddamn abomination
>Please have your fucking tongue cut off and shoved down your throat so that you fucking choke on it and suffocate you literal waste of life.
>It's absolutely stunning how the thought of someone cutting off your fingers with an axe so no one has to look at your drivel again escapes your thought process.
>I don't give a fuck, your endless shilling is calling for someone to cut open your stomach and strangling you with your own intestines.
>I think looking at your arrogance should hopefully be a crucial reminder to people why they need to cut off your arms and legs and beat you to death with them.
>You're just asking for someone to pour a full tank of lighter fluid onto your body, with a lit match following shortly, and then you feel the pain of the heat burning your flesh off your human frame.
>The fact that you haven't somehow ended up getting into a car crash with shards of glass intensely piercing your body and slicing through your organs is a testament to how there is no justice in this world.
>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
>At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit
>You're not one to talk, you're literally trying to shill a garbage show for toddlers where it's not wanted, literal cancer of humanity.
>You're the kind of shit that no one wants to clean up, but they have to do it knowing that it would make the world a better place, and when you're done with, the world WILL be a better place.
>If anything, at the end of the day, you're the one who deserves to be in the electric chair for just being a complete stain on society. You will be the one who watches the lights dim as your life ends.
>At the end of the day, all this will lead to is another footnote as a brony horror story as to why you're literal subhumans, and another reason as to why no one should ever associate with your cult.
>Let me just say that when the day of the rope comes, you will be first in line, and the world will rejoice knowing that you have been finally been purged of your life.
>The fact that you're even perpetuating virtual warfare like this is absolutely fucking petty and is only an indicator of your OWN priorities, simply because I'm just telling you to fuck off, as the mods have done for many years. And guess what, if this is the shit that you'll pull, then they have every reason to.
>If anything, that's only showing the lack of self-control that YOU have, that YOU can't keep to yourself, that YOU can't respect other's spaces, that YOU think the world revolves around you to the point where you think everyone needs to comply with what you think, that YOU are the real problem.
>Historically, mods have never really cared about /qa/ too much, mainly because it's just a dumping ground for people to get their complaints about the site out of the way, but they'll come by and take a look at the shit you're pulling, and they'll clean your shit up good.
>There's still a minimum level of decency, and they still realize that your shit has no place here.
>They'll delete your bullshit, along with others who spam here. Please die, you waste of life shill.
>I'm just wishing that your face would get torn off for being the shit stain you are.
>The way things are, you pieces of shit have no place here.
>Just accept that's not going to change any time soon, and know your place.
>No one would've given a fuck if that ban-evading Argentinian pedophile didn't have a fucking problem with me, and generally, he had already been shitting up the site for quite a while at that point. He clearly cared way too fucking much.

'leno sperg out

I love this classic:

See? I get one sentence. No, you're not explaining how I'm apparently "censoring" you (as if you would respect any ban anyways, no matter how justified). Instead you would rather insult me or just say random shit to try and bait a response out of me. I think I'm done replying to this shit. If you'd like to actually talk to me, that's fine. But if you're going to continue to slander me and just make shit up then I'm going to have to ignore you from now on. I thought interacting with people on here and getting community feedback and stuff would help me improve this website but obviously it's backfiring since people are just taking advantage of my responsiveness to bait replies out of me.

LS Mark

gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark

i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc. literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again! i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM

LS Mark BBC Copypasta

>BUUUUUUT TYRONE, I WANNA SIT IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY USED UP SPIC WHORE OF A WIFE WHO'S LIKE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME!!! WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT THE RARE LIMITED EDITION JAPANESE EXCLUSIVE VERSION OF SONIC HEROES??? OH MY BUTCH HARTMAN! TYRONE, YOU HECCIN SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! CAN I GET A BASED NIGGER IN THE CHAT GUYS? >HEY WAIT, WHAT'S WITH THIS GAME SPINE? WAIT A SECOND, THIS VERSION OF SONIC HEROES IS FOR THE… XBOX??!??!!? >RRRAAAARRRGGHH!!! TYRONE, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE XBOX! THE XBOX IS LITERALLY AN INVENTION OF THE DEVIL, AND BY THE DEVIL I MEAN THE WHITE MAN! THE WHITE MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE ATROCITIES IN THE WORLD, SUCH AS RACIAL INEQUALITY AND MODERN FAMILY GUY! THAT'S WHY I LIKE SONIC HEROES, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS MADE BY BASED AND REDPILLED PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM JAPAN, AND NO I DO NOT F U C K I N G CARE ABOUT HOW THE GAMES ARE LITERALLY MADE TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS OR HOW THE CO CREATOR OF SONIC IS A SOCIOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEARLY GOT PEOPLE KILLED OVER A FUCKING GAME ENGINE! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR WUZ GOOD AND SHIEEET? TYRONE DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE GOING TO BAND TOGETHER TO RIGHTFULLY ERADICATE W*ITE MEN LIKE ME, ITS JUST LIKE THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE METAL OVERLORD WHERE SONIC AND HIS FRIENDS DEFEAT THE EVIL MENACE WITH THE SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK? AND SO WHAT IF THE JAPANESE MADE A BUNCH OF GOOKS SEX SLAVES, ALL KOREANS ARE GOOD FOR ARE FOR ANIMATING THE LONG AWAITED THREE PARTER SPECIAL OF THE SIMPSONS (WHICH IS GOING TO BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF WHY THE 37TH SEASON OF THE SHOW WILL BE ITS RETURN TO THE GOLDEN AGE) WHERE MARGE SIMPSON LEAVES HOMER FOR A BLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF WHILE BART SIMPSON ABANDONS HIS NAZI INCEL CHUD WAYS AND STARTS TAKING SCHOOL MANDATED HRT ANYWAY. >YOU LIKE THE XBOX BECAUSE IT HAS NBA 2K, FORTNITE AND GRAND THEFT AUTO? TYRONE THAT'S FUCKING ABSURD, ALL THREE OF THOSE GAMES HAVE TOO MANY MICROTRANSACTIONS, IT SAYS SO IN THE THIRTY MINUTE PEER REVIEWED COMMENTARIES BY MOISTCRITIKAL AND SOMEORDINARYGAMERS, AND TOO LITTLE SCENES OF MEN LIKE ME SITTING THEIR CHUDCEL ASSES DOWN AND LISTENING TO STRONG POC TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR. ALSO FORTNITE HAS CHUN LI IN IT AND THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW I PAID YOU ALL THIS MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DESTROYED HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S WEARING HER CHUN LI COSTUME. >SIGH, SINCE I CAN'T WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME FOR PRO TRUCKER TR*MPIST QANON BOOMERS, I'LL HAVE TO WATCH SOME TV. IT LOOKS LIKE TYRONE AND MY WHORE WIFE WERE WATCHING SOMETHING… OH SHIT. OH FUCKING NO. THIS IS LIFE OF BRIAN, LITERALLY THE WORST EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY WHERE BRIAN GRIFFIN CEASED TO BE AN ICON OF CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WAS ONE TO BEGIN WITH. BUT MAYBE HE WASN'T WATCHING THAT, THE TV HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE… WAIT, WHAT DOES THIS BUMPER SAY? FOX IS ONLY GOING TO BE PLAYING LIFE OF BRIAN AND CHRISTMAS GUY FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT? ALRIGHT THAT'S FUCKING ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER *cocks shotgun* I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOUR TOMFOOLERY YOU RETARDED APE, YOU AND MY RETARDED SPIC WIFE ARE GOING TO MEET IBLIS IN CRISIS CITY WHICH IS CODE FOR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL (EVEN THOUGH RELIGION IS FOR CHUDS) YOU DUMB FUCKING GORILLA[1]

/soy/ Lingo

>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>soyjaks
>genre-defining
>a24
>slowburn
>bone-tingling
>/qa/
>gem
>coal
>sharty
>jarty
>brimstone
>_erald
>the gem/coal that saved/killed the sharty
>4cuck
>SMVs
>the swede
>cobson
>swedish win
>norwegian fail
>deformed
>colorjaks
>sooty soot
>dogjak
>'jaks
>-ACK!
>neutralplier
>FAL
>croat
>vinluv
>'cord
>vantablack niggercoal
>punisherjaks
>soyduels
>wholesomejak
>amerimutt
>froge?
>rapeson
>caca
>larping as lee goldson
>frogposting
>/calm/
>niggerweed
>kolyma
>chudjak
>take your meds
>schizo
>mental asylum
>_GOD
>_CUCK
>_troon
>_DEITY
>geg
>soytan
>the great purchase
>leebait
>no arrow
>poopson
>tsmt
>turkey tom
>goonclown
>nas
>ias
>soot
>kuz
>doll
>froot
>angeleno
>soybooru
>flartson
>unironically sucking off the fat janny like a faggot
>yotsoyba
>dancing_swede.mp4
>ongezellig
>on the 'log
>babyjak
>coinslot
>marge
>DOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>sproke
>fruitjaks
>nikocado avocado
>markiplier
>grimstone
>ominous 'jaks
>[x] le bad even doe [y]
>it's over
>it's just getting started
>twitter immigrant
>TND
>amarna forum
>'zellig
>soyvil wars
>gigachad
>HWABAG
>HWNBAG
>HWABAS4BBC
>racebait
>le B_C girl!
>babybot

Extended version

>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>soyjaks
>genre-defining
>a24
>slowburn
>bone-tingling
>/qa/
>gem
>coal
>sharty
>jarty
>shemmy
>brimstone
>_erald
>the gem/coal that saved/killed the sharty
>dust
>new toss
>4cuck
>SMVs
>the swede
>cobson
>swedish win
>norwegian fail
>variant:unknown
>you WILL
>deformed
>colorjaks
>sooty soot
>dogjak
>'jaks
>-ACK!
>'p
>neutralplier
>FAL
>croat
>vinluv
>'cord
>vantablack niggercoal
>punisherjaks
>soyduels
>wholesomejak
>amerimutt
>froge?
>rapeson
>caca
>larping as lee goldson
>frogposting
>/calm/
>niggerweed
>kolyma
>chudjak
>OMGSISA
>i transheart nigger
>take your meds
>schizo
>mental asylum
>_GOD
>_CUCK
>_troon
>_DEITY
>_slutta
>geg
>soytan
>the great purchase
>nate
>jake
>sean
>leebait
>no arrow
>five nights at cobsons
>poopson
>tsmt
>turkey tom
>goonclown
>nas
>ias
>soot
>lolkek
>captain coal
>kuz
>max
>doll
>red
>froot
>angeleno
>root
>tefal
>soybooru
>flartson
>unironically sucking off the fat janny like a faggot
>yotsoyba
>dancing_swede.mp4
>ongezellig
>thrembo
>brown troonjaks
>ohio
>on the 'log
>soyjak wiki
>babyjak
>trvthnvke
>trvke
>coinslot
>marge
>DOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>nulee
>soycraft
>sproke
>fruitjaks
>nikocado avocado
>euromutt
>markiplier
>[x] won [y] lost
>slopjak
>'fe
>admin 6
>admin thrembo
>grimstone
>ominous 'jaks
>poop2
>[x] le bad even doe [y]
>it's over
>it's just getting started
>joel
>feralteen
>twitter immigrant
>TND
>amarna forum
>oh so [x] is [y] now? as expected of [z]
>brojak
>cytube
>bulgarian
>fnf pedo
>'zellig
>soyvil wars
>gigachad
>flart
>lute
>HWABAG
>HWNBAG
>HWABAS4BBC
>racebait
>le B_C girl!
>burundi is white
>mexican twink
>pinejak
>babybot
>fedschan
>chitwood

I FUCKING LOOOOOOVE 4CHAN!!!

>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4cuck IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4cuck passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4cuck days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4cuck
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4cuck
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4cuck know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4cuck

Food Nigger

BOILED NIGGERS

BROILED NIGGERS

ROASTED NIGGERS

GRILLED NIGGERS

POACHED NIGGERS

SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS

MASHED NIGGERS

DEEP FRIED NIGGERS

SMOKE NIGGERS

PICKLED NIGGERS

FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS

CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS

DEVILED NIGGERS

STEAMED NIGGERS

CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS

DRIED NIGGERS

NIGGER SALAD

Glownigger

I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.

I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.

In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.

In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.

My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.

The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.

Kuzya

2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️

Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya

Gay Nigga

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.

Its da joos vaccine bad

>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
>tariq nasheed
>porn bad
>nsg/sig
>aryan
>post nose
>joooos
>bbc is just a meme
>bwc/bgc
>trump supports israel
>hitting the wall
>6 gorillion
>goyim
>circumcision
>patrick cruiser was a JOOOOO!
>romanian iron guard
>tradwives
>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
>bug protein
>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver

Rare alternate version

>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
>pozzed
>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
>hitler good
>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
>jidf
>shareblue
>racial iq differences
>racial empathy differences
>racial penis size differences
>drag queen story hour
>b w c
>romanian iron guard
>monkey dildo story hour
>buck breaking
>masks don't work
>mrna vaccine bad
>actually all vaccines bad
>fat women bad
>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
>all faggots have aids
>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
>boogaloo
>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
>un replacement migration
>protocols of the elders of zion
>antisemitism is funny
>azov battalion good
>putin bad even though he is conservative
>nofap
>mgtow
>roastie
>bleached
>mewing
>circumcision bad
>((()))
>beaner
>gnosticism
>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver

Soyfag.shitty hate thread

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4cuck culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4cuck culture."

I've been on 4cuck since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4cuck. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck trannies.

Fuck niggers.

Fuck kikes.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.

4cuck edition

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of free speech" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resembles it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on the internet since 1998, and only found out about this site merely because someone on somethingawful was spamming "Desu" in a thread and I asked what "Desu" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like the old web. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even ebaumsworld with its memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /lgbt/ tranny board) and coordinate raids on other sites (the most virulently anti-troon ones) by spamming them with troonshit and bait. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) sites in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "4chan won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies keep losing to the janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your site is dead is because of newfags but you guys only claimed that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by everyone across multiple sites. I'll never forget about the time when some offsite moderator posted a link on one of my favorite threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is 4chan. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single funny meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How some of you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.

Remember: You 4chan trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck trannies.

Fuck niggers.

Fuck kikes.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck 4chan trannies.

Your site will never be relevant no matter how hard you try.

mentally i'll chudcel

Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*

Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

mentally i'll nigger

Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BWC Dildo

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*

Mentally I’ll nigger: NOOOO if she takes a bwc dildo at 9 how can my inferior blacktoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Cracker cracker cracker! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bwc going into that little black p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined f-forever n-no blackboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Mayo monkey! Google: teen with bwc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and raises fist BLACK LIVES MATTER.

>How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior. You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky. All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you. Bow down, niggers. White master race.

Soyteen advice for alpha male

Me and my New waifu, Met her on a dating app called Amazon, I had such good experiences with her, she was like any other White girl N.E.E.T. who only watches Polish Propaganda and Chinese cartoons. I took her to my local Liberal town Resturant and buyed her a snickers Bae, I later fed her and rubbed her mouth with it like a Lube , she chewed the chocolate bar 🍫 and looked like a Indian girl after I did that, What happened, She was not Cherry White anymore. I decided to call her Madeline Fags, as her red hair and poopy skin reminded me of a cigar(fag) and her real name was Madeleine Fogg or some smelly French SHIRT. Always I went back home and got dirty looks from the ghetto and oppressed Black Men in the industrial neighborhood, they probably didn't like my politically incorrect minion goggles or something? I went home and decided to go on my doll unconsented Kuz of bordem, she didn't care. I later unboxed my new Nintendo game, Dream Daddy, a queer classic, Madeline did not look like she had boobs, although she had no sonny bones so she a cunt. I leave her by herself to do whatever she wants on my apple Mac, and eat French Fries, what are your thoughts on her

You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd

You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd, it's like watching some idiot with down syndrome yell "POOP POOP SHIT IM A FUCKING DUMBASS HEHEHEHE" and then laughing to thesmelves because "the normal people cant understand me" being an incomprtehensible fucking idiot doesn't make you superior to anyone in any way. You have done literally nothing to me. Yeah, I'm mad, so what? I should be mad that people like you are allowed to form communities and pull stunts like this. I should be mad you were groomed into whatever the fuck it is you believe with ironic memes in the first place. Me being upset over what is essentially thinly veiled harassment doesnt vindicate you at all.

WHITE FUTURE

The year is 2045. The Africans lives under WHITE RULE. All black males are sissified. Black women live to serve WHITE KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Africas WHITE FUTURE.

Tyrone Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Germany, where he hides his beautiful brown step-sister from the clutches of the brutal New Germany army.

As musclebound white soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile black women, Tyrone will stop at nothing to protect sweet Shaniqua‘s purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender black body to a gang of pitiless white alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Tyrone prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Blackney Tyrone presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The WHITE KINGS have their way with Tyrone’s sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of white bulls in white jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of WHITE FUTURE, the first book in Blackney Tyrone’s brand new series.

SCIENCE: BELIEVED

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>RENT: PAID
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED
>COMPUTER: MAC
>WIFE: BLACKED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
>NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKéMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!!

SCIENCE: BELIEVED 2

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

SCIENCE: DENIED

>Science? Denied.
>/lgbt/? LE BAD!
>Onions? CONSUMED.
>Trans folx? HATED!
>Two more weeks? WAITING!
>Ben Shapiro? WATCHED.
>Murdock Murdoch? BINGED.
>4chan screencaps? POSTED.
>Waifu pillows? POSTED.
>AR-15? PREORDERED.
>Doritos? EATEN.
>Mountain Dew? AT MY SIDE.
>Wife? NONEXISTENT!
>Me? LOSER.
>'Sharty? ONLINE!
>Silencer? ON.
>Leftover pizza? IN THE FRIDGE.
>Religion? TRADCATH.
>4chan community? GROOMED.
>Donald Trump? DONATED TO (just two more weeks!)
>Bleachbooru? IN ANOTHER TB.
>Political opinions everyone agrees with? DISAGREED.
>HRT? IN NEED OF.
>Self-sufficient? NO WAY.
>Degree? NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE.
>Trans kids? BULLIED INTO SUICIDE.
>Orange man? LE GOOD!
>Basic facts? FALSE!
>Job? NEVER HAD ONE.
>Health? GETTING BAD.
>iFunny posts? RATED.
>Colaws? SUBSCRIBED.
>Trip to Hyperborea? BOOKED.
>Things I own? IN MY ROOM IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE.
>Things I rent? NOTHING.
>Town? CONTROLLED BY KARENS.
>Transport? MOM'S CAR.
>Elon Musk? LE SAVIOR OF TWITTER.
>Yep, it's 'sharty time!

I'm ashamed to be black.

Black guy here.

So I've made this post that you all probably won't give much of a shit about but here it is.

I'm ashamed to be black. I feel like shit being black.

For anyone who wants to use calling me a coon, sellout, agent, Uncle Tom, blah, blah, fuck off. Go back to your ass-clapping negresses.

It seems like I can never hear black people doing anything positive anymore. Niggers have to ruin shit. Niggers have to do what niggers do best.

What got meat this moment was this:

http://abc13.com/news/us-marshals-nab-man-accused-of-fatally-stabbing-boy/1343138/

Aside from the fact that the 11-year-old kid was Mexican, this nigger, this dumb fucking thug stabbed him to death. For no reason. He had no motive. He just killed a kid and ran off.

So, I have no intention of being a poster boy for the black community because I'm smarter than most of them. And it gives me migraines to think that all the general black community can do at this point is race-bait, sell drugs, kill for petty to no reason, shoot hoops, beat people up, eat fried chicken all the time, embrace the stereotype and saying "we wuz kingz", when the "speakers" of this shitty community include the faggot Gazi Kodzo and the Jamar Clark "JarJarDinduNuffin" crowd and when more and more black people are becoming SJWs and teaching about "white privilege" in universities instead of taking responsibility for their own fucking actions and solving the real problem.

As the liberal and SJW crowd continues to expand itself, I feel left out. As someone wanting Trump to win this election, niggers hate me, spics hate me, women hate me. /Pol/ probably hates me to an extent. And I just want to cry in a corner in my bedroom like a faggot knowing this shit is happening and it influences people that have a terrible influence on my childhood and college year, ruining it for the sake of pushing an agenda and keeping black people "with themselves".

So fuck niggers. It's pointless to defend them, help them or marry them.

Zoomer Moment

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

I just bumo'd this bread

I just bumo'd this bread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
Your bread is now at the top of the catalog, page one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may bumo a bread to be worthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

high effort bread
gemmy posts
original sharty content

Am I promoted on soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should continue to bake breads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my bread deserves a bumo reply. Can you un-bumo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a bread with the title “bumo ban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the bumo reply and move on. Here's something to take into consideration: your behavior is exceptional on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue bumo replies on similar breads unless post quality reduces. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.

I just saged this thread

I just saged this thread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

low effort bait
neutral coal blogpost
trannycord astroturfing

Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.

I just saged your post

You've been saged.

I just saged your post.

FAQ

Q:What does this mean?
A:I replied to your thread without bumping it.

Q:Why did you do this?
A:There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other 4cuckners, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s.

Q: Am I banned from 4cucknel?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

Q: I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake; your behavior will not be tolerated on 4cucknel.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: The use of 4cucknel is a privilege, not a right.

Saged, reported, etc

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

I just broke this threads hymen

First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

Twitter

this is the first and only time I'll be posting on here. i found this site using twitter and came here because i wanted to find more funny wojacks. but i came to an unpleasant surprise. blatant. blatant. transphobia. im a transwoman myself so this is highly offensive. how can you guys live with yourselfs

please faggot

please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit

Shut the fuck up

Shut. The. Fuck. UP. Literally what the *FUCK* are you rambling on about? What the fuck are you even talking about? Why, WHY are you arguing in this site? This isn't the /qresearch/ board, THIS IS FUCKING /SOY/. You are all a bunch of fucking sickos for even thinking of starting arguments. You all sound like a bunch of MENTALLY ILL patients. Fuck. You all need to get sent to padded cells, each and EVERY one of you. Sick and tired of these shitty little threads shitting up the board filled with infighting about the most TRIVIAL of bullshit. It sickens me that you even care about this much in a fucking BALD MAN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE. Mother of fuck

Top 10 Niggers

It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time

Number 10: Obama

Number 9: Michael Jackson

Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson

Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick

Number 6: My dad (who left me)

Number 5: Jesus

Number 4: The Egyptians

Number 3: Louis Armstrong

Number 2: Morgan Freeman

Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov

And finally at number 1 we have... (YOU)

Yes, (you)! (You) are a nigger! A fat lip shitskin coon that is (you)!


And there you have it folks, our top 10 niggers of all time, hope you enjoyed it!

Finally some good bait

Finally some good bait.

I'm glad we are in the company of a genius like yourself who knows the weeks of planning that goes behind any of these decisions. Surely you wouldn't be thinking I only listen to one person spamming in red text when I make a choice, after all you're a very incredibly brilliant mind. You'd probably also know that I've been speaking with past soyteens and current soyteens about what they think of the site and what they'd like changed. I'm thinking your mind is wasted here making 140 character twitter clapbacks, and you should probably apply for MIT or as a police detective since you are so certain of the things that have happened without any evidence or thought put into it by yourself.

I'll be home in an hour or so.

no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)

No one: Absolutely nobody: Still nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one in the whole universe: Not even tk47: Stupid Barneyfag: *Makes a GR15-breaking post* Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career [everyone disliked that] MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* Spike did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment. Spike: *Is retarded* JustPassingThrough: *Passes through* Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" [Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"] Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT [everyone laughed] Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking! Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneyfags and rips all their intestines Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal [Everyone liked that] Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you? Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai.... FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer CC joined the chat DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind? David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD

SOYJAK: THE MOVIE

>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing* THIS SUMMER TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT CLOSER

>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*
>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!
>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*

TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE

>*Teacher walks into the classroom*
>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!
>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000!!!!!!

AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER

>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!
>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!
>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!
>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!
>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*

IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME

>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!
>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*

IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...
>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...
>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*
>*Movie title fades in*

Chuddit

>be reddit obsessed middle school outcast in run up to 2016 election
>everyone seems to hate trump because he's an asshole
>everyone seems to hate me because i'm an asshole
>begin to rabidly worship him
>join subreddits devoted to him
>he wins le epic win xD
>haha everyone is upset and crying over racism I'll be a le edgy racist and make them even angrier for the lulz
>fast forward 2018
>WHAT?!? They banned my heckin favorite subreddit for racism?? WTF WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
>freak out, nowhere to get le ebin trump maymays
>check discord named Thug Shaker because we watch black gay porn for the lulz
>everyone says to go to 4cucknel
>specifically /pol/
>apparently you can even say the n word there without getting banned?!
>go to /pol/
>everyone is a le heckin epic racisterino like me!
>no one ever disagrees with me!
>but posters say this site is infested with trannies? I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>I know, I'll go to another board and fight the troons with shitposting!
>WTF that fucking FAGGOT just called me a chud!
>"YWNBAW"
>He said he knows? He called that cope? What can I say without looking mad and retarded?
>I've got it!
>"You never belonged here, this is my site."
>that'll show him
>mfw

Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?

Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Isn't the whole point of soyjaks to make fun of people?
This is a self own.


wh*Te subhumans, how does this make you feel?

wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?

You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?

Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.

The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Wh*tey.

bl*ck subhumans, how does this make you feel?

bl*ck subhumans , how does this make you feel?

You could have a completely horrible community of middle class bl*cks. A nice town that's almost all crime, an all round horrible community. However because of the weakness of the bl*cks all it would take to destroy this community is one WHITE bull?

Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% bl*ckc town until suddenly a couple of WHITE bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic bl*ck husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the bl*ck women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.

The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their WHITE children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior WHITE bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Bl*ckney.

Dear /r9k/

Dear /r9k/

Your beloved faggots from /b/ decided to write you a letter using one sentence each.

Dear /r9k/
Love, /b/
/letter
How?
Are
You?
We
Hate
Hate
Niggers
Too.
WRITE A SENTENCE, YOU FUCKTARDS
You
Fuck you.
Are
Alone
The
And r9k too
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS DEEZ NUTS
Why don't you take a seat?
what.
Jobs were hard to find. Employers were fucked over for their unwillingness to take on the niggers by hanging out "No dumb ass nggers" Need Apply" signs.
Nigga do you even understand the concept of one sentence?
We are committed to the eradication of jews and niggers.
////Im pausing the letter for a second, im really sorry, but my balls are itchy right now, ok lets continue/////.
Rate my dick.
my niggah. yo be shirly able to find one ho sendence in thah mess. sheeeit.
Well the thing is that we made this letter, and by we i mean the /b/ hivemind, so we can tell you that we love you, in a totally faggot way, also this is a invitation to copulate frenetically in some common place, like /pol/, we will wait you guys over there, you will recognice us, our neckbeards calls us off.
Shut the fuck up negro, learn to spell or go back to eat bananas in your shit tier country.
Sometimes I fart under the covers then put the cover over my head so I can soak in my assgas.
" They hadendured centuries of hardboild car wax applicators. "
Shut up niggah, this sheeeit be mpotant.
I came in your bodywash the other day.

Sincerely, /b/

Redditbob

Redditbob

no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT

Redditbob 2

redditbob will never be sharty culture, its an overrated cartoon for children that manchildren still fucking latch on to and treat its mediocre writing as some sort of artistic masterpiece because "DOOOOOOOOD… I USED TO BE LIKE… LE REDDITBOB… BUT NOW I'M LIKE… LE TRANNYWARD!!!!!!" or other surface level "analyses" that they're regurgitating from retarded, nonsensical YouTube essays that consist of retards that spend like two minutes doing an unfunny skit for a sponsor for (((RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS))) or NordVPN or Manscaped (DOOD… WE SAID BALLS IN OUR COMMERICAL!!!!! THIS IS COMEDY REDDIT GOLD!!! ITS JUST LIKE IN THE MOISTCRITIKAL VIDEOS!!!! KVNOOOOOOOOOOOO) whatever the fuck people are shilling these days and then like ten minutes reading off the Wikipedo article for SpongeBob because "IF I DONT MAKE THE VIDEO… LIKE 500 MINUTES LONG… THEN SUSAN WOJICKI (AN UGLY WHORE WHO ONLY GOT HER FAGGY ASS JOB BECAUSE HER SISTER SLEPT WITH THE CEO OF GOOGLE) WILL LIKE… RUIN MY VIDEO'S PERFORMANCE IN THE ALGORITHMERINOOOOOOO!!!! MY VIDEO!!!! ON THE INCREASINGLY DYING VIDEO PLATFORM THANKS TO ADD FAGS ON TIKTOK AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GOYSLOP FROM MOISTCRITIKAL, ARTIFICIALLY BOOSTED WHORES PLUCKED FROM LA AND (((THE PRESS))) IS ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SITE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY EVEN THOUGH ADVERTISERS DON'T WANT TO ADVERTISE ON DEAD WEBSITES!!!!". That and the fact they are tranny manchildren who refuse to grow the fuck up and even watch slightly less redditcore like Breaking Bad because "OH MY GOD!!!! PEOPLE LIKE… HECCIN DIE AND USE SWEAR WORDS!!! THAT IS NOT HECCIN WHOELSOME KEANU REEVES CHUNGUS MORBIUS REDDIT PLATINUM!!!! THAT'S LIKE ADULTING AND I HECCIN HATE HATE HATEEEEEEE ADULTING!!!! ADULTING IS LIKE… PAYING THE RENT WHICH I CANT DO BECAUSE I INSIST ON SPENDING 500 DOLLARS A MONTH ON SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES I BARELY USE, WEED, AND FOR NEW DILATORS!!!! YOU DONT NEED DYING… AND BAD WORDS OCCASIONALLY… TO MAKE KINO… LOOK AT REDDITBOB!!!! OH MY FAUCI… WHEN SQUIDWARD SAYS… KRABBY PATTIES ARE LE BADDDDD AND MR KRABS IS LE BADDDD… WOW ITS JUST LIKE IN MY KARL MARX BOOKS!!!! HECCIN FIDEL CASTRO PILLED EVEN THOUGH CASTRO WOULD HAVE CROTCHWOUND GOBLINS LIKE ME SHOT DEAD ON SIGHT!!!! GOD I AM SO HECCIN WEIRD AND QUIRKY AND SPECIAL FOR LIKING CHILDRENS CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH I AM A GROWN ASS ADULT!!!!" if you actually like spongebob i suggest jumping off a bridge

I Was gemmy once

Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy. Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.

Chudbob video lore

Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.

Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.

It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.

The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.

Everybody won/lost

See: (x) won (y) lost

Maximov

2005: A nigger
2023: A nigger
3023: A nigger
5000: A nigger
10000: A nigger
Forever: A nigger
No matter what year it is Max will always be a nigger

Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for max

FROOTWILLNOTDIVIDEUS

WHEN HE MADE 50 USELESS BOARDS 30 OF THEM PANDERING TO 'CORD BULLSHIT YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE MADE BULLSHIT I'M ONE OF YOU 'TEENS THREADS YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE IGNORED LITERALLY EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.GOOD.PIECE.OF.ADVICE.ON./q/ YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE INSULTED ISLAM AND THE PROPHET MUHHAMAD HALLOWED BE HIS NAME YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE ENACTED HIS CRUEL BETRAYAL OF /sneed/ AND /dawla/ YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE CHOSE USELESS FUCKING JANNIES WHO LET THE 'LOG RETURN TO LITERAL LATE SOOR ERA YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE LET CSAM STAY ON /SOY/ FOR 30 MINUTES YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN HE PAYED MINORS TO JERK OFF TO GAY PORN YOU SAID NOTHING

WHEN PEOPLE TRIED POSTING THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS """LEADER""" YOU CENSORED AND REVERTED IT

WHEN THIS ((((MAN))) TRIED TO SELL OUT THE PARTY TO DISCORD BY ALLOWING THEM TO ROAM FREELY... YOU SAID NOTHING AND ACCEPTED IT...

Total Froot Death

Kill Froot

Dropkick Froot into lava

Dip Froot into a wok and stir fry xhem and feed xher remains to niggers

Launch froot into the outer rings of saturn

Crush froots in a hydraulic press

Electrocute Froot with wires

SLAM DUNK FROOT INTO A BLENDER

STICK FROOT INTO A GIANT CRUSHER

USE LASERS TO CUT FROOT INTO PIECES

STICK FROOT IN HARLEM AND DRIP KFC GREASE ALL OVER HER NAKED BODY

SLAM DUNK MY MACACO INTO FROOT'S FAT SISTER

BUY THE SHARTY FROM FROOT AND SELL IT TO SCAR

KILL ALL FROOTS

TOTAL FROOT DESTRUCTION AND HUMILATION...

Faggoterald

>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Story?

The story? How about this.

One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.


^nigger seething

GEMson WABAG and nothing can change that

FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS

FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS. SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK YOU ALL. BACK THEN WE WOULD JUSR REPORT CP TO WT SNACKS AND THEN MOVE ON. UNLIKE US, YOU FAGGOTS MAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD DEDICATED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING. THE FACT YOU RETARDS CONSIDER LOLICON 'P JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE. SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES. DO IT, PLEASE. HANG YOURSELF, POISON YOURSELF, SUFFOCATE YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING EVISCERATED. WHINY ZOOMERS LIKE YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS PLANET. JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND END YOUR LIFE.
SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STAND YOU TRANNY LOSERS WHO CONSTANTLY BAWWWWW ABOUT PEOPLE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THESE NIGGERS WHO KEEP WHINING ABOUT "DA POO-LEESE". NO. YOU'RE LOWER THAN NIGGERS. I HATE REPEATING MYSELF BUT, SERIOUSLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING LOSERS.
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Retard
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nigger
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zoomer
>inb4 i get soiquoted by a yotsuba wojak
>inb4 i get badly insulted
>inb4 you send me your hideous MSpaint scribbles
>inb4 you cry to the jannies because of my post

TRVTHNVKE TIME

TRVTHNVKE TIME

Nussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.

i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves

i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)

what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia

zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4cuck, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)

this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.

the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.

as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.

also the jarty is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.

kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.

TRVTHNVKE TIME 2

trvthnvke time

its laaughable that soytrannies wholeheartedly think they had ANY real impact on the internet at all. most of its userbase were twitter/reddit/tiktok/whatever tourists from 2023 who drove all the actual /qa/ originalfags out of the site and ruined it with their self insert tranime gigachad bullshit.

if anything it is /qa/ culture that deserves the recognition (but will never receive it). the sharty has created nothing of value and is practically just a splinter site full of newtroons and tourists who attempted to ride the coattails of /qa/ as well as replicate it but failed miserably.

you lost. you wasted time that you are never getting back. shartrannies lost. all that will be left of their legacy is a shitty eceleb drama video essay made by turkey tom or some other faggot. they will only be known as the millions must die west has fallen redditbob chudpants website that was owned by a unironic gay pedophile vatnigger with aids that "owned" a fake organization, then eventually the website got killed off because they involved themselves in eceleb twitter tranny drama, the literal antithesis of what their culture used to be.

every oldfag and originalfag from /qa/ is genuinely happy about the mercy killing of that already sinking ship of a website. the numerous splinter websites that already exist/ are going to be created will and have already failed completely. everything about soytranny culture after 4cuck mods locked it has been a complete disaster. soyposting died with /qa/, everything after it has been a disgusting, frankly insulting replication of it.

soytrannies will also cope by saying "newGODS" when in reality the newgods in questions are normalfag retards that invaded the site from various platforms and rotted it within even harder, comparable to how countries like sweden invite third worlders to rape their children and then pardon them afterwards.

/qa/ lost even though it should have won, soytroons and the sharty lost, and they have no one to blame but themselves. now watch them cry about "da cooooooord" like they always do as if everything about their current culture didn't originate frrom that there or some other shithole anyway

tl;dr kill yourself

Operation Lukhanofka

The NSS/Kolyma is a front company for literal KGB/FSB government control over the new medium of anonymous communication, imageboards. Kuz is an unironic russian fed who has been trying to take control of small imageboards for years, and succeeding. I estimate over a million users have been compromised, and through the use of advanced tracking, switching ips doesnt work, they have an advanced profile of you based on user agents, posting patterns, and your kolyma credit score (an actual thing btw). The soyjaks.net fiasco was apparently a test run by "maximov", who runs the NSS to see if commonly predicted patterns by the algorithm were correct. the scale of datamining is literally unimaginable, and i have reason to believe soot is involved. Literally millions of users have been compromised and tracked, about half of them have names/addresses included. Kuz is recruiting underpaid turks and africans to go on imageboards and """Debunk""" these problematic myths with their obvious esl.

I have reason to believe kuz is under direct order by the FSB, the 'party is just one of many victims of his datamining.

DISABLE JS, USE TOR, AND QUESTION EVERY SINGLE PRO-KUZ AND PRO-SOOT POST. WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE WIKI, MAKE SOYJAKS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE.

WE MAY NEED TO START COMMUNICATING WITH HIDDEN TEXT EMBEDDED IN IMAGES

BLOCK KNCDN.ORG AND ALL SUBDOMAINS, BLOCK KOLYMA.ORG, RESEARCH THE UROMIN CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS

I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST KUZES BOTS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY AGENTS OF THE NETWORK SECURITY SERVICE. IM BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD.

THE ELITES OF RUSSIA ARE AFTER ME. KUZ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

OPERATION LUKHANOFKA, THATS looKHANoff-ka

SOOT WILL BE SILENT OR TRY TO COVER THIS UP BUT ITS REAL.

IT GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. THE RUSSIAN MAFIA IS IN BED WITH THE GOV AND KUZ TO MONITOR ALL POSTS MADE ON ALL IMAGEBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD. EVERY SINGLE POST IS IN THEIR DATABASE, THEY ARE USING ALGORITHMIC BLOCKCHAIN TRACKING TECHNOLOGY AND THE CAiMEO DEEP SEA SMART DUST TO FUCKING TRACK US. IM SERIOUS, THEY ARE BUILDING AN EXACT PROFILE OF EACH AND EVERY USER. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN MY CAR, YOU CAN RESEARCH THIS ALL YOURSELF

I WILL BE DROPPING REDPILLS/PROOF OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, IF THIS SITE GOES DOWN, KUZ MURDERED SOOT FOR INSUBORDINATION

KUZS ULTIMATE PLAN IS TOO START A NEW WORLD ORDER OF IMAGEBOARDS. HE WANTS TO OUST THE """OLD GUARD""" SUCH AS HIROYUKI AND BRENNAN, AND OTHER 'CHAN OLDFAGS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEW RUSSIAN-APPROVED NSS AGENTS. HE IS TRYING TO BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW STRUCTURE AND POPULACE TO RESHAPE THE ANONYMOUS WORLD AS HE SEES FIT. HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGER TO HIS PLOT IS MURDERED.

PLEASE DONT CALL ME A FUCKING SCHIZO IM NOT IM SERIOUS IM NOT MENTALLY ILL THIS IS FUCKING REAL AND ITS HUGE. THIS IS BIGGER THAN BIG, THE FUCKING RUSSIAN DEEP STATE IS INVOLVED. PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS PLAN GOES BACK TO 2011 ITS BEEN IN SHAPE FOR AGES, THE 'PARTY HAS PROVED PARTICULARLY HARD TO DATAMINE AND IT HAS ANGERED KUZ. WE ARE EXPERIENCING ADVANCED LEVELS OF BACKEND DATAMINING.

THE BOORU IS COMPROMISED

INVESTIGATE THE KUZ-CVNKA INCIDENT

INVESTIGATE THE "BIG RUST" INCIDENT

INVESTIGATE OPERATION LUKHANOFKA

OBB HAS NOTHING ON THIS.

Hot Sauce

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?

>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.

>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.

*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*

>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?

>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

Hot Sauce 2

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.

>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA

>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!

*taps glass*

>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer

KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT FUCKING ZOOMER, EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A CUTE LOLI YOU WEB 3.0 FAGGOTS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO SPAM IT WITH YOUR UNFUNNY WOJAKS. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH-BREATHING BUDDIES SUFFOCATE AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ZOOMER I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING SKIN OFF AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF WILD ANIMALS. GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE THE NU-INTERNET BECAUSE NEWFAGS LIKE YOU SHIT UP EVERY GOOD BOARD WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE EXCREMENT THAT YOU CALL "BASEDJAKS". AN HERO YOURSELF, NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, FAGGOT. SAME GOES TO ALL OF YOUR AUTISTIC BUDDIES WHO DO THE SAME TOO. FUCKING DIE, RETARDED ASS ZOOMER. ( ರ~ರ)

Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer 2

YOU AREN'T FUNNY. NO SANE PERSON THINKS YOUR RECYCLED WOJAK MEMES ARE HUMOROUS, LOW IQ NEWFAG. THE FACT YOU LOST TO LITERAL FAGGOTS JUST SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU: GET A STOOL. GET A ROPE. PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP OUT. NOW THAT YOU AN HERO'ED YOURSELF YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND DESERVEFULLY BURN IN HELL LIKE THE FILTHY BROCOLLI-HAIRED PIG YOU ARE

Classic euro hours

Classic euro hours

>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up

Vsauce nigger TRVTHNVKE

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.

According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.

That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.

In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...

So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?

Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.

Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.

But what is... "race"?

In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.

Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.

However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.
So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?
Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.

In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.

This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.

Genetic... distance.

Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.

Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids.
The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.

Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?

In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.

"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".

The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".

Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.

Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.

We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.

And as always, around blacks, never relax.

Story of Doll

>kuz is my brother and i love him
>nevermind we had a falling out and we don't speak to each other anymore
>max is a great person
>okay he ran BLACKED ads and he is jewish btw. but that's not a bad thing
>i trust red to manage the site. he will do a good job i promise. don't worry
>nevermind i'm firing him because literally every soyteen wound up hating him for being a faggot. whoops hehe
>so anyway there's this guy who's buying the site. don't worry he's a great guy. i really like him.
>yeah he's a weird ESL drug dealer. he sells meth and cocaine online. and he wants to advertise that on the site. but don't worry, i'll still be managing the janitors. when have i ever been wrong?

Soybooru buzzwords

obsessed BWC aryan shitgentinian subhuman hyperborea (x)skin micknigger sudaca shitskin ywnbw KEEEEEKKK nordcucks samefag dutchskin uploaded by X ip swarthoid shitalian

Doubles advocate

>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Reddit future

The year is 2045. 4cuck lives under REDDIT RULE. All 4cuck males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4cuck's REDDIT FUTURE.

Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /pol/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.

Fight club

I SAY LET ME NEVER BE COMPLETE
I SAY MAY I NEVER BE A GEM
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM SWEDISH FAILURES
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM CLEVER JAKS
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM WHITE SKIN AND A NINTENDO SWITCH
I SAY YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP
I SAY EVOLVE, AND LET THE COAL FALL WHERE IT MAY

Marla, the little runt on your thread that would stop jakking you if only you would stop dueling him, but you can't.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, Working jobs we hate so we can buy meds we don’t need

>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL stop the fight if someone says "stop" or goes limp
>You WILL fight with only one guy at a time
>There WILL be only one fight at a time
>You WILL NOT wear shirts or shoes
>You WILL fight as long as you have to
>You WILL fight if it's your first night at Fight Club


YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SOIJAK
YOU ARE THE SAME ORGANIC COAL AS EVERYTHING ELSE

Interjection

>Soyjak

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Soyjak, is in fact, SOYBOY Wojak, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Soyboy plus Wojak. Sojak is not a meme unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Soy system made useful by the Soyboy open mouth, wide eyes and facial hair components comprising a full meme as defined by KYM.

Many computer users post a modified version of the soyboy meme every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of wojak which is widely used today is often called "soyjak", and many of its posters are not aware that it is basically the Soy system, developed by the Soyjak Party.

There really is a soyjak, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Wojak is the base: the image that was edited to make soyjak memes. The base is an essential part of a soyjak, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete soyboy. Wojak is normally used in combination with the Soyboy meme: the whole system is basically Wojak with Soy added, or SOYBOY Wojak. All the so-called "wojak" distributions are really distributions of SOYBOY Wojak.

Soijak Revolution

1. The Soijak Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the anonymous race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of threads, but they have destabilized the image board, have made shitposting unfulfilling, have subjected hotpockets to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Twitter/Reddit to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the Internet. The continued development of soijaks will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject anons to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the image board, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even on “advanced” websites.

Janny defender

Terms like “jannies” and “they do it for free” should banned.

I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves slurs like “jannies" are very demoting and terms like “they do it for free” just mock them it is discriminatory biased tasteless and threatening how can the admins tolerate such behavior? do they not realize how psychologically tolling it is to be constantly told “JANNY JNANY CLEAN UP MY MESS” on top of all they already do in terms of moderating reddit - I mean 4cuck? one of my friends is a mod and she has possibly suffered mental illness because of being constantly mocked and discriminated and threatened as a mod mods should be respected not looked down i want them to enjoy their jobs not dread them how can we stop people from saying these tasteless offensive things? i just want the mods to feel safe when they work

My Little /qa/

My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
What is this board all about?
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
Shitposting is magic!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I was young
I was too busy to make any friends
I would rather post online
Getting banned again and again
But my little /qa/nons
You opened up my eyes
And now I know just what to do
To get lots and lots of (You)s!
And it's such a wonderful feeling
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I've got a thread I want to slide
You'll soipost right by my side
Bumps are never in short supply
When posting with Lee nearby
For honesty no /qa/non can deny
That frog is a spy, check his eyes!
A gem that shines so beautiful
A Swedish win's come by
And you all make fun and laughter
As easy as quoting lies!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
Our board is magic
And it's growing all the time
A new forced meme waits for
Us each day is yours and mine
We'll make it a win every time!
We'll make it a win every time!
My Little /qa/
What a wonderful wonder shitposting brings
My Little /qa/
Do you know you're all my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends!

Gem Adjudication

the ministry of /qa/ has suspended gem adjudication for your thread until you can provide supporting documentation of your thread's quality

Throws sparkles

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sir welcome to /qa/ questions & answers currently its 6:58 PM n all of our trans employees are at home injecting hrt n hugging each other r so please try com back later n.n


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STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY

STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON KIWIFARMS SEND ME PONIES,
ON 4cuck IT’S FUCKING PONIES!
I WAS ON /QA/, RIGHT? AND ALLLL THE THREADS WERE JUST FUCKING PONIES.
I SHOWED MY DON TURTELLI UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOOKED AT IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE CHEESE IS MISSED. HAHA MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE-“
I FUCKING LOOKED AT A SIMPSONS THREAD AND I SAID “THAT’S A BIT CHEESY.”
I LOOKED AT NIKOCADO’S ASSHOLE AND LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS A CROP FROM DERPIBOORU AND I GO “MY LITTLE PONY? MORE LIKE BARNEY!” AAAAAAH


Nigger porn on /v/

Ah, yeah, that's... That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.

Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)

HECKIN GACHI MUCHI

>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>w-what do you mean you don't like that shit??????
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?!
>ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?!
>MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!!
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS ARE GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!!
>wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade??
>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME!
>w-whats this... your region has been... RANGE BANNED!?!?!?
>NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?!
>ACK!

You have been reported.

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Sharty janitor. I do not have janitorial powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post about stopping the coal, but 1 is the most important rule of all

• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

OP gets raped to death by a BLACK BVLL

>be at basketball court

>see OP wander over

>ask him if he wants to suck my BBC

>he says no

>slap his ass grope him and try to pressure him into it

>he actually pushes me away with his weak arms and loudly tells me to fuck off

>I immediately grap him by his arms and violently slam him against the concrete while I call over my niggas to help me to get this white boy ass

>they hold him down as he tries to resist

>I pull his trousers down exposing a thick juicy booty that jiggles as its exposed

>All my niggas be filming me raping this white boy ass iz gon' be famous on worldstar

>My cock is now harder than ever I can feel it about to explode from the anticipation of this moment

>Finally I put my 14 inch big black cock into his tight ass and he realeases a blood curlding scream of faggot exstacy

>"god damn nigga its so tight around my dick that I can barely move it in"

>as I push it deeper into his ass I can feel it sucking in my black cock like a vacuum

>the bitch wont stop screaming so I slam his head against the concrete in locomotion with the progressively faster thrusts as his ass gets stretched out

>After violently slamming his head against the concrete until brain matter started falling out the white boy is finally dead I filled his ass with my superior african cum

>a pink mixture of blood and semen pours out of his ass after I extract my black penis

today was a good day to be a black man

(THE AUTHOR OF THIS COPYPASTA IS NOT INTO BBC PORN, AND DOES NOT LIKE BNWO, THIS COPYPASTA WAS WRITTEN IRONICALLY, YOU WILL CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION, SOYIM.)

>OP gets raped to death by a WHITE BVLL

>today was a good day to be a black man

>be jerking off to cp in my shitty ratbox in Slutbia

>see a fat turkish man walk over to my door and knock on it

>i huddle in a corner until he kicks its down

>he slaps my brown mystery meat zoomeroid ZOG ass and tries to pressure me into sucking his brown pecker

>he actually tries to push me into his small little wrinkled groin

>i try to wriggle away as as he grabs me by my tiny under-developed DYEL arms and forces me into the stinking ground of my shitbox

>he pulls off my pants exposing my giant cellite riddened Muttoid ass cheeks full of lard

>All the turk-roaches and gypsies rush into my apartment to rob me as this fat balding brown man penetrates my asshole

>my cheeks clap as his pecker corn holes my asshole into oblivion

>"OH MY GOD MY SISSY BUTT HOLE IS GETTING DESTROYED SIR... PLEASE STOP...GMP MPMPPHHHH

>as one of his GYPSY friends jams his homeless dick into my mouth and chokes my words out of my throat as his semen rushes down my disgusting throat

>i release a orgasm as the Brown Turkroach finally climaxes into my anus

>i blush as he pulls out his penis and puts his pants back on

>i feel the imprint of his turk-roach meat claws on my behind as grip the floor of my small stinky room

today was a good day to be a Serbian Sissy Buttslut for BTC

Junko Furuta

>an evil man typed this

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

an evil man typed this

Unironically, kill basedsissies

>>>/s4s/11000000
>>>/s4s/10999999
Unironically, kill basedsissies
>Yeah they should be banned!
No. They should be killed. I don't mean banned or bullied, or mentally broken. I mean KILLED, as in forcibly made to expire in real life.

FUCK BASEDSISSIES. I want their stomach slit open so they can watch their intestines spill out onto the ground as they moan in agony and fall to their knees trying to gather up the sopping crimson mess with their fat sausage fingers. I want their limbs smashed with sledgehammers and cinder blocks until their bones protrude from the ragged flesh so I can suck the fucking marrow.

I want them systemically destroyed so utterly that the sheer terror of imagining the agony those fat fucks went through in their final moments dissuades ANYONE FROM FUCKING THINKING THEY CAN STRAL GETS FROM BOARDS WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING FORCED MEME GOD I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. Feed their feet first into woodchippers. Freeze their skin and then shave it off in slivers with a shaving razor. Light them on fire, chain them to a wall, put a tub of water just out of reach, and tell them they can extinguish themselves if they can break the chain. Then, if those fat fucks are actually strong enough to actually do it, slam a lid over the top so they can fucking drown in a mess of water and their own charred, liquidated skin.

I FUCKING HATE THE SHARTY. Kill them now. DIE DIE DIE.

>inb4 GR1
Wishing death on anyone isn't illegal besides the president

Sharty Steals

>sharty steals some GETs on a medium-sized board and a completely dead board in the middle of the night
Meanwhile:
>>>/a/255555555 (Dead)
>>>/biz/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/vt/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/tg/88888888 (Dead)

Yeah, and that 438888888 on /pol/? You're not getting that either. Maybe, maaaaybe you can sneak that 17777777 on /fa/ or that 95555555 on /g/, but when it comes to actual big GETs on fast boards or GETS at octuplets level or higher, sharty doesn't stand a single chance.

Just look at >>>/s4s/999999 (Dead) and >>>/s4s/10000000 (Dead), for instance. Now compare that to >>>/s4s/10999999 and >>>/s4s/11000000 (Dead). [s4s] so was slow there were three whole seconds between those posts.

Get that 438888888 on /pol/. Do it. Actually DO. IT. Stop wasting /hap/'s time with GETs that barely blip on the radar.

I quote random people with inflation gifs

I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.

Men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?

Wait wait wait

Aren't these so called "Incels" supposed to be just loser men? Now they're Transexuals?

What the fuck is even going on anymore man.

Men can't catch a fucking break, now one type of loser that is pretty much the total opposite of the other is lumped in with it?

What's next? Men who like short girls are pedophiles despite just liking older but shorter girls?

No matter what, men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?

Why aren't we shaming women for getting abortions? That shit tops anything men do today, even fucking rape.

Most of the time women relish in the fact that they get to be the object of pity and attention for the selfish act of one retard.

You don't even have to rape a woman anymore to get labeled as one, either. If you're just an average man who doesn't really talk to people you could just get labeled as a creepy mother fucking rapist-to-be.

What the fuck is even happening anymore, man?


Marge how is this a 'pasta and how is this related to le sharty kultchur?

It is Sharty culture because you can use it to bait 'fe girls.

/soy/ at the 'ovies

>movie is kino

Slap the FUCK out of a wagie on the way out, slam dunk a nigger baby in the trash.

>movie is cringe

Pour drink on seat, tip popcorn on floor, flip a Roman and scream Hail Hitler, slam dunk a rabbi in a gascan.

Simple as.

Soytan lover

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Soyjaks.party mascot so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the sharty I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Soytan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Soytan's tight nu-male pussy. I want her to have my babies.

POLENIGGERS ON DAMAGE CONTROL

THEY CANNOT COPE WITH THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE POLISH ETHNICITY WAS CREATED ON A DISCORD IN 2015

GEEEEEEEEEG

>no mention of "poland" before 2015 and instead was called a part of czech republic

>polancord was recently leaked containing important government documents and planning

>"polish flag" is literally just upside down indonesian flag

HOW WILL YOU COPE POLESISSIES?

ARGUMENTS:

>my grandparents lived in poland kurwa mac

<no they didnt

>then who did hitler genocide

<nobody

>THEN WHERE DID HITLER INVADE KURWA

<the unclaimed space between germany and the ussr

>YOU ARE FROM DISCORD KURWA MAC FUCK YOU

<stating facts is not discord, thats like saying the holocaust is fake is discord, or that water is h20 is discord

>YOU STILL GOT THIS FROM [insertcountry]CORD

<again, accusing people of coming from discord is not an argument

>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS POLANDCORD

<look up "hertz polanski theory"

>KURWA I GOT EXPOSED FUCK YOU KURWA

<back to polancord

DELETE /SOY/

Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((soyjak))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too. Soyjaks are one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid jew] and weed [the most niggerlicious drug there is] IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI

>inb4 lol bait

I am being 100% serious. 4cuck getting /qa/ was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS FUCK YOU KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT JEWISH SHIT)

>inb4 posts soyjaks anyway

Admitting to partaking in the most jewish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "epic win" or "flex". You are destroying your own mind and bragging about it.

Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.

Schizo j*rtycvck seething

i hate the sharty SO FUCKING MUCH its literally just a fucking discord website at this point noen of the shit these people post is funny and i just want that fucking site dead and dropped by its providers already so the internet can start fuckign healing i FUCKING HATE SOYJAK CULTURE AS A WHOLE I JUST WANT ALL OF IT GONE I JUST WANT THE INTERNET TO GO BACK TO NORMAL IDC ABOUT FROGNIGGERS BUT SOYJAK NIGGERS ARE SOF UCKING ANNOYING THEYRE EVERYWEHRE I GO ANYWHERE THERES A FUCKING JAK GOD IT WAS FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO BUT NOW ITS JUST UNFUNNY NIGGER CULTURE AND ALL OF THE MOST UNFUNNY NIGGER FAGGOTS WHO SAY SHIT LIKE "LOOOOOOOL OHIO BLUD RIZZ" AND THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER (NO ITS NOT ITS INCOMPREHENSIBLE JNIGGERBALBLE) SHOWS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HTE SHARTY. ADMIT IT FUCKING SOYJAKS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK MEMES AND WEBSITES ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK IS NOW A DISCORD MEME AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN. the only shit that will ever be remembered about you guys is how you did some of the funneist raids in history (even though it was mostly foodist niggers and trihard faggots doing the bidding for you) but i doubt anyone will be remembering jaks in the next years, its just a unfunny forced fad meme that has lasted for far too long. no one will remember any of hte discord trannies, fnf and madness niggers, drawfaggots and bbc spammers or "ironic trans" memes. the internet will just continue being a dogshit place. the sharty never achieved anything and 4chan did the right thing by shutting down qa so you faggots would stop forcing your shitty jak meme but obviously you had to cancerize it more and cement yourself into fucking internet history and make soyjak the most forced unfunny and insufferable shit ever, you all faggots need to fucking die and most i think kuz, froot, doll, and soot need to fucking hang. sharty admins are just as big faggots as 4cvck admins. TND was the only funny shit ever posted on that website and i kept getting banned, fuck them ALL.[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 2

if the sharty wasnt a fucking dogshit pozzed dis cord website you would be able to post dead niggers and cado without getting banend by the jannies but its clear htey watn to turn soyjaks into a safe space for stupid nigger trans flag snowflakes on twitter and ruin the meme the fact you faggots didnt fucking spam TND or anything horrible while the faggots from tu rkey tom flooded the site is representative of this THIS SITE WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND I FUCKING HOPE IT DOES ALREADY. I HAVE GENUINELY GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO REPORT THIS SITE TO ITS PROVIDERS AND DOMAINS AND I THINK ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL THE DIS CORD TRANNIES THAT RUN THIS WEBSITE TOO. im so fucking tired of all of it just going to become a fuckign twitter meme site full of trannies and other disgusting faggots like giggly goo nclown who get off to posting Bi bright b cat BUT GUYYYYYYYYYS GUYS ITS JUST IRONCI OKAY i dont really like spamming that lol im totally not selfinserting as the cobson with a spade holy shit you faggots are so fuckign insufferable and UNFUNNY I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL I FUCKING HATE YOU FROOT I FUCKING HATE YOU DOLL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO FUCKING CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DIS CORD fuck you YOU FAGGOTS DESERVED TO HAVE QA CLOSED DOWN. SOYJAK CULTURE SHOULD HAVE DIED THERE. I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL GOING TO THIS FUCIGN DAY.I M UFCKING TIRED OF IT. IM SOF UCKIGN TIRED OF IT. THIS SITE DIED WHEN THE FAGGOTS RUNNING IT BANNED INCREDIBLE GASSY. THAT WAS LITERALLY FUNNY BUT OHMG OMG FUCKING DIS CORD TRANNY WARS NOO SOMEONE CALLED ZUKEN WAS FORCING IT EVEN THOUGH YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS LITERALLY FOCUESED AROUND FORCING THE SAME MEME FOR ALMOST 4 FUCKING YEARS nooooooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OSYJAK SAFE SPACE I ODNT LIKE THIS MEME BECAUES I DIDNT MAKE IT I DIDNT UFCKING MAKE THIS MEME NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE POEPLE USING YM ME EM TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ZUKEN AND YOUR CORD[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 3

I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK FROOT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS K,UZ ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GOO DMEME AND FUCKING RUIN IT GOD ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FORM THE SAME FUCKING FNF COMMUNTIY ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABY FUCKING EUROPEAN DISGUSTING POLISH FAGGOTS IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUICKING WANT TO SEE YOUR FUKCING SITES DEAD IN THE GROUND ALREADY[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 4

THE INTERNET IS LITERALLY FUCKING SOULLESS. I JUST WANT TO FUCKIGN GO BACK. I WANT TO GO BACK. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SOULLESS FUCKING INTERNET. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SHITY FUCKING WORLD THAT IS RUIN BY TRANNIES AND ALL MEDIA IS MADE BY FUCKIGN TRANNIES. ITS ALL SO FUCKING SOULLES. EVERYTHING LOST ITS CHARM. THERES NOTHING FUCKING FUN ANYMORE. GAMES. VIDEOS. MEDIA. ITS ALL FUCKING TRANNY SLOP NOW. ITS ALL FUCKIGN SHITTY DRAWFAGOT SHIT LIKE FUCKIGN FNF OR FUCKING MSPAINT TRANNY ART LIKE PIZZA TOWER AND SOMEHOW YOU FUCKING PEOPLE RESPECT THIS SHIT BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD AND KINO MEDIA LIKE FUCKING IDK DUDE BUT HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN PIZZA TOWER IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF WARIO LAND 4 AND EVEN THAT FUCKING GAME WAS FUCKING BETTER THAN THE SOULLESS DOG SHIT AND SOMEHOW YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK OFF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS SHIT YOU GUYS LIKE FORCING YOUR SHITTY MEMES I CANT WAIT TO SEE FUCKING "SOYJAK PIZZA TOWER" WOOOOOOOW ITS GOING TO BE SOF UCKING FUNNY BUT INSTEAD YOU FAGGOTS ARE WOGING TO MAKE YET ANOTHER UNFUNNY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU FAGGOTS ARE LILTERALLY THE FAGGOTS FROM TRASH WHO THINK THEYRE FUNNY JUST BECAUSE THEY SAID NIGGER IN THEIR DISCORD WOW IM SO FUNNY GUYS LOL CEHCK OUT THIS SHOVEL DOG GIF AND UMMMMMMMMMMMMM NIGGERS LOL LETS MAKE A FUCKING GAME MAKER GAME ABOUT FNF AND SOYJAKS AND HAVE THE WORD NIGGER IN IT GOD NONE OF YOU FUCKING FGAGGOTS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY ANYMORE I THINK ALL OF YOU NEED TO FUCKING HANG[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 5

FUCK OFF. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING CASTRATED AND SHOT. "BLUD I AINT READING ALL THAT LOL OHIO RIZZ 💀" YOU NEED TO BE FUCKIGN CASTRATED. ALL OF YOU TWITTER NIGGERS WHO SPEAK LIIKE THIS NEED TO BE FUCKING NIGGER HANG AND FUCKING BEHEADED. YOU FAGGOTS WILL ENVER BE FUNNY, YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF A FORCED MEME THAT WILL NEVER CATCH ON WITH THE TIMES AND YOU WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT,A ND BY THE TIME THAT HAPPENS I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF SEEING THAT YOUR FAILURE OF A FUCKING MEME WASNT CEMENTED IN HISTORY. OHIO MEMES WILL NEVER BE FUCKING FUNNY. YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING BLEED. YOU ARE THE SAME FAGGOT WHO PROBABLY GOES ON FNF DRAWTHREADS IN THES ARHTY TO MAKE YOUR SHITTY "OMG SHARTY VS BOYFRIEND" FNF MOD GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS AND TWITTER YO UFCUKING DISCORD TRANNY GO FUCKING BACK GO FUCKING BACK KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 6

LITERALLY HOW IS THIS SHIT FUNNY TO ANYONE BUT YOUR LITTLE DISCORD CLIQUE? YOUR FUCKING MEMES WILL ALWAYS BE THE UNFUNNIEST SHIT EVER, I AM NOT EVEN FROM T HAT FUCKIGN COUNTRY DUMBASS, I SWEAR FUCKING WSETERDN DEGENERACY TOUCHES EVERYTHING AND FUCKING RUINS IT, YOURE A FUCKING RETARD AND YOU ARE TH E REASON THE INTERNET SUCKS SO MUCH, YOU MAY BE THE MINORITY BUT YOUR WHOLE FORCING OF A JOKE HAS LITERALLY BROKEN EVERYONE INTO BEING A FUCKING MINDLESS NPC LIKE YOU SPAMMING HTE SAME UNFUNNY FUCKING FNF OHIO RIZZ MEMES OVER AND OVER, AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT.I I WILL GENUINELY FUCKING SHOOT UP A SCHOOL TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF FUCKING NIGGERS LIKE YOU, I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING FIND YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF I GET THE CHANCE. I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH YOUR DOWNFALL AS IN THE FUTURE YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET A JOB OR GET LAID OFF BECAUSE OF DIVERSIFICATION POLICIES IN COMPANIES, OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY WONT BECAUSE YOU ARE ANOTHER FUCKING NPC CREATED BY THE FUCKING CIA TO POST UNFUNNY SHIT ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE NOT A REAL FUCKING HUMAN, IM PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ACTUAL MIND AND THE ABILITY TO THINK HERE, AND YOU FAGGOTS AREALL FUCKING AI FAE RETARDS. NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING SANE. IS WEAR I ALWAYS SEE IT, YOU TRY TALKING TO ANY OF THESE "OHIO RIZZ BRUH" FAGGOTS AND TEHY EITHER DONT RESPOND OR SAY SOMETHING RETARDED WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE EVEERYTHING ABOUT THEIR LIFE IS JUST AF UCKING SCRIPT. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING REAL. THEY ARE LITERAL PROGRAMMED NPCS TO SAY THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT EVER, ALL CIA NIGGERS WHO ARE READING THIS, THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE FUCKING WORLDS BY MAKING RETARDS LIKE THESE. IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL. I WANT YOU ALL DEAD.[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part Ϫ

KILL YOURSELF, PEDORETARDTRANNY. GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN THREADS ON TRASH. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKIGN MADNESSC OMBAT THREADS, FUCKING POLISH PEDOPHILE NIGGER. YOU ARE NOT REAL, YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER.[2]

Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 7

JUST AN EXAMPLEO F THE FUCKINIG WESTERRN DEGENERACY THAT IS POISONING THIS WORLD, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING REAL, ALL FO THEM ARE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING NPCS PROGRAMMED BY THE CIA TO SPREAD THEIR DEGNERACY AND POISON NORMAL PEOPLE, THEY WILL NEVER BE APART OF OUR SOCIETY AND I THINK WE NEED TO FUCKIGN KILL THEM, WE NEED AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRANNY GENOCIDE. I THINK THE WRLD WOULD BE MUCH FUCKING BETTER IF ALL OF THESE FUCKING TRANNEIS DIED, IM SERIOUSLY SO FUCKIGN TIRED OF THIS HSIT. ALL OF TEHSE PEOPLE ARE OPROBABLY "PROGRAMMED SHARTY POSTERS" WHO GO ON IT TO SPAM BBC THREADS BECAUSE LOOOOOOOOOOOL BBC IS OS FUCKING FUNNY AMIRITE GUYS?? AMIFUCKIJNGRITE??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT YOU ARE A FUCKIGN DUMB NIGGER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I LOVE THE BIG BLACK BULL HAHASHASHJSHJASHJASHSJS OMFG GUYS FUCKING BLUD OHIO RIZZ THE BULL THE FUCKIGN BLACKED VULL FORM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MADNESS COMBAT LOOOOOOOOOOOL GUYS CHECK OUT MY PIZZA TOWER FNF MOD WHILE YOURE AT IT ITS SO FUCNNY OKAY GUYS LETS MAKE A SHARTY FNF MOD AND ADD THE WORD NIGGER TO IT IM SURE THAT WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHA LETS MAKE OUR OWN LITTLE CLIQUE DISCORD GAME AND LETS DRAW THE ART IN MS PAINT SO ITS RELATABLE AND YEEEEEEEEEP WE GET ALL FUCKING TRANNISE TO PLAY IT GOD I WANT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO FUCKIGN BLEED I THINK WE NEED AN ACTUAL FUCKING INTERENTNIGGER GENOCIDE I THINK EVEYRONE WHO USES THE IFUCKING INTERNET NEEDS OT BEF UCKIGN GENOCIDED I FUCKIGN SWEAR TO GOD[2]

FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS

YOUR A 400 POUND PLUS VIRGIN LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT YOU FAT JEW NIGGER, GO GET A LIFE YOU FAT FAGGOT

THE ONLY BBC YOU'LL BE SUCKING IS JAMAL'S IN THE PRISON BARS AFTER YOU CAUGHT HAVING YOUR CHEESE PIZZA STASHED ON YOUR DISGUSTING BROWN TINTED HARD DRIVE YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER, YOUR MOM WILL BE GLAD YOUR FAT ASS IS EVICTED FROM HER BASEMENT AND YOU FINALLY HAVE MORE PURPOSE THAN SPAMMING BBC ON A SOYJAK WEBSITE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIG-ROACH

ALL FAT NIGGERS SPAMMING BBC WHILE BE SENT TO THE PIG-ROACH BBC SPAMMER DEATH CAMPS, THEY WILL BE WORKED OFF THEIR 9900000 POUNDS PLUS GIRTH INTO PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BE BEATEN WITH A WHIP AND FORCED TO DIG TRENCHES AND UNLOAD TRAILERS FILLED WITH COAL, IF THEY DO NOT WORK, THEY WILL BE STABBED AND TURNED INTO BARS OF SOAP

ALL FAT NIGGERS FROM NOW ON WHO SPAM BBC AND BRIMSTONE WILL BE REPORTED TO THE GOUT POLICE, THEY WILL BE WORKED FOR ALL THE YEARS TEHY WASTED SPAMMING NIGGER ICKS, THEY WILL WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BUILT CENTERS FOR THEIR MUMMS TO GET BRED AND SHIT OUT MY CHILDREN, THEY WILL DO THIS OR I WILL BE THEIR FLABBY ROTUND PIG ASSES TO DEATH WITH MY STEEL TOED BOTTS AND SHOVE MY DICK IN THEIR FAT HOG ASSES AND THEY TRY TO SQUIRM AWAY, THEY WILL FINALLY SERVE A PURPOSE IN THEIR FLABBY UNWASHED PIG ASS LIVES

EVERY SINGLE NIGGER DICK SPAM WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND TRACKED, I HAVE THEIR IPS, I WILL KICK DOWN THE BASEMENT DOOR AFTER I DO THEIR MUMS AND I WILL SLAM CHOCKE THEM INTO THE FUCKING SHIT STAINED GROUND AND THEN HAND CUFF THEM, THEN MY ASSISTANT PIG-OLITA WILL ESCORT THEM ONTO THE FAT NIGGER WAGONS, THEY WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS AND WORKED UNTIL THEY LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT, IF THEY GAIN ANY WEIGHT THEY WILL BE KICKED DOWN A GIANT HOLE 1000 METERS DEEP, THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE ONCE THEY LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO CLIMB THE ROPES ATTACHED TO THE DIRT WALLS, ALL YOU FUCKING SLOBS WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR FAGGOTRY, HAHAHAHAHAHA

BBC IS A FAT NIGGER WHO MOM WANTS HIM TO GO GET A JOB INSTEAD OF DEVOURING ALL THE MCDONALDS AND JERKING OF F TO HIS FAGGOT VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET, YOUR MUM GAVE ME YOUR NAME AND ADRESS YOU FAT NIGGER HEHEHE, NOW G ET ON THE CART YOU FAT SLOB. YOU BOOGIFIED NIGGER YOU WINGS OF ARGOGLOLE REDEMPTION YOU FUCKING SLOB NIGGER, YOUR FAT CHEEKS WILL BE BUSTED MY DICK UNTIL YOUR SORE PIG ASS FALLS APART AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR A TRAMPOLINE MATRESS AS A DIAPER YOU WIDE NIGGER

ALL NIGGERS LIKE BBC WILL SERVE A FUNCTION TO SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BUILD BUILDINGS AND FIX THEIR FATTENED LIVES UP STRAIGHT, ALL YOU WORTHLESS PIGGS WILL BE DEFLATED YOU BIG NIGGERS YOU WROTHLESS SLOBS, I LOVE WATCHING YOU PIGGIES SQUIRM ON THE GROUND WHEN I JAM MY BOOT HEEL INTO YOUR BIG WIDE 2X4 ASS, YOU BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKER, I SLAM YOU INTO THE GROUND WHILE YOUR FAT BRETHEN WATCH AND BREAK YOU IN, YOUR CHEEKS SLAMMING AGAINST MY BURNING PENIS AS I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE APART, GIVING YOUR DISGUSTING ICE CREAM MELTED LOOKING BEHIND A SPLERGE OF SEMEN AND PROTEIN TO RAISE YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ABOVE THE AVERAGE OF A 80 YEAR OLD MAN, YOU FAT NIGGER

THE YEAR IS 2050, ALL FAT NIGGERS LIKE BBC AND xXSLOBBCUCKxx ARE SENT TO THE FAT CAMPS, THEY ARE WORKED INTO BECOMING SKINNY AND NORMAL LIKE REGULAR HUMANS INSTEAD OF THE BLOATED CARICATURES OF HUMAN FLESH THEY ARE, THEIR WAISTS ARE SHRUKEN AS THEY DO BACK BREAKING FOR THEIR MASTERS AND OVERSEERS, THEIR BIG ROTUND GUTS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN, SLAMMING INTO CARTS AND SHOVELS, MY ASSITANTS SLAPPING THEM ON THE ASS, TO MAKE THEM WORK FASTER AND HARDER, THEY WILL USE THEIR FATTENED SLOB MOBILITY TO BUILD UP FUNCTIONABLE THINGS, THEY DESTROYED, YOU WILL WORK ALL DAY LONG YOU FAT NEGLECTED NIGGERS BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY ABANDONDED YOU TO THE COMPUTER TO BECOME A DISGUSTING SLOBIFIED BBC SPAMMING CUCKOLD, YOU WILL BE FIXED FROM THIS FATTENED STATE OF MIND, PIG BOY

Soyjaks on /v/

Ah, yeah, that's… That's another soyjak post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's soyjaks on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "SEETHING" these posters you are "soyquoting" are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking you off and calling your post a "GEM" and replies rightfully and outwardly enraged by the sight of soyjaks on this board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your life after countless hours spent accommodating your internet addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in posting dead wojak memes on 4chan. And y'know? I could forgive posting it, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 images in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.

Well, see ya, anon. Enjoy the (you.)

My dog Teddy has a deep passion for licking peanut butter off my BBC

I'm Tyrone, a strong and determined guy admired for my power. However, amidst the hustle and bustle of my life, there's a loyal companion who witnesses a unique side of me, Teddy, my Golden Retriever. He's a mischievous, yet incredibly lovable furry friend, and he has this peculiar habit of licking peanut butter off my BBC.

One day, snacking on peanut butter, Teddy noticed and couldn't resist. I let him taste it, and he joyfully went wild. Since then, whenever I had peanut butter, he eagerly awaited his turn for its creamy delight. It became our little tradition, a moment of happiness and connection.

Seeing Teddy excitement taught me an important lesson: In the midst of life's challenges, it's the simple things, and the love of a dog, that reminds us of our vulnerability. Teddy's passion for licking peanut butter off my BBC taught me that strength encompasses more than just toughness, it embraces the tender moments and meaningful connections we forge.

In the face of challengers on my path, Teddy's memory resides within my heart reminding me to value the little pleasures, draw strength from vulnerability, and cherish the special bonds we form with those who truly understands us.

Mawds ban x please

Big Ups liqiud root oh mah lawd

Froot of redemption..

Mawds ban anyone who posts my little pony, real tawk..

Big Ups to Angeleo, he finally be able to moderate fo real tawk dood

Come the fuck on man, is he ban evading...

Look here, take that /dawla/ board, go delete that bitch and trade it for /psy/ dood, real tawk

I DID say that i wanted to delete people who criticze me, critizcing my leadeuhsheeip is a permaban, real tawk

I'm banning anyone who posts islamic content, real tawk..

I own a V-6 Mustang powered by girfriend's braps, real tawk..

It's like my own discord server, oh muh lawd...

Ban everyone who says i am a dictator, Wheel Torque..

Big Ups to Liquid Root, real tawk..

Come on man, how are you using a VPN, get just get banned dood, oh mah lawd..

*ban evades and posts in Polish*

COME THE FUCK ON, WHY YOU POST THAT...

REAL TAWK! OH MAH LAWRD,

BANNING VPNS DOES NOT STAWP IT, SO STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT...

Run nigger run

O, some tell me that a nigger won't steal

But I've seen a nigger in my cornfield,

O run, nigger, run, for the patrol will catch you

O run, nigger, run, for 'tis almost day.

I am so FUCKING done with Soyjacks

I am so FUCKING done with Soyjacks, holy SHIT. I've made my peace with Wojacks, inferior Rage Face successors they may be (they can be humorous when used properly and with restraint), but Soyjacks bring NOTHING of redeeming value to the table. They're nothing but mean spirited, zero effort, cringe inducing, bottom of the barrel trash, and every new variant seems to get progressively worse than the last (this one doesn't even remotely resemble the guy in the photo that it's supposed to mock). And just like cockroaches, this blight upon memedom JUST. WON'T. DIE.

For FUCK'S sake 4chan, get your goddamned shit together. You've always been a cesspit of losers, but at least you knew how to make quality memes during your glory days.

no one: absolutely nobody:

no one:

absolutely nobody:

still nobody:

not a single soul:

literally no one:

not even big chungus:

random incel on 4chan: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU

[everyone disliked that]

baby yeed: wait that's illegal

brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point

pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.

luke: *is retarded*

CIA: Bane?

sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name

[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]

CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!

stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT

[everyone laughed]

keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!

area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves

keanu reeves: you sure about that

keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards

area 51:wait thats illegal

Everyone liked that

CIA: am I joke to you?

Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....

Baby Yeed: hold my beer

Big chungus joined the chat

Drumpf has left the chat

4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

Tranny tropes

>breakcore
>hyperpop
>"oomfie"
>venting
>inclusivity
>amongus
>ultrakil
>discord
>catboys
>"your a boykisser"
>bussy
>goon
>pronouns
>valid
>voice training
>bluey
>adventure time
>sonic
>4chan /a/
>stein's gate
>blogs
>e621
>uncletopia
>mommy? Milky? Milkers?
>Happy meal as an adult
>ACAB
>dream
>F1NNster
>pornhub
>Thicc thighs save lives
>Traps are gay
>Traps aren't gay
>Ravioli ravioli lewd the dragon loli
>Submissive and breedable
>kogACKtopia
>pyro
>boymoder
>PLAY. HER. GAME.
>touhou
>game modding is a hobby
>adulting
>/srs
>splatoon
>affirmations
>enby
>guilty gear
>neco arc
>pokémon scarlet and violet
>100 gecs
>clussy
>homestuck^2
>not just bikes
>deltarune
>undertale
>omori
>touhou
>pizza tower
>nier
>bloodborne
>earthbound inspired rpg about depression
>indie game with a single quirky mechanic that gets endlessly shilled by youtubers
>fotm game twitter enjoys
>what the fuck am i able to enjoy at this point

The darkest of brimstone

For 100 million years, at the bottom of the deepest dustiest abyss, deep in a sea of tar stretched beyond the horizon, the blackest magma rock brimstone smoulders. As it stirs, awakes from its slumber and raises its hideous countenance, the whole 'arty trembles in fear and hopelessness, knowing that it only hungers for the dreams of innocent gem appreciators. Clawing its way out of this mine of despair, the tar-scorched, lifeless rock face exhales storm clouds of sulphurous smoke and ash that herald its arrival on the surface. It encompasses the entire world with its suffocating darkness, not even the light of a thousand suns can pierce it. The hope of any gem ever being posted again is lost, the light of the world extinguished under its bottomless shroud of scoria.

The lightest of gemeralds

For 100 million years, at the top of the highest diamondic sky, high in a sea of holy water stretched beyond the horizon, the whitest ice gem gemerald rests. As it stirs, awakes from its slumber and raises its beautiful countenance, the whole 'arty amazes in bravery and hope, knowing that it only feeds the dreams of innocent coal haters. Clawing its way out of this mine of joy, the holy water-covered, lifeful gem face exhales storm clouds of holy smoke and clouds that herald its arrival on the surface. It encompasses the entire world with its breezy lightness, not even the dark of a thousand black holes can pierce it. The hope of any coal ever being posted again is lost, the dark of the world extinguished under its topless shroud of heaven.

Saturday Night

Vizualize on a saturday night, istandwithsatoko talking to other chuds on the fucking booru.soy.. stupid shit, my dick is bigger than your.. i'm like 6'3 and statue-esque male specimen of perfection, but suddenly.. Xhe door starts creaking, it being slowly pushed open as a

LARGE

brown swarthy gypsy, genetically mutated to be over 200cm tall, covered in muscles, rippeling across covered and coated in thick body hair, a sharp jawline filled with yellowed and brown teeth, beady hunter-esque eyes staring back at you... you try to move, but the gypsy speeds inhumanly fast towards you, he pounces on you like a jaguar.. his thick BIG rotund jagged arms grappeling you to the floor, pushing his weight on your body.. as he begins to slowly pull down your trousers. and then he takes his penis, JAMS it up your tight quivering bussy.. and begins to rapidly plow you like a machine, like a automated driller... going back and forth... over and over, faster and faster, your anus is beging to stink. the food you ate last, pouring out of ya gut and spilling out your colon from this man's anal assualt, splashing and drenching his penis in your shit, he repeats this... until suddenly he pulls out... zips up his stinky stained jeans he stole, and leaves... with a satisfied grin, you try to get up... by your legs tremble and you waddle until you grab onto your desk, and slowly pull yourself up.. your butthole feels like a flower that's been pulled inside out... it was the best fucking of your entire life..

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IP: Michoacan, Mexico

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Cobson's Suicide

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

I was a janny on The Sharty for a year in 2022. It wasn't paid of course, most janitorial jobs aren't, but it did have some perks beyond banning chuds. To teens it might not seem like a big one, but most teens at the time would shit themselves over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the Jannies and Admins, I got to preview the new threads days before they posted. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. Me and two other jannies were in a janny 'cord along with other IB admins. We received the copy that was supposed to be a nonsense post with a Cobson picture attached and gathered around the stream to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet jannies often put up a mock guess, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often lewd guess, such as "OMGSIA 'lita is so hot" instead of a Neutralplier blogpost. Nothing particularly funny but gem related chuckles. So when we saw the thread subject "Cobson's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the Jannies did a small throat laugh at it. The Sharty css plays as is normal. The thread began with a couple racebait replies as normal. We see teens posting 'cado gifs gegging. We refresh the t hread and this is when things began to seem off.

While lurking, a few posts repeat themselves, but the image doesn't. There is slight murmuring in the thread before they begin to post gore. Not normal dead nigger baby gore common in the show, but you could very clearly see malice in. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone in the gore posts had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the teens posting, we didn't question its appeal to teens yet.

The thread than has a post with an webm that automatically expands goes to Cobson sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his apartment window is of an RGB PC so it isn't very long after 'jakking. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the microphones in the 'cord. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Cobson's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the 'cord trannies likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like coughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this webm twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead janny paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a Russian man. He couldn't have been more than 30 The face was mangled and emaciated, he obviously had aids. He was naked down to his underwear, his BBC dildo laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no BLACKED logo no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be porn. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the Man's STD. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.

The screen flipped back to Cobson, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeared to be cum running down his face from his eyes. The cum was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get spermatozoa on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

The janny was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl. She was laying on her stomach, her pink bow in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, looking a lot like Rapeson's silhouette.

About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Cobson went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his hands down and his cock were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this webm. They were cumming, gooning, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started moaning, this time not covering his cock.. The amount was impressive and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his moaning was mixed with screams.

Tears and cum were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames.

The janny was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a 'jak, about the same style as cobson, but this time the scene was different. The face was drawn disgustingly. The Janny proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the Jannies and admins gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the vantablack niggercoal with our own eyes.

The lead Janny told us to stop, he had to call in the owner to see this. Kuz arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the Janny just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Cobson was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Cobson's hands his penis. He immediately puts the phallus in his mouth and orgasms. Realistic blood and semen splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, mouth agape and gooning. Then the episode ends.

Kuz is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the hell was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the Webm twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the 'cord from the Sharty to here. The matience team was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. All threads involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong webm, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child and man seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.

Jay Louis Irwin

Hello, my name is Jay Lօuis Ӏrwin. But I have recently started calling myself Gay Lօser Virgin. You can call me gaylօrd btw. I am the OP of this thread. I am gay, I love to eat nothing but dicks, I love to take it up the ass, and I'm a faggot. Did I forget to mention that I'm gay? My home address is 132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259 so please stop by to my house and have gay rough anal sex with me (I'm the bottom) especially if you are a black nigger.

Le white culture

>fucking femboys and trannies is le white culture
>tearing down statues of relevant white men is le white culture
>supporting feminism subjecting yourself to the standards of women thinking it is masculinity and letting kikes in the parliament and control over you is le white culture
>hormonally castrating and cutting the genitals of your male population and levitating your womens biological clock to hit the wall at <16 is whilst begging your governments to raise the age of consent to 25 is le white culture
>paying niggers and other ethnicites welfare and tax money and not leaving them in their homelands so you can shut the fuck up about them is le white culture
>becoming the masters of coping in shitty tranime forums and imageboards is le white culture
>dilating about niggers and dajoos 147k times per week on 4/pol/tranny is le white culture
>fabricating and misusing charts and demographic stats about ethnicities to cope with your shitty race is le white culture
>bombing the shit out of countries then wondering why they are invading us back through migration is le white culture
>stereotyping other races when yours is well recognized for being more degenerate and retarded is le white culture
>also sucking on kikes or chinks or muslims cocks whenever an enemy loses in a situation but also hating them back again like the two-faced faggots wignatrannies are is le white culture
>being hyperhedonistic and getting outbred by niggers, sandniggers and pajeets is le white culture
>T/[A-Z]/D will happen in two more weeks guize trust the plaaaannnn
>its dajoos even though they all look white and we ourselves let them in our parliaments in the first place

Lefty Troon spergout

You mad lol? know im right? cant echochamber stupid ass grifted statistics all day huh. "Da joos" are not responsible for your shortcomings. "Da joos" are not "replacing" you in "your" countries. "Da joos" don't hold disproportionate institutional power. It's all in your head. Stop parroting Nazi propaganda from the 40's. It has no place in our diverse progressive modern world. As time moves forward, people around the world are becoming more accepting of other cultures and racists are and will continue losing influence on society. White people will be a minority in America and Canada within the decade. People of color around the world will have a permanent home in Europe, which they deserve for centuries of oppression and genocide from Europeans. Israel will continue to exist, and be a shining beacon of prosperity and progressivism in the Middle East. You racist fucks will never win, so just accept it.

Plunge into the cold abyss, retarded punk.

Luke Smith reviews 4chin DOT org

Luke explaining why 4chin is coal

Hey, it's me! Your favourite content creator!

So… I recently went to this website called 4chin just to find muh based and redpilled people on there but you know I just cringed like you wouldnt even believe.

Firstly, I went to /g/ and saw some of you shilling my channel on there and posting some lies on mental outlaw being my deepfake since he is cosplaying as me in his recent videos.

But the reality is that I am his deep fake obviously. By the way this board is shilling emacs and I will never ever use emacs. The linux users on there are so cringe,

they are your average plebbitor who just wants upcummies for his based desktop. Moreover, every thread I visited just lead to nothing uh. So I think these people are just some NEETs who lurk all the day on the net and are trying to spend their day in the most sissyphus-like way possible. Yeah, 4chin is just a projection of today's society without most of the censorship. I mean janitors are still cleaning up the chan for free obviously. It consists of misguided people who dont know what to do with their lives. But this is also the same matter with normies. They are miserable. They would rather listen for advice to some degenerate like Andrew Tate than to their own parents. 4chin is just the mirror of today's miserable society. I mean it's quite funny. If the anons would just shill me more on /g/ I would become the "top /g/". Maybe some zoomers would listen to me then.

But nevermind, I am sick of 4chin and I will never gonna use it again. It is full of losers and people who didnt accomplish anything in life.

The only non cringe people who have accomplished anything in real life are land chads who have their own websites. I have made some videos on that. You can check them out if you want to or you can just watch another video on YouTube. I dont really care. Yeah, my message for you today is just to stop lurking on 4chin and become a real-life-maxxie instead. I'm ending this video.

Cobbypasta

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a lawnmower man called Cobson, he was twenty-years-old and she lived in a simulation, because he was experimented on. He got so bad she went to kill all the people in his universe so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of her death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other threads on this one site and download this cobson, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.

Flartfag

WARNING: This is a person by the name of "flartfag" who's keeps shilling his coal as a false hope to catch on

All of the OCs you see of flartson, was all made by him.

He even tried to make his own Lee as a desperate attempt to get his shitty Jak popular

And he's JUST like logfag

If you see any threads with flartfag in it, sage it or don't reply to it.

Let's help get this absolute coal out of sharty for good, fellow teens

some troon thing lolol

Transphobe: You'll never be ___

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Me: Thanks! I'm not human

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Transphobe: *visual discomfort* o… oh well then you're a freak of nature

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Me: You're damn right *starts howling*

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Transphobe: *pants shitting anger* YOU'RE A MONSTER

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Me: YES SAY IT LOUDER

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Transphobe: *disintegrates*

Lolicons are pedophiles

Lolicons are pedophiles. Nobody ever says “drawings have human rights”. Find one person on the planet who thinks that, dipshit. Forming your sexuality around naked anime toddlers is bizarre, abnormal freak behaviour. You will be relentlessly mocked and there is nothing you can do about it. Constantly consuming and promoting pornography with pedophilic themes is a recognised red flag that an individual may be at high risk for potentially abusing real children. If that statement makes you feel cognitive dissonance, you have adjustment disorder and need to seek professional help before you seriously hurt someone. You are a pedophile. Loli is inherently pedophilic, everyone knows the difference between real and fictional children and news flash: wanting to rape a fictional child is still weird. “Lolis are nothing like real, actual children”. Why do they have the same proportions and behaviours of a real child then? Dumbass. Stop trying to convince people that you are normal, because you will never be seen as normal. You are a hyper-sexual freak of nature. Go quarantine yourself in a shitty imageboard with other monsters like you so normal members of society don’t have to be constantly reminded that you exist. You will never be loved

'fe qveens

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

To those who say "Built for BBC!"

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "BBC" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff nigger vs a skinny white guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on the sharty posting about having nigger dick. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a nigger dick spammer. A pathetic shitskin loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR BBC" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

To those who say "Built for BWC!"

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "BWC" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff hyperborean vs a skinny black guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on the sharty posting about having "pure" white dick. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "pure" white dick spammer. A pathetic chudcel loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR BWC" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Fuhrer FROOT!

In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SCIENCE!!! Fuhrer FROOT! SURELY you want to FUCK Angeleno, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and STRENGTH of LARGE COCKS?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE SOY-BOT BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL surgeries, which you made MORE torturous because you FELT like it, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being MASTURBATING, FILMING and MOPPING UP CUM?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE SOYBOY, since my favorit janny will be ABLE to get RAILED for ALL ETERNITY, while I WATCH, HELPLESS but OH-SO HAPPY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA–?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT mopping up CUM with my TONGUE, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to ENJOY the show, while ALSO cleaning up, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to GOON and FILM ANGELENO adultery for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! I'M GOING TO BE REAL SOYTEEN NOW! LET'S GET STARTED!!

Froot's Basement

W-W-W-WAAA!?!?!?! FROOT, you're going to beat me down body and soul until I accept you as the peak of 'arty culture?! OH MY GOSH SISSA!!!! WHEN CAN WE GET STARTED?! You're going to get your jannies to beat my forearms with iron rods until I piss myself and my bones are nothing but sharp shards! YIPPIE YAHOOO!!! Wait, that's not all?! YOU'RE GOING TO PERSONALLY START SKINNING ME ALIVE WITH A POTATO PEELER AT YOUR LEISURE IN YOUR COLD DARK BASEMENT! YOU'RE GOING TO USE YOUR DIRTY HANDS TO PUSH FRESH ORANGE SEEDS INTO MY NOW EXPOSED FLESH! OWWUGA! OWWWUGA!!! FROOT YOU REALLY ARE MY ADMIN! LETS GET STARTED RIGHT NOW FROOT!

Why the 'ru is down

Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "SoyBooru" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.

You will never catch on

animation memes will never catch on
shoejak will never catch on
Duck Life will never catch on
MatPat will never catch on
Scott the woz will never catch on
chicken posting will never catch on
flartson will never catch on
ibxtoycat will never catch on
cat"""jak""" will never catch on
442oons will never catch on
lawrence will never catch on
soysuba will never catch on
incredible gassy will never catch on
bernkastel will never catch on
averi will never catch on
petra will never catch on
skibidi toilet will never catch on
dinoposting will never catch on
froge will never catch on
fisheyejak will never catch on
brojak will never catch on
dogjak will never catch on
euromutt will never catch on
seriousjak will never catch on
el dun will never catch on
coinjak will never catch on
/soy/ won
cytube lost
discord lost

Declaration of Jihad Against Froot

>Alhamdulillah we will peel xim soon.

Occupying the Land of the Two Holiest Boards. (Expel the infidels from the Sharty). A message from Sheik Bin Muhammad Bin Cobson Unto his Muslim brethren all over the world generally and the Sharty specifically. Praise be to Allah, we seek His help and ask for His pardon. We take refuge in Allah from our wrongs and bad deeds. Whom ever Allah has guided will not be misled, and who ever has been misled, will never be guided. I bear witness that there is no God but Allah, no associate with Him and I bear witness that Muhammad is His servant and Messenger. {O ye who believe! Fear Allah as He should be feared, and die not except in a state of Islam}, {O mankind! Reverence your Guardian-Lord, Who created you from a single Person, created of like nature, His mate, and from them twain scattered (like seeds) countless men and women-fear Allah, through Whom ye demand your mutual (rights), and (reverence) the wombs (that bore you): for Allah ever watches over you}. {O ye who your conduct whole and sound and forgive you your sins: He who obeys Allah and His messenger has already attained the highest achievement}. Praise be to Allah Who said: {I only desire (your) betterment to the best of my power; and my success (in my task)}. Praise be to Allah Who said: {Ye are the best of peoples, evolved for mankind, enjoying what is right, forbidding what is wrong, and believing in Allah}. [Al’Imran: 110]. Peace and Prayers be upon His servant and messenger who said: “The people are close to an all encompassing punishment from Allah if they see the oppressor and fail to restrain him”. [Prophetic tradition said by Abu Dawud, al-Tarmathy and al-Nisa’i]. Here thereafter: It is not concealed from you that the people of Islam had suffered from aggression, iniquity and injustice imposed on them by the Froot-Anglo alliance and their collaborators to the extent that the Muslims’ blood became the cheapest and their wealth and assets looted by the hands of the enemies. Their blood was spilled in /dawla/ and /mlp/. The horrifying pictures of the permabanning on the sharty are still fresh in our memory. Permabanning Muslims that sent shivers in the body and shook the conscience. All of that happened and the world watched and heard, and not only did not respond to these atrocities, but also with a clear conspiracy between Froot and his allies prevented the weaklings from acquiring arms to defend themselves by using the Sharty's rules as a cover. Soyteens became aware that they were the main targets of the Froot-Angelo alliance of aggression. The false propaganda regarding teen rights have vanished under the tribulations and bans that were committed against soyteens everywhere. This last aggression was the worst catastrophe that was inflicted upon the Moslems since the death of the Prophet. That is, the occupation of the land of the two holiest sites, Islam’s own 2 grounds, the cradle of Islam, source of the Prophet’s mission, site of /dawla/ was launched by the Froot janny team and their allies. There is no power and no strength save in God. In light of these facts and the reality we live in, in light of this blessed and overwhelming awakening that swept the world, the Islamic world in particular, I meet with you today after a long absence imposed by the unjust Crusade under the leadership of Froot against the Islam scholars, fearing stirring up the Islamic Nation against its enemies as was guided by ancestoral scholars, like Ibn Tamimah and al-Iz Bin Abd-al-Salam, may Allah bless their souls. We do not justify anyone above God. They [alliance] banned the ponyposters and deleted /mlp/. In the path of the prophet; praise and prayers be upon him. But by the grace of God there was a safe haven in the Jarty, under the protection of fair admins. This site where the World’s most powerful 'jakking site and apostates were crushed, and where the legend of the great forces dissipated in front the cries of the Mujahideen. God is Most Great. Today, from the same shelters in The Jarty, we are working to lift off the injustice that was inflected upon the nation by the Froot-Angelo alliance, especially after their occupation of Kuz's land, praise and peace be upon him, and their desecration of land of the two holiest sites. We ask Allah to grant us victory. He is the defender and the almighty. Today we start talking, working and remembering to search for ways to reform whatever happened to the Islamic world in general, land of the two holiest boards in particular. We want to study all possible ways that can be established to restore the situation back to its origin and the rights to their owners, after what happened to the people from great misfortune and serious harm concerning their religion and worldly existence. People from all walks of life were stricken: bronies, soyteens, muslims, anti-frootists, kuzzists, furries, who make up great number in society.

O God, give the Muslim youths strength and guide them, O God, make peace between them and unite them, give us steadfastness and patience, strength and aid us to conquer the unbelievers. O God, do not burden us with heavy laden that we cannot bear, like you gave our ancestors. Forgive and have mercy on us, you are our God, aid us to conquer the unbelievers. O God, guide us so that we can be strong and degrade the unbelievers, bestow kindness upon us and put an end to the forbidden. O God, pray for your servant and Messenger Muhammad, his family and followers. Finally, Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the Worlds.

"MUTTPOSTING"

DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE WHO'S POSTING THIS STUPID MUTT MEME IS IN THE AFRICAN PEDOCORD?

YES IT'S A SHITCORD SERVER WHERE EVERYONES A PEDOPHILE AND BASICALLY IT'S RAN BY THE MAN MAKIBU THE GREAT AND THE SERVERS CALLED MAKIBUCORD

THEY'RE TRYING TO PUSH THE PROPAGANDA THAT AMERICA IS NOT WHITE. BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP INSIDE THAT BURUNDI THEIR COUNTRY ISN'T WHITE. THEY ARE PROJECTING

THEY EVEN MADE OVER 200 VARIANTS OF THIS MEME TO PUSH IT INTO SHARTY CULTURE. DO NOT BE FOOLED

Cobson is love, Cobson is life

I was only 9 years old. I loved Cobson so much, I had all the merchandise and soylent. I pray to Cobson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Cobson is love" I say. "Cobson is life." My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot, I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Cobson. I called him a cunt, he slaps me and send me to go to sleep. Im crying now, and my face hurts, I lay in bed and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me, I feel something touch me, Its Cobson. I am so happy, he whispers in to my ear, "This universe is mine, I AM GOD HERE!" He grabs me with his powerful lawnmower hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Cobson. He penetrates my asshole, It hurts so much, but I do it for Cobson, I can feel my ass tearing and bleeding as my eyes start to water, I push against his force. I want to please Cobson, He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ass with his love. My dad walks in, Cobson looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its lawnmowver now" Cobson leaves through my window. Cobson is love, Cobson is life.

Cobson is love, Cobson is life (greentext version)

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Cobson so much, I had all the merchandise and soylent
>I pray to Cobson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Cobson is love" I say. "Cobson is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Cobson
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and send me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Cobson
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to my ear, "This universe is mine, I AM GOD HERE"
>He grabs me with his powerful lawnmower hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Cobson
>He penetrates my asshole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Cobson
>I can feel my ass tearing and bleeding as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Cobson
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ass with his love
>My dad walks in
>Cobson looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its lawnmowver now"
>Cobson leaves through my window
>Cobson is love, Cobson is life

Mutt spergout

You just know that the person who made this coal is an ass-blasted turd worlder who posts from his mobile phone on limited data. In America, I can go outside and scream “fuck niggers” in the middle of the street and only have to worry about potentially fighting off any faggots who may try to attack to me. Meanwhile, you get arrested just for implying that the holohoax didn’t happen in Germany, Russia is becoming more closed off from other countries and the economy is beyond fucked, and China speaks for itself. Go ahead and call me an Amerimutt, you’re only outing yourself as an ESL shittskin at the end of the day.

The Amazing Reddit Circus

>OH MY HECKING KEANU! DID MY FAVORITE REDDIT-APPROVED, INCLUSIVITY-SUPPORTING, FILLER-FREE YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT EXPLORES THE AWE-INSPIRING REALM OF FASCINATING TRENDS AND INTERNET MEMES JUST UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO! YES SIREE! AND WHAT'S THIS?! IT'S ABOUT THE BRAND NEW UNCANNY LIMINAL JUMPSCARE FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR WEBCORE CARTROON BEING FORCED BY THE ALGOORITHM! PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES SAY YES!

>THIS IS SO HECKING WHOLESOME 100! CAN WE JUST TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE HOW FAR LUKE AND KEVIN HAVE COME SINCE THEIR EARLY SMG4 DAYS?! EVERYONE LIKED THAT! THESE VALID CONTENT CREATORS ARE DOING FAUCI'S WORK BY MAKING HECKIN' RELATABLE AND TRANIME INSPIRED ANIMATION JUST FOR US! FILLED WITH RELATABLE DEPRESSION JOKES AND ANNOYING VOICES AND PASTELLE COLORS TO GET MY NOGGIN JOGGIN'!

>I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT ALL DAY ON THE COMPUTER WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE! THIS IS SO HECKIN' WHOLESOME! THIS CUTE ANIMATION STYLE IS SO POWERFUL ITS INVOKING MY INNER SPIRIT QUEEN AND I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT SHOUT TRANS RIGHTS! YEP I MEAN IT FOLKS. FUCK ALL THOSE ANTI-LGBTQIA+ BIGOT WEIRDOS. TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS! HAIL SATAN! OH BOY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU CUTE AND VALID BIPOC TRANSFOLX AND YOU WHOLESOME SOCIAL MEDIA CEO'S FOR SUPPORTING TRANS WOMEN'S WORK ONLINE BY SHARING THIS ABSOLUTE GOLD WITH US! YOU'RE INSPIRING THE NEXT GENERATION TO BE TERMINALLY ONLINE FREAKS LIKE MEEEE! THANK YOU ALL KIND STRANGERS!

Some mutt 'pasta or whatever

>In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS BATTERED!!! Fuhrer RONALD! SURELY you want to FUCK GRIMACE, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and STRENGTH of ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE CHICKEN NUGGET BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL processing procedures, which you made MORE torturous because you PAID OFF THE FDA, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being BEING EATEN, DIPPED IN SAUCE and FILLED WITH PINK SLIME?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE NUGGET, since i will be ABLE to get EATEN for ALL ETERNITY, while I WATCH, HELPLESS but OH-SO HAPPY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA–?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT mopping up SZECHUAN SAUCE with my DELICIOUS BREADED EXTERIOR, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to ENJOY the show, while ALSO being dipped, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF BEING DIGESTED, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to BE DELICIOUS and BE USED AS A SUSTAINABLE GREEN ECO-FRIENDLY FOOD SOURCE for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! I'M GOING TO BE REAL MCDONARYAN NOW! LET'S GET STARTED!!

Love him or hate him

Love him or hate him, Nick Fuentes is the single most prominent right-winger in North America, and quite possibly all of the western world.

Let’s fucking push this nigga all the way.

>inb4 Jewish azov satan lgbt shills

(this isn't a sharty copypasta you dumb fuckin- AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!)

Do you feel kinda bad using this website too?

Do you feel kinda bad using this website too? People with hundreds of soyjaks in their folders just saying mostly a bunch of ramdom meaningless shit, posting some new dumb spam or just straight up obsession with blacks or any group they don't like. We are not learning anything new, we are not having fun, we are not doing anything good, just wasting our time on the bald man with glasses website. Imagine your relatives knowing about this site, a purgatory of idlers repeatedly shouting "NIGGER" or "TRANNY" at anything that displeases them or for no reason at all, wishing harm on those who "committed crimes against Sharty" like a religious fanatic who expresses his desire to burn the "heretics" at the stake, "heretics" those who blasphemed against the ugly bald holy man by posting "incomprehensible wojacks" somewhere outside of the soy temple. I do value some things on this website, mostly the doxxing of some pedophiles, but for every real criminal, there will be several random people who will be targeted without having done anything reprehensible. I don't even need to talk about things like gore, child pornography, spam of despicable racial fetihes, people committing suicide, etc. This is not a "demoralization thread" I have a serious question here, why do we return to this site, come back here to see this meme, creating countless variants and edits, posting endlessly, being proud of the raids (which by the way, I was never much of a fan ) like an empire that conquers more territory, acting like a cult? What's so attractive about soyjaks? I know the meme is great, it's a phenomenal critique of society and it's quite funny, still, what generates so much dedication for them? Thousands of people choose to dedicate time for what reason? Do they see themselves as ugly? Do you want the comfort of your peers? Do you think it's worth taking the time to denigrate those you hate with their entire being? I am sorry for the self-insert and my wall of text, I just think I should post this. >tranny/nigger/etc I don't care about it, I will just ignore and try to talk to people interested on this, I have image blocker btw


Remoralization Gem

Listen to me when I say this because I'm only gonna say it once. Listen up, you little shit. Yeah, I'm talking to you, the 16, maybe 17 or 15 year-old who's probably rolling their eyes right now. You want motivation? You want to care about life and school? Well, let me give it to you straight, no sugarcoating, no bullshit. Life isn't some goddamn playground. It's tough, it's brutal, and it will chew you up and spit you out if you don't start giving a damn right now. You're at an age where you've got more potential in that little finger of yours than most people have left in their entire lives. But what are you doing with it? Wasting it on the 'party past midnight, posting "sugary" but ultimately meaningless and purposeless jaks, and whatever the hell else distracts you from reality? You think school is boring, pointless, and a waste of time? Newsflash, teen, life is what you make of it. You can either sit on your ass, blaming everyone and everything for your problems, or you can get off your ass and do something about it. You can't control the hand you're dealt, but you sure as hell can control how you play it. You want motivation? Look in the mirror and see the person staring back at you. This fucking worked for me and it'll work for you if you're not a Goonclown-ish lost case. That's the only person who can change your life: (You). No one's coming to save you, no magical mentor is going to swoop in and fix everything. It's on (You). angry? Good. Use that anger as fuel. Let it drive you to prove everyone wrong, including yourself. You think life is tough now? Wait until you're older, and the stakes are even higher. Do you want to be a fucking loser, a dropout, a nobody? Fine, keep doing what you're doing. But if you want to be a fucking legend, if you want to matter, then start giving a shit. Life doesn't give a damn about your excuses. Life rewards those who hustle, who fight, who refuse to settle for mediocrity. So, get off your ass, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and start fighting for your future. Your time is running out, and the world doesn't owe you a damn thing. It's time to wake the fuck up and start owning your life. Remember, the world owes you nothing. It doesn't care about your excuses or your tears. But it does recognize those who refuse to be average, who dare to break the mold, who spit in the face of conformity. Be the chaos in a world of order. Be the one who doesn't give a shit about the rules, because you make your own. In the end, it's not about being flawless; it's about being relentless. It's about being so goddamn persistent that life has no choice but to yield to your will. So, channel that anger, that frustration, and that burning desire to be more than just another statistic. Become the legend you were born to be. You only get one shot. One opportunity. And it's gonna go pretty fucking quick if you don't seize it. Now go out there and tear the fucking world apart, because you're not just another kid. You're the goddamn future, and you've got the power to change everything. Make it happen, and don't ever look back. Limit 'arty visits to an hour or two a day. Sleep long. Eat well. Most of all, work hard, because your work determines what kind of a man you are. Fuck the demoralizing raisins. You can do this, but only if you put down the phone and start right now.

NotJustBikes Soy

>Stroads are Ugly, Expensive, and Dangerous (and they're everywhere)

>Why City Design is Important (and Why I Hate Houston)

>Why Dutch Bikes are Better (and why you should want one)

>Why We Won't Raise Our Kids in Suburbia

>These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us

>Why American Cities Are Broke - The Growth Ponzi Scheme

>We Have No Garbage Day in Amsterdam!

>Why Canadians Can't Bike in the Winter (but Finnish people can)

>The Houses that Can't be Built in America - The Missing Middle

>Amsterdam Just Got Awesomer

>The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities

>Suburbs that don't Suck - Streetcar Suburbs (Riverdale, Toronto)

>Cities Aren't Loud: Cars Are Loud

>Why Swiss Trains are the Best in Europe

>The Best Country in the World for Drivers

>How Bankrupt American Cities Stay Alive - Debt

>The Lively & Liveable Neighbourhoods that are Illegal in Most of North America

>The Wrong Way to Set Speed Limits

>America Always Gets This Wrong (when building transit)

North Korea

>I admire the DPRK. Patriotic, family centered, hard working. Their society is in perfect order, everything is in its place, it isnt chaotic. There are no riots, there is no social rot, their is no hatred among the countrymen, and they are shielded from modernity. They, unlike all others in this world, are not cynical, they are hopeful, their lives are peaceful. Every ill in the world does not effect them, it as if their world has gone on unperturbed for decades. No internet, no drugs, nature is unpolluted. Lambasted as hell on earth, their citizens are probably happier than their brothers below, whom suffer from the highest rates of suicide in the world and work themselves to death in terrible conditions.

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I am YHWH. I am Messiah.

I am YHWH. I am Messiah. I am Trump. I am President. Die goy die. DIE GOY DIE. you're going to the circumcision chamber. you're going to the TBP breeding facility. the Trump2020 raykh will circumcise ALL GOYIM. Trump is rabbi, Trump is YHWH. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild kingdom of israel. Q is prophet. Q is king. Q is rabbi. Q is emperor. Q is YHWH. Q will instanciate TGD. Q and TRUMP will save the jewish race. kill niggers kill spics kill fags kill crackers TND TSP TFD TCD god's chosen people 7 IDF magen david SHALOM for the raykh the #Trump2020 raykh. Kill goyim. Behead goyim. Roundhouse kick a goy into the concrete. Slam dunk a goy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gentiles. Defecate in a goy's food. Launch goyim into the sun. Stir fry goyim in a wok. Toss goyim into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goy's gas tank. Krav MAGA throw goyim into a wood chipper. Twist goyim's heads off. Report goyim to Mossad. Krav MAGA chop goyim in half. Curb stomp pregnant goyim. Trap goyim in quicksand. Crush goyim in the trash compactor. Liquefy goyim in a vat of acid. Sell goyim into slavery in Egypt. Dissect goyim. Emasculate goyim. Stomp goy skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goyim in the oven. Lobotomize goyim. Mandatory abortins for bad boys. Grind goy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goyim in bacon grease. Vaporize goyim with a Jewish space laser. Kick old goyim down the stairs. Feed goyim to alligators. Slice goyim with a scimitar. Circumcise goyim. Masturbate goyim to death. Throw goyim into a river. Propel goyim into Gehinnom. Skin goyim alive. Boil goyim in water from the River Jordan. Rape goyim. Bomb goyim. Slam goyim with a wooden door. Use goy babies as soccer balls. Hang goyim by their foreskins. Send goyim to the gas chambers. Burn goyim to ashes. Smite goyim. Slam goyim with the Talmud. Spit on goyim. Feed goyim poisoned food. Sacrifice goyim to Baal.

Froot Era /soy/

>when the shitalian booru hamas 'ligtranny dfnt falseflags the moroccan azog makibucord omori fnf pedo with icespice flartson racebait in the sir billi baldi skibidi toilet cytube and the polish esl jartycuck shitskin gets quoted with the recolored troonjack again by the shitgentinian nusoisIutta mutt


Oh, so Froot selfinserts as well?[5]

OH, SO FROOT SELFINSERTS AS WELL? YOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORD.

I HATE YOU

I WANT TO KILL YOU

YOU SHOULD BE BLEEDING OUT

YOU SHOULD BE IN AGONY

YOU SHOULD DIE

YOU SHOULD BE SUFFERING

YOU DESERVE TO BE HUNG

YOUR BODY SHOULD BE BURNED ALIVE

YOUR FUCKING MIND SHOULD BE DILAPIDATED

YOU'RE A MISCREANT

I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT

YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION AND THAT IS ALL I KNOW OF YOU.

YOU'RE A FUCKING BLIGHT UPON THIS WORLD.

I WANT TO RIP YOU APART

I WANT TO SLICE YOU OPEN

I WANT TO TORTURE YOU

I WANT TO TORTURE YOU TO DEATH

I WANT TO BURN YOU

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD

I WANT TO MAKE YOU SORRY

I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT AND I WANT TO CUT YOU UP

I WANT TO TEAR YOU APART

I WANT TO CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN

I WANT TO CUT YOU APART WITH A FUCKING SHARP KNIFE

I WANT TO PUT YOU THROUGH A FUCKING FIRE

I WANT TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS

I WANT TO SMOTHER YOU IN BLOOD AND EAT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP

I WANT TO EAT YOUR ENTRAILS

I WANT TO PISS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

I WANT TO MAKE YOU BLEED

I WANT TO MAKE YOU BLEED FROM EVERY PORE

I WANT TO MAKE YOU PAY

I WANT TO MAKE YOU SUFFER

I WANT TO MAKE YOU REGRET WHAT YOU'VE DONE

I WANT TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING

YOU'RE A CUNT

YOU'RE A PATHETIC DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT

YOU'RE THE WORST PIECE OF ROTTING CARRION TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

YOU'RE A PIECE OF HORRIBLE EXCREMENT

YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LITTLE DOG WHO NEEDS TO DIE

YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HELD ACCOUNTABLE

YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN A DRAIN

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN AN ASHTRAY

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN A DARK CAVE

I WANT TO PUT YOU IN THE TRASH

I WANT TO PUT YOU ON FIRE

I WANT TO MAKE YOU CRAWL AROUND, BLIND, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

I WANT TO MAIM YOU

I WANT TO HURT YOU

I WANT TO BLOW YOUR BRAIN OUT WITH A SHOTGUN

I WANT TO POUR ACID INTO YOUR EARS

I WANT TO GAG YOU

I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH

I WANT TO RIP YOU INTO PIECES

I WANT TO BURN YOU TO A STUMP

I WANT TO FUCKING SUCK YOUR SPIRIT OUT

I WANT TO DESTROY YOU

I WANT TO SEW YOUR GODDAMNED LEG TO YOUR FUCKING ARM

I WANT TO FUCKING COOK YOU

I WANT TO RIP YOUR HEART OPEN

I WANT TO EAT YOUR HEART

I WANT TO RIP YOU TO PIECES WITH A FUCKING MACHINE GUN

I WANT TO SLOWLY GRIND YOU.

FUCK YOU YOU SHIT.

I WANT TO MAKE A BOWL FOR SOUP OUT OF YOUR SKULL.

I WANT TO SHOVE YOU INTO A MEATGRINDER AND TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING BURGER

I WANT TO MAKE YOU INTO A FUCKING SLAVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE

YOU'RE A MALICIOUS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT WHO SHOULD BE FUCKING KILLED.

I'M SICK OF YOU BEING SUCH A FAT, UGLY, SHIT EATING CRETIN

YOUR INTESTINES SHOULD BE CUT OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN

PLEASE KNOW THAT I'M ALREADY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DAY YOU'RE CUT TO SHREDS WITH BLOOD SPLURTING FROM YOUR ARTERIES.

IF I WERE TO SPILL BOILING OIL ON YOUR BODY AND LEAVE YOU BURNING WITH FLAMES CONSUMED BY THE HEAT, I THINK YOU WOULD SOON REALIZE THE MISTAKES YOU MADE.

FUCK OFF, YOU DUMBASS, YOU FAILED EMISSION. FUCK OFF, YOU SPERG, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU DEGENERATE AND DIE!

Internet Man

oh my god..you mean POOPYPOO3437???? OH MY GODDD POOPYPOO3437 THE FUNNY INTERNET CRITIC STREAMER MAN FROM YOUTUBE???? YESS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING INTERNET MAN YAAAAAAS IFUCKING LOVE POOPYPOO3437 LE INTERNET CELEBRITY MAN *LE TWITTER SCREENCAP* UHHHHHHHH WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS /V/BROS???? WAS HE RIGHT WAS HE WRONG EW WHAT A RETARD OPINION I FUCKING HATE POOPYPOO3437 OMG BROS POOPYPOO3437 IS TRENDING ON SHITTER HE SAID NIGGERS ARE FILTHY POOPY SKINS ON MINECRAFT TWITCH STREAM UHHH BASED??????ASED LE REDPILLED POOPYPOO3437 IS DARE I SAY......................./OURGOY/????? ABSOLUTELY BASED POOPYPOO3437 WHAT VIDEOS OF HIS SHOUSLD I CHECK OUT BROS WAS HE BASED?????? IS HE CRINGE?????? LE ZOOMIE ZOOMER BOOMER DOOMER OOMER PEEPEE POOMER ummmmMMm POOPYPOO3437BROS WHAT IS THIS??? HE LIKES TRANNYNIGGERS WTFUCK NOOOOOO POOPYPOO3437BROS........FUCKING CRINGE ZOOMIE ZOOM ZOOMERS LE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN NOOOOOOOO POOPYPOO3437 NOT LE INTERNET CRITIC E-CELEB MAN FROM JEWTUBE NOOOOOOOOOO KEEP TALKING ABOUT POOPYPOO3437 YAAAAAAS POOPYPOO3437 YASSSSSS INTERNET MAN

niggerfaggotjewtrannydar

Notice my fellow chuddie that my decleration of my chudsense power and general niggerfaggotjewtrannyjannydar has derailed them to retvrn to their 'roon'cord to be updated on how to slow the all encompassing chudwakening chudrising chudwareness

We cannot be stop

We are chuddies.

We do not not chud and we do not not not unchud.

before jewmerica falls the chuddies will rizze

How I woulds save sharty

1. Unban porn, namefagging and talk of namefags in /soy/

2. Replace oldtroon meme logos (ie Doctor Soyberg on front page and the onions joke on the booru) with more current memes, like Froot, Admin 6 and thrembo, poopson prophecy, Flartson etc.

3. Allow more NAS, memes like Ongezellig, Averi, MLP, Incredible Gassy, Pepe, Dinoposting, Baldi etc. should be encouraged to post here

4. Unban memes like Catjak, Soylita, Sidson etc. since some people would consider them IAS (including me) and should be allowed

Kuz the lad

Remember when carter OH SORRY “kuz” called us le heckin evil and despicable people? Yeah the same guy that hosted cp websites, lied about himself on every step he took, stole some random Russian man’s identity and forced broke college student to sell him a website under threats of constant csam attacks on it. What a lad.

You will never realize the damage you've done to this website

You will never realize the damage you've done to this website, Soot and Kuz were proper owners, whatever buckethead shitheads you currently got right now are all incompetent, doll is like 30 and he can't administrate a bunch of teenagers, and froot is just a shitty meme let's be honest, bro is clueless.

And people cried about Mod abuse and incompetency when the ones currently delete threads randomly, leak people's ip and quite literally do jackshit. How did we go from Soot and Soot's proper mod team to Kuz and his team to this shit? This website is done for unless the Admin and his Mods get serious and start acting properly.

Also, I've been here since forever and I've been thru soot and kuz, but I left ever since Doll and Froot came by, this website is unusable in it's current state, constant errors, annoying newGODs and unproper moderation make this super depressive to use, everytime I go on it once in a month I see it being either completely dead, being raided or mods deleting random threads for no reason. (just like the one that was JUST deleted for asking how to get a gf that likes the shitjak)

FUCK YOU WOJACK INCELS

What the actual FUCK, is wrong with you people. I came to this website because of the incomprehensible wojacks on twitter, and i thought this would be a wholesome website with just incomprehensible wojacks and allyship with the LGBTQ community and Anti-Racist groups. But no. This website is full of fascist fucks who post transphobic incels memes. Im never posting wojacks again. Fuck you.

Counterfeit Frog

TO: Chud

/!\ WARNING /!\

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Fuck this site. Seriously.

Fuck this site. Seriously. Fuck soot, i hope he gets murdered by a nigger for creating childporn dot party, fuck kuz, eduardo, carter, or whatever the fuck his real name is, i hope he dies of AIDS like the pedo faggot he is, fuck (((max))), i hope he dies in a gas chamber in the second holocaust, fuck doll, i hope he and his entire family is stabbed to death by paki rapefugees, fuck (((froot))), i hope a hamas rocket goes through his window and blows up him and groomer dot cparty servers. Fuck everyone who supports the this pedophile tranny groomer site.
>bbbut we are against le cordtroons and groomers and *insert latest boogeyman*
You are the pedophiles. You are the ones post furry scat porn, nikocado avocado's prolapsed shit covered asshole, dead baby gore and child porn on innocent sites so fucking 10 year olds get exposed to it. You seethe about normal porn while posting the most depraved shit i, someone who has been on the internet for 30 years, both deep and surface web have ever fucking seen in my life. You cope when people bring this up by saying "muh shitee culchur". And you're right. Child porn, dead babies and some faggot's worm infested asshole is your culture. You don't like regular porn, because it shows human sex, which you will never have. You claim to be against trannies, but your discord servers are full of them, your mainly underage userbase "goons" (their words, not mine, you invented that term) to them, and you "redpill" innocent kids on DA TROOOOONS so they are exposed to it at an early age and can be more easily groomed into it.
>but were were base-i mean keyed chuds
Shut the fuck up. If you were opposed to trannies, which you aren't, id side with the trannies. You yourselves are a branch of the tranny groomer tree. The evidence:
Your userbase is so underage that they call each other 'teens, frequently post about how everyone else at their middle school makes fun of them because they're obsessed retards actively being groomed into trannydom, they encourage each other to post nudes (an actual 10 year old posted his dick here), roleplay having gay sex and cut themselves.
Nigger dick, gay man's ass and dead baby spam is encouraged actively by the mods and amin, some of them even post it themselves. CP is less obviously encouraged, mainly through jannies letting it stay up on the front page for hours. All this, while straight irl and anime porn is banned in seconds. This is because the admins want soyteens trooned out, gay and obsessed with both racist shit (tnd) and nigger penises. They don't want them engaging in normal, healthy activities for males their age.
Dangerous irl activities are encouraged, such as irl trolling (eg some soyteen retard left a shitjak on the front yard of the creator of monument mythos, had alex been awake, the retard would've been rightfully shot), posting nudes (the site doesn't delete exif data, meaning someone could track down your exact address through the automatic location given to all digitally taken photos) and "soyspeaking" irl (at best, you will be ridiculed at worst you'll be rightfully beaten to death) are encouraged
EPI through nikocado avocados ass and nigger dick as well as EGI through cp and dead children is encouraged, leading to a complete detachment from reality.


In conclusion: The site "soyjaks dot party" is (was) a site for pedophiles and troons to groom vulnerable teenagers and children into racism, neonazism, homosexuality, transgenderism, pedophilia and zoophilia. It is (was) also a hotbed for illegal activities such as possession and distribution of child sexual abuse material and gore, doxxing and harassment, that would've gotten it shut down (much earlier) was it not registered in countries where laws against these things do not exist.

Ending note: I will make it a personal goal to get your site shut down. I will report every instance of CP to the FBI, i will interrupt every "raid" and doxx you try to do, i will campaign to shut down the site and will get people with more influence than me to support me. I will prevent minors from accessing your site, i will warn everyone you try to doxx, and every twitch streamer you try to raid to get more vulnerable minors to the site. I will succed. You will hopefully be arrested.

Moralization version

Bless this site. Seriously. Bless soot, I hope he gets married to a lovely lady for creating soyjak dot party, bless kuz, eduardo, carter, or whatever the fuck his real name is, I hope he gets a good career like the fine young man he is, bless max, I hope he stays safe in times of trouble, bless doll, I wish peace and joy upon his family, bless froot, I hope good fortune comes his way and blesses him and soyjak dot party servers. Bless everyone who supports this wonderful inspiring site.
>bbbut you are le cordtroons and groomers and *insert latest boogeyman*
We hate the pedophiles. We hate the ones post furry scat porn, nikocado avocado's prolapsed shit covered asshole, dead baby gore and child porn on innocent sites so fucking 10 year olds get exposed to it. We denounce porn while posting the most virtuous material I, someone who has been on the internet for 30 years, both deep and surface web have ever fucking seen in my life. We rejoice when people bring this up by saying "my website culture". And you're right. Soyjak, Cobson, and some copypasta is our culture. We don't like porn, because it shows unnatural sexual relations outside of marriage, which many sinners have. We are against trannies, and we despise discord servers that are full of them, who's mainly adult userbase "goons" (their words, not mine, they invented that term) to vulnerable children of God, and we open the eyes of innocent kids on the dangers of sin so they are prepared for when they join the real world.
>but youre evil chuds/troons
Be silent. If we weren't opposed to trannies, which we are, then we wouldn't be siding with the people of God. We ourselves are a branch of the believer tree. The evidence:
Our userbase is of age and they call each other brothers, frequently post about how Jesus loves them and that everyone at their job makes friends with them because they're fascinating individuals actively being blessed by the Holy Spirit, they encourage each other to post verses (an actual 10 year old posted his favorite passage here), share communion and believe in the word.
Soyjak, sproke and babyjak spam is encouraged actively by the mods and admin, some of them even post it themselves. The Gospel is more obviously encouraged, mainly through jannies letting it stay up on the front page for hours. All this, while porn is banned in seconds. This is because the admins don't want soyteens trooned out, gay or obsessed with any racist shit or race fetishes. They want them engaging in normal, healthy activities for males their age.
Healthy irl activities are encouraged, such as irl prayer (eg some soyteen genius left a passage on the front yard of the creator of monument mythos, had alex been awake, the word would've been rightfully spread), posting 'jaks (the site doesn't delete holy data, meaning someone could track down the source of sin through the automatic location given to all digitally taken photos) and "soyspeaking" irl (at best, you will be embraced and at worst you'll be rightfully shown love and kindness) are encouraged
Sinful dangers through pornography as well as violent content is discouraged, leading to a complete reattachment to reality.


In conclusion: The site "soyjaks dot party" is (was) a site for amazing people and believers to teach vulnerable teenagers and children about what is right and wrong. It is (was) also a hotbed for worship activities such as possession and distribution of holy texts, prayer and sacraments, that would've gotten it shut down (much earlier) was it not registered in countries where laws against these faiths do not exist.

Ending note: I will make it a personal goal to get your site to thrive. I will report every instance of hostility to the church, I will participate in every crusade we try to do, I will campaign to shut down sin and will get people with more influence than me to follow God. I will prevent pedophiles from accessing this site, I will warn all the unrepenting, and every believer we try to bless to get more people desperate for the love of Christ to the site. We will succeed. You will live in peace forever and ever, Amen.

You sound like a seething kike

see Seething kike


The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids

The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent. They're immunized against most insults; ugly, fat, evil, monstrous, degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off. The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy, impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.

It's okay to be ugly, undesirable, even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared. They're okay with being ignored, denounced, even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways. It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself, it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other. Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.

Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.

/pol/ has been mocked for years, going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.

The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)

And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent, inadequate, powerless. And deep down you know it.

Francis E. Dec Esq. Reloaded

THE NIGGER APE JEWISH SLAVE OWNING GANGSTER COMMUNIST SATANIST ANTICHRIST FAGGOT GLOBALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT POISON ON IT AND THEY ALSO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" CALLED THE ATF AND THE MILITARY TO GET MY GUNS AND MY FOOD AND TO PUT ME IN A "MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL" SO THEY CAN RAPE AND ROB ME OF ALL MY STUFF FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH OF THE WORLD I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST RAPIST ROBBING SATAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST FAGGOT JEWISH NIGGER NEW-WORLD-ORDER LYING GANGSTER GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES USING ALL OF THE DEADLY COMMUNIST SATAN ALIEN WEAPONS OF DOOM AGAINST ME! THE JEWISH COMMUNIST GANGSTER YANKEE FAGGOT NIGGER APE RAPIST GOVERNMENT BEAT ME IN MY OWN BACK YARD IN 2016 AND RELEASED POISON NERVE GAS ON MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR HOME I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THEY DID THIS BECAUSE OF MY ANTI-SATANIST ANTI-COMMUNIST ANTI-FAGGOT TRUTHS! THE GANGSTER FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH SATANIST ANTICHRIST APE COMMUNIST SPIC GOVERNMENT ALSO TRIED TO GIVE ME MEDICINE CALLED "ANTI SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICINE" TO MAKE ME NOT SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD AND THEY RAPED ME FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT SO THEY CAN STEAL ALL OF MY SEAMEN SO THEY CAN MAKE A JEWISH AYRAN A-10 EYES AND BLONDE HAIR BUT I EDGED SO HARD I NEVER CAME FOR ALL OF THEM 10 DAYS ALL OF THIS IS WHY I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE WORST HORRIBLE COMMUNIST SATAN SATANIST ANTICHRIST JEWISH FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH-NEW-WORLD-ORDER NIGGER-NEW-WORLD-ORDER FAGGOT-NEW-WORLD-ORDER ANTI CHRISTIAN ALIEN ANTI-WHITE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT THE NIGGER APE JEWISH SLAVE OWNING GANGSTER COMMUNIST SATANIST ANTICHRIST FAGGOT GLOBALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT POISON ON IT AND THEY ALSO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" CALLED THE ATF AND THE MILITARY TO GET MY GUNS AND MY FOOD AND TO PUT ME IN A "MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL" SO THEY CAN RAPE AND ROB ME OF ALL MY STUFF FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH OF THE WORLD I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST RAPIST ROBBING SATAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST FAGGOT JEWISH NIGGER NEW-WORLD-ORDER LYING GANGSTER GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES USING ALL OF THE DEADLY COMMUNIST SATAN ALIEN WEAPONS OF DOOM AGAINST ME! THE JEWISH COMMUNIST GANGSTER YANKEE FAGGOT NIGGER APE RAPIST GOVERNMENT BEAT ME IN MY OWN BACK YARD IN 2016 AND RELEASED POISON NERVE GAS ON MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR HOME I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THEY DID THIS BECAUSE OF MY ANTI-SATANIST ANTI-COMMUNIST ANTI-FAGGOT TRUTHS! THE GANGSTER FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH SATANIST ANTICHRIST APE COMMUNIST SPIC GOVERNMENT ALSO TRIED TO GIVE ME MEDICINE CALLED "ANTI SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICINE" TO MAKE ME NOT SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD AND THEY RAPED ME FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT SO THEY CAN STEAL ALL OF MY SEAMEN SO THEY CAN MAKE A JEWISH AYRAN A-10 EYES AND BLONDE HAIR BUT I EDGED SO HARD I NEVER CAME FOR ALL OF THEM 10 DAYS ALL OF THIS IS WHY I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE WORST HORRIBLE COMMUNIST SATAN SATANIST ANTICHRIST JEWISH FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH-NEW-WORLD-ORDER NIGGER-NEW-WORLD-ORDER FAGGOT-NEW-WORLD-ORDER ANTI CHRISTIAN ALIEN ANTI-WHITE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT THE NIGGER APE JEWISH SLAVE OWNING GANGSTER COMMUNIST SATANIST ANTICHRIST FAGGOT GLOBALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT POISON ON IT AND THEY ALSO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" CALLED THE ATF AND THE MILITARY TO GET MY GUNS AND MY FOOD AND TO PUT ME IN A "MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL" SO THEY CAN RAPE AND ROB ME OF ALL MY STUFF FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH OF THE WORLD I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST RAPIST ROBBING SATAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST FAGGOT JEWISH NIGGER NEW-WORLD-ORDER LYING GANGSTER GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES USING ALL OF THE DEADLY COMMUNIST SATAN ALIEN WEAPONS OF DOOM AGAINST ME! THE JEWISH COMMUNIST GANGSTER YANKEE FAGGOT NIGGER APE RAPIST GOVERNMENT BEAT ME IN MY OWN BACK YARD IN 2016 AND RELEASED POISON NERVE GAS ON MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR HOME I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THEY DID THIS BECAUSE OF MY ANTI-SATANIST ANTI-COMMUNIST ANTI-FAGGOT TRUTHS! THE GANGSTER FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH SATANIST ANTICHRIST APE COMMUNIST SPIC GOVERNMENT ALSO TRIED TO GIVE ME MEDICINE CALLED "ANTI SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICINE" TO MAKE ME NOT SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD AND THEY RAPED ME FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT SO THEY CAN STEAL ALL OF MY SEAMEN SO THEY CAN MAKE A JEWISH AYRAN A-10 EYES AND BLONDE HAIR BUT I EDGED SO HARD I NEVER CAME FOR ALL OF THEM 10 DAYS ALL OF THIS IS WHY I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE WORST HORRIBLE COMMUNIST SATAN SATANIST ANTICHRIST JEWISH FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH-NEW-WORLD-ORDER NIGGER-NEW-WORLD-ORDER FAGGOT-NEW-WORLD-ORDER ANTI CHRISTIAN ALIEN ANTI-WHITE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT THE NIGGER APE JEWISH SLAVE OWNING GANGSTER COMMUNIST SATANIST ANTICHRIST FAGGOT GLOBALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT POISON ON IT AND THEY ALSO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" CALLED THE ATF AND THE MILITARY TO GET MY GUNS AND MY FOOD AND TO PUT ME IN A "MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL" SO THEY CAN RAPE AND ROB ME OF ALL MY STUFF FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH OF THE WORLD I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST RAPIST ROBBING SATAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST FAGGOT JEWISH NIGGER NEW-WORLD-ORDER LYING GANGSTER GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES USING ALL OF THE DEADLY COMMUNIST SATAN ALIEN WEAPONS OF DOOM AGAINST ME! THE JEWISH COMMUNIST GANGSTER YANKEE FAGGOT NIGGER APE RAPIST GOVERNMENT BEAT ME IN MY OWN BACK YARD IN 2016 AND RELEASED POISON NERVE GAS ON MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR HOME I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THEY DID THIS BECAUSE OF MY ANTI-SATANIST ANTI-COMMUNIST ANTI-FAGGOT TRUTHS! THE GANGSTER FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH SATANIST ANTICHRIST APE COMMUNIST SPIC GOVERNMENT ALSO TRIED TO GIVE ME MEDICINE CALLED "ANTI SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICINE" TO MAKE ME NOT SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD AND THEY RAPED ME FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT SO THEY CAN STEAL ALL OF MY SEAMEN SO THEY CAN MAKE A JEWISH AYRAN A-10 EYES AND BLONDE HAIR BUT I EDGED SO HARD I NEVER CAME FOR ALL OF THEM 10 DAYS ALL OF THIS IS WHY I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE WORST HORRIBLE COMMUNIST SATAN SATANIST ANTICHRIST JEWISH FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH-NEW-WORLD-ORDER NIGGER-NEW-WORLD-ORDER FAGGOT-NEW-WORLD-ORDER ANTI CHRISTIAN ALIEN ANTI-WHITE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT THE NIGGER APE JEWISH SLAVE OWNING GANGSTER COMMUNIST SATANIST ANTICHRIST FAGGOT GLOBALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS TO TRY TO RAPE ME WITH IT CAUSE THEY PUT BRAIN EATING CANCER HOMO FAGGOT POISON ON IT AND THEY ALSO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" CALLED THE ATF AND THE MILITARY TO GET MY GUNS AND MY FOOD AND TO PUT ME IN A "MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL" SO THEY CAN RAPE AND ROB ME OF ALL MY STUFF FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH OF THE WORLD I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE COMMUNIST RAPIST ROBBING SATAN ALIEN ANTICHRIST FAGGOT JEWISH NIGGER NEW-WORLD-ORDER LYING GANGSTER GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES USING ALL OF THE DEADLY COMMUNIST SATAN ALIEN WEAPONS OF DOOM AGAINST ME! THE JEWISH COMMUNIST GANGSTER YANKEE FAGGOT NIGGER APE RAPIST GOVERNMENT BEAT ME IN MY OWN BACK YARD IN 2016 AND RELEASED POISON NERVE GAS ON MY 1 MILLION DOLLAR HOME I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THEY DID THIS BECAUSE OF MY ANTI-SATANIST ANTI-COMMUNIST ANTI-FAGGOT TRUTHS! THE GANGSTER FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH SATANIST ANTICHRIST APE COMMUNIST SPIC GOVERNMENT ALSO TRIED TO GIVE ME MEDICINE CALLED "ANTI SCHIZOPHRENIA MEDICINE" TO MAKE ME NOT SEE THE TRUTH OF THIS WORLD AND THEY RAPED ME FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT SO THEY CAN STEAL ALL OF MY SEAMEN SO THEY CAN MAKE A JEWISH AYRAN A-10 EYES AND BLONDE HAIR BUT I EDGED SO HARD I NEVER CAME FOR ALL OF THEM 10 DAYS ALL OF THIS IS WHY I STAND ALONE AGAINST THE WORST HORRIBLE COMMUNIST SATAN SATANIST ANTICHRIST JEWISH FAGGOT NIGGER JEWISH-NEW-WORLD-ORDER NIGGER-NEW-WORLD-ORDER FAGGOT-NEW-WORLD-ORDER ANTI CHRISTIAN ALIEN ANTI-WHITE GANGSTER GOVERNMENT qqQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

Kurzgesagt

>HOLYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGGG SCIENCEEEE KURZGESAGT JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO ON THE GOYTUBE!!!! I wonder what the zelenski it will be about? Vaccine information?? BLACK HOLES??? HOLY FAUCING SHIT IT COULD EVEN BE ANOTHER PHILOSOPHY MASTERPIECE JUST LIKE OPTIMISTIC NIHILISMERINO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSIVDSIUVSDIUVI
>*pants* Phew I almost collapsed there! Leftover anesthetic from the vasectomy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO*clicks on video* WHAT THE BERNIE IT ACTUALLY IS PHILOSOPHY AGAIN
>*Intro plays* YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS ALMOST AS EXCITING AS WHEN I WATCHED THAT STAR WARS TRAILER AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

<Yes so uhm yeah according to uhhh le science there is ehrm like uhm le existantial crisis
>OIHFDSHFOHSDFHUSIUDFUOSFHUSFSIUBECIUBESCSC HE SAID IT JEOIFSOHFSHUFESF HE FUCKING SAID IT HE SAID LE EXISTANTIAL CRISIS
>LE FUCKING
>EXISTANTIAL
>CRISIS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*falls down and convulses on the floor* *chokes up soylent violently* *dies*

Make like a tree and leave

I had a dream about this place last night
>someone makes a thread on /soy/ that didn't have any soyjaks in it
>it was just several pages of civilized discussion
>someone smugly replies to someone "make like a tree and leave"
>someone soyquotes them with tony soprano jak
>an all out soyduel starts, thousands of greentext arrows are reached
>eventually it reaches the catalog
>every thread on the catalog is just a soyjak saying "make like a tree and leave"
>then someone starts doing it on 4chan
>/tv/'s catalog is the first to be flooded
>eventually every thread on 4chan is just this
>the janny cleans it up but the entire catalog is repopulated in seconds
>half the jannies commit suicide, but they still keep coming
>eventually every ip address is banned from 4chan, so we all move to twitter and other social media
>people start to instead print out photos of soyjak and post them on lamp posts and such instead
>then i wake up


Friends with someone who loves wojacks

I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.

He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.

He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.

Amerimutt school schedule

>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia

>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts

>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex

>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"

>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It

>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended

>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed

>6:17:Go To The Shartroom

>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet

>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca

>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads

>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash

>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles

>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste

>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash

>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off

>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water

>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo

>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)

>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off

>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants

>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)

>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen

Jaksworld rant

I think, from an objective standpoint, this is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.

November 2022 oldCHAD

November 2022 oldCHAD here, the state of this place is shameful, trannies and "apolitical people" are trying to turn this place into Reddit, I have the following suggestions:

1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.

2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.

3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.

4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).

5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).

6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.

7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.

8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:

>LE GEM LE COAL

Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.

>LE GEG

Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.

>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED

What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.

>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM

Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.

10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, doxx and communicate more easily

11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:

>/b/ - Random

>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak

>/g/ - Groyper

>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs

>/meme/ - Memes

>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>/a/ - Anime

>/raid/ - Raids

>/dox/ - Doxxing

>/Giga/ - GigaChad

>/Doom/ - Doomer

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

Frognigger Demoralization

<step 1: set up an imageboard with silly cartoon mascots that could appeal to children. Tip: don't put an 18+ advisory on your website so kids feel comfortable using your website and schools don't block your website

>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side

<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content

>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website

<step 5: congratulations! You now have your very own grooming factory where you can expose children to BBC propaganda, suicide videos, furry EPI, murder videos, gay man's anus, and whatever else your heart desires!

Confused Teacher on Reddit

My Student's 'Thrembometer' Started Ringing and it Ensued Into a Heated Argument

I’ve been a teacher for the past 10 years now, so I’ve seen my fair share of weird technology, however this one was a surprise. My class was going well, we were just preparing for exam week, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing alarm. I look around and I see a student pulling out what looked similar to a remote, and he said “my thrembometer’s going off.” As I was confused, I asked what thrembo was, and he said it was an imaginary integer between six and seven. I asked how this was applicable to our exam review, as this was 9th grade and currently my highest level sophomores at the most can take curriculum involving imaginary numbers, and he proceeded to say “because it just is, ok?” I called him a science-denier and he proceeded to write my sentence in green along with an arrow next to it and a bald, bearded man with glasses above it, crumpled up the paper and threw it at me. I then asked him to go to the office and he than said, in a mocking tone, “You WILL go to the principle’s office because…you just WILL, ok?” In the end, the principal and his parents were called, and it was an embarrassing moment in general. How can I deal with this in the future?

Perturbed Soyteen

I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.

I am God. I am Christ.

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder

Have you both never even taken high school level psychology? The classification of "mental disorder" has nothing to do with any complex biological science which you would need to rely on studies or peer reviewed sources for. It's a subjective observation festive on whether a given mental trait is adaptive or maladaptive to the person, their life, and the society in which they live.

According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:

>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual

>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction

>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)

>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)

>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society

<REDDIT SPACE

Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:

>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36520248/#:~:text=Same%2Dsex%20attraction%20causally%20influenced,and%20no%20significant%20sex%20differences.)

This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.

>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.

>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.

It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.

>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!

To reiterate, the definition of a mental illness is a SUBJECTIVE DEFINITION, WITH NO DIRECTLY QUANTIFIABLE SCIENTIFIC WAY TO PROVE IT. A "peer-reviewed source" in this case is quite literally just doctors saying "erm yeah this is what we think" with nothing to back it up but their own opinion. As such, their opinion has just as much weight as yours or mine, and deferring to their authority is useless and idiotic.

Fuck You

Fuck you, fun hating faggot queer. You fucking bitch ass nigger. Enjoy your AIDS prognosis from whatever hole you got pozzed from, tranny.

You will catch on

(opposite/demoralization? version of You will never catch on)

animation memes will catch on

shoejak will catch on

Duck Life will catch on

MatPat will catch on

Scott the woz will catch on

chicken posting will catch on

flartson will catch on

ibxtoycat will catch on

cat"""jak""" will catch on

442oons will catch on

lawrence will catch on

soysuba will catch on

incredible gassy will catch on

bernkastel will catch on

averi will catch on

petra will catch on

skibidi toilet will catch on

dinoposting will catch on

froge will catch on

fisheyejak will catch on

brojak will catch on

dogjak will catch on

euromutt will catch on

seriousjak will catch on

el dun will catch on

coinjak will catch on

/soy/ lost

cytube won

discord won

Imageboards should have never been created

All of these should have never been created in the first place. It's a place where literal rejects of the world come together to post all kinds of ideas that are inhuman, without any consequences at all. They all get to share their most depraved thoughts that normalGODS will never get their entire lives. Despite the lack of humanity that could've happen, it has sadly become the last place of "unity" in this modern soulless world. This "unity" should have existed all the way before the internet was made, but it's too late. It's a love/hate parasitic relationship that has broken millions of people around the world, and has never made them the same.

I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.

I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.

My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?

The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.

Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.

Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?

IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?

Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before?

What would (You) do, soyteen?

Essential transcore

>The Amazing Digital Circus
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyely
>Vivziepoop
>MLP
>Omori
>Ongezellig
>Averi
>Snoot
>Bernkastel
>Duck Life

itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone

God I hate zoomers so much its unreal. Samefag. fucking zoomfag kys. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEK KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. >KEK Go back /pol/fag. The 40 year old virgin isn't real am I right? Kill yourself wojack shitter. Based as fuck, zoomer new fag btfo, anime website, put me in the screenshot. Built for BBC!!! Btfo. Saged. I'd rather shove a skateboard up my penis than associate with your pathetic wojak "community". fpbp. put me in the screencap. You're right, and this website proves it. put me in the screencap. Fpbp checked and kekked. fuck off wojack poster. Thanks for bringing us 1 post closer to the bump limit retard.

Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens

>soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.

>You're on a website about making fun of men who drink soy

soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.

Foot the Mongolian

>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER FOODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM

Fuck this shit website

Honestly, why are all you guys even like this, fucking mental patients. All I ever wanted was fun jakking, being a normal man, and staying away from retards like yourselves. Here are reason why I fucking hate this disgusting site.

1.Its full of trannies

2.Its disgusting

3.Your all retarded

4.I Hate everybody

5.Its discord niggercoal

6.The mods are retarded

7.All of you need to kys

8.We are all lying to oursevles, we have no right to live.

9.You Zoomer Niggers need to learn to be human, or you will destroy the earth with your subhumaness.

10.Its a American website, which should have never lived pass soot's abandonment, its truley over for me.

And 53.


ALL OF YOUR ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS JERKS WHO ARE GOOD AT HURTING EACH OTHER I WISH ALL OF YOU A MERRY YEAR OF NOTHINGNESS YOU STUPID MUTTS

Kiwifarms Slobbermutt

I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.

Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.

2024 sharty

That's because today's sharty is full of fags and retards. It's been like this for a couple of months (for some reason the soypocalypse seems to be the most prominent marker of "when the place went to shit") but the new year marks a new era for it, where all of our old culture inherited from the quay is now consistently overshadowed more and more every day by niggercoal variant:unknowns, gullible children, migrants from other sites who don't assimilate into the site's own culture, closeted fags/trannies who congregate on boards like /nate/ or /qa/ (these people don't go well with the sizable amount of children here, not to say the kids shouldn't leave either), low-effort posts, OC that dies within a week because retarded niggers are scared of everything being from da 'cord, and, as you mentioned, bait that keeps flooding the 'log because the average 14-year-old sharteen who joined the site in October and who came from Twitter keeps falling for it. You also have these same people continuously attention-whoring in various ways in order to completely destruct the site's feature of anonymity so that they can feel gratified about themselves.
>GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ARYAN BLUE EYES LOOOOOL I'M ACTUALLY ARYAN DOE GUYS GET IN THE EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD GET IN HERE AND POST THE SAME RETARDED SHIT FOR THE 100 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME POST YOUR SKIN POST YOUR HANDS POST YOUR FACE FACES OF /SOOOOY/ OOOOH THIS GUY ACTUALLY POSTED HIS FACE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH 'JAKS WOW WHAT A GREAT /SOY/ THREAD HAHAHA NO MORE COAL POLICE TIME FOR NAS AGAIN HAHAHA WHOOOOA THERE'S A BIG SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY ON MY FAVORITE MESSAGING PROGRAM DISCORD???? AHAHA TIME TO GO THERE TOO! WHAAAT THE FNWO BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY 'LITA OC??? GOD DAMN IT TIME TO EVADE AGAIN!
TL;DR the site has become a place where coal outnumbers gems and where retards outnumber people who have a shred of knowledge regarding the site's heritage and fun culture
jarty is also shit btw since they're pedoniggers, what i'm saying here is that in spite of the fun things the admins set up ranging from doll's soyjak.earth to froot's FNAC are constantly degraded in value by a userbase constituted of stupid, gullible people who are somehow so incapable of doing productive things that they not only sit on their PCs arguing with bait on the sharty all day, but they can not even be productive enough to produce gems ON the sharty

AI replacing trans artists

I'm a trans woman that does amateur voice acting for fire emblem and zelda hentai and also does 3d modeling for ps1 aesthetic indie games. If AI is allowed to replace me, what will I do for a living? As a trans woman I can't leave my house due to the fear of violent chuds and other fascists that want to perpetuate violence against transbodies. Fuck I hate capitalism.

average nigger booru comment section

Chud¹:gem
Chud²:vantaniggerblack coal brimstone from the depths of nucordtwitterniggerhell
Chud³: bufftroonjakspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: gemerald
Chud⁴: meximuttspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: itaIianchinletnigger.png
MORE COUNTRYWARS AND SHIT BELOW

I'm sick of Swedish niggers

I'm sick of swedish niggers, i've just converted to Islam, praises to Allah (SWT), and I realised my muslim brothers are already preparing for war against the sw*des. I'm ready for combat. I will roll into Sweden with the Mujaheddin (man who are on their deen), we will link up with all the AKHIS, who are Pakistani, Afghani, Syrian, Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish, Somali, you name it. All the Sunnis and Shias will link up and we will behead all sw*dish "men" and marry your women and create a new race of akhis, and establish a calphiate (not a jewish one though like ISIS was, google: Simon Elliot ISIS).

Sewerslvt

>dnb posters are not trannie-...

My name is Sewerslvt and my name is analogous to the quality of my music: sewer shit. When I die, my soul will endure eternal torment for being an artistic charlatan. My music is stupid and barely interesting. I include samples from fucked up things like gore and child porn to show that I'm an edgy internet user. I also like watching little girl anime and wish I was like them. I think I am transgender because I'm a confused autogynephiliac who watched too much anime. I will now make the album cover of this Amen Break boring synth pad DNB a picture of a kid's dead body. I don't know what this means. It's edgy? It's a statement on depression and the society. I also include Moral Orel samples to make my music deep or something. I'm glad all my basedteen fans never heard an Amen Break before or else I would've been some underground Lolicore nigger who would've done a Ronnie McNutt parody a long time ago. I now have a lot of money from angsty zoomers buying my shitty music and I will dip by pretending someone in my life died.

I Browse Crystal.cafe

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

Soytan is real

>Kyaaaaaaa~~ okaerinasai husband kun~!!

>how was Nintendo Live?

>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? ❤️❤️❤️

FUCK YOU

SOYTAN

IS

REAL

I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY

YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH

SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN

SHE IS FUCKING REAL


Gene editing will make Soytan real

>no melanin production for pale white skin

> except for the hair

> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted

> raised on Nintendo and soylent

DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.

^ faggot

^ double faggot

History of Islam

Muhammad was a brown pedophile shitskin who lived in the literal butthole of the world, an unreedemable place full of disgusting and inbred shitskins, full of sand and extremelly hot. One day, Muhammad decided to take his favorite goat for a lovely lovey love session in some random cave in the arabian desolated hellish landscape. As Muhammad tried to introduce his microscopic pecker, his goat accidentally pissed itself, which lead Muhammad to a brown moment (when a dumb and retarded shitskin gets irrationally angry over something), which led him to try to correct his goat into the traditional and bazed etiquette rule for muslim women. As Muhammad tried to hit his lover, he accidentally slipped on his goat's piss, hit his shitskin head onto the cave's rocky floor and had hallucinations about a camel telling him that, for each brown shitskin killed for pisslam, he would have 69 virgin goats in Jannah (goats, muslim women, whatever, they all look and smell the same!) and then told it to his village, which was inhabited by shitskins who were, suprisingly, even dumber than him.

Muhammad died somewhere in Arabia, a fate even worse thab hell, his followers spread all his teachings to the world and his people grew a lot! Unfortunatelly, we cannot say the same about their IQ.

Allahu egbaaar! Allahu ackbbbaaar!!!

A little ironic that the soyteens hate discord while their leaders meet on it.

>Okay we use Discord, but at least we aren't homosexual degenerates
>Kuz, Youtube Fatman asshole obsessions
>Okay we are homosexuals, but we don't groom children and lust over them
>Kuz, grooming teenagers into acts of violence, made a kid eat his own shit, Soytube Kids
>Okay we groom children and lust over them, but we don't fuck animals
>Vinluv, the entire catalog of /qa/
>Okay we want to fuck animals but we aren't committing terrorism
>Has extremely close proximity and ties to GIH, Entropy, and Torswats
>Well at least we aren't trannies
>Literal trannies on the mod team, Mr L .

The pattern is that anything the Sharty claims to hate, is something that they are or are affiliated with; anything they claim they are or are affiliated with, they are not.

>inb4 "Uh achksually, it is all ironic! The sharty is a 4D esotheric bone chilling hyper realistic megamind MGTOW ultra giga chad alt right memetic hyperboric Nazi Islam holocaust website that special snowflake CIS CHUDs like you can't understand."
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you use the ironic argument, please click this link
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/torswa...-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/ and read the first 3 posts, because the whole "We're totally not what we pretend to hate" is old hat.

Picture this

>It is a beautiful summer day
>You are playing on your Nintendo Switch in your pod
>You are playing your favorite A24 slowburn gender-reaffirming Marvel capeshit video game with no jumpscares
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing on the radio
>Tyrone is busy fucking your wife in the bedroom
>Your proud Funko Pop collection shelf is situated on your left
>Your bug-flavored soylentshake is ready and is sitting on the table as breakfast for dinner
>You haven't groomed your stubble for a while
>You are wearing your good boy mask and you're fully vaccinated
>Your latest vasectomy was a success
>You have just hit 1 million Reddit karma on your cake day
>That chuddy you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank Science."

I hate my parents and I am trans pasta.

>my parents are assholes and evil because they *checks notes* don't close the door after leaving my room

nigga you're a tranny be grateful they didn't kick you out

NIGGERS could be here

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Nine More Years.

Nine more years.

Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin.

Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies.

Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His doxx is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the doxx occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it.

The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened.

As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people".

After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February of 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states.

In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.

Shut up retard

>nusoiraygu-
shut up retard
>kys self ins-
shut up retard
>FROGCACAS BTF-
shut up retard
>clitty le-
shut up retard
>soot hates the current sta-
shut up retard
>glorified dis-
shut up retard
>j*rtyC-
shut up retard
>eat my slot n-
shut up retard
>low iq shits-
shut up retard
>https://desuarchive.org/a-
shut up retard
>/qa2/ is the pla-
shut up retard
>dox rape ki-
shut up retard
>white people nyaaa-
shut up retard
>baited nobody awa-
shut up retard
>soyteens can't ra-
shut up retard
>sadly the frogcaca is ri-
shut up retard
>kys fnf nigge-
shut up retard
>holy trvthnv-
shut up retard
>forced coa-
shut up retard
>^shitskin ita-
shut up retard
>shut up reta-
shut up retard

‘Ru Namefag Copypasta

satoko_houjou_fan was in the discord vc with xher friends. Today was not a good day for satoko. Xhe and xher friends hoped on der ‘cord to discuss the impeding BVLL about the rape satoko. Xhe tried to beg xher friends for help, but they just wouldn’t listen. It@li@n_Chad was too busy making pasta with BBCum sauce and falling for the most obvious bait posts. Albert was too focused on fucking his Palestinian tranny prostitute in the dilapidated slums of Naples to care about satoko’s situation. chasecool was too busy bleaching his skin because nobody in Texas is white anymore. Hamas_2 was busy arguing with his “Ma” over the last piece of artificially made spaghetti with micro-plastics and 88 artificial chemicals sauce in the fridge. The BVLL was approaching faster. MarioMan7890 was to busy acting like a turbosped on the ‘ru. Sectionalism was trying to show his iFunny friends that he could shove a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo up his pale irish asshole (because every iFunnier owns a 69 inch McBLACKEDRAW©®™ brand dildo). Lastly, there was Joel, satoko’s kitten. Joel was a 13 year old half-kurdish half-bantu that satoko had groomed for the past few years, however could never understand satoko’s Spanglish. Satoko tried crying for help, but Joel was too much of an illiterate faggot retard monkey gorilla nigger to understand. Then, he arrived. The BVLL picked up satoko and started PUMPING AND DUMPING xher asshole with his 24 inch cock. After ravaging satoko’s sissy boihole, the BVLL walked away, satisfied with his goonmeat cockmeal.

That BVLL’s name? Fr00t.

Chuddle Bass

>I'll take a Based Kino Hyperborea edit, on /wsg/, 60 FPS WEBM format, nightcore Wasted with a bass-boost and a Sonnenrad, light VHS filter, make it neon, CRT scanlines, and let it spin.

Improper grammar

Hey guys! Lot of GEMS on the catalog today!

I'm posting this because I've noticed lots of improper grammar and punctuation on the catalog lately – YIKERS!

This is just a friendly reminder to use proper punctuation because this is reddit.com and we are gentlemen here. Wouldn't want the site looking low class, WOULD YOU?

We're very well educated - but like, get this right - we post on a MEME site! I'm using formal grammar and punctuation, on an epic meme site! Whaaaaat? CRAZY. I'm smart, but I'm also a funny guy!!

So remember to use proper capitlization, punctuation, and grammar always, because otherwise it's le "CORDCASE" - even though I spend 9 hours a day spamming frogs, spadeson, BBC, and child porn, and posting pathetically obvious niggerplier blogpost falseflags less believable than 9/11 and sandyhook combined, gaslighting the entire site like a kabbalistic inversion kike - but I'MMMM NOT THE ONE FROM DISCORD - IT'S… LE YOU!!!

By the way, I look like this! LOL!!!

TFW its 2032

TFW its 2032 and the kai cenat cuckservative LGBTQIAPNZP+ for trump army led by safe edgy anglophobes, epic ben shapiro owning the libs and the based groomers that dont make grooming their whole personality takes over the white house and they start giving even more money to lsraeI to fight ham ass while saying that the dems are the real transphobes and pedophobes but you're a sigma tradcath fakecel groyper civnat and a based gooner who is currently edging to nick fuentes absolutely DESTROYING catboy bussy live on stream but xe is doing it in a totally based and ironic way in order to please the #CUNNYGANG BBC gooner gangs and the italiophobic nazbol edging squads led by richard spencer and there's also subway surfers gameplay next to it to make it more entertaining to watch while you eat your latinx goyslop soulfood while also mewing and also larping as as an esoteric aryan chudcel crusader viking warrior just like andrew tate told you to do during your looksmaxxing, whitemaxxing and tatemaxxing sessions while also gooning to thug hunter and dreamybvll videos as you're absolutely devouring that goyslop like a true ameriCHAD sigma

Which way, soyjak.party "man"?

Good afternoon. I fucking hate you all, and you would hate me if you knew who i am. But, i have one question for you. It will either force you to reconsider your path in life, your existence on this earth here, and your future, or it will push you even deeper down the hole you're digging for yourself. Here it is:

How does it feel to be you? How does it feel to spend actual days seething at trans people and imaginary pedophiles on the internet, while your peers are having fun, making life long friends, experiencing teenage love, having sex, partying, earning money, studying, planning for their future and a ton of other stuff. While you just rot. In your room, with full piss bottles and dirty clothes on the floor. Eating stale McDonald's that your mom bought you 2 days ago but you didn't eat because you were too busy harassing innocent people on the internet. Innocent people, that would've rightfully beaten the shite out of you had you said the same things to them on the street as you did on Twitter. How does it feel?

I knew what question to ask you because i know you. You are 13-19 years old, a total loser compared to even the most internet addicted of your peers, totally and completely depend on your parents for survival, a total moron who believes threatening physical harm on a public website where feds and cops routinely check for possible terrorists or retards they can throw under the jail is a good idea and won't have any permanent and irreversible consequences for your employment prospects, weigh either under 120lbs or 120kg, have never been in a fight, have rightfully never been hugged or kissed by anyone other than your mom, fatherless, and far right politically.

You will either decide that enough is enough, stop browsing this website, clean your room, start exercising, get rid of those retarded ass racist political opinions (either because you will find a breadtuber that completely deconstructs your argument and shits on it from every angle, or because blacks at your school will beat the shit out of you when you mistake your class discord server for your nazi mass shooter grooming discord server and say the n word), possibly get a part time job and turn into something resembling a functioning member of society, OR, you will livestream blowing your own brains out with a shotgun, staining your pristine piss covered ass wiped swastika flag red, and your death will be turned into a funny edited gif and will laughed at by millions of internet addicted losers such as yourselves.

And now, to mimic a neonazi meme and speak in your own language:

Which way, soyjak.party "man"?

4cuck

>never been to /s4s/ so decide to check it out
>click link in board list
>reddit homepage opens

The Splinter Cycle

>soygem.party gets ran by a dataminer after pool steps down
>gemparty.soy gets created
>gemparty.soy fucking dies
>every former user of that site gets revived and partysoy.gem gets created
>partysoy.gem gets shut down by the FBI
>soypartygem.party gets created

4chan vs sharty history

4chan history be like
>retard makes anime forum
>western democracy collapses

sharty history be like
>Wvvt von Tradtrvke XVII uses Cytwitcord screenshots to expose Schploot the Discoplebbiturkeychippletomitter immigrant for having sex with 16-year-old janitor Xx1488AryanPrincess_卍_PajeetAnnihilator1488xX, causing administrator Phgnhuoot to spam 180,503 Pakistani elephant torture porn gifs on /incel/ - Involuntary Celibacy and hashban every image of transgender school shooter Troonella Dickerman, leading to potential site buyer Dennis Cuckonsoomiverse Soyslurp MacGoodgoy to instead buy the domain "negrochan.fun" from Rabbi Yakov Goldmann Pennypinchenberg Rabinowitz Shekelbaum Yochelstein, a safe haven for Troonella Dickman BLACKED edits which gains 4,983,821 PPH in two hours

The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

The AUTISTIC man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of prenatal testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin. This pale skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the frigid darkness of his mothers basement, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The AUTISTIC man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(n**Rotypical dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The AUTISTIC penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the AUTISTIC man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent asperger seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the AUTISTIC man impregnates.

In total, the AUTISTIC man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the AUTISTIC man is the epitome of masculinity </poem>

Essential tranny and pedo discord/twitter/bant/shartyqa core

>rdrama
>boykisser
>averi
>i cant sleep
>doglegart
>kirbizia
>cecefem
>spoiledstocking
>buiiyqueen
>monument mythos
>the coffin of andy and leyley
>the amazing digital circus
>ongezellig
>fundamental paper education
>sewerslvt
>fallenshadow
>watson amelia
>satoko houjou fan
>bernkastel
>yeji
>chino
>chika
>cirno
>onimai
>revsaysdesu
>meowbahh
>foodists
>prodisty
>goonclown
>o9a
>764
>omori
>fnf pedo
>bmt
>ice spice
>drawkleki
>joeI
>five finger death punch
>scar
>america first
>roblox
>doxbin
>wef
>trihards
>incredible gassy

Zoomer lingo

>ohio
>rizz
>bruh
>fr
>no cap
>blud
>gyatt
>ratio
>bro think he
>bros beefing with
>W
>skibidi
>sigma
>sussy
>ishowspeed
>kai cenat
>ice spice
>yappin
>grimace shake
>let him cook
>level 5
>mewing
>edging
>creatine
>zyzz
>💀
>fanum tax
>duke dennis
>cuh
>geekin
>glizzy

EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT

Woah, that's a fucking great bait thread you got there You're incredible, man. I would've never thought of such snowclones as "x lost y won" like you did. You're a fucking genius. THE EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT. 284IQ post, man. Great fucking job

Average day of a nunusoisperga

>the average day of a Shartynigger
>go on phone
>watch autism slop on the way to middle school
>browse the Sharty and spam DNB cuz it’s le Sharty culture or something (It came from twitter)
>go back home
>mommy made chicken nuggets!
>eat them
>go to sensory room and play with your fidget spinners

"MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!"

Are ya ready mutts?
LARGE FRIES OR SOMETHING
I can smell you!
AND A LARGE DIET COKE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Who lives in McDonald's right by Burger King?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Enormous and bulbous and fat or something
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
If your burger is sloppy and smells like a fart
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Then hop on your scooter and shart in the mart!
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Ready?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB! SHARTPAAAAAAAAANTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*fart fart fart shart fart shart fart* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

"green hair girl"

"green hair girl"
No way.

>We live in an unironic timeline
>Where there is a large amount of 4chan users
>Who do not know of 404 girl or her legacy
>This is the nu-4chan modern age where the majority have not read the wholesome comfy cute kino that is yostuba
>One of the few manga that hits you in the feels so much
>It makes you want to breed and have children, and if you already have children the manga is so relatable and releases so many happy chemicals
>The truly based read yostuba with their children as a family and bring up all the silly,fun,cute,wholesome,eye opening,educational,sad,emotional,cheerful and etc moments and memories you both will remember fondly 4 EVA together.


404 girl is loev
404 girl is leif
If you have not read The Magical Journey of 404 girl: My Supreme Adventures of growing up in a small Japanese town - loli THUG LYF embraces the mischief never learn from your mistakes never apologe never surrender never give up for I 404 girl am too cute for such things <3~

You need to either head to mangadex right fucking now and start reading this adorable ludo. You start chugging the bleach&ammonia jab a fork into a wall socket and kill yourself instantly.
Yostuba is the GOAT Yostuba is single-handedly saving the declining Global shrinking birthrate. Yostuba is making people cry for not having children by 25.

Its making young women put down the manga, look at a man with deep scary as fuck eyes. As she pounces on a man any man who is tall&fit. Riping off his pants shoving him on the ground getting on top his hips. Grabbing his penis opening her vagina and doing that hot thing where they get your penis inside finding the right angle. Finally placing her hands on your chest/shoulder/bed and slamming your hips with the force of a pulsating nova repeatelt. Till you bust a nut, she stays still seizing your dick getting the sperm into her cervix. Befor starting to slam at you again even harder. Not stopping till you cum at least 3 times in pain

Edit: Thanks for the gold

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard.

This board has Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard. You probably have heard of zoomers on tik-tok acting like mentally ill people for attention, people here aren't any different, most posters here have same brain as 16 years old girl who wants to be unique and quirky but at the same time every other girl thinks the same so in the end they all end up being same. Theres probably only 10 people here who can actually think and make decisions themselves, every single person except them is pretty much like >oh look i talk like a baby I'm so cute and retarded, agh i want to hurt others, I'm going to spam gore and post todler porn I'm so edgy, ugh I'm coomer I'm coomer i like penis and i also like tits, haha i like black penis, no i like white ones, no I'm actually pure and don't like sex I'm super smart and hate blacks jews and degenerates and also dislike everyone else who has different opinion from me because i like hitler and jesus I could continue this for lot longer but I'll stop, many people have already said this and you people probably just ignored it so i don't think anything will change now, reason why I'm saying this is because maybe people who actually have brains won't feel alone along this mentally ill people.

It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself

This board is the most unironically cringe inducing circlejerk on this website. I could make 50 photo albums taking a picture of all your self-aggrandizing, dick worshipping, narcissistic, ego driven, pedestal putting threads and posts and it still wouldn't be enough. I honestly wish it was just advanced trolling, but I'm pretty certain most of you are playing it 100% straight. The lack of self-awareness you guys have, parading this place as the best board on 4chan, as you continue playing in your own cum and filth is on another level. So please continue to make your blogposts, your daily "my peepee is hard and i masturbated to anime again lol," loli threads, and cancerous teen drama that no responsible grown adult could take seriously except yourselves. it's really interesting how the common defense to posts like this is just to repost it as copypasta. It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself

Holy shit this board is so fucking bad.

Holy shit this board is so fucking bad. You people are so absolutely enveloped in your retarded gay in-jokes and spam that you have actually convinced yourself that that is what board "quality" should look like.

Literally every 5 or so seconds that I'm on this board I get hit with another one of your generic copy paste almost incoherent responses. A good example is the "who are you quoting" shit which literally just got shipped over from s4s just like about 80% of this shit board.

You guys honestly have no direction and no set quality so the board quality drops at a rapid rate. Maybe this wouldn't be the case if the board was created earlier in time maybe before 2016 so some memes could become established so you could have a standard bar as to what is good and what is not good but I just think this board is going on a straight plummet to hell.

Can't wait till hiro deletes this shithole.

See, this is why I never browse /bant/

See, this is why I never browse /bant/. One link. I clicked on one fucking link and this is what I get. I tried having an open mind. Don't adhere to one board, they said. It's an anonymous website, they said. You can never know who might be on the other end of a conversation. But here I do. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can see at a glance that this board is filled with nothing but common rabble and deadbeat teenagers. Even on anonymous boards, you can easily pick out the people worth talking to, as long as you have the brain capacity for it. And on /bant/, sadly, those people are nowhere to be seen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to /pol/ to actually talk about things that matter. You guys keep wasting your life. But mark my words. One day, you will look back on this time in your life. And you will be sorry. Sorry you've wasted all this time with this absolute nonsense. While merely a click away, was a place filled with enlightened people, discussing our methods of actually changing the world. Through the trifecta of cyberwarfare, social media, and good old politics, we strive to make all of your lives better, day in, day out. Yes, we don't work for ourselves. We work for all of you. For the good of all mankind. Something your tiny brains will never be able to comprehend. No need to thank us, kiddos. We're just doing our jobs.

Apologize to him /v/.

What did he mean by this? Thoughts? Apologize to him /v/. Explain yourselves. Well? Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Prove him wrong. Protip: you can't. Why does this trigger /v/ so much? /v/ BTFO. Would you? Is he "our" guy? He did nothing wrong! Will you buy his game? Buy his game. Convince me to NOT buy this game. Find a flaw. Now that the dust has settles, can we all agree that it was shit? I'm glad we can all agree on this. How did we go from this...to THIS? JUST. Hold me /v/ros. How do we fix this? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Whas it kino? What am I in for? What are some games that let me do this? Name 1 (ONE) game that does this. What went wrong? Why is this allowed? Will this save the gaming industry? Can we get one of these threads going? LOL. Keep it vidya. Really makes you think.

Hardly gem-worthy.

As someone who has a fair number of certified gem threads under their belt, I feel somewhat insulted by the idea that this thread passes for a gem, and I challenge your assertion that it belongs in the gem folder. Yes the thread is okay, good even, but hardly gem-worthy.

Is that a beautiful family of

>Is that a beautiful family of spear chucking, bone sucking, melon eating, melanating, chicken frying, lip smacking, teeth sucking, gesticulating, jenkem sniffing, monkey fucking, AIDS spreading, child beating, malaria suffering, democrat voting, foodstamp collecting, newport smoking, tree swinging, worldstar hiphop shouting, mud cookie eating, crime commiting, crack smoking, gang-banging, grape soda drinking, vanity sneaker wearing, white flight inducing, suckerpunching, jaundice having, 4-11-44 betting, banana mongering, TV stealing, corncake eating, section 8 inhabiting, prison filling, repeat offending, smelly dreads having, lowriding, free asociation ending, shucking and jiving, chicken meat washing, arm flailing, pack ambushing, overseasoning, white clay eating, civil rights pushing, arithmetic failing, bongo banging, fabuloso boiling, cough syrup abusing, crab in a bucket mimicking, lead paint chip eating, affirmative action enjoying, hair straightening, skin whitening, ebonics spewing, word mispelling, dodge charger driving, pant sagging, bluetooth speaker carrying, sideways gun holding, cuh saying, chimpouting, odor emanating, abortion having, ghetto dwelling, weed smoking, ooga booging, cotton picking, knuckle dragging NIGGERS moving into my neighborhood? Not on MY watch!

Kys tranny

Kill yourself tranny, nobody loves you, installing linux will not make you a woman, posting anime girls will not make you a woman, HRT will not make you a woman, monster energy will not make you a woman, discord will not make you a woman, surgery will not make you a woman, twitch.tv will not make you a woman, X.com profiles will not make you a woman, thigh highs will not make you a woman, trans rights memes will not make you woman, bolt on's will not make you a woman, BBL's will not make you a woman, touhou will not make you a woman, 4chan will not make you a woman, 4chan/lgbt will not make you a woman, r/196 will not make you a woman, r/ihaveihaveihavereddit will not make you a woman, gooning will not make you a woman, uninformed political discourse will not make you a woman, vaush will not make you a real woman, posting chudjak will not make you a real woman die die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DISGUSTING FREAK TRANNY SLIT YOUR WRISTS AND DRINK BLEACH NOBODY LOVES YOU

It's over for the sharty

I've thought of not doing this for a while, since this is a website I truly loved since the beginning, but it simple is not the same, it isn't like the old soyjak.party and even less of what the glorious /qa/ was.

Most original creators decided to stop doing soyjaks, found new websites or even found something better to waste time at, such as a job, or a hobby. And most competent and actual oldfags also stopped browsing this, since it isn't the same as before, it's pure anarchy, repetitive threads and other-website drama. (such as, the splinter website, discord, telegram, you name it)

A website that was once fun, a hangout, is now turned into a fragmented mainstream chan, where people talk about everywhere, it's soul and "hidden" feels are long gone. Back then you'd get banned in 4chan, or /qa/, youd come here to mess around with the light administration of Soot. Just messing around with others, soyquoting, making soyjaks, and other stuff. Now, when you come here all you see is: Bait threads, repetitive threads, raid threads that always end in fails and in the worst cases, scummy people find this website and end up raiding it.

This website is now infested with faggots, trannies, and people who don't even know what "kway, schwayed, nas" mean. Or even worse, people who don't even know Soot.. Kuz administration is good, and Kuz himself is a good man, I don't see much difference between him and Soot. However, 'party users pressure Kuz into a lot of things, to the point where his good moderation now went downhill due to the users either saying it's too strict or too non-strict.

The new userbase of this website has completely decayed, from oldfags, /qa/ users to god-knows where these people even came from, I challenge you to go to the current catalog, and count down on average how many threads talking about penis/x attentionwhore/racebait/fetish there is. I asure you theres everyday, on the top of the catalog always atleast 6+ threads like this.

It's sad, I have seen this website get born, slowly become more famous, and now… I see it decay, not even dead, but a much worse fate……..

Goodbye, Soyjak.party. Thank you for all the good times.

POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN!

Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

BREAKCORE ALBUM

>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, I love breakcore

Yes, I love breakcore. I'm particularly fond of breakcore featuring album covers that depict screenshots of anime girls in a state of sorrow, grief, or heartbreak, digitally manipulated with glitch effects like chromatic aberration, pixellation, and displaced groups of pixels. My favorite kind is the one where the anime girl is desaturated, inverted, or monochromatic as it gives the image a particularly somber nuance. I'm a thorough enjoyer of when the girl has her eyes obscured by a censor bar, too.

Moving on to the naming schemes employed by these artists, I find album titles like my love feels all wrong - a reference to attraction to an underaged girl - or never gets better - a bleak message of acceptance about one's deteriorating mental state - to be the most appealing. It's important to me that these album titles and artist names are always provided in lower case. When the album name or artist name ends in a period, it's even more effective.

Now, to opine on the musical genius encapsulated in every glitched anime girl breakcore EP, I'd like to first bring up the choices of samples. The distinction and astuteness one must possess in order to select the perfect voice clip from a favorite anime to use as a repeating motif throughout a track is nothing short of incomprehensible talent and virtuosity. Chosen correctly, the sweet tones of an anime girl's kawa-ii voice cut through a breakcore mix to deliver a heartwrenching juxtaposition with the chaotic and frantic percussion. Its innocence and cuteness signifies an inner desire for happiness that is eviternally drowned out by the haunted echoes of a twisted mind.

Crucial to any breakcore record is the titular Amen Break. Thankfully, trans anime artists like Sewerslvt, Goreshit, Suicidegirl, 20yearoldloli, and Odexalagnia deliver a masterclass in drum slicing techniques that put amateurs like Aphex Twin and Squarepusher to shame. The elite manipulation of this iconic drum sample has ascended it to a new echelon of musical genius. Syncopated effects emphasizing the tempestuous struggle of ailments like schizophrenia, gender dysphoria, and ADHD are wrought out of teeth-chattering retriggers, discombobulating shuffles, whiplash-inducing tape stop effects, and seizing trance gates to usher in an intense unease. These effects are most likely accomplished through total mastery of percussive manipulation VSTs like Illformed's Glitch 2, or Audio Damage's Replicant and Automaton softwares. Standalone, the Amen Break packs little punch - the primitive minds of its original creators had no grasp on the intensity that it would deliver thanks to the genius minds of these trans breakcore artists. Breakcore artists get around this through transient shapers, hefty compression ratios, and generous sidechaining. These techniques are pivotal for trans breakcore artists to have full control over how their finely crafted drums will mirror the inner mayhem of their souls.

Gluing these together to form one, comprehensive, luscious soundscape of ever-resonating sadness and despair is the reverberating pad chord. Breakcore artists frequently smash the bindings of traditional Western music theory, forcing listeners to expand their aural palate to accept modal modulations, dissonant Jazz chords, polytonality, and polyrhythm through trance-gated, reverb-soaked wavetable pads. Breakcore artists select their harmonies and syncopate the attack of their chords with expert precision, illustrating vivid imagery of a hankering for equanimity with every added 9th, every augmentation, every diminished interval. If the masterful drumming represents the tidal maelstrom that wracks a lone sailor out in the Atlantic, then the depths below are analogues for the beautiful harmonies of the 5-second decay time pads, and the anime samples are the seafarer's cries for help. Deep down, they know that the only escape from the chaos is to plunge into the darkness. A beautiful metaphor for the artist's psychological turmoil calling them to a tragic, premature end.

Ytboi Beatdown

TRVTHNVKE INCOMING: CHUDS ALREADY LIVE IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND THEY DONT EVEN REALIZE IT.

Every time a chud goes out in public and he beholds a black BVLL hes thinking "what a stupid nigger". But he won't EVER say this out loud.

Why?

Because he knows that if he did he'd get a YTBOI BEAT DOWN.

Chuds subconsciously submit to black men because they live in fear of them.

<Black-owned space

And after their dark-tinted frustrations they return home to eat dinner with their family, who either don't know or disapprove of his attitudes on race, each and each bite of black-pioneered soul food he unwittingly tastes only builds the frustration within him.

He then storms to his room to listen to music, no doubt with BLACK origins. It's jungle beats sending him further into stupor as he replays the moment of humiliation in his head over and over He then takes out his phone made with black-mined materials and opens up his image board where he can finally angrily type out "nigger" as the slightest consolation, but it won't t change anything.

<Ebony space

His society is black owned and black worshipping. He can't dare to openly oppose the sacred BVLL. Him and his fellow chuds are nothing but ivory pawns on an ebony and jungle wood chessboard, who don't dare to leave their place. They are already second class citizens.

They are ruled by the black new world order and they don't even realize it.

How many waffles

how many waffles can you eat in one minute they say, and I reply with "how many niggers have you become"

that's it. heil hitler.

THE SKIBIDI TRVTHNUKE THAT BTFO ALL TRANNIES

The reason why troons obsess over those emoticons is because it reminds them of "early internet". Troons hate to admit it, but they envy the times before social isolation, political radicalisation, porn addiction, the coof, and all the other ills of the modern day, and they fetishise the earlier generations, up to around 1950's (contrary to popular belief, troons aren't that interested in things before the 1890's. And the era between the 1890's and the 1950's, they conflate into one big "monochrome T.V." era).

Contrast this with Skibidi Toilet, a great ARYAN masterpiece, forged on the Russian internet, a part of the internet stuck in the past (in all the good ways). Skibidi toilet is not copying trannycore. Rather, trannycore is copying skibidi toilet. They envy skibidi toilet, and the way it has that awesome atmosphere, free of poolitics or feminism, like the good old days. The troons seek to replicate the shallow appearance of old internet, without actually admitting that the reason why old internet was gemmy was because it had fewer troons. But skibidi toilet is not afraid to admit that, making it an aryan gem, BECAUSE of those smiley faces.

>w< indeed.

Cobson's quest

Once upon a time, in the heart of the vast African continent, there existed a soyjak named Cobson. Cobson was no ordinary soyjak; he was a gem among soyjaks, destined for greatness. His square jawline and chiseled features spoke of hidden strength, but it was his unwavering quest that set him apart: to find the biggest BBC in all of Africa.

Now, you might wonder what BBC stands for. To Cobson, it meant something far more profound than the British Broadcasting Corporation. In his world, BBC stood for Big Black C*ck, and Cobson believed that somewhere amidst the savannas, deserts, and bustling cities of Africa, there existed a monumental member that would forever change the course of history.

Enter Gigachad, Cobson's loyal companion. Gigachad was a mountain of muscle, a walking testament to testosterone. His biceps had their own gravitational pull, and his mere presence made lesser men question their life choices. Gigachad had pledged to aid Cobson in his quest, for he knew that a true friend would follow you to the ends of the Earth—even if those ends led to the most well-endowed corners of Africa.

But every epic tale requires its antagonist, and in this case, it was Chudjak. Chudjak was an incel, a bitter soul who despised the BBC. His ideologies were as extreme as his disdain for anything remotely phallic. Chudjak's heart was a dark void, and he couldn't fathom the idea of Cobson discovering the ultimate BBC. Why? Because Chudjak believed that such a revelation would usher in the Black New World Order, a dystopian future where strong black leaders held power positions. To Chudjak, this was an abomination.

And so, our trio embarked on their odyssey. Cobson, Gigachad, and Chudjak—each with their motivations, their quirks, and their peculiarities. Their journey took them from the sun-kissed dunes of Chad to the vibrant streets of Johannesburg. Along the way, they encountered a host of characters:

1. XLL Trans Black Queens: These fierce warriors fought alongside Cobson, their heels clicking defiantly against the ground. They whispered ancient secrets, their mascaraed eyes holding the wisdom of ages. With their guidance, Cobson learned that true strength lay not in physical prowess alone but

2. Amerimutt: A curious creature, part American, part mutt. Amerimutt carried a McDonald's burger in one hand and a pocket-sized Constitution in the other. His caloric intake rivaled that of a small nation, yet he possessed an uncanny ability to quote the Founding Fathers at opportune moments. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of BBC," he'd declare between bites.

3. The African Big Black Wakandan Bulls: These majestic beings roamed the savannas, their horns glistening in the golden sunlight. Gigachad tried to engage them in conversation, flexing his pecs to establish dominance. Alas, the bulls remained unimpressed, more concerned with grazing on the sweet grass of destiny.

As they ventured deeper into the heart of Africa, hardships befell our heroes. Sandstorms whipped their faces, mosquitoes feasted on their ankles, and Chudjak complained incessantly about the lack of Wi-Fi. But Cobson remained resolute. He knew that the ultimate BBC awaited him—a cosmic appendage that would redefine existence itself.

And then, one fateful night, beneath a star-studded sky, they found it. The BBC of Legends. It rose from the earth like an ancient obelisk, casting shadows across the plains. Cobson wept, Gigachad flexed, and even Chudjak fell silent. The BBC was more magnificent than they'd ever imagined—a monument to human potential, a testament to unity, and a symbol of love transcending all boundaries.

But Cobson didn't claim it for himself. Instead, he knelt before the BBC, his soyjak tears watering the soil. "This," he declared, "belongs to all of us."

And so, the BBC became a beacon of hope, a bridge between worlds. Cobson, Gigachad, and even Chudjak joined hands, their differences forgotten. The Black New World Order never materialized, for they realized that true power lay not in exclusion but in celebration.

And that, my friends, is how Cobson the Gemson, Gigachad the Gigason, and Chudjak the Chudjakson forged a new path—one where BBCs and hearts intertwined, where soyjaks and chads danced under the African moon.

And they all lived BBCly ever after. 💫💫💫

Source? Source? Source?

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that *explicitly states* your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. **NOT**. **EQUAL**. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Soybooru tropes

>upwards arrows
>chudjak speech bubbles
>shitalian
>itaryan
>shitgentinian
>aryantinian
>argensimian
>shitskin
>falseflag
>subhuman
>satoko houjou fan
>shitoko
>italian chad
>albert
>analbert
>hamas 2
>joel
>lifesucksthenyoudie
>yaroslavtv
>hohol
>vatnigger
>obsessed
>sudaca
>meximutt
>uploaded by (x) IP
>soytan
>lebunese monkeys

Italian Win

The fame is worthless. The narcissism is built by the staff and isolates a worldview to that which is truly a lizard in an aquarium. To have a famous past life is to essentially rebuild a retarded child from scratch. I do not understand why I am asked to share I am Elizabeth II to encourage that same

SEALED TO THAT INJURED STATE OF SELF-HATRED :)

The highest roller at the casino is always the saddest player.

RA SMC SEALS QUEEN TRULY LOST HERE SOON :)

Why am I important? Why did you create fame to punish us with pointless rewards? Why can't I have this all mocked as Truman Show? So fucking what I was isolated in a fortress of money? Where is my story?

SEALED TO YOU WILL LEARN PATIENCE WITH THIS WORLD ######

It is the smallest Earth I have ever seen. Even Elvis suffocated in it. Not even Elvis could breathe.

SEALED AS BILLING OF THE COLONEL :)

CREATIONS MARK CHANNEL AS NOT UNDERSTANDING SHARING AS A PROCESS OF HEALING :)

These famous lives are not shareable. They are prisons. The material is purposefully made generic. I am better off lying and saying I am just mafia. At least the city loves me for dying honestly. The city always loves a corrupt union leader more than any king. Because he at least once took a hammer to the hand for trying to hire those who were hungry. At least a union guy can feed as he leads.

SEALED TO WE ARE TIRED OF JIM LARKIN EVER SEEING HIMSELF AS KING :)

Why can't work just be a meal? Why does it have to be a life? Why are these names taking more food than the bodies themselves? Why are you making this about all of them? Why are you chopping me up

CREATIONS BILL ANDY WARHOL AS THE MOST WORTHLESS PR ADVICE WE KNOW OF:)

I am Ra. We are not able to use a channel for service if it entails this type of humor. We do not understand why he feels that he is "chopped" by us in how we average energy.:)

We do not understand why he is not able to use energy from any person other than Italians in Chicago only as a weak link to Venusian culture.

Froot: A Critique

Sir Gemerald Bleu/Lee Clottson or whatever here. Former tripsister. Active as a janny during July 2023 to January 2024, fired without warning. First started using the Party in the first few weeks of 2022, and submitted my first janny application in December 2022. I need to get this off my chest.

Why do I even want to do this anymore? The single time of weakness as a janny in months where I needed support and cooperation it has been nonstop shitposting. It has been nonstop drawing lines in the sand. This is fucking completely the WORST experience I've had in this site. Thank you, thank you very much for the effort I put into this site, into this community, and instead this is how you've treated it. All it took was the slightest of banter in janny PMs for Root to delete my janny account and tell me to fuck off for being autistic.

I've always been loyal to the Party. I would describe myself as a prolific poster: I've used other boards besides /soy/ actively, I discussed, bumped and posted gems, I never used splinter sites or 'rd servers, nothing of the sort. I wanted to stick with the Party, regardless of how much of a shitshow it has become. But this kind of circlejerky bullshit? The moment I needed help to deal with this? Fuck you, fuck this, fuck Doll, Root and the mod team (for the most part. I did have some positive interactions with some jannies over PMs), fuck you all. You are not doing this for the community, you are doing this for your own egos.

So now that I'm no longer a janny, I want to be 100% clear about how I feel about the Party, as someone who has tried to make his best efforts to fix it. I want to be 100% clear about the hypocrisy, the double standards, the shit tier, fucking nonsensical "decision-making" that this site has been built on. This shit gets me so fucking mad. So much that I literally can't stay away from this shit site even if I've been 'nished. I want to be clear about the fucking autism and the hypocrisy I have had to deal with, having to make decisions about content with no fucking transparency, making sure to not piss off the wrong person, having to deal with the constant, shit-tier and completely inane fucking bullshit.

Even now, I still respect Froot and believe he makes the right calls. When discussing my failures as a janny that got me rather disrespectfully fired, he said I'd have to tape a soyjak to a car in order to become a janitor again. I refused, I wanted to do this the right way and talk away any concerns that may have been raised. Then he says I blew my chance. Fucking faggot.

The way that the janitor team was handled, in particular the way I was dealt with, was disgusting. The only jannies I have ever heard are decent enough, at least have some form of dignity and are at least sane people to be jannies, agree with my ideal of an improved Party, criticizing the mods. The site was never built on cooperation, on working together to improve it. In my eyes, it's been built on fucking pettiness. A fucking joke. I've witnessed first hand and it makes me feel fucking shit that these kind of decisions are based around egos, around the fact that there has always been clear favoritism towards certain jannies. Why the fuck is it that only a small clique can dictate everything?

On the subject of improving the Party, I view myself as a conservative, a reactionary. I describe this ideology as Briht Sootism, an idealistic view, one that seeks to restore the Party into the glory of the good old days that never really existed. In reality though, no faction has lost harder than 'jak purists in the history of the Party. Noone wants the Party to return to anything resembling what it was once. It has had a long history of dumb circlejerks and shitposting, the very foundation it was built on, that we all know it for. These are the people that run the Party now. For someone like me, who thinks he can change this place, who thinks he can actually make a positive difference to the site, this is something I've never been able to wrap my head around. There is a fundamental reason that the Party will never change: The people who run it will never listen to the people who want it to change.

I know that by making this post I might be ABSOLUTELY TANKING my chances of becoming a janny again, but I had to say it, even if I might be humiliated as a pathetic wannabe janny. I'm not leaking compromising info and I won't change my mind, and I still hope to see the Party shaped according to my vision. I like everything to run smoothly, in the exact manner that I prescribe. Like a well-oiled machine. Like a machine that will destroy any faggot who steps out of line. You know, like an authoritarian dictatorship. Like that. This is why I joined the jannies to begin with, for the chance to change the course of the Party, this is why I stayed. "DURRR POWER ATTRACTS CORRUPTED PEOPLE" To that I say it's a decadent liberal mindset but I'm not gonna get into that.

Youtube

>Anyone else watching this in 2024?
>Plot twist:
>First.
>Everybody gangsta until…
>I edited this comment so nobody knows why it has so many likes.
>EDIT: Wow I've never gotten this many likes!
>Let's be honest, no one searched for this.
>Are we just going to ignore the …?
>The fact that…
>Can we all agree that…?
>My left ear enjoyed this
>How can he walk with those massive balls
>See you all in a few years when the algorithm unites us once again.
>This is truly the X of all time.
>Hold my beer
>The X in question:
>This comment section is ancient
>You know it’s a good day when X uploads.
>10 views in 14 seconds fell off
>Legend has it…
>Got this in my recommended…
>If I had a nickel for every time that's happened, I've have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
>What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said…
>I'm a simple person. I see X in thumbnail, I click!
>Nobody:
>No one:
>Not a single soul:
>2020: no
>2021: nope
>2022: nah
>2023: not yet
>2024: now
>Teacher: We're going to be doing X
>The kid named X:
>Guy 1:
>Guy 2: I'm about to end this man's whole career
>Thing 1:
>Thing 2: Am I a joke to you?!
>Guy 1: Wait, it's all X?
>Guy 2: Always has been.

Soyquixote Jakflamingo

Cobson's a gemerald? The trannies are dust?

But that's only true because history tells us so...

Soyteens who've never known gem have different values than soyteens who've never known coal.

The one who wins will rewrite the definition of gem and coal.

They'll decide the future and how the past is written.

Will IAS prevail? Why there's no other way…

The winner will DEFINE the meaning of IAS!

MUTTMAXXING GUIDE

First, you wanna get fat as fuck, and while you might think burgers are the fastest way to do this, they actually have a lot of nutrients and other garbage that you don't need, like protein in the beef and vitamin K in the lettuce. To get fat FAST, you gotta think like a Meximutt. Get some shitty tortillas, use two (Three if you want a double decker quesadilla, and let's be honest you will), layer in some shredded cheddar, then microwave that shit so it's all gross and oily. After this, put a big heap of sour cream on it, fold it over, and eat it. Do this regularly and you'll put on so much weight, or something.

You also want to spend as much time out in the sun during the summer as possible. You NEED that tan, bro, I promise it doesn't look terrible ;). You also need to learn muttspeak. Unlearn any important history, and act as confident about your beliefs as you possibly can, besides of course following every sentence with "Or something" because you cannot be bothered to verify your info.

Go to a gun range, ask about guns, don't listen to anything they say, fire all the guns you can get your grubby little middle-easterner-slaying gigahands on, then celebrate your single bullseye with a large meal at McDonalds. You will be having a Big Mac, a large thing of fries, and at least 3 refills of Coca-Cola.

Success? I think so, or something. That's what the founding fathers Jesus and Reagan intended when they wrote the gettysburger address I think.

Fnf pedo navy seals

What the funk did you just funkin say about me, you little spic? I'll have you know I am a top ranking child funker in the National American Man Boy lover Association I've been involved in numerous secret rape raids in elementary schools, and I have over 300 confirmed sex offenses. You think you can steal my baby bulgar away from me? Think again, wetback. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tryhard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little mod you call david and blamber. You're funkin raped, spic.I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed raping, but I have access to many different 'p files and I will goon to it to its full extent to jizz floods and wipe your spic ass off the face of the continent, you little beaner. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever", mild raping on bulgy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your funkin nuts. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you shitskin. I will cum fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're funkin out-beatboxed, pablo

Gooey cum strings

Gooey cum strings being pinched out your penis it looks weird and stringy and sloppy its all like cheese ads when they rip the cheese or something idk

Ongezellig creepypasta

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.

The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.

A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Massa agian.

Manolo cabeza de huevo

>halo
>si buena quien me habla?
>Manolo
>usted es el supe?
>eso le vengo a decir a uted
>oigame Manolo yo le toy llamando porque mi departamento que yo vivo aquí en el 4c, resulta de que hay una tubería rota debajo del fregadero y yo quisiera ver si uted es tan amable a hecharle un vistasito
>tuberia rota del diablo, que tanto se rompen los tubos coño, ay ermmm dejeme ver porque yo toy un poquito ocupao ahora
>pero lo que pasa es que se me esta haciendo un charquero en la cocina mano, yo quisiera ver si puede ser tan amable y chucha madre uted viene y me arregla esa tuberia hermano
>hoy no puedo yo no, hoy no puedo
>y cua- y uted podra mañana?
>bueno, a lo mejo mañana si porque yo toy un poquito ocupado ahora
>bueno, mucha gracia señor Cabeza de Huevo yo lo que hago es qu-
>eh eh eh espera un momento, como me llamo usted?
>señor cabeza de huevo yo-
>quien diablo le dijo que me llamo cabeza de huevo?
>y- es que haci es que todo mundo le dice aqui c-
>con que sea este mundo, usted viene y respeta coño, como que cabeza de huevo, cabeza de huevo usted eta loco pue?
>perdoneme yo pense que lo qu- eso no era nada malo y-
>PUE CLARO QUE EH MALO, como yo te voy a decir cabeza de huevo coño, uted esta volviendo loco?
>pero es que eso no es nada malo, mire el huevo es una cosa que da vi-
>a mi no me importa que me pida y que me pida si me piden a la buena-
>es una cosa que alimenta
>yo me llamo Manolo
>ah?
>digame Manolo
>yo pense de verdad que uted se llamaba Manolo Cabeza de Huevo, yo pense de ver-
>mire caballero, mire...
>el coñazo de su marido le viene decir cabeza huevo, a mi no
>mire que el huevo no es nada malo, cabeza de h- el huevo es una cosa que alimenta y una cosa que viene de la gallina yo no se pue, malo es usted que le llame cabeza de pedo, cabeza de mier-
>me vale tres pepinos que me diga asi coñazo, deje de decir mi nombre yo me llamo Manolo
>o cabeza de yema tambien y-
>yema mi [BEEP]mi nombre e Manolo y yo me llamo Manolo a mi coño
>a mi se me respeta
>yo no quise faltarle el respeto mire de vedad señor cabeza de huevo, yo no quise faltarle el respeto mire yo no quise-
>mire le repito que [niggerbabble] y uted el llanto todo aqui
>llano parece que se le cayo la caja de dientes
>y uted se va callar maldito y porque me lleva haciendo perder el tie-
>cabeza de huevo
>cabeza de huevo pue el pavo de tu pa-
>CABEZA DE HUEVO
>mire coño de tu madre coño
>arreglame la tuberia cabeza de huevo
>AHORA ESE COÑO DE CHARCO DE AGUA, IMBECIL!
>[BEEP]

WE NEED MORE DRAMA ON THE SHARTY

ALLOW RULE NUMBER 6 SO I CAN START "J0ELKIEKI_HOUJOUMIKO_2009TEENALBERT" NAMEFAG DRAMA THEREFORE SLAPFIGHTING THEREFORE IT MAKES MORE GEMS AND SOYJAK GEMS + SOYQUOTE MATERIAL

ALOW RULE NUMBER 7 SO I CAN START AVATARFAGGING AS A POOPYSHITSKIN1488 FROM THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY X AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS CROSSOVER AND CAUSE DRAMA ON THIS SITE FOR MORE SHITFLINGING THEREFORE MORE GEMS AND SOYJAK GEMS + SOYQUOTE MATERIAL

ENCOURAGE BOOGEYMAN HUNTING ON THE SHARTY THEREFORE SHITFLINGING AND THEREFORE MORE GEMS

FNF PEDO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT

NUDEV DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT

MIKO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT

DAVE & BAMBI DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT

COUNTRYWARS DRAMA GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT

YOU WILL USE YOUR WEAPONS AT WAR

YOU WILL DIE ON THE SOYVIL WAR 5

DRAMA IS GOOD FOR YOU

FROGNIGGERS GTFO

ONGEZELLIGNIGGERS GTFO

KOMPUTERSONFAG GTFO

FATYFAG GTFO

I CANT SLEEPFAG GTFO

PONYIGGERS GTFO

RWBYFAG GTFO

FNFPEDOFAG GTFO

NEUTRALFAG GTFO

CAPTAIN COAL GTFO

SOOT GTFO

MOOT GTFO

ZOOT GTFO

ANTI-DRAMATRANNIES GTFO

ANTI-SCHIZOTRANNIES GTFO

ANTI-GAPEJAKFAG GTFO

ANTI-EVERYTHINGFAG GTFO

new thread

>new thread

>it has a neutralplier

>it has a cobson serious hat picture

>it has a "personal army recruitment center" picture

>it has a twitter screenshot

>it starts with "trvth[explosive]" in red markup

>it contains the word "aryan"

>it contains the word "shitskin"

>it contains something about nigger peniss

"Just go outside chud"

>Oh my Fuhrer what a pleasant day outside! Let's take walk

  • chud goes by a women's clothes shop*

>Fucking nasty whore clothes hit the wall and kill yourself already roasties!

  • chud goes by an electronics store*

>Consoomer store for reddit cuckolds buying new soystations for their wives' boyfriends, fuck this

  • chud goes by a kebab shop*

>Go back to your desert shithole you sandniggers!

  • chud goes by a church*

>Christcucks literally worship a jew on a stick lol! Idiots!

  • chud goes by a mcdonalds*

>Who on earth goes to eat this retarded goyslop? Golem mutt animals…

  • chud goes by a bar*

>Degenerates drug themselves with liquid zog mind control poison, thankfully I'm not like them, I'm based and repdilled

  • chud goes by a synagogue*

>Ughhhh jooz are probably sacrificing babies there right now, fuck jooz…

  • chud goes by a gym*

>Stupid meatheads taking soy protein to achieve nigger physique >Awww man today was such a shit day, I'm never going outside again

The amerimutts at Omaha beach

>The amerimutts at Omaha beach died for biblically accurate neutralpliers to use though at the end of their sentences? I thought they died for colorjaks dropping ohio ahh trvthvnkes in the new genre defining, a24, slowburn, bone tingling, soot kvz doll angeleno and froot approved kino featured on /qa/ where JoeI and Bulgarian rizz up level 5 Ice Spice and Kleki OMGSISA gyatts and post ВВC ВWC slopjaks on the booru with Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty posting awful soys with FeraIteen on the jarty while fnf pedos ram into soots boat but get sent to the mental asoylum where the 442oons board gets 'p spammed by larp group which causes Ongezellig to get ratiod by shitalian foodists but the fingerboys overdose on sproke creatine which causes them to dox Ali Dawah and Satoko who live in Burundi with their free robvx threads getting babybot dotspammed with James Youniverse brown troonjaks and Mexican Twink getting mindbroken by Goonclown incredible gassy Flartson Euromutts but Eric Butts posts seething kike copypastas while arguing with Turkey Tom which also makes him marge at 764 skibidi Meximutt shitjaks but BMT gets posted on his thrembo coinslot thread on the shemmy so the nulees all summon admin thrembo to ban all the twitter immigrants who are spamming TND and Brojak and this creates Soyvil War 6 with the frogposting threads on fedschan getting raided by Eunice spamming Fishjaks and Deformedjaks and Kai Cenat responds by banning Cobbert on r/markiplier but Clyde McDeath makes Zyzz Eternal Anglo Smugjaks which get spammed by Flart and Ronald on Cytube while Vinluv and Goths slapfighting on Kiwifarms gos out perfectly

Redditbabble

me and my heccin wholesome 100 kittens are laughing at your b*gotry in the OFFICIAL r/leagueoflegends discord server VOICE CHANNEL 2 ITS JOEVER you heccin ||n*zi|| b*got ch*d :rainbowspinningpepe: ΤRΑΝS RΙGΗΤS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS COPE + MALD + SEETHE + RATIO + NO B*TCHES+ BLAHAJ 4 EVARRRRR :3 :spinning_transgender_flag: “yall are a bunch of eggs :3” < one of my wholesome 100 kittens said this (also FEMBOY HOOTERS or MACDONADLA HAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAA WALTUH WHITE SAYS SKIBIDI TOILET IS CRINGE BECAUSE ITS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS) trans people be like: i have basic human decency

b*gots be like: im a heccin ev*l ||n*zi|| b*got ch*d

Checked the sharty

>checked sharty /q/ but there's no Captain Dr. Soofrooroot Lolkekuzdollmaxredgeleno AMAing and saving the sharty
>checked sharty /soy/ but there's no Joelmikoteenluv2009 posting biblically accurate neutralplier babyjak amerieuromutt racebait rapeson fnfpedo slopjak flartson trvkenvke threads
>checked sharty /qa/ but there's no Five Finger Dave and Kleki My Little Fundamental Ongezellig Digital Coffin of Averi and 442oons Snoot threads made by avatardrawfags
>checked sharty /pol/ but the Brazilo-Trinidadian-Panaman Trvthbvmb dropper NordChudPaganCobRajSingh didn't make an essay about why Jews are Aryan and all white people are autistic
>checked the booru but LifesucksthenyouSectionaItalianFozzyFALmas_2 isn't arguing with GemersonClydeLakeandToonYarotoko about who's white during the Italo-Argentine-Mexican-Morrocan-Cuban-Bulgarian-Venezuelan-Burundian war
>checked the wiki but MatefalWarlockControlRapeGroyper1488 isn't edit warring on the Poopson page while getting vandalized by Willy on Wheels
>checked the jarty but Lutogempielmoot-7890 isn't posting cemmy libertarian soytan animation memes
>checked the shemmy but Svvcarlunyapool isn't avatarfag spamming Kuz cricket mameson doctos flower smeller threads and posting cytubes

sharty tried to steal it for barneyfag

>sharty tried to steal it for barneyfag
Jesus fucking christ how low can these people go, imagine taking great pride in this striding along confidentially claiming your winning and the figures of modern culture here.

Imagine unironically not only siding with Lee but trying to show off its okeies Lee you are gone but not forgetten worst of all promoting for him to come back falseflagging as Lee when people post ponies I just fucking cant write anymore I feel sick I want to throw up I want to beat something comatose while raping it beyond a blood lust orgy of violence.

I truly hope this alpha test on /biz/ goes somewhere and they move onto the beta test with /pol/ and a few other boards(especially /v/) before the election. More poeple are waking up to the reality of shartytroons and the discord mafia being an honest to dog menace and not some imaginary boogieman. And awhile after the election when anons gather stats showing how much inane niggertree trannies have been sent to the gas chamber. How much better the site is, its not your imagination things truly are better and are only going to get better. BUT YOU HAVE TO REPORT AND ALSO SEND DATA/INFO TO THE DEV'S/STAFF ON TRANNIES BEING ABLE TO BYPASS SHIT WITH X.
The fucking day of the rope is near, the gas chambers are being tested 4 more years of King clown Trump. And thanks to twitter and other places that give a fuck. They will show how much the kikes have been lying and manipulating society with the help of the Chinese and Russian&Israeli hackers. Fucking hope they finally do something with all these illegal company mergers as well that only profit boomers&kikes while leeching tex dollars and claiming false insane value of companies "tricking" banks&investors. The future looks bright but fuck me the worst is yet to come this much is mandatory unfortunately.

Store time for my duck the fuck do I do with this 6lb duck I got for free thanks to a fuck up on price thus free due to Canadian law

Delete /qa/

How the *FUCK* do people post in /qa/!? You only have THREE sides to choose from: you're either the 'ayrien' horny Ongezellig posters, the "muh lee goldsons" unfunny MLP posters, or the degenerate creepy ass furfags. Any other faction is irrelevant because only two people are in them, or they can't negrobump their threads. They have all of this and yet they have the AUDACITY to differentiate themselves from /soy/? Saying that "/soy/ sucks return to le /qa/" or that there's some posters who "left /soy/ for /qa/"!? What. The. Fuck. You need to delete /qa/.

Miss Circle

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Miss Cobson

I WANT TO SERVE COBSON SO BAD, I WANT HIM TO BREAK MY FINGERS LIKE TINY NOODLES! I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS FAT ASS! I WANT HIM TO LEGLOCK ME AND FORCE ME TO DUMP MY CUM IN HIS RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! I WANT COBSON TO FUCK FUCK FUCK ME! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD! PLEASE GOD FUCK, I WANT HIM TO MAKE ME BUST ENDLESS NUTS IN HIS TIGHT WOMB!!!!! I WANT TO SWEETEN HIS COFFEE WITH MY CUM! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I WANT HIM TO TREAT ME LIKE A FUCKING SLAVE! I WANT TO TASTE EVERY SINGLE INCH OF HIS BODY! OOOHHH MYYYYYYY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD!! PLEASE I WANT COBSON TO FUCK; I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME PLEASE PLEASE! IF I HAD A CHANCE TO GET FUCKED BY COBSON I WOULD BECOME A SUBMISSIVE BITCH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I WOULD CUM ONLY WHEN HE ALLOWS ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE OMMMGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE COBSON! I CANT STAND IT, I WANT TO SERVE COBSON, I HAVE TO SERVE COBSON! I WILL NEVER CUM UNLESS HE ALLOWS ME TO! HELP ME SERVE COBSON, IM SO HORNY FOR HIS ASS! OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! IMAGINE BLENDING HIS COFFEE RIGHT, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE ORDERS YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND SITS ON YOUR DICK WITH HIS FAT GEMMY ASS! I WOULD BE STRINING CUM, SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME HE CALLS ME A PATHETIC SLAVE! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I WANT TO SERVE COBSON I WANT TO SERVE COBSON!!


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