The asoylum was a mental health institution. It employed several renowned medical professionals. It was the site of the great insurrection of 2020, in which Dr. Soyberg was killed.
Location and facilities[edit | edit source]
The location of the asylum is unknown. In its appearance in the Impjak Adventure comic, it's located in Petrified Forest National Park, where it's hidden safely underground. In the comic, the asylum is known to house patient wards, offices, a medical wing, laboratories, sewers and an administrative centre. In addition to holding the seat of the Head Doctor, the administrative centre also houses videolink equipment for off-site communication.
The 2020 insurrection[edit | edit source]
In october 2020, a great insurrection broke out among the asylum inmates. The incident has also been referred to as "the schizo rampage", "the asylum uprising" and "The Power Blackouts of 2020". Recent studies suggest that this meltdown was set into motion when a "snekposter" began mocking another poster's Schizophrenia on a /qa/ Thread. Sadly, none of the threads in which the events unfolded have been archived, but there are a few index/catalog snapshots that allow us to create a basic picture of the incident:
2020-10-14 - Reports of inmates rampaging. Dr. Soyberg reported dead.
2020-10-25 - After an ensuing power struggle between Dr. Gigachad and Dr. Soystein, Dr. Gigachad is appointed as the Head Psychiatrist.
2020-10-27 - Amidst continuing violence, Dr. Soystein is seen killing the inmate who killed Dr. Soyberg.
2020-11-15 - With the riots still uncontained, martial law is declared, and the military is sent in to restore order and to ████ ██████, accounting for most casualties.
Staff[edit | edit source]
The following people are known to have worked in the asylum:
- Dr. Gigachad
- Dr. Soyowad (later became a patient and escapee)
- Dr. Soyberg (formerly, was killed on duty)
- Dr. Soyer
- Dr. Sprokeberg (allegedly; better known as independent ear surgeon and Sproke promoter)
- Dr. Soyowicz (later became a patient)
- Dr. Soyswedeson
- Dr. Soystein
- Swolesome Soyjak (orderly)
- Soy Cashier Trio (patient orderlies, later escaped)
- Dr. Soyinivovich
Patients[edit | edit source]
List of some notable patients from the asylum:
|029||Billowing Soylent Monster||Extremely Violent And Sentient, Contagious Disease Spreader|
|0999||Doctor. Phd Jacob Jordan Soyowad||9999999999%|
|1913||Hacker Soy||Physically low, but may be able to cause damage to computer infrastructure.|
|4221||Hades||Somewhat Threatening, Easily Contained|
|1987||Markiplier Soyjak||Extremely Low|
|11246||Soy Posting Schizo||Dangerous When Alone|
|096||???||Dangerous But Not Sentient|
|106||The Soyman||Dangerous But Slow|
|1020||The Wall of Soy||Critical|
|96647-CC-OR-7||Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, and Richard "Dick" Baker||Low (High If Provoked)|
|2985||???||Weak, Easily Contained|
|616 (Patient)||Melt||Dangerous But Slow|
Peer-reviewed citations[edit | edit source]
|300 (Patient)||???||Ϫ level|
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