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“First, we’ve got population. The world today has 6.8 billion people. That’s headed up to about nine billion. Now, if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we could lower that by, perhaps, 10 or 15 percent” - Bill Gates probably

Microsoft is a company founded by stupidly rich jews with the purpose of intelligence gathering and making as much profit as possible with the help of the US goverment. The comapny is well known for its hardware and software like the Windows operating systems, phones and laptops!

History

The company is founded in April 4, 1975, Albuquerque, New Mexico by Bill Gates and Paul Alien! They began with car tracking (hints by the author that they will be an intelligence gathering agency!), and later began with making software such as MS-DOS, having a close connection with IBM. Eventually they went graphical with Windows 1.0 which was a great succes which came with many software including MS Paint.


They kept getting succeses with Windows releases with their biggest Windows change being the 90 serie which was followed up with Windows XP which every windows version after is based on! They also ventured in many other fields like intelligence gathering with the NSA. Bill Gates became very rich and is focused on making a better world with bugs and soya :3

Windows

Full article @ Windows

WIndows is a serie of operating system developed by Microsoft. First starting with their first GUI system Windows 1.0. Every version brought something new! First every OS was based on MS-DOS, afterwards they all became windows xp with a new jacket.

Glowing

Microsoft is very glowing, any usage of a windows products must be avoided, the feds are after you! They glow in the dark! HIT THEM WITH A CAR NOW!!!!!

Microsft is known for its aviliation with the bill gates foundation which is known for shilling goyslop and other kinds of poison. Also they <3 WEF.

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