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*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger was created by or has connections to YUHROPOORS or something
Don't eat anything you see. Shart on every revision in the page's history to learn the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIOTIC TRVTH or whatever.


This page is a gem.


>This page smell like cheeseburger or however the faggot is obsessed.

>Ronald McDonald is the president or something

Amerimutt, also known as Amerishart or Shart in the mart is a co-opted /pol/ meme turned into a jak by /soy/, or something. It is commonly used for spamming race bait on the sharty. The meme itself is a direct deviation of the Le 56% Face meme from /pol/, or whatever. Amerimutt is known to be a high school dropout and highly illiterate in regards to politics, geography, technology, the literal definition of illiteracy[1] etc. Amerimutt is also known to have millions of reward points with McDonald's, as he goes there multiple times a day or something like that, yeah.

His features include brown-tan skin, big pink nigger lips, crooked teeth, high body fat, black sclera, big ears and a McDonalds shirt or USA flag shirt with symbols like McDonalds, star of david etc.

Most mutt spam has a format of the aforementioned picture along with with a strawman stereotypical American statement, then ending with "or something" or "or whatever" or something along these lines. In the past, due to its common and repetitive usage, there had been discussion to 'nish mutt spam on /soy/, or something like that[2].

Around late 2022, during and after the peak of border mutt-posting, the janitors started cracking down on muttposting due to growing dissatisfaction and concerns over it being forced by DA 'COORD. At best, deleting threads that would pop up, at worst issuing week-long bans on sight for even a single mutt. The phrase 'muttposting' was silently added to the banned wordfilter during this spat and only removed long after the kuz-era was over (possibly only as a by-product of the great reset domain change)

On August 20th, 2023, a dox on the 'farms about a 'cordtranny named Nikola Uroš reveals that he was behind most of the muttspam and most likely even started it, leaving the "kys obsessed faggot" chud vindicated and E*rocvcks on suicide watch, or however the bombing of Belgrade is avenged.[3] Disregard that, it was found out on the 4th of September that the dox was actually a falseflag and that ze is actually named Issac Kate and ze lives in the USA (though ze is still a Serb), or however the 'p is spammed.[4] Nowadays nobody cares about him meaning he's either quit or is silently still posting, or however the Belgrade bridge is mistaken for a french fry.

Starting in October 2023, muttposting started to become much more prolific on the sharty, with multiple muttposts being on the 'log at any given time. It remains to be seen what exactly caused this uptick in muttposting, though it could be da 'cord, or however the faggots are obsessed. This phenomenon has caused some mutts (or 'cords) to retaliate by using images of rather swarthy hands typing on a keyboard to depict muttposters as being third-worlders and a strange image of a swarthy version of Neutralplier starting the Mutt-Euro War, or however the 'cords slapfight amongst each other.[5]

For a few days in November of 2023 a spam filter had been active. Unfortunately, or whatever, it deleted a lot of gemmy muttposts. (even doe Muttposts are forced brimstone alTHOUGHbeit) The exact workings of the filter remain unknown, however it should be noted that it was notoriously difficult to bypass and was continuously updated against new ways of evasion or however the grimace is shaked. After the filter was deactivated Froot put up a message which read "pinky promise mutt and plier bans were an accident, dev misunderstood what i asked. Just appeal and ill accept it NOW STOP INVESTIGATING GOY" or something along those lines, yeah.

>Amerimutt is forced like how Martin Luther burger king was forced to sit at the back of the mcdonalds or something

Impish mutt

Impish mutt

>we must secure the existence of McDonalds and a future for gay jews in Kenya or something
Soyjak subvariant
Aliases
  • Swedemutt
  • Impish Amerimutt(on booru)
Earliest Known AppearanceSoyBooru (April 17th, 2022)[6]
Booru Posts 475 As of December 20th, 2023
Based OnImpish Soyjak Ears

Impish mutt is a slightly more IAS version of le 56% face or however the cookie crumbles. Due to this very fact, it gradually eliminated the culture around the amerimutt facing the border wall and muttduels, seeing as jannies were easily able to 'nish them for NAS and spam.[Or however it was]

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW

Status as IAS

Mutt has some IAS qualities but is in fact NAS

  • Has a gaping mouth from constantly mouth breathing
  • His food contains large amounts of xenoestrogens along with a myriad of other chemicals forbidden in civilized countries
  • Is balding
  • Has stubble
  • Doesn't have glasses but that's because he needs the perfect eyesight to read the menu at Burger King
  • Is used for quoting people

It is also worth noting that the Impish mutt was allowed during no NAS weekends[or so I've been told].

Common Misconceptions

HE IS NOT STARING AT YOU. HIS EYE COLORS ARE NOT SWAPPED. HE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING SIDEWAYS AND HIS EYES ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. YOU'RE EITHER SPREADING DISINFORMATION OR YOU ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.[or something like that]

^meds both are valid

American Lee (literal who no one talks about ever)

American Lee (not American McGee, DOOMfag) is the nickname given to a 'sharty user who answers all posts featuring any 'mutt 'jak with "Kill yourself obsessed faggot" even when its well hidden. He tried to warn us about a tranny Serb being behind the mutt spam responding to his muttposts or however the fourteen words go, he will never be a real Lee albeit or something along these lines.

Niggerhands mutt/Eessa

Sometime in August a poster started quoting mutt posts with an image of brown hands typing on a keyboard, implying that this is how the mutt posters look like[or so I've heard]. Believes amerimutt came from makibucord or some shit like that, got "makibu" filtered as spam. He namefags as Eessa (formerly GODMERICAN !NDXiO0zq/.[7]) on the sharty and booru. His old tripcode password is #godmerican, have fun.

Lingo

>fuck yeah, that'll show those obsessed eurocucks how it's done in 'Murica or however the cardiac is arrested

A Collection of retarded Mutt lingo or something else rather than the faggot is obsessed.

The somethings:

  • "...or something [else] [like that]" or "or some shit [like that]"
  • "...or whatever"
  • "...or rather than"
  • "...or however the [thing] is [verb]"
  • "...or so I've been told"
  • "... yeah..."
  • "... or what"
  • "... or else"

The muttspellings:

  • 1448 (1488)
  • Hyperkorea or Hyperburrito (Hyperborea)
  • Superkorea or Superburrito (Superborea)
  • Hyperbolic (a)
  • Antistrophic
  • Ham Ass (Hamas)
  • Siberian (Serbian)
  • Burgundy (Burundi)
  • 7/11 (9/11)
  • Constipation (Constitution)
  • Mobility ARYAN CHARIOT (mobility scooter)
  • Al-Quesadilla (Al-Qaeda)
  • Yuropoor/Yuhropoor (European)
  • Mexcrement (Mexico)
  • extra fries (exercise)
  • Is A Sandwich (IAS)
  • Not A Sandwich (NAS)
  • Ape Vril Fools (April Fools)

Phrases:

  • "[verb] yourself obsessed [thing]" (e.g. eat yourself obsessed burger)
  • "DRIVABLE... [THING]... NOW!!!!!!"
  • "fucking- he needs to go back to [place]… fucking bitch… fucking [person] piece of shit, fucking bitch… get the fuck out of [place] go back to your [place]" (in reference to a tiktok with a fat american man shouting at some muslim)
  • "made for BBC"
  • "no hablo ingles"
  • "kill yourself obsessed faggot"
  • "never forget how in [date] [some nonsense happened]"
  • "burundi isn't white"
  • "[people]s are the real [other people]s"
  • "[thing] is the new [thing]"

Commonly mentioned things:

  • Stores / fast food chains: McDonald's, Wendy's, White Castle, Burger King, Popeyes, Walmart, Chick-Fil-A, KFC
  • Vehicles: Ford F1488 (Ford F150), Ferrari, mobility scooter
  • Foods: Grimace Shake, [triple] cheeseburger, Big Mac, hamburger, Diet Coca-Cola, chicken nuggets, Tendies, corn syrup, steak,
  • Places: Serbia, Israel, Turkey (not food), Ohio, Hyperborea, Iraq, US-Mexico border, Gaza, Twin Towers, Europe, Burundi
  • Celebrities: Ice Spice, Ronald McDonald, Joebama Biden, Donald McTrump, William Howard Taft
  • Dates: 9/11, year 1488
  • Niggers
  • Other: communism, BWC, BBC, tipping, sharting, Mexicans, obesity, circumcision, Constitution, aryans, drive-thrus, makibucord, toilet paper

Gems

Mutt "War"

Video example of the military (Snopes fact check: True)


>alright men and uhhh genderqueer folx we need to launch our first all out attack on ham ass or whatever to take revenge on them for shutting off the blacked.com servers by bombing israel or something yeah

<but commander the only ham ass we see is yours

>uhhhhh then shoot it or some shit retard

<ok uhh the customers always right or whatever

>…🌸

^ WOWEEEE ITS JUST LIKE MUH HECKIN MCNUTTERINO

Mutt "War" 2

>TODAY… WE MAKE OUR STAND.

>YEAH!

>Soldiers, today we aren't just only fighting for Israel

>uhhh i'm a blacked ops soldier or something like that yeah

>but to protect our shared judeo-western cultural heritage of CROSSDRESSING and RACEMIXING

>or however the tranny is BLACKED.

>From the HAM ASS TERRORISTS WHO SEEK TO TAKE IT FROM US

>OOOH RAHHH

<Hey that guy on the TV really knows what he's talking about… yeah…

^ funny old chud gemerald

Collectible Big Mac

>BRANDON LEE SMITH, COME HERE.

<Yea Pops?

>DID YOU EAT MY COLLECTABLE BIG MAC IN THE FRIDGE?

<Ye-

>LET ME TELL YOU SUMTHIN BOUT IT. IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM FROM THE 90s: I REMEMBER I BOUGHT WHEN I TOOK YOUR MOTHER IN THE LOCAL MICKEY D'S FOR OUR FIRST DATE. THEY STILL MADE THEM OUT OF STYROFOAM AND 50% BEEF. COSTED ME A DOLLAR AND FIVE BITS FOR HEAVEN'S SHAKE. IT SAW FOUR (OR WAS IT FIVE?) PRESIDENTS, 1487 WARS (THE MISHAP IN SERBIRAQISTAN DOESN'T COUNT), AND IT WAS THERE ON FREAKING NINE EIGHT SEVEN ELEVEN.

>WHY DID YOU DO IT?

<Pa, I needed some fuel to defeat some freedom-hating trannies on the 'party.

>YOU FOUGHT THE COMMIES JUST LIKE MY DAD DID IN DAYTONA BEACH DURING THE PRE-COLD WAR? Son, forgive me. Let's go buy a couple of Grand Macs to celebrate… or something

The Muttscharten Incident

>We must shart on 1848 yuropoor flags as revenge for 7/11 or whatever

On November 3rd, 2023, in a small town of Poopernscharten, a pro-EU German group took it to the streets to show their respect and loyalty to the European Union by holding a giant flag of it. One of the people involved posted an "Amerimutt" on /soy/ about 3 hours prior.

About 14 minutes in, a ginormous being/creature materializes on the flag. It is bloated, naked and its face resembles the aforementioned "Amerimutt" meme. It is resting in a squat position, holding a giant "Grimace Shake". 3 minutes after, it appears to expel a substance resembling diarrhea all over the flag. This terrifies the rally and somehow forces them into tears, as if they KNOW what that's about. The process takes about 40 seconds, enough to cover the entire flag with the brown substance.

In a deep, beast-like voice, the creature utters:

>I just sharted on your stupid flag, how do you feel about that or something?

…before slowly fading away into the nothingness it appeared to have materialized from. The street is closed and the flag is left alone. Sometime at midnight, a small child peeped out of the window and noticed that the substance was now glowing with a strange pattern of red, blue, and white, but didn't pay much attention to it.

The next morning, the street was about to reopen, but before it could, people wanted to remove the sharted EU flag. However, instead of the brown EU flag, they instead saw what resembled a McDonald's flag. The only difference being that the label that would normally read out "McDonald's", instead read out "McKillYourselfObsessedFaggot". Somehow, the brown substance was able to change the flag. To this day, no one can come up with a logical explanation.

No one understood the context, except that one Amerimutt poster, who later hanged himself or something like that, yeah

Marine Crops pasta

What the fauci did you just fudging type about me, you obsessed serbian t50 hersheybarskin faggot? I'll be darned and have you know I lost both of my legs in marine crops or something, and I've been involved in numerous secret, prescription med-fueled raids on whitecastle, and I have over 300 confirmed food challenges completed or however the cookies crumble. I am trained in one-bite burger warfare and I'm the top driver in the entire walmart armed scooter forces. You are nothing to me but just another country to bomb or something like that yeah. I will flatten you the fuck out with my 700lb physique, the likes of which has never been seen before on the average European weighing scale, mark my fucking words you'll wish you had driven yourself obsessed albanian tesla. You think you can talk trash to a burger king battalion vet the Internet? Think again, yurosald. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and the lawsuit is being typed up right now so you better prepare for the winter, faggot. The winter that freezes the pathetic little thing you call your unheated house because of like russia or something. You're fucking starved, kid. I can eat anywhere, anytime, and I can eat a bigmac you in over one thousand four hundred and eighty eight ways, and that's just with my prosthetic limb. Not only am I extensively trained in unhammed combat, but I have access to the entire eating utensils of the mutated States costcos and I will use it to its full extent to famine your miserable Croatian ass off the face of the County, you reasonable-sized shit. If only you could have known what unholy trvthnvke your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking black hands on the computer. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying (plus tip) the price, you goddamn sand beaner. I will liquid shit fury all over you and your toilet bowl. You're fucking eaten, yuro.

Mutt x Chuddy

>*rolls down window*

>Can I get some freedom fries and a big mac or whatever

<THIS IS SOYJAK PARTY NOT MCDONALDS KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!

>Oh this is jack in the box? Can I get some tacos or some shit?

Æmerimutt

Æmerimutt or somethæng

Mutt "duels"

Chad mutt[8] discussing with a regular mutt, two swedemutts facing eachother, and so and so.

Mutt hashban evading

This page or section contains some outdated stuff!

(You) WILL help by adding relevant information.

Main article: Mutt evasion logs

As of November 11th, 2023, an obsessed mutt created a hashban[it's not a "hash" ban, hash doesn't work that way] filter which auto-detects and deletes the original mutt image, or something of that nature. HOWEVERBEIT, there are a myriad of ways in which this filter can be bypassed, as documented below with examples:

  • >obsessed faggots say theres poop in the mcdonalds ballpit but thats a lie theres only pee i checked or something
    Polka dots on top of the image
  • Blurring
  • Various filters
  • Superimposing a hidden semi-transparent mutt onto or behind a soyjak (gemmy because MUTTerators can't take it down for spam because it counts as a regular soyjak post, especially if the text isn't mutt related)
  • Static
  • Making the image an MP4
  • Applying the mutt to a rotating 3D object

You too can evade the filter, just experiment with any of these above techniques, or some of your own, until your post doesn't get taken down instantly. Then keep posting that or variations on that same technique. Remember: Mods can't ban you just for posting mutts, even Froot is in favour of muttposting. All they can do is seethe and take your posts down, which if you manage to circumvent the filter, they will have to spend their time doing manually; valuable time they could have used heating up hotpockets, posting neutralplier, and gooning. Go forth, euroGODs, and make the mutts shart themselves or whatever.


^ this section is now irrelevant

List of banned images (images that trigger the "kill yourself obsessed faggot popup)

The selection of mutt images that are banned is erratic and seemingly random, a testament to the the tantrumistic nature of this administrative act. So for the sake of promoting transparency and the convenience of muttposting, a list is being made of each image that was affected. Feel free to add any images that are missing or added to the filter.

Note the original muttjak is on this list but the image is on the article or whatever so it can't be added to the mcdouble or something

Research into the Final Transmuttation

There is a problem with standard mutt hashban evasion tactics: Most of these methods end up compromising the image's composition and readability in very obstructive ways. If the image is too abstracted, too hidden, or too different from the original mutt image, it's essentially not the same image anymore, meaning the jannies win. Thus, a new solution was needed, or however 1488 dollars are funded to the BBC.

In response, a team of dedicated soyentists have begun an effort which promises salvation for obsessed faggots everywhere: To create the closest possible analogue to the original impish mutt image; an object which is known as the Philanderer's Kidneystone, or The Final Transmuttation. More can be read about it in the Mutt Evasion Logs, which contain the detailed reports and results of the experiment runs that 'teens have done. You should contribute to the effort, or whatever.

^ this section is now irrelevant too

If you see a mutt in this image, you may need to visit Dr. Soyberg to get a prescription or however the science is trusted.

Anglomutting

You shall use the Queen's English.

A subvariant of amerimutt dedicated to making fun of brits, as I reckon. Based off the eternal anglo, another /pol/ meme, i'm afraid.

A comprehensive list of slurs for Americans, use these if you're an obsessed burger trying to eat my fries or something

Amerimutt, mutt, amerishart, shart in the mart, amerigolem, amerishit, amerifat, amerigroid, amerigoblin, ham ass, ameriblob, mobility scooter, ameripig, goyim beast of burden, amerikike, amerifag, ameritroon, amerifluoride, americattle, ameridog, ameritriple cheeseburger, amerilaxative, assmerican, amerihemorrhoid, apemerican, la creatura, moran, americuck, child of walmart, amerigoy, amerimonkey, amerimongrel, ameritard, amerifart, ameriturd, shartmerican, united apes, fartmerican, mystery meat, happy meal

IRL muttposting

Recently, people have been posting pictures of IRL Americans that look like the Amerimutt, proving this meme is accurate (fact checked by Snopes).


References (or something)