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Obsessed brimstone
Satoko's catchphrase

>MOMMY THE SOYJAK PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- Italians, after getting in argument with CHADtoko
satoko_houjou_fan
Leaked image of Satoko Fan during his visit to Buenos Aires, 2023
NationalityGerman
Occupationbooru.soy lolcow
Years active2022-2024
Best known forCountrywar lover
TitleJanny (booru, formerly)
IAS?No
Satoko's userpage on the 'ru

satoko_houjou_fan, often called "GODtoko" by supporters, and "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, and User:TNDfan by wiki users, is a booru master troller notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant behind the victory of Argetnina/Mexico during the Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar while being at war with Italian_Chad and other users. He's best known for catching every Italian user on the booru, calling them "the obsessed shit@lians" while calling on his side an "unbothered germanic". He first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, and was a janny for an unknown amount of time before having their privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, He has 112 posts about him on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.

One of the key aspects of Satoko Fan's personality is his nationality. He is a German who has white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada. However, many sh*talians claim that he is a Mexican, but that's not true given that his IP is located in Germany. People's belief of him being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" has made him a controversial figure in the sh*talian community, with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users accuse him of Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring soyjaks that are very ugly or have dark skin and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."

Some users try baiting Satoko Fan by either making pro-Italy or anti-Mexico 'jaks. Satoko Fan however being the Aryan that he is, pays no attention to these cheap bait attempts, and continues his crusade against the sh*talians.

Satoko Fan is also a massive weeb, as his username implies he is a fan of Satoko Houjou from the award-winning Visual Novel that's not actually anime (two different things) Higurashi: When They Cry. Some claim that a very big fan of Soytan and Ongezellig, however there's no evidence for such claims.

Satoko Fan watches the SoyBooru 24/7, hunting for sh*talians and owning them daily.

List of things satoko likes

Slanderous art of Satoko Fan releasing an official statement while a janny (circa 2023)
squidtoko_clarinetou_fan: Obsessed spongestone

List of things satoko dislikes

>Obsessed brapstone

Why though?

The exact reason why Satoko hates Italians is, according to himself, in early 2023 he saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially he believes Italians hate white people and the memes he sees online are proof of this. He also claims nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".[1]

Mental Wellnesses

This page is not biased
This article shows an unbiased view on the topic.
It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus.

Note: Satoko uses the wiki himself and frequently likes to correct this section. However he is banned as of now.

Porn Addiction Accusations

On 26 March, 2024, a 'teen gooning to Rule34. stumbled upon a 14 year old account uploading Soyboy woahjack porn and over 1 anti-Italian booru slopjak on that site. Since Satoko Fan is one of the only remaining people posting anti-Italian slopjaks, which are naturally unmemeable coal btw, it's suspected that this account belongs to Satoko Fan. The account contains a disgusting 14 years worth of tons and tons of miscellaneous depravity aside from the brimstone 'jaks already present.[2]

However, the truth is that the account mentioned regularly uploads soy boy woahjacks, and anti-sh*talian content is one of the many things that the account uploaded. Satoko Fan also denied these allegations, but many do believe them.

A shitcorder claiming to be Satoko Fan tried to erase this section using sockpuppets and proxies to deny everything on the 'ki, 'ru, and 'arty. However, this d*scorder never admitted that the Rule34 account is actually him.

Terminal Internet Addiction Accusations

Considering the fact that Satoko Fan is constantly online 24/7/365 and is in every comment section possible, it is suspected that he has some form of mental illness. Satoko Fan also has a habit of catching samefags, for example, He often calls Italian_Chad, Hamas_2, and Albert the same person even though they both have very different posting habits. Many think Satoko Fan might have schizophrenia, however, these 3 accounts are indeed the same person.

Comment count:

Satoko Fan has made tens of thousands of anonymous comments before using his account, this section includes the comment count of his account.

To Do: Set up a bot to automatically archive his userpage every day on the Wayback Machine

  • September 9th, 2023: 171[3]
  • September 11th, 2023: 272[4]
  • September 15th, 2023: 497[5]
  • September 21st, 2023: 771[6]
  • September 25th, 2023: 854[7]
  • September 27th, 2023: 893[8]
  • September 28th, 2023: 906[9]
  • September 30th, 2023: 913[10]
  • October 1st, 2023: 990[11]
  • October 2nd, 2023: 1001[12]
  • October 3rd, 2023: 1059[13]
  • December 8th, 2023: 2136[14]
  • February 24th, 2024: 4081[15]
  • February 25th, 2024: 4168[16]
  • February 26th, 2024: 4199[17]
  • February 27th, 2024: 4276[18]
  • February 28th, 2024: 4411[19]
  • March 1st, 2024: 4525[20]
  • March 2nd, 2024: 4590[21]
  • March 3rd, 2024: 4637[22]
  • March 4th, 2024: 4667[23]
  • March 5th, 2024: 4800[24]
  • March 7th, 2024: 4899[25]
  • March 10th, 2024: 4965[26]
  • March 11th, 2024: 4989[27]
  • March 14th, 2024: 5034[28]
  • March 16th, 2024: 5045[29]
  • March 17th, 2024: 5065[30]
  • March 18th, 2024: 5067[31]
  • March 19th, 2024: 5067[32]
  • March 21st, 2024: 5078[33]
  • March 26th, 2024: 5097[34]

Citations

  1. https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments
  2. https://archive.ph/iDTqy
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