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This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.


Soyjak variant
OriginXitter, (March 6, 2022)
Booru Posts 63 As of January 1st, 2024
Traced FromVirtuosity (1995)

Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is an organic Soyjak variant created by former Know Your Meme member Vinluv, that is a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson has accumulated mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being brimstone coal a glistening gemerald made by an all-American solider of Christ.[1]


Sidson's timeline is tied to #VATHgate. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force push it until it finally got a tag on the booru[2] which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.

Vinluv's Stalkers

Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too autistic and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on Twitter (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are too new to know that Vinluv loves when you do this.

i'm trans BTW

Sid as a Means of Revolution

The variant of the people

Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for Soyvil War shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for #VATHgate protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces.


Sidson was created by Vinluv, a self-proclaimed "Christian" who follows gay porn actors on Twitter and posts fat furry pornography on Reddit.

Hid Sids

Can you find them all?

As a mean of protest[of what?] Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking, with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite successful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing.

Relation to other 'sons

The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to Cobson, it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). Thoughever, most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still confusing many Siddish posters to this day.


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