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Slopjaks are BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

This page, ironically, is a gem.

Typical nusoyaryan
>absolute state of the booru
This is the average slopjak. Random videogames, app icons, flags, badge awards, stink lines, black skin, queer, and etc. that OP thought was troonish... Ironically, this image was made poking fun at slopjaks.

Slopjaks[1] (also known as shitjaks (even doe that names been taken) or more ironically GOD-TIER WOJACKS) are a dust variety of "soyjaks" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on an over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.

They are ESPECIALLY common in forced Discord conflicts, Countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.

As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them.

Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, although if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.

Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of a low effort gem.

Origin

The Macaco jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?]

Marge Simpson Macaco Wojak

It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the 'zellignigger with a 'posted it again award' soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNFpedo, and the Zellignigger then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this. They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:

  1. They themselves are soyboys [[Citation Needed]] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
  2. They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.

SoyBooru culture played a big role in the creation of slopjaks, with conflicts such as the third soyvil war and the Italo-Argentine War leading users to create more hideous and over-detailed soyjaks throughout 2023. Slopjaks may be the aftermath of Brimstone Winter.

Characteristics

Many slopjak "artists" use repetitive features in their edits:

Countermeasures

The best way to deal with slopjaks is to write “nobody looks like that” under a Sharty thread or a Booru post. This phrase instantly sobers up the distraught slopposter and makes him feel ashamed that he is turning 'board into a dump with his shit.[it just is, ok?]

Gallery

WARNING: BRIMSTONE AHEAD! PROLONGED VIEWING MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!!!

All of these look like (You) btw.

You can find more here: slopjak

See also

Citations

  1. https://archive.is/a1PKU

all of these are gems actually

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