The Negan War

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The Negan War is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemmy
The Negan War
Part of Soyvil War 3
Date9 April 2023 - May 10 2023
20th August 2023 -
Location
Result

First War: neganites banned under kuzist regime and severe loss of presence on /qa/

Second War: neganites and (((israelites))) destroy Zellig trannies, and permantly damage Troonzellig's reputation.. Negan Victory
Belligerents

neganDEITIES

Supported By: J@rtycucks

Samefags

TZD lovers

Offsite Frogposters

SneedPosters[Snopes can fact-check this one?]

FNF sagers

Supported By:

Sagers

Neutral posters

Skibidi toilet Posters

Twitter Raiders

TADC Sagers

Redditors

'zellig lovers

Supported By: Z@rtycucks

Racebaiters

Bronies

Sharty Frogposters

Weebs

Coomers

Jannies

'Corders
GEM

LIVE YOURSELF UNBOTHERED FRENCH CRACKER UBERMENSCH

The Negan War was/is an event between the "Neganposters" and the Ongezellig posters. It is not known exactly who the Neganposters are but they're widely anti-zellig and against anything related to anime. They are widely accused of holding counsel in a discord server or 'sanctuary' as they call it in reference to the television show The Walking Dead. They consider 'zellig to be a badluck charm with and a request for child porn. Users have noticed 'zellig threads to be spammed with 'p shortly after their conception. If this is just a mere pattern recognition or neganposters posting 'p that is unknown. However it is likley neither since both of them still hold prominence of /soy/ and /qa/ and have not been banned. The war died off on May 10 2023 but it gained a resurgence after the Soypocalypse.

This is considered a pseudo-cold war due to nothing really interesting happening. the ONGEZELLIG posters also believe that their opposition are "FNF pedoids" and will not detach from this belief no matter how many meds you give them....

Post above is false, Neganites claim victory on November 4th, 2023 at 6:12 AM in Europe...

Supposed Negan 'Cord Leaks

On April 12 an anonymous user posted on the /qa/ discussing the recent phenomenon of neganites accusing them of being 'cord trannies. Another corresponding poster on the thread sent an image of a previous neganpost pin an attempt to prove that neganposters were 'cord trannies themselves were taking refuge in nuqafe. Another user claiming to be a negangod himself sent the original file and later leaked the discord link and multiple supposed trannies of said server in an attempt to defend the reputation of neganposters.

The orginal post that prompted the 'Cord Leaks

The Third Battle for /qa/

The third battle for the /qa/ began on April 16 12:55pm with neganposters filling up the catty with NAS coal and their own neganjaks with the intent of banishing 'zellig posters to /a/ or some other containment board. Randomfags even began bumping previously created threads that were anti-zellig in nature.

The post heard around the 'log

'Zellig-Counter Attack

Around 12 hours later (euroGOD hours) zelligposters began a counterattack and started flooding the log with their own posts, shortly after the entire log was filled up with frogposters. The war is still ongoing as jannies have yet to mediate the situation, likely not caring about it because it mostly impacts a board with low activity when compared to /soy/.

End Of First War - Continuation

After the first war and Froot becoming head nigger homosexual orc, A second war began... with 'Zelligfags bumping their threads with BBCshit... and Neganchads winning by doing nothing yet again.

This escalated until a entire 'cord full of several trannies who spammed frogs, BBC, and 'p was discovered, the leader of the 'cord had a 'zellig picture...

But after all this, let me tell you of a ally to the NeganGODS...
There was a russian spiderman spammer that humiliated and almost ended the 'zellig empire
>defeated the 'zellig necrobumpers in almost every battle
>overran /qa/'s bumplimit and wiped out all the nas threads...
>captured all 40 pages of /qa/ and /nate/, 'zellig's biggest board in the eastern regions of soyjak.party's board selection list, and deported it's entire population to the bowels of page 41
>captured the actual 'zellig necrobumper's leader in battle
>overran most of /nate/ in a single campaign and raided almost every board except /soy/ to take tribute there
>As a slave, 'Zellig Necrobumper #1 stood as footstool when Pizza Parker needed to mount his VPN
'Zvllig excellence everybody

End Of Second War..

On 4/11/23, Neganites declare NEGAN FUTURE, ending the war with a NEGAN Victory..


MEDS THE WAR ISENT OVER YET WE WONT STOP UNTIL LIGNIGGERS GET BANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING WEBSITE ALBEIT NEGANDEITIES STAY WINNING BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YET AGAIN, ZVLLIG EXCVLLENCE EVERYONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

^meds NOW

See also

Self-insert syndrome

Soyvil War 3

Soyvil War 4

Shit Nobody Cares About


Citations

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