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TikTok, also called 抖音, ShitTok, ChinkTok, ChudTok, CIATok, TroonTok, CCPTok and the 'tok is the sequel to Vine and Musical.ly. It is one of the largest social indoctrination programs for now. It's known for hosting all kinds of unatmospheric fastburn coal that can't last 3 nanoseconds without being milked to dust by content farms. Interestingly, most of the memes on TikTok do not originate from the app itself, in many cases they come from other popular sites. Jannies in India banned the app because of privacy concerns so TikTok is certified pajeet-free.

You VVILL accept the Web 3.0 short-form peer-to-peer AI blockchain technology and you VVILL be happy!

It's a brilliant MKULTRA style experiment that excels at doing its job of melting brains, addicting people to scrolling and ruining their attention span. It also encourages people to act like soulless retards whose sole intention in life is to fry their brain with short addictive pleasures.[but so does every social media platform, including 'cuck and maybe even the sharty itself!]

History

TikTok originally began as a secret military project called "Operation Frequency" by the Government of the Soviet Union to try and influence western society but it never released. The files were handed to the Chinese Communist Government who worked on the project until the app was created in September 2016 and began being released globally. The Chinese company Bytedance started partnerships with companies, celebrites, 'tubers, and even government officials to help raise the app's popularity.

2017-2018 era 'tok was such coally brimstone that it's sometimes called the tumblr era because of all the eating disorder and mental illness shit that was common.

Relations with Reddit

Redditors are infamously known for having a hate boner and superiority complex for every social media platform that isn't Reddit, especially Instagram and more recently Tiktok. In 2020 all of Reddit teamed up with their personal army of 6 billion pajeets to raid 'tok's reviews on the app store and jewgle play and spam 1-star reviews, which worked and brought the app's score down to 1 star which redditors considered to be a massive heccin' wholesome trans poggers moment before apple and play store jannies came back with the hot pockets and reverted eveything.

Userbase

/tok/'s userbase is split into three groups: literal infants (makes up 95% of the app's userbase), 11 year old chuds named 14_BasedHyperboreanWarrior_88 who post le epic fortnite edits, and mentally ill attention whoring otherkin and pedophiles who livestream xemselves ACKing.

Issues

TikTok is no stranger to le hecking problematic scandals and drama. TikTok had a big issue with gore and shock videos especially during 2020-2021 when Ronnie McNutt's suicide video was being spread everywhere and jannies would leave it up for hours so everybody saw it. And don't forget that one time in June 2021 when a beheading video got like a million views from being on the front page for a whole day.

There even was a time when a 'p link started trending and kids who didn't know better got in on the act by sharing and making videos linking to the 'p. Sound familiar?

It also has issues with privacy because it's a Chinese app, the US government spies on you already so why do you want two governments spying on you at the same time?

Trends

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Though as with any social media site, they come with trends, but unlike most, TikTok's trends tend to be worse.

Some examples include:

  • dancing like a retard
  • damaging public property
  • stealing public property (even large crap like bathroom stalls and sinks)
  • standing in front of a moving train
  • setting yourself on fire
  • licking ice cream in a store without paying for it
  • choking your friend until they pass out
  • licking public objects to "get the coronavirus"
  • stealing cars
  • hispanic people eating food
  • driving recklessly in a car to the beat of the cha cha slide
  • Pink sauce (which blasted out of nowhere) (its probably healthier than most of the goyslop that's out there these days)
  • The hecking blue whale challenge even doe its mostly an urban legend

What's notable is that these trends usually involve getting in danger. Perhaps there is someone at play?

blud be watchin' an ohio skibidi gem no cap

List of 'tok memes

  • im already tracer sharty-killing 2010's-esque brimstone which will never be relevant ever again
  • Wednesday
  • Skibidi Toilet even doe its youtube shorts

Interesting articles (WORDSWORDSWORDS left cant meme)

tiktok will literally fry your brain (even though sharty already eviscerated it):

>frying your brain le bad... because uhh... im a plebbitor

tiktok will turn you into a shittier person:

TikTok
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The coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]

TranniesNAS ♦ Pro-tranny posting ♦ CoalpostingDustBrimstone ♦ Engaging in and talking about sharty drama ♦ Pro-pedophilia advocacyCP SpamSnitchesSpamDemoralizationPorn ♦ Altchan/4chan Raiding and Jackbox Raiding slowly becoming less and less common ♦ Märgerautismus SyndromeSelf-insert syndromeBaby botVariant:UnknownShit Nobody Cares About

Treatment [-+]

JesusAdmin Thrembo ♦ KILLING ALL CORDNIGGERS ♦ Reporting bait and awful threads ♦ Organizing raids ♦ Bumping good threads ♦ Doxxing trannies ♦ Implementing a CP filtering system ♦ systemctl stop nginx ♦ Not taking your meds ♦ and most importantly... Original Content