Twitter immigrants

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>Why yes, I, FROOT, will allow the mass migration of Twitter BVLLS to culturally enrich the Sharty


Twitter immigrants, also known as twimmigrants, are users who came from Twitter. They can either be really chuddy or trannies, but either way they are still selfish little fucks.

In the latter half of 2022, many reply farm threads were made sharing screencaps of Twitter users discovering and laughing at soyjaks, often in the form of "incomprehensible wojack" threads. In these threads soyteens feared that soyjaks would become normie slop just like the reddit frog. Some of the more prolific Twitter """jakkers""" were doxxed.

This attitude damaged the sharty's positive perception of newGODS and maybe even gave us some sympathy for oldfags.

The label "twitter immigrant" is similar to 4chan's "reddit newfag". As such Twitter is to the sharty what Reddit is to the 'cuck.

On the Sparty

Behaviour resembling that of Twitter immigrants has only increased on the Sparty, usually from Doll- or Froot-era newfags[1]. In fact, Froot himself acts like a Twitter immigrant.

it seems NOBODY knows how to ‘jak - they reply “GEM” to the dustiest of traces. Worse, the ‘teens who a year ago would’ve called coalers out for their shit seem to have all but disappeared. <--- demoralisation coaler.

>Behaviour resembling that of Twitter immigrants has only increased on the Sparty, usually from Doll- or Froot-era newfags[1] a new- is a -fag if he’s annoying, and a -GOD if he isn’t. In fact, Froot himself acts like a Twitter immigrant. It seems NOBODY knows how to ‘jak - they reply “GEM” to the dustiest of traces. Worse, the ‘teens who a year ago would’ve called coalers out for their shit seem to have all but disappeared. By the day it becomes apparent that ’jakking is a dying art.

By the day it becomes apparent that ’jakking is a dying art.


What We Need To Do To Solve The Twitter Immigrant Problem

HOW TO SOLVE THE TWIMMIGRANT PROBLEM 101:

  • Make a mega folder containing 'jaks, then give a detailed tutorial on how to soyquote. and give the newfags a slow run down of sharty culture. such as SUDE, and for every new ip which posts make them download the mega folder, or atleast make them read the guide on how to soyquote and a run down of sharty culture. any ip which refuses to do so gets muted permanently until they read it.
  • Make them understand what the boards are for. /pol/ is for politics so it should stay there for example
  • Ban blogposts on /soy/ unless they are made for discussion, like "Some guy at school wants to fight me, what should i do and what should i learn?" sometimes /soy/ is a journal for people with mundane lives, so lets spice up blogposts eh?
  • DO NOT BAN PEOPLE FOR BAD POSTS. You were a newfag once, no one has never not made a bad post. Including me.
  • ^ Not true doebeit as I, the great papyrus, have NEVER and WILL NEVER make a coalpost! SympathyoldEPIniggertroons BTFO’d!
  • make ME a mod and give me loads of money + a bunch of blxck trxns XUEEN prostitutes to roleplay EPI with and goonsesh with
  • Ban oldfag larpers
  • Ban demoralisation coalers
  • Kill Froot

See also

Twitter immigrants
is part of a series on
The coal that is killing /soy/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]

TranniesNAS ♦ Pro-tranny posting ♦ CoalpostingDustBrimstone ♦ Engaging in and talking about sharty drama ♦ Pro-pedophilia advocacyCP SpamSnitchesSpamDemoralizationPorn ♦ Altchan/4chan Raiding and Jackbox Raiding slowly becoming less and less common ♦ Märgerautismus SyndromeSelf-insert syndromeBaby botVariant:UnknownShit Nobody Cares About

Treatment [-+]

JesusAdmin Thrembo ♦ KILLING ALL CORDNIGGERS ♦ Reporting bait and awful threads ♦ Organizing raids ♦ Bumping good threads ♦ Doxxing trannies ♦ Implementing a CP filtering system ♦ systemctl stop nginx ♦ Not taking your meds ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

  1. a new- is a -fag if he’s annoying, and a -GOD if he isn’t