https://wiki.soyjak.party/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Bruh21&feedformat=atomSoyjak Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T11:01:15ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.40.0https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=User_talk:Bruh21&diff=35273User talk:Bruh212023-05-14T18:20:37Z<p>Bruh21: </p>
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<div>yikes...<br />
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y'all... i can't even. 🙄🙄🙄🙄<br />
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change it back to this http://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Chudjak&oldid=1972<br />
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thank you, now you must lock it back to protect it, please<br />
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can you please protect the article already? they are using ip which makes it clear that theyre not doing this because they actually care about your wiki<br />
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how the hell did you end up nuking the Soot page<br />
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== soor ==<br />
sooty soot<br />
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<div>no one does all this<br />
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Gem<br />
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== >Not a victim ==<br />
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Do you have a peer reviewed study to back this claim janny?<br />
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== CIA warning banner should be above gemeter ==<br />
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The CIA can tamper with that as well, y'know?<br />
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>Gemeter has to be on top<br />
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Shut up glowie.<br />
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Gem</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=21550Main Page2022-08-16T18:34:46Z<p>Bruh21: farewell</p>
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'''Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov''' (30 June 1988), also known as '''kuz'''<ref>"On the internet I use the moniker "kuz"." - kuz.lol</ref>, and '''k♡♡z''' by his fans, is a 34 year old Russian business magnate and the owner of [[soyjak.party]]<ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/241</ref><ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref>. Kuz is the CEO of the [[Kolyma Network]]<ref><nowiki>https://www.kolyma.org/about</nowiki></ref>, a company which is known for its shady under the table activity. It provides services such as webhosting, server rental, and VPNs<ref>kolyma.org</ref>. He also administrated [https://heyuri.net Heyuri]<ref>heyuri.net</ref>, and his company hosts many [[Imageboard|imageboards]] with illegal or immoral content, such as Gurochan<ref>The front page has information about KolymaNET and its involvement. https://guro.cx - WARNING, NSFW CONTENT</ref>. His [[Schizophrenia|eccentric attitude]], [[NSS|bizarre ideas]], and unusual websites lead him to both success and initial controversy.<br />
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Kuz is likely one of, if not the most influential soyjak.party users in history, even before his purchase of the site in 2022.<ref>Kuz is mentioned on the catalog almost as much as soot, and yurijak variants a testament to his influence on jakkers. His attempted purchase and this wiki article all further cement this.</ref> Kuz has many [[Discord|detractors]] who hold him responsible for several major issues facing the site,<ref name=":3">Just one kuz tripcode post can send the board into a flurry</ref> and a [[NSS|large base of followers]]. On July 16th, kuz announced to his Telegram channel that he had bought the 'party and would be replacing soot as its admin.<ref>https://t.me/KUZNETSOV_kn/64</ref> Soon after, KNN posted this news, and soot made a sticky for a goodbye Q&A, confirming the post.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=1709</ref> <br />
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The dailyjak describes him as "Irrational, contradictory, complex, unpredictable".<ref>t.me/s/dailyjak</ref> <br />
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== Background ==<br />
Kuz was born in 1988 in Omsk, russia. To a poor family, on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border.<ref name=":1">[https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-41.0-45.427 https://archive.fo/QWh0b]</ref><ref>http://okato-kod.ru/55024000006.html</ref> Kuz is married,<ref><nowiki>https://kuz.lol</nowiki></ref> He lives in Memphis, Tennessee after allegedly fleeing the russian federation for tax evasion.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref> <br />
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In 2005, kuz started a russian textboard website called 9channel<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref>, which was notably the first Russian textboard.<ref>"In 2005, Kuznetsov began working for a Russian internet services provider called Mag-Net, which provided internet for eastern Russia, primarily, Magadan, hence the name. Either before or during this same time, he started an internet textboard website called 9channel (more on this later). The site was tor-only with a clearweb gateway. It was never hugely popular as he would like to claim in later years, never surpassing more than 10,000 daily posts. The site caught notice of local authorities, and was later brought to the clearweb. From this moment on, Kuznetsov likely was at least aware that authorities were closely watching him. The sites purpose varied, but it was largely for sharing links to pornography, sometimes illegal pornography. Kuznetsov likes to claim it was filesharing pirated materials, but history would like to say otherwise."</ref> The site grew but never became particularly active, although kuz likes to pretend it was "the biggest anonymous website in russia", [[though]] this is very [[Debunked|easibly disproven]]. The website was widely known to be only a hotbed for the sharing of [[Dancing swede.mp4|illegal material]], pirated movies, and "crime announcements", or posts announcing or displaying small crimes (like vandalism) anonymously. The latter became such a problem that it is specifically written into the Kolyma Networks rules that "crime announcements" are banned, although this did little to curb the problem. The website was shut down in 2017 along with most of kuz's websites.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b</ref><ref>https://kolyma.org/about </ref><ref><nowiki>https://devyach.net/9ch.html</nowiki></ref><br />
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Proof of the existance of 9channel is scarce as users of the website were generally rather secretive. There are no public archives, as kuz refuses to release any, the site also is not on archive.org or archive.is because it is was tor-only.<ref>Please replace this citation with one from one of kuz's sites. He has said this multiple times but i cant find it</ref> There is however a "Devyach" (9ch in russian) twitter account which contains a tor link and was created in 2009.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/devyach</nowiki></ref> This is very likely the real 9channel as it cites its location as Omsk, russia, and contains a common 9ch slogan in the description.<ref>https://twitter.com/devyach</ref><br />
[[File:Kuz army photo.png|thumb|Kuz/Eduardo in army uniform.]]<br />
In 2008, kuz contracted [[Faggot|HIV]] from a prostitute on a "business" trip to poland.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-131.312-131.424</ref> Critics suggest he actually contracted it from being brutally raped in the russian military, which is a common occurrence.<ref>https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/02/17/decade-after-military-reform-hazing-plagues-russian-army-a69309</ref> <s>However kuz never actually served in the military, citing poor eyesight.</s><ref name=":1" /> Pictures leaked in 2022 prove kuz actually did serve in the russian military, giving credance to the rape theory.<br />
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==== Political opinions ====<br />
Kuz's political opinions seem to change to fit whatever is currently best for him at the moment, although he did once condemn conflict in ukraine, writing a lengthy blogpost on why it was bad from a moral standpoint.<blockquote>"The estimated toll of all the deaths caused by the Conflict in Ukraine is 33,000. Both civilians and soldiers. When the media reports on these numbers, they will simply leave it at that, but the actual price of that number is immeasurably greater." " [... ]This is why I will never support conflict in Ukraine or elsewhere."<ref>https://t.me/kuz_channel/46</ref></blockquote><br />
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=== Source of wealth ===<br />
Kuz's net worth is about 108M rubles, or roughly 1.4 Million dollars. He regularly drops large amounts of money on websites he likes in attempts to buy them. Offering "2k for the sharty" at one point. He also bought a website called [[Vidlii]], for an undisclosed number, allgedly about 5,000. In 2021 he bought Gurochan, and has offered thousands for other imageboard websites<ref>Various self-leaked emails over the years. Unknown how many of these offers were serious but at least 2 (Sharty and lainchan) actually began before the admins changed their mind.</ref> His company, KolymaNET, is also the largest internet provider in Omsk, and kuz owns several datacenters in russia and Turkey.<ref>"[...] We also offer colocation and DDOS protection from our datacenters in Russia, Turkey, and USA." - kolyma.org frontpage</ref><br />
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Some speculate most of his money was gained through an illicit exit scam,<ref>The Rychuvak Scandal (see below)</ref> but the source of his money is unknown. He has said on a few occasions that it was from "smart investments" and "good luck"<br />
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==Relationship with Soyjak Party==<br />
[[File:IAS Kuzjak.png|alt=|thumb|The Yurijak variant is a quickly growing soyjak variant originally depicting Kuz/Eduardo, but it has began to be used to depict Russians in general.]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.<br />
Kuz is [[best known for]] for being the center of several major controversies and drama on the 'party, such as CP spam, DDOS attacks, attempts to overthrow [[soot]], [[Vandalism#On_the_Soyjak_Wiki|wiki vandalism]], pro-kuz propaganda spam, psy-ops, doxxing, bad-faith arguments, and others.<ref>[[Schizophrenia]]</ref><br />
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Reception on Kuz amongst 'party users is mixed.<ref name=":2"><nowiki>https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</nowiki></ref> While many admire his willingness to communicate with the userbase, develop software, pay server bills, and engage in community actions like 'jak making, a vast number of 'party users critisize him, citing CP spam, threats, hypocrisy, and more. At any one time the catalog could be overwhelmingly supportive of kuz, to every other thread spiting him.<ref name=":2" /><br />
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=== Contributions ===<br />
Kuz was the originator of multiple trends on the Party. Critics allege that these contributions are part of a coordinated effort to mentally manipulate and demoralise the party's userbase in preparation of a possible takeover; however, as of the time of writing, historic analysis on the authenticity of these trends has yet to be carried out.[[File:ancient_kuz_irc_raid.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Kuz lone-raiding #4chan in october of 2020, using "soyspeak".]]<br />
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==== Early soyjak-related activity ====<br />
Kuz's first publicly recorded soyduel was in September of 2020.<ref>https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/qa/thread/3505885</ref> Back then, he had a habit of using what he named "soyspeak" as a way of antagonizing 4chan users.<br />
[[File:Soy.png|thumb|A more "soy" version of the classic yurijak]]<br />
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==== Even tho BBC====<br />
Kuz seems to have kickstarted this meme in early November 2021. Though he has noted that he was not the first to make such a thread, he did popularize it by flooding the entire catalog with <span style="color:#117743">>even tho bbc</span> spam and [[BBC]] gibberish in December of 2021.<ref>Catalog on dec 12 2021 and a telegram post made by kuz</ref><br />
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====Alternative rating standards====<br />
Kuz invented [[iron]] and rustjaks<ref>they did not appear before kuz uploaded them to the booru under his account, he also pushed for their use on his personal website.</ref>, and originally proposed "[[iron]]" and "[[rust]]" as a replacement to [[gem]] and [[coal]]. This later kickstarted other rating systems, based off kuz's original proposal. Such as tseries/pewds, mustard/ketchup, and the elemental rating system. In typical kuz fashion, when it was exposed that the iron/rust grifting was his doing he denied it all and blamed it on hackers.<ref>https://archive.fo/jqIMF</ref><br />
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====Soy_JS TextJaks====<br />
Kuz invented Soy_JS textjaks, a type of [[ASCIIjak]] which uses [[Japan|japanese]] character encoding for better results.<ref>https://kwa.devyach.net/soyjak/1.html?</ref><br />
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===Attempted purchase ===<br />
On January 25, Kuz leaked emails between him and [[soot]] wherein soot offered to sell the 'party to kuz.<ref name=":0">https://archive.fo/HSper</ref> However, this thread turned out to be a troll. Soot '''did actually try to sell the site to kuz'''<ref name=":0" />, but after things cleared up in his personal life and he changed his mind, with kuz apparently making this thread just for some [[(You)]]'s after he knew the deal fell through.<br />
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The deal was for 600$ in bitcoin in return for ownership of soyjak.party and a backup of the site on the day of the transfer, effectively giving kuz complete control over the site.<br />
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Kuz later made another thread criticizing soot for being rude to him, soot apologized but said that Kuz's response to the failed deal was "immature"<ref>https://archive.fo/BngLW</ref>. <br />
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Amongst the leaked emails were multiple emails to soot '''which soot answered''' that contained requests for IP's of posters on the 'party, as well as requests for thread deletions for 'legal issues'. Whether soot accepted these requests is unknown.<br />
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=== February 16th Debate ===<br />
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On February 16h, 2022, after hours of kuz-related spam [[BBC war|and severe wiki vandalism]], soot and multiple mods finally broke and accused a random user<ref><nowiki>https://archive.ph/HcbwF</nowiki></ref> of being kuz.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html</ref><br />
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The ensuing chaos marked the singular largest kuz-related sperg out since the 'party began.<br />
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==== Soot's accusation ====<br />
In a kuz-related thread, soot made a post with the revalation that, despite leaving, kuz was actually still in the 'party, and in this very thread.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343165</ref> The thread blew up seconds later. Many users were skeptical and offended that soot was leaking the location of a user, and many more were gleeful that soot finally took a stance on the kuz issue.<br />
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Within minutes chuds pointed out that just because the user was located in Maryville, Tennesee, didnt mean it was kuz, as kuz lived hundreds of miles away in memphis.<ref name=":4">https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html</ref> However, soot rebutted claiming that they were from the same ISP.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html</ref> While defensive at first, saying he was "tired of kuzs false flags" [sic]<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343210</ref> soot later apologized and said he "believed kuz was actually a good guy".<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343391</ref><br />
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The following the day, the chud was proved not to be kuz, as he posted a picture of his european wall outlet and tanned hand, confirming it was not kuz.<ref>https://archive.ph/HcbwF</ref> <br />
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==== Kuz's assorted responses ====<br />
Kuz posted in the thread repeatedly.<ref name=":4" /> In an unusually calm and polite tone, he explained how he had left when he had, and that people who supported him were simply his actual grass roots supporters. He also shined a light on the growing problem of impersonation, and said that users threatening the life of his family and children was unacceptable.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343309</ref> He also quitely admitted to having members of the [[NSS]] patrol the website<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343329</ref>. In a touching moment, kuz even said it "hurt him" to lecture soot so harshly, and he wished their relationship was better<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343329</ref>. <br />
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Soots mood noticeably changed after kuz started responding, ending in them agreeing to "reconcile privately" through email.<br />
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==== Users' responses ====<br />
As usual, responses were mixed, while many agreed with soots distaste of kuzs behavior, many of those same people berated soot for leaking private details of a user.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html#343212</ref> Kuz's many supporters came out in full force, posting their usual edits, while assorted anti-kuz personalities such as the morrocan, swede, and israeli also dropped in to give their 2 cents.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/343127.html</ref><br />
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==== Aftermath ====<br />
The first ever filter was implimented in the party because of the thread, turning "kuz" from "im trans btw".<ref name=":4" /> This thread may also have marked a historic moment in the change of soots attitude towards kuz.<br />
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=== Second Soyvil War ===<br />
On February 21, after a Janny went rogue and deleted multiple threads and permabanned some users, as well as a mod going rogue and posting an tranny anime character with his capcode on, Kuz announced he was making his own 'party, known as soyak.party. <ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/92</ref><ref>https://t.me/dailyjak/93</ref> After Soot leaked dms between him and Kuz where he threatened to "ENACT THE PLAN TO DESTROY THE PARTY," many party members went there to mock him. Kuz then leaked their IPs in retaliation, causing more 'jakkers to bombard his website. Kuz subsequently shut the site down, but another user claimed he was responsible for the shutdown, by "exploiting flaws" in the site", but the pro-kuz camp denied this. The soyteen spammed another site using the software, Gurochan, but failed to replicate it, likely proving that it was kuz shutting it down. Kuz also redirected the site to a blogpost he made about health.<br />
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The 'ru was also deleted temporarily in the chaos, but the admin said it'd come back.<br />
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The dailyjak reported that Kuz had vowed to destroy the sharty by all means, but later edited it after saying that kuz had reached out to them and said it was "misinfo" and that he had never said anything of that sort.<br />
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The 'party hit kolyma, raiding Gurochan, the spamlist, and signing up kuz's wifes email to spam. Kuzists responded by wiping many pages on the wiki and spreading demoralization threads on /soy/ for hours. By 1AM, the fighting had ceased, with no major changes on either side. Kuz claimed in private that soot had made fake emails and spammed cp on his site as revenge for not "offering more money" in exchange for the party.<br />
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By the end, little trace of what happened was left. Soot or a similar mod deleted most drama threads on /soy/ and kuzs mods erased all traces of the raids on his sites.<br />
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This event saw many 'party users who formerly supported him turn away from his new extremist ways, especially after he leaked the IP's of people who spammed his website, including 2 people who uploaded CP. It also saw the final friendly link between kuz and soot severed, as both swore hatred against eachother, firmly splitting the 'party into two camps, The Kuz Camp (Kuzists) and the Soot Camp (Sootists), the Second Soyvil War has been these 2 factions fighting eachother for unknown reasons. <br />
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Within minutes of the war breaking out accusations began flying, with both kuz and soot accusing eachother of spamming cp on eachothers websites, with soot even claiming that Kuz had doxxed him privately. <br />
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Kuz seems to have made allies amongst users of the 9chan.tw bunker, with many anti-sootists coming there to proclaim their hatred for his datamining, and some saying kuz was right all along.<br />
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=== [[The Great Purchase|Purchase]] ===<br />
On July 16th, kuz announced that he had contacted soot and offered to buy the 'party for $2,000, to which soot accepted, and on July 17th, granted kuz ownership of the site and the booru in exchange for the money. The reactions to this news are mostly positive but there has also been prominent criticism from vocal anti-kuz groups within the site. Kuz has done little in line of censoring this discussion, to the surprise of some 'teens<br />
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Under kuz's ownership the 'party has seen a variety of changes. Kuz stickied a Jakbox thread after a moratorium on such threads had existed under soot, reviving the genre into its likely all time peak. In addition to this, multiple Q&A threads were posted over the next few days where kuz discussed the sites needs. He ultimately decided on several new rules, such as banning BBC cobson spam, several board deletions, and new moderation staff, whom he says will be watched closely.<br />
[[File:Kuz approved frog thread.png|thumb|Kuz lightened policies on some types of nas]]<br />
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==== Changes during his Administration ====<br />
Since kuz's takeover, a variety of changes have been made to the site, some have been undone and others have stayed. Among these changes are<br />
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* Removing and re-adding several boards, ultimately settling on removing /tv/, /giga/, and /r9k/<br />
* Adding 1 new board, /incel/. Containment board. widely considered one of the worst boards on the website. <br />
* Making the bans page public, undoing all previous bans<br />
* Several cosmetic changes <br />
* A 4chan style blotter<br />
* Several reworks of the rules, which were very unpopular at first, but after several Q&A threads he settled on a more acceptable version<br />
* Attempting and failing to contain all namefag drama to the incel board, giving up after complaints of censorship<br />
* Hiring several controversial moderators<br />
* Deleting the stickies on almost every board<br />
* Briefly reducing /soy/ to 10 pages, wiping almost every thread made prior to that day. Insisted on keeping this but later relented and restored all 40 pages<br />
* Adding a hidden /test/ board - which contained strange, encoded messages and images. When soyteens discovered this he made the board require a password<br />
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== Relationship with other websites ==<br />
<gallery mode="packed" caption="A collection of kuz's involvement in other communities"><br />
File:Kim.png|Kuz if he was north korean<br />
File:Kuz soyjak creator meme.png|Eduardo/Kuz meme from a time when Kuz was much less hated<br />
File:Kuz 9ch meme.png|a 9ch meme in russian<br />
File:Feminism.png|kuz is a male feminist<br />
File:Kuz cuck meme.png|unfunny russian meme making fun of kuz being a cuck<br />
File:Kuz-discord-'oal.png|Kuz's supporters come out on [[discord]] <br />
</gallery>Despite widespread hatred on the 'party and other sites such as kissu, Kuz has a massive base of supporters in Russia<ref>Kuz once ended an announcement on "Devyach" (9ch) with<br />
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"A message to my 50,000,000 fans around the world"<br />
</ref>, specifically on his own websites, such as Heyuri<ref>any thread that mentions him is generally positive</ref>, 9channel<ref><nowiki>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/</nowiki></ref>, Vidlii<ref name=":5">https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=gKRB3I5rBLG see: the comments</ref>, and the Kolyma Network.<br />
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==== Heyuri ====<br />
Kuz's favorite website, according to himself. His supporters there number about a dozen, because the site is incredibly small.<br />
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==== Devyach (9channel) ====<br />
The first website Kuz ever made, all the way back in 2005. User estimations range from 1,500 to 20,000, with Kuz claiming over 1,000,000 users. Regardless, it was significantly more active than Heyuri, likely equal in size to or larger then the 'party itself during its hayday in the early 2010s. However Kuz was forced to shut it down in 2017.<br />
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His popularity there is massive, with several "9channel" discord servers popping up during and after the 2017 collapse, which Kuz sometimes visited or even owned, where he would nearly always be met with praise.<br />
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In January of 2013, 9channel users attempted to rig a public vote for the name of a new Coal Power Plant (how apt), proposing it be named the "Y. M. Kuznetsov Power Production Plant", however the vote was cancelled. This later became a meme on 9channel.<ref>https://disco.devyach.net/apiru/koko.php?res=6578</ref><br />
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==== Vidlii ====<br />
In february of 2022, Kuz bought Vidlii.com, a German video sharing website. The site was in complete disrepair and was about to be shut down when Kuz bought it, removed the ads, increased video quality, and opened up user registration. He was met with praise<ref name=":5" /> and some minor controversy.<ref>https://live.kolyma.org/newsplus/koko.php?res=182</ref><br />
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==== Kissu ====<br />
Kissu is an american /qa/-based imageboard, of which Kuz was formerly a part of. Kissu and Kolyma had a brief war where cp spam was exchanged before both sides banned mention of eachother.<br />
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The war was very unpopular in Kolyma since many Heyuri users enjoyed kissu's content, but kuz reiterated his "pro war" stance and the sites name was banned and its Owner (Kai Nicoll Griffith) added to a list of "Enemies of Kolyma" in September of 2021.<ref>nss.kolyma.org/dangerous-websites/kissu</ref>[[File:Soot leaking IP.png|thumb|Kuz leaking the IP of a user who criticized him.]]<br />
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==Controversies==<br />
[[File:Anti-kuzzer-posts-cp.png|thumb|Anti-Kuz poster accidentally blames kuz for the CP on the same IP he spammed it with]]Kuz has been subject to multiple controversies throughout his career.<br />
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===Child Pornography and Pedophilia Allegations===<br />
In the past, kuz was commonly believed to be the perpetrator of the CP spam<ref>Mentions of "kuz" and "CP spam" are directly correlated in the catalog.</ref> that has plagued the 'party since its inception. <br />
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In February of 2022 another wave of CP and kuz drama hit /soy/ as multiple subtly edited bait and switch videos appeared on the 'log, using a number of famous soyjak videos with CP spliced in to wage psychological war on 'party users. CP spam often happened shortly after kuz made a public appearance, which lead many to believe it was him who was responsible. <br />
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[[Kuz impersonator|A person alleging to be kuz]] was seen in a Discord screenshot, wherein a user known as "Pollyanna" was repeatedly accused of being part of an "all-swedish pedophile discord cult" where users worshipped a 16 year old girl known as "Hexagonalpeach". Pollyanna never denied her involvement with the group, instead claiming that the group was harmless and it was kuz who was antagonizing them. After a long argument where "kuz" posted several pictures showing "hex cultists" trying to entrap and frame him, the thread was deleted and the argument stopped.<br />
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This theory has lost steam since kuz purchased the 'party but the CP spam continued, including the infamous [[Dancing swede.mp4#Evilson incident|Rapeson incident]], as well as several new suspects arising, many with much more weight to the claims, such as goth.<br />
===Datamining===<br />
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Kuz, or at least his company, is public about his datamining initiatives. His company's protection service, the [[NSS]], openly admits on their site that their goal is to:<blockquote>The NSS is tasked with a variety of tasks, such as monitoring dangerous users, cooperating with the surveillance office to collect and catalog information on certain users, remove internal and external threats, and ensure the social integrity of the whole of the Kolyma Network.</blockquote>The Network Security Service has been involved in a number of scandals and blackmailings, as well as false flag operation, psyops, and even assasinations (seriously).<ref>Kuz has repeatedly threatened to have people who crossed him "handled" and says he can "have anyone anywhere delt with within 24 hours"</ref><br />
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===Controlled Opposition ===<br />
Some users of the 'party believe kuz deliberately hires people to hate him, then makes them act as stupid as possible to give the illusion that his enemies are retarded.<br />
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=== Rychuvak Scandal ===<br />
Kuz was involved in the creation of a bitcoin trading platform which mysteriously disappeared in 2018, causing about 250,000$ in bitcoin to be "lost". According to kuz, his partner "Vass Boldizar" took the servers with him, left and was never seen again.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-123.0-151.460</ref> <br />
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===Manipulating the dailyjak===<br />
The [https://t.me/s/dailyjak dailyjak] is a soyjak posting telegram channel which regularly provides news posts and updates on the latest trends in jakking. It also provides news and updates on the 'party, and if they involve kuz, they usually do not show him in a bad light, leading some to believe he manipulates the owner.<br />
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===Tax evasion===<br />
Kuz fled Russia in 2014 for tax evasion.<ref><nowiki>https://uyk2021.github.io</nowiki></ref><br />
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=== Anti-Vaccine disinfo===<br />
Kuz regularly retweets anti-[[vaccine]] disinfo on his twitter account.<ref><nowiki>https://twitter.com/yurimkuznetsov</nowiki></ref><br />
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===Cybercrime===<br />
On January 26, chuds called out for Kuz's websites to be DDOS'd. Minutes later, the 'party started issuing "DDoS attack warnings" and forcing users to click verify (doxx themselves to the [[NSS]]) before they could post.<br />
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Kuz once hacked the imageboard of one of his rivals and made it redirect to an expose.<ref>https://archive.fo/HGJlw (Look at the "redirected from" part)</ref><br />
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=== Sony Pictures hack ===<br />
On November 26, 2021, Kuz allegedly retweeted<ref>https://twitter.com/Mango_Press_/status/1464245603563618332?cxt=HHwWuICyhcvnhdIoAAAA</ref> a conspiracy theory alleging that the [[wikipedia:Sony_Pictures_hack|2014 Sony Pictures hack]] was a false flag operation by the United States government to damage the international reputation of North Korea.<br />
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=== Allegations of war crimes ===<br />
On July 28th, 2022, Yuri Kuznetsov was implicated in a war crimes controversy after footage<ref>https://news.yahoo.com/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html</ref> was uploaded to the internet depicting multiple Russian soldiers tying up and forcibly castrating an enemy, a violation of Articles 6 & 7 ("Crimes against humanity", "War crimes") of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.<ref>https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf</ref> Ukranian intelligence alleges that the one who filmed the video was Yuri Kuznetsov (Private first class, combat group JAK), who had been deployed to Ukraine in May 2022;<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388683429/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/388685762/#388687946</ref> however, these charges are denied by the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.<br />
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=== Eduardo Incident ===<br />
[[File:Eduardo instagram.png|thumb|A screenshot of his Instagram profile.]]<br />
Shortly after kuzs acquisition of the sharty, dataminers used reverse search technology to find Kuz's private social media. Leading him to private and unprivate them several times over the next few days, as well as heavily censor discussion of them. Interestingly, these accounts were made under the name "Eduardo", leading some to believe that kuz's real name is actually eduardo (unlikely) or that kuz is simply hiding is true identity and "Eduardo" is a stunt double.<br />
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== Temporary Disappearance ==<br />
In early 2022, once it became clear that [[Soot]] would not sell him [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]], Kuz entered into a deep depressive state and noticeably changed. On February 5th, 2022, Kuz made his final post announcing that he was leaving the scene forever.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206054043/soyjak.party/soy//res/322024.html</ref> This was ultimately just a troll post and he just took a "Hiatus" to think on a new plan to buy the Sharty.<br />
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==The death of Soot==<br />
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[[File:Ending of the sharty.png|thumb|"Guess I got what I deserve"]]<br />
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Some Anonymous truthlers have theorized that Kuz could've possibly been behind Soot's disappearance, as he would directly benefit from his death. We now know that Soot was close friends with Kuz to the point of including this friend in his will, leaving Kuz as the sole heir to the sharty. Maybe Kuz took advantage of this, even if he didn't, it's still suspicious how all posts mentioning this have been deleted in less than 5 seconds and the poor posters permabanned and reported to their local authorities for possession of child pornography (which was planted on their computers using a virus that is installed on your computer the first time you open the nu-sharty)<br />
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=See also=<br />
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20211105044734/https://info.kolyma.org/kuz.html info.kolyma.org/kuz.html] - Kuz's own wiki article (biased)<br />
*[https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz's (long) article on Bibliotheca Anonoma] <br />
*[https://kuz.lol Kuz's personal website]<br />
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCubnO1VfdRGua-B_jtUK1Vw Kuz's YouTube page]<br />
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*[[soot]]<br />
*[[BBC war]]<br />
*[[Kuz impersonator]]<br />
*[[Nigga Kuz]]<br />
*[[Kuz (Sootist Perspective)]]<br />
*[[Kuz (Soot's perspective)]]<br />
*[[Kuz (Fishes Perspective)]]<br />
*[[Kuz (Troon perspective)]]<br />
*[[Kuz (trees perspective)]]<br />
*[[Kuz (sneed's perspective)]]<br />
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=Citations=<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Soyldiers&diff=21536Soyldiers2022-08-16T17:59:47Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21499 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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<div>[[File:Soyldiers.png|200px|thumb|right|Three soyjak soldiers]]<br />
'''Soyldiers''' are a category of soyjak variants portrayed as soldiers.<br />
They took part in the military intervention into the [[Mental Asylum]] during the martial law following the great insurrection of 2020.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201115143530/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html </ref><br />
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== Known Soyldiers ==<br />
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* S.O.R 1st Captain Mark Soilent<br />
* S.O.Y.T Officer<br />
* General Soyowadd<br />
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== In popular culture ==<br />
[[File:Soyldier from tf2.png|thumb|[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0c/Soldier_cartstopitdefense03.wav You WILL stand next to the cart.]]]<br />
The recent renaissance of the [[Soyical Arts]] in the [[Soy Community]] has spurred on soy historians to search for traces of soy culture throughout the annals of history. Under this new lens, it was discovered that the soldier from Team Fortress 2 may, in fact, have been a soyldier, as he had many proto-soiish tendencies evident in his voicelines.<br />
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== Citations ==<br />
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[[Category:Variants]]</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=SoyBooru/Scraping&diff=21534SoyBooru/Scraping2022-08-16T17:59:41Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21501 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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<div>This page will show you how to kill niggers. (and, i guess, how to download all images <s>(all the nas coal)</s><br />
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== Steps ==<br />
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==== Installation ====<br />
Install '''imgbrd-grabber''' from [https://bionus.github.io/imgbrd-grabber/ here.]<br />
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==== First launch ====<br />
When you first start the program, you should be welcomed with this window:<br />
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Click '''OK'''<br />
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==== Adding a source ====<br />
Click on '''Sources'''<br />
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Click on '''Add'''<br />
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Uncheck '''Guess''' and set Type to '''Shimmie''' and Url to '''booru.soy'''<br />
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Check booru.soy and click OK<br />
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==== Downloading ====<br />
You have to pick a folder in order to download images, to do that you have to click '''...''' next to '''Folder'''<br />
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'''(Optional)''' If you want to have descriptive filenames type '''%id% %all:underscores%.%ext%''' in '''Name''' field.<br />
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Click '''Save'''<br />
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If you want to download all images click on '''Get all'''<br />
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You can also choose to download specific tags, for example if you want images with crying tag just type '''crying'''<br />
[[File:Grabber-9.png|none|500x500px]]<br />
Click '''Downloads'''<br />
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Select the first group and right click then select '''Download'''<br />
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Now it should start downloading.<br />
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==Citations==<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Bunkerchan&diff=21533Bunkerchan2022-08-16T17:59:38Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21502 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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<div>[[File:Sovietjak.jpg|thumb|Average Bunkerchan user|263x263px]]<br />
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{{Infobox Imageboard Site<br />
|imageboard_name = Leftypol<br />
|imageboard_logo = [[File:Leftypol logo.png|100px]]<br />
|date_founded = September 8th, 2015<br />
|major_boards = /leftypol/<br />
|total_posts = 1,000,000+<br />
|homepage = [https://leftypol.org/ leftypol.org]}}<br />
<s>FORMERLY AHAHAHAHAH Bunkerchan.net</s> leftypol.org, or leftychan.net, is a [[datamining]] website founded in 1998. Originally a board on [[8chan]], it was made as an alternative to [[4chan]]nel's [[/pol/]] board. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210208104542/http://bunkerchan.net/leftypol/res/668788.html</ref><br />
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Bunkerchan.net <s>DO</s> DID NOT tolerate intolerance nor bigotry. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210208104542/http://bunkerchan.net/leftypol/res/668788.html</ref> Interestingly enough though, they [[though]] that Gulags were so funny they named a nigger board after them. Bunkerchan? More like bunkertranny! <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210401210549/http://bunkerchan.net/gulag/</ref> <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210725183315/https://leftypol.org/gulag/</ref><br />
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== Datamining! ==<br />
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To nobody's surprises leftypol.org mods, specifically Cabalo (who is responsible for the radlib wordfilters for "nigger" and "tranny" btw) engage in datamining, proof below.[[File:Incel.jpg|thumb|196x196px|Another description of an average bunkerchan user]]<br />
[[File:Datamining.png|center|thumb|Post this, and see how quickly you'll get banned.]]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Commie]]<br />
== Citations ==<br />
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[[Category:Websites]]<br />
[[Category:Imageboards]]</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Big_Black_Cock&diff=21532Big Black Cock2022-08-16T17:59:29Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21503 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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'''BBC''', which stands for big black coal, also called as '''BIG BLACK COAL,''' is a theory in which black men (or any men of african descent) are massive coalers. <br />
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Many jelous TBPs (tiny balck peckers) will slander say that it actually means "Big Black cock". <br />
The real truth iS that the BBC spammers are not even actually balck, they are mostly just cucklords (and some trannies) who are obsessed with nigger dicks.</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Sidson&diff=21531Sidson2022-08-16T17:59:19Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21504 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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<div>[[File:The Siddler.png|thumb|Siddle me this?]]<br />
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== Sidson/Sidjak ==<br />
[[File:SidSon Sidjak 3.png|thumb|The original and most recognizable Sidson notice the white iris,the inflamed nostrils,and upperbite]]<br />
Sidson/Sidjak is a recent Soyjak variant that attempts to be a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russle Crowe as Sid 6.7 in ''Virtuosity'' as replacement for Jedediah Smith in lawnmower man. Like Cobson, Sidson has accumulated a mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being associated with Vinluv, a controversial figure. <br />
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== Controvery ==<br />
[[File:Sidheart.png|thumb|They may take our threads,but they'll never take away our IDs]]<br />
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Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has recieved mixed reviews, majority of it being negativity and [[:File:Marge.jpeg|confusion]]. despite the criticism Vinluv continued to <s>force</s> push it until it finally got a tag on the booru<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220327215433/https://booru.soyjak.su/post/list/variant%3Asidjak/1</ref> which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.<br />
[[File:Sid ObliteratesChudjak janny.png|thumb|>NAS AM I?]]<br />
[[File:Sidson Origin.gif|thumb|The original Inspiration[[File:Vidson.png|thumb|Sootron,it was wrong to serve you.]][[File:Sidson Iv's the haters.png|thumb|The Final Sid-lution]]|295x295px]]<br />
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== Sid as a Means of Revolution ==<br />
[[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The Variant of the people]]<br />
Sid's Polarizing nature makes the Variant prime use as fodder asing Soyvile War shenanigans,also as a battlecry against's Soot and Kuz's radicle decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]] protests,symboling a coming age of Jakking,led by Vinluvian forces.<br />
[[File:Sid (son) City.png|thumb|In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.]]<br />
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== Hid Sids ==<br />
[[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can you find them all?]]<br />
as a mean of protest Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking,said jakking is hiding sids and regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved,spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite succesful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire.<br />
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== Relation to other 'sons ==<br />
The Variant "Sidson" is seperated even furthur from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to the LawnMower man soyjak,it's asthetic similarities to the original Jacobson (bared,singular row of teeth,detailed whites and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7),though most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either to do misunderstanding, simplicity,or an attempt to separated form other 'sons. Vinluv,it's original creator,still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak",the naming controversy has many Siddish posters confused to this day.<br />
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== Citations ==</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=The_Netherlands&diff=21530The Netherlands2022-08-16T17:58:58Z<p>Bruh21: Replaced content with "netherlands DO LOOK LIKE THAT, this is not misinformation ====== {{YouWILLexpandthispage}} ====== '''The Netherlands''' are a mysterious la..."</p>
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<div>[[File:Netherlands.png|thumb|netherlands DO LOOK LIKE THAT, this is not misinformation]]<br />
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'''The Netherlands''' are a mysterious land known whose existence is known by only [[Soy Community|the smartest of people]]. It is rumoured to be below [[Fruit Soyjaks|the ridge]], where no one but [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1569246037 explorers] have ever been. <br />
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[[Ongezellig|'Zellig]] also comes from there.<br />
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== Relations with the sommunity and [[/bant/|others]] ==<br />
The dutch first settled on /co/,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/ongezellig/</ref> where they brought their show with them. To the posters there, they seemed to be annoying spammers of a foreign cartoon they couldn't understand, and so, the community of dutch there remained isolated...<br />
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Until a brave colonialist known as "daily 'zellig spammer" adventured out to [[/qa/]], a place that he'd heard great tales from, and started to make daily threads about [[Ongezellig|his cultural heritage]]. At first, the soyjakkas on /qa/ found him to be annoying, but after a while they started accepting dutch culture and making 'zellig [[Soyjak|jaks]].<br />
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But nothing in the world remains peaceful and on November 3rd, [[The Great Soyset|the great massacre]] happened... <br />
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All threads were locked and lost and now our brave hero had to find [[/bant/|a new home]].<br />
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Along with many others in the sommunity, he went on /bant/ and started making the daily threads there, he's come to visit [[Soyjak.party|the 'arty]] from time to time too, but the future knows no bounds, what will our brave protagonist do next? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON SOY [[Meds|M(eds)]]!<br />
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== Citations ==</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Sneed%27s_Feed_and_Seed&diff=21529Sneed's Feed and Seed2022-08-16T17:58:41Z<p>Bruh21: Undo revision 21506 by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk)</p>
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<div>[[File:sneedsfeedandseed.png|400px|thumb|right|Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's). The two farmers can be seen here.]]<br />
'''Sneed's Feed and Seed''' (Formerly Chuck's) is an authentic rustic convenience store selling farm and animal supplies on the outskirts of Springfield, Ohio. The cashier and the two farmers who sit outside the shop are collectively known as '''Sneed''', though the farmers are sometimes referred to as Farmer 1 and Farmer 2. The joke of the store's name is that the store was formerly Chuck's Feed and Seed, and [[Chuck]] does not rhyme with Feed or Seed, meaning the current name's rhyme is a complete coincidence.<br />
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In conclusion, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck" or "Chuck's Fuck and Suck.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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* Sneed, Chuck, and the store itself made their debut appearance during the fifth episode of the eleventh season of The Simpsons, also known as "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)". This episode first aired on November 7, 1999.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-I-E-I-(Annoyed_Grunt)</ref><br />
* At the behest of Chuck, [[Nigel Farage]] gave a shout-out to Sneed and his store on April 5, 2021 in order to wish him a happy birthday.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxwSngUEk8</ref><br />
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==History==<br />
One of the first memes about Sneed and his store was centered around users on 4channel's /tv/ board posting an image of Sneed's Feed and Seed and claiming that they did not understand the joke.<ref> http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79086424/ </ref> This joke proved prophetic on November 12, 2019, with the launch of Disney Plus and the subsequent discovery that the older Simpsons episodes had been poorly cropped, and that many visual gags, such as Sneed's Feed and Seed, were not discernible.<ref>https://www.screengeek.net/2019/11/14/the-simpsons-disney-plus-cropping-episodes/</ref><ref>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/124088192/#124088192</ref><br />
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== See also ==<br />
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* [[Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty]], another famous pair<br />
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==Citations==<br />
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[[Category:Shitposting]]<br />
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[[File:ACK.png|thumb|ACK!]]<br />
'''Trannies''' (also known as '''commiepedotroons''', '''troons''' or '''hons''') is a term used to refer to mentally ill people who believe they are the opposite gender then they really are. It commonly refers to women who think they are men, and men who think they are women; these examples are known as "binary" transgender people. All non-binary people are also inherently included under the term transgender, because their gender is not their true gender. <br />
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Transgenderism is a fake pseudoscience invented by a sick murderous pedophile named John Money and Magnus Hirschfeld. "Gender" as a term was also invented by him. The correct term is "sex", of which there are two you can be born as: Male or Female, there are no other options, and no way to change it. The Kikes sees trannies as great sources of long-term profit, by selling them body-destroying hormones and dick-chopping surgeries. Any and all support for the trannies is driven entirely by the profit incentive of Jew-owned businesses and Jew doctors.<br />
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==The "You will never be a real woman" Copypasta ==<br />
You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.<br />
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.<br />
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.<br />
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.<br />
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.<br />
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.<br />
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[[File:5192-Jackbox.png|thumb|242x242px|Jakbox logo.]]<br />
'''Jackbox Raiding''' is a recreational activity in which [[Soy Community|'jakkers]] watch and interact with a Twitch streamer playing ''The Jackbox Party Pack''. Jackbox Raiding has been a wild success, with a dedicated general up at all times on [[Soyjak.party|The Party]]'s /raid/ board. <s>Jackbox raids are rarely up on the sharty, due to various events. This is subject to change. See Downfall for more information.</s> After the [[Jackbox Raiding#Revival|Sticky Incident,]] Jackbox raids are now back. Jackbox Raiding is considered a spiritual successor to "Zoom Raiding" .<br />
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<s>Jackbox raiding has been largely phased out in favor of [[Flockmod]] for drawgems, and eventually [[PixelPlanet|PixelPlanet.]]</s> Both of these have died. Flockmod has too many shit, and nobody wants to fix the PixelPlanet base anymore. Jackbox, however, is an infinite goldmine of endless salts. In this sense, Jackbox is forever. <br />
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==Activities==<br />
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===Drawgems===<br />
'''Drawgems''', also known as '''you WILL play champ'd up''', is the main event of Jackbox Raiding and is where soyteens show off their art skills by drawing [[Gem|gems]]. <br />
===Chudding it up===<br />
There is no quicker or more sure way to make the streamer freak than by posting prompts involving the word [[nigger]]. This, and other racist/[[Chudjak|chud]]-like behavior is referred to as "chudding it up". This serves as a guaranteed killswitch to end the stream whenever it's time to streamhop;<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034051/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/15838.html#16001</ref> however, some people ([[14nate higgers88|Nate]])<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034051/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/15838.html#15877</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16312</ref> can't help themselves and chud it up too early, sometimes nuking other people's gems before they can be shown. Chudding it up often works despite the game having an assortment of built-in moderation tools, which most streamers are too retarded to use. Some chads have taken it upon themselves to have sex and touch grass. Chudding it up is a crucial step to getting a streamer [[Jackbox Raiding#Banning|banned.]] <br />
[[File:Jackbox Chuddery Chart.png|thumb|362x362px|A handy chart on chudding it up, with the most gemful ones at the top and literally unchuddable trivia coal at the bottom.]]<br />
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===Coordinates posting===<br />
Another way to get a reaction out of the streamer is post a set of random coordinates, e.g. 56.2639° N, 9.5018° E. This also works with random street addresses, random IP addresses, and more. A popular subject for this is the [[Swaglord|Jay Louis Irwin]] dox.<br />
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===Chat===<br />
The Party has redpilled multiple Twitch streamers on [[Thrembo]], [[Cobson]], [[Soot]]'s involvement with the [[CIA]], and has even convinced some to come visit the Party itself, and even got one guy (cakewalker872) to watch [[Ongezellig]] on stream. As neutral arbiters, streamers also serve as definitive authorities on what is gem or coal, and as such they are frequently asked questions like "PLEASE ANSWER is cobson gem or coal".<br />
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Saying unfamiliar sharty slang like keyed, gem, cobson, etc is a surefire way to make a streamer freak out, especially if they are aware of our actions in the slightest.<br />
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===Using the Drawing Script===<br />
Some users have discovered a [https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/430710-jackboxdrawer-lite userscript] that allows them to upload any image to any drawing game.<ref>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/430710-jackboxdrawer-lite</ref> This has lead soyteens to uploading [https://files.catbox.moe/bvlj2y.png TOS-breaking imagery] (WARNING: 'cado coinslot) that can get a streamer banned. The most popular usage of this script is in the champ'd up game, but take into consideration that if too many soyteens use this script, it may cause the Jackbox game host to crash.<br />
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A [https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/406893-jackboxdrawer better version of the userscript] exists that doesn't crop your gems and even lets you crash the game by yourself, but it requires a download and [[Datamining|(((java)))]] to work.[[File:Jackbox-lavasear.png|thumb|371x371px|[[Impish Soyak Ears]] dressed in a coordinates gem from Tee K.O.]]<br />
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===Multiboxing===<br />
Multiboxing a stream is an effortless way to get more like-minded chuds into a stream, in the [[The Great Soyset|absence of activity]] in a thread. It's easy to run a full lobby by yourself on word games like Quiplash, but note that drawing becomes difficult with more than 2 players inside the game. You can either run multiple games with [https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sessionbox-multi-login-to/megbklhjamjbcafknkgmokldgolkdfig?hl=en SessionBox] or just use multiple browsers/an incognito window. What matters is that the cookies must be different in each tab.<br />
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Sadly, SessionBox has a paid model and will [[Jews|jew]] you if you attempt to get more than 10 tabs. If you need to get [[Thrembo|thrembo+]] <br />
audiences into one game, [https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/multilogin/ijfgglilaeakmoilplpcjcgjaoleopfi?hl=en MultiLogin] works best for that purpose, but is annoying to use. Streamers may get suspicious if your alts are too similarly named. This technique will not work on games that force Twitch Login.<br />
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Jackbox does not check cookies when joining as an audience, so multiboxing a full audience is even easier. Simply join, make ~20 or so new tabs, and then rejoin in all of them to start vote manipulating, no special software required. Streamers will notice that their audience suddenly has 20 people in it despite the stream only having 12 viewers, so prepare for a funny reaction.[[File:Jackbox Twitch Reporting.jpg|thumb|⚠️REPORTING IN PROGRESS⚠️]]<br />
Using the drawing script while multiboxing submits your drawing on all users ingame, which can be good or bad depending on what you want to do.<br />
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===Banning===<br />
Twitch is known to have notoriously [[Janny|bad moderation]]. It is possible to abuse this system by following 4 simple steps:<br />
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#Get the streamer to play a drawing game, like Tee-KO or Champ'd Up. Any game with an exposed drawing surface is prime coinslot time.<br />
#Use the Drawing Script to upload a NSFW image. The more clear the ass/dick, the better. Nikocado Avocado's Onlyfans is a popular choice for this.<br />
#Cry crocodile tears in Twitch's report function, describing how the streamer is intentionally showing coinslots to their fans or something like that. It's better when multiple soyteens report the video at once.<br />
#Watch the fireworks. Make sure to check the streamer's [[Twitter|twitter,]] it's likely they're having a ban-induced meltdown.<br />
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===Marbleslotting===<br />
Marbles on Stream is a game where [[gigachad|you]] (the twitch viewer) race as a marble. Also, if the streamer checks out your marble ingame, it shows your profile picture on stream. While not Jackbox in itself, it can be trolled in the same ways, making it popular when the Jackbox streamers are having a slow day/playing coal.<br />
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Its easy to ban streamers for showing nudity. Simply set your profile picture to an image of Nikocado Avocado's asshole/whatever inappropriate image you desire, get your profile shown on stream, and then report! Please note that doing this is very much against Twitch TOS, so do this on an account you don't care about.<br />
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===Russian Hours===<br />
During some times of the day, there can be as little as ~3 people streaming Jackbox. This measly population also includes many Russian streamers. Did you know that only ~10% of claim to be able to speak and understand English?<ref>https://understandrussia.com/foreign-languages/</ref> This means that you are able to put bannable "chud" words on stream without the streamer even noticing. Note that this makes it substantially harder to get a bold reaction, as the usual tactics of mindlessly spamming [[nigger]] will no longer work. This doesn't mean you can't [https://www.deepl.com/translator translate] it into your target language, though. [[Jackbox Raiding#Using the Drawing Script|The drawscript]] will always work, for the slot is truly international.<br />
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==Reception from streamers==<br />
<s>Most</s> some streamers are grateful to have the influx of viewers, even if they find us alienating due to our spamming of unfamiliar words and insistence to draw pictures of [[Soyjak|bald men]]. Other streamers are ungrateful for the arrival of the soyteens and have on many occasions banned them or called them bots.<br />
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When the stream is invariably chudded up, streamers almost always '''SHUT IT DOWN''', making the game Twitch Verification only, mass banning anyone even slightly related to the 'sharty, or stopping the stream altogether when faced with the dilemma of gamer words. This may also be paired with anti-racist messages, like one streamer who spoke a tirade on Black Lives Matter when faced with chuds doing what chuds do best.<br />
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Streamers often refer to soyteens as "the [[gem]] people" due to our spamming of the word gem.<br />
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===hyprobj===<br />
[[File:Hypr_twitch_raid.png|thumb|hypr posts his own jak on the sharty.|302x302px]]On January 19, 2022, 'jakkers raided furry v-tuber hyprobj. This particular raid was notable as the streamer was highly receptive to the raid, ultimately resulting in the first recorded instance of a streamer browsing the sharty live on air. Additionally he browsed the 'ru, this very wiki, watched sharty videos including Impjak Adventure, and even attempted to draw [https://files.catbox.moe/urkgtv.png his own jak]. This flooded the catalog briefly to generally positive-leaning reception with some teens drawing [https://files.catbox.moe/d4jybs.png fan-art], however some Chuds were worried that it would lead to an influx of normies to the site. This was widely debunked by the Mossad, thoughever. The full VOD is available on YouTube, with the raid starting at around [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM17ITQ5Q78&t=25350 7:02:30] and browsing starting around [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM17ITQ5Q78&t=27442 7:37:22].<br />
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===acegoodheartnightfire===<br />
[[File:Regret.png|thumb|Chud experiences regret for raiding a hobo.<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16547</ref>]]<br />
On January 23, 2022, shartybros raided a genuinely mentally-disturbed "poor sad hobo"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16537</ref> who was literally playing the game by himself. Despite orders to "make it wholesome", he was already on the verge of tears before the raid even began. Many teens expressed empathy for the streamer,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16553</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16557</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16558</ref> with one chud saying "i dont know if i can stay in this stream any longer its tearing me apart",<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16547</ref> and another saying "I have no problem doing this to [[trannies]] and teen faggots, but when it comes to social outcasts i just feel bad".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16553</ref> He began crying when someone mildly chudded it up.<ref>[[:File:Acegoodheartnightfire debacle.png|File:Acegoodheartnightfire_debacle.png]]</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16561</ref> One teen noted that he was the only streamer to ever be nice to us.<ref>https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16567</ref><br />
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As though it were retribution, the Party was DDoSed 15 minutes later<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220206034150/https://soyjak.party/raid//res/16305.html#16569</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220205095856/http://soyjak.party/raid//res/19910.html</ref> during the r/inceltear episode, and the Jackbox thread ended shortly thereafter.<br />
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===Egg White ===<br />
[[File:Egg white stream (03-07-39.023).jpg|thumb|''“In my opinion, the Sharty is the heart of internet culture right now … And that sounds kind of fucking weird…”'']]<br />
{{ToBeResearched|topic=Egg White raid}}<br />
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On February 04th, https://odysee.com/@EggWhite:0/0206Reupload:c?t=10781<br />
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===Ian Alexander ===<br />
[[File:Aftermath 3.jpg|thumb|514x514px|{{Quote|>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T HECKIN' RAID AND BAN THE HECKIN TRANNY DURING HER- I-I M-MEAN HIS STREAMING!!!!!! NOOOOOOO, STOP EVIL CHUDS!!!!!!!}}]]<br />
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On July 20th, 2022, 'jakkers raided the stream of a ftm (female to male) tranny named Ian Alexander (known on twitch as ianaiexander). The procedure went as normal at first, although the [[Gigachad|'jakker-chads]] expressed disgust at the uncanny that is a non-passing tranny. They played for a while but eventually chudded up and the streamer trooned out and them all to touch grass, which led to mass reports and eventually her banning.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/807370.html#q808517</ref> She is a Hollywood actress who appeared in nu-Star Trek and "the Last of Us Part II". <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Alexander_(actor)</ref> She then proceeded to throw a tantrum on her blue-checkmark Twitter account. News articles, seeing the blue checkmark, picked up on this as an opportunity to talk about how the "le muh evil nazi incel trolls" are for abusing twitch moderation. As such, some articles about the situation were made, with one even ending up on Yahoo News. <ref>https://news.yahoo.com/ian-alexander-suspended-twitch-muting-180833259.html</ref> This marks the first time that the actions of soyjak.party have gotten on the news. As of July 22, 2022, she has regained her account.<ref>https://mobile.twitter.com/ianaIexander/status/1550197392342863873</ref><br />
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===AzzyTheAngel ===<br />
On July 29, 'jakkers raided and almost doxxed a vtuber (possibly a tranny) living near a subway at Theresiastraat 45, 2593 AA Den Haag, Netherlands. Notably, after the stream was done, [https://twitter.com/AzzyTheAngel/status/1553168809279856650 Azzy posted to his twitter,] warning other streamers that the soyjak.party people who talk nonsense with "chud" and "teen" are hateraiding them to get them banned. Other streamers also replied that they have been hate raided too by those people, and even made threats to get soyjak.party shut down. This is the first time that something directly mentioning the sharty has gone viral.<br />
[[File:Azzy Twitter Meme.jpg|thumb|343x343px|{{Quote|NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST.... RAID THE STREAMS OF OTHERS!!!! AND THEN TRY TO HECKIN DOX THEM... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I- I- I'M GONNA MAKE A HECKIN' 2017-ESQUE REDDIT MEME TO MAKE FUN OF YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!! THAT'LL SHOW THEM!}}]]<br />
Azzy also was lurking the thread, whilst also avatarfagging, so that he could go to streams and inform people to stop the raid. [[Jackbox Raiding#Copypasta|Copypastas]] were put into action during this time, which worked well to ban Azzy from streams.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220730164129/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/843788.html</ref><br />
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The subway posted in one of his tweets was located just 4 hours after the initial raid. [https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1546499490?t=3h58m9s <s>The full VOD can be found here.</s>] [[Janny|Deleted.]] If you have any clips of him seething, feel free to add them to the wiki.<br />
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===CowThatSleeps===<br />
On July 30, 'jakkers raided a cat-fanatic streamer that at first, reacted in an extremely lively and confused manner to our use of "[[Keyed|keyed.]]" He showed annoyance at the chads constant desire to play soy remixes of songs/drawing nikocados asshole, repeatedly calling them cringe. But then, he looked at the comments of one of the remixes (the 6ixthrembo cobson remix) and..<br />
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'''He found the nest.'''<br />
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This marks the second recorded instance of a streamer browsing the sharty live on air. The thread was instantly flooded with people posting gore and requests for him to rate soyjaks. He lurked the thread the entire time as the stream went on, all the while calling the "subculture" cringe.<br />
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Unlike other streamers, he was able to censor out questionable content without throwing a temper tantrum (up to 80% of prompts at times), and eventually interest was lost.<br />
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===Virwaterc===<br />
On July 30, 2022, 'Jakkers decided to raid a streamer known as Virwaterc. Notably, the raiders managed to make Virwaterc have a complete schizo meltdown without ever playing a game of Jackbox, or even Chudding it up. The raid began with 'Jakkers following the user en masse, prompting several popups on stream, causing mild confusion and worry. Raiders mostly just chatted jakker lingo, prompting more questions and anxiety. Eventually, Virwaterc's friend began to claim it was a hateraid, and demanded anyone saying "gem" to be banned. One raider agreed, with others claiming the 'sharty was a charity. The streamer's sage kept building, culminating in Virwaterc yelling at the chat, asking them "What do you gain from this?!" And ending the stream early. This raid was considered a massive success, with one chad calling it a "TOTAL 'JAKKER VICTORY".<br />
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[https://soyjak.wiki/images/a/a1/Y2Mate.is_-_JACKBOX_SPERGOUT-T1ynPXTZkJE-1080p-1659256893900.mp4 Click here to watch the finale of the stream.]<br />
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===Jonnyboy2750===<br />
On August 8th, 2022, The sharty set its sights upon Jonnyboy2750. He was a streamer that was raided and (regrettably) banned. He was notably different than the normal type of people that we raid and didn't get annoyed by the chuddy language on screen saying "i just like to thank everyone for showing up today to play and thank you for all your support". This caused a lot of regret among the 'jakker community with people saying "HE WAS ONE OF US". <s>One 'jakker reached out to him on his reddit but is still awaiting a reply.</s> Jonny was unbanned the following day, where he would go on to stream fortnite. The chads found the stream and subsequently made their amends. Jonny was exposed to sharty culture, called Cobson a gem, and played David Thoughie on stream. <br />
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==Obfuscation Methods==<br />
Some disgruntled streamers and vigilantes have taken it upon themselves to inform streamers in the thread that they are being raided, so that they cannot be trolled. Multiple methods exist to diminish the effect of their actions, though.<br />
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===Link Lock===<br />
Links to streams can be put in the [https://jstrieb.github.io/link-lock/create/ Link Lock] script to obfuscate them, requiring a password with a hint to access the stream. The questions usually revolve around some aspect of [[Soy speak|sharty culture]] (ex: [[Wojak|what was the first soyjak based off of?]])<br />
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While these questions are comically easy to someone who has been on the sharty for more than a few seconds, they are completely alien to streamers that have just joined from our actions. Thus, by the time streamers are able to get in through an unobfuscated link, it may already be too late.<br />
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===Cyrillicization===<br />
Letters in the link to a twitch stream are replaced with their equivalent characters in Cyrillic script (f becomes ф, v becomes в, etc.) Since not many are kuzpilled on this, this method is hardly as popular compared to link locking.<br />
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===Copypasta===<br />
Before raiding, jakkers may put a copypasta into the target's stream as to get the informer banned and discredited. This copypasta will usually imply that the informer is raiding them, and will attempt to ban them for hate speech. This was the first obfuscation method tried with links.<br />
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Here is an example for Azzy:<br />
Azzy Azzy is a known troll. He is going around spamming a copypasta to random Twitch streams, and those who have this happen to them get their streams hate raided and taken down for hate speech and and will have their accounts and their groups exposed with the members inside it becoming a victim as well. Spread the word and send this to as many posts as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT listen to what he says and immediately block and ban him, please stay safe.<br />
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== Notable raiders==<br />
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*marele - Possibly the most active raider, likely responsible for making most of the raid threads. Says "soyteen" a lot.<br />
*[[Cobson|lawnmowerman1992]]<br />
*rika___furude - Chuds it up often.<br />
*[[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|lee_goldson]]<br />
*coalgem - The original.<br />
*gemcoal - The cheap copy.<br />
*mynamejeff69s - The same guy from the minecraft server. Emoji/emoticon gemmer.<br />
*tapionlmao - Teen. Says we shouldn't do raids anymore.<br />
*t0mmst<br />
*avoidingthepuddles_son - Notorious chud, asks for LTC or "i ruin all your games" Might even be responsible for the ultimate death of jackbox raids.<br />
*Svenskabeat and ILoveGemmies - Falseflag trannies. Migrate immediately after seeing them.<br />
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== Downfall==<br />
The frequency of /jakbox/ threads on the log slowed down around February. Despite massive advancements in jackboxing, streamers would react predictably to 'jakkers; questioning their bizarre usage of [[gem]]/[[coal]]/[[cobson]] and asking for the meanings of such things, showing confusion at the [[Reddit|source]]/motives of jakkers and their art, and eventually '''SHUTTING IT DOWN''' once chuds beam in to draw swastikagems and upload [[Coin Slot|'cados rattlesnake dick.]] Jakkers would run into the same streamers they raided weeks ago, to hilarious results. They could not find another gem of the caliber of hyprobj. Streamers would take too long to open up rounds, and even play coal trivia games despite protests from gemmers. The ADHDposters were leaving.<br />
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avoidingthepuddles_son was a [[trannies|tranny]] panhandler superchud that would ultimately lead to Jackbox raids dying. The first archived instance of avoidingthepuddles_son was archived on March 4,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220307171732/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/371727.html</ref> but he was possibly active as early as mid-late february. He would "explain" the sudden influx of users by stating something along the lines of "Please be careful, your stream was linked on [[4chan]] and they're gonna spam "hate speech" in the game. i recommend requiring twitch or making the game private" in twitch chat.<ref>https://archive.ph/0zmgp</ref> The usage of mentioning 4chan instead of the sharty is clever, as while soyjak.party is an obscure [[Imageboard|altchan,]] 4chan very much isn't. Streamers, fully knowing of the sites notorious reputation for chuddery, would be rendered inconsolable and lock/shut down/twitch verify the stream instantly. He would then ask for [[Jews|$30]] LTC, or else all games would be ruined forever. It was a more effective trolling tactic than chudding it up. <br />
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Compounded with regular users propensity to chud up instantly, it made it very hard to play Champ'd Up, and eventually led to the death of Jackbox raiding.<br />
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== Revival==<br />
On July 19, 2022, ([[The Great Purchase|49 hours into the Kuz Era]]), a Jackbox thread was created... <br />
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<big>'''And stickied.'''</big><br />
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This nuclear combination of the thread being pinned and having no jackbox raids in months caused quite the stir, with the original thread quickly reaching hundreds of posts.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220723092322/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/803330.html</ref> Streams numbered in the dozens of users, up from the pitiful ~3-5 jakkers threads would get during the downfall. New and old, interest was gained. Jackboxing was saved. It was during this time that the technique of banning was discovered, thanks to the temporary suspension of inaries_'s and many others channels after 'jakkers uploaded porn and [[Coin Slot|nikocados]] using the script.<br />
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{{ToBeResearched|topic=All revival threads, in sequence}}<br />
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#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220723092322/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/803330.html July 19 800+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220723092202/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/807370.html July 20 1500+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220723094025/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/811209.html July 22]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220723221558/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/815504.html July 22]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220731092837/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/843788.html July 29 2600+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220731222713/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/850123.html July 31 2000+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220802134137/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/855465.html Aug 01 2000+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220805125946/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/861137.html Aug 02 1200+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220000000000*/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/872637.html Aug 04 1200+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220807012229/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/877902.html Aug 05 1300+ posts]<br />
#[https://web.archive.org/web/20220808202110/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/881941.html Aug 06 840+ posts]<br />
#[https://soyjak.party/soy//res/887394.html Aug 08 ?+ posts]<br />
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===Downfall (again)===<br />
There has been no "second downfall", only coaler tranny demoralization to stop the raids.<br />
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==Clips==<br />
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Jackbox<br />
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https://streamable.com/pc6637 the original cob<br />
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https://streamable.com/95szvo niqqer cobson<br />
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https://streamable.com/1qnxm7 krispyfrieddragon 'cado on the tee-ko<br />
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https://streamable.com/nq2r8q elf roundhouse kick ni99ers<br />
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https://streamable.com/ro9czq cowthatsleeps 'cado encounter<br />
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https://streamable.com/az23ao cowthatsleeps 'cado encounter 2<br />
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https://streamable.com/upz71n Guys on a couch witnesses chud<br />
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https://streamable.com/1khr33 Robot rap tranny chuddery<br />
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https://streamable.com/2ci24e bugcolez and his friends talk about the [[Jackbox Raiding#AzzyTheAngel|azzy tweet]]<br />
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https://streamable.com/qafe44 CowThatSleeps goes to the sharty and calls us as "cringe pissbabies" (seething) <br />
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https://streamable.com/pdzt2l robot rap yikes bro <br />
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https://streamable.com/un9lh4 bubblegumaddict NO STOP IM NOT ALLOWED THAT NO NO STOP <br />
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https://streamable.com/4ohyo3<nowiki/>bubblegumaddict presses the censor button<br />
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https://streamable.com/ukjaml shittydaniel what oh WOAH no no <br />
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https://streamable.com/fwaot2 tranny gets raided part 1/3 <br />
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https://streamable.com/j9v02f tranny gets raided part 2/3 <br />
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https://streamable.com/hdd7wi tranny gets banned live on stream 3/3 <br />
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https://streamable.com/5drrue 'Slot on the 'utton <br />
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https://streamable.com/ycgeki Buck Breaking in action <br />
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https://streamable.com/yyjwd8 sharty raid [[Trannies|speedrun world record any%]]<br />
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https://streamable.com/ejqde6 Austrian fail <br />
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Marble race<br />
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https://streamable.com/3crjmj "oh my god cobzone yo man what the fuck is up" <br />
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https://streamable.com/q2mk27 <br />
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https://streamable.com/bfpzbc *repressed gag laugh* 'oh god<br />
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https://streamable.com/qy5fps WAIT. YO WHAT THE FUCK?! What a (gosky?) that was so clean!<br />
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https://streamable.com/yxxqss *mumbling something about calling kwayyernorge kway, seemingly unaware of the significance of showing dat dick on stream*<br />
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https://streamable.com/r4q60c There- *PFFFFF!!* Oh my god!<br />
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https://streamable.com/6b2udh *2010-eqsue electronic music playing the background while nikocado coinslot shows on stream*<br />
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https://streamable.com/r0onnh umm.. i reckon this guy named soyjak. soyjak, he looks kinda.. this guy over here.- oh my god. alright definitely not doing that<br />
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russian gets gemmed up on [[discord|Pisscord]]<br />
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https://streamable.com/ubmoml<br />
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"<br />
|+Transcripts<br />
!This guy also spammed me with these pictures in my personal messages<br />
Holy shit!<br />
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I don't know why he spammed me<br />
|-<br />
!Надо же мне этот чел ещё и в лс эти картинки заспамил<br />
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Офигеть блин<br />
<br />
Не знаю просто зачем вот он мне в лс заспамил<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
FnF streamer gets slotted (by rogue modpack?)<br />
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https://streamable.com/9nl8qq<br />
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'Chad got into the voicecall<br />
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https://streamable.com/1geznn<br />
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https://streamable.com/2hctlt<br />
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https://streamable.com/0x1amq<br />
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https://streamable.com/hex6d2<br />
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https://streamable.com/n28v9y<br />
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Woman sperging <br />
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https://streamable.com/a3ku2f<br />
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Indian gets 'cados<br />
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https://streamable.com/nukjhw<br />
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The montages/edits<br />
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https://streamable.com/94nuyv<br />
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https://streamable.com/d031k2<br />
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== Gallery==<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Drawgem 1.png|[[CIA|Glowjak]] vs [[Swaglord|Swaglord dox]] in Champ'd Up<br />
File:Drawgem 2.png|Multiple gems by coalgem<br />
File:Drawgem 3.png|Rika vs Pineapplejak in Tee K.O.<br />
File:Jackbox gem 4.png|Example of [[Nate]] chudding out.<br />
File:Drawgem 5.png|[[IT'S OVER|It's over]].<br />
File:Hyperjak.png|hyper's 'jak<br />
File:Hyper fanjak.png|hyper fanjak<br />
File:Snitch.png|CyberLeo posting coal<br />
File:Aftermath.png|The aftermath of a reporting-related incident.<br />
File:1658355787206-1.png|The tranny seething on her Account.<br />
</gallery><br />
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==Citations==<br />
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<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Namefags&diff=21525Namefags2022-08-16T17:37:33Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by 146.70.46.199</p>
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<div>'''Namefag''' is a term used to refer to users of [[Imageboard|imageboards]] such as [[4chan]] and [[Soyjak.party|the 'party]] who have decided to ignore the default anonymity of the site by giving themselves a name or another distinguishing characteristic. Users who post images of the same fictional character (it could be from anything a videogame, [[anime]], movie, show, book, etc) regardless of content are known as '''Avatarfags''', while users who have unique tripcodes are known as '''Tripfags'''.<br />
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Namefaggotry and tripfaggotry is enabled by most imageboards, but the feature is widely disliked by the users because of how rife it is among [[trannies]] and attention-deprived losers, and because it's not permitted by the fucking oldchad culture. As a mechanic, posters can start a name/trip by entering one into the appropriate field in the reply form.<br />
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== Tripfags ==<br />
'''Tripfags''' are a subset of namefags who use unique password-hashed tripcodes so as to prevent impersonation by everyone without the password.<br />
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=== Vanity Tripfags ===<br />
Despite being devised as a secure cryptographic signature, some [[Based retard|based retards]] use custom tripcode generators such as Meriken's Tripcode Engine<ref>https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3</ref><ref>https://orph.link/tripgen (online tripcode generator)</ref> to fish for a custom trip that spells their name or whatever sequence of characters they're willing to spend enough computational power on. Cool I guess?<br />
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== Stalking ==<br />
[[File:Philmarilion.jpg|thumb|239x239px|/sp/ tripfag UTV (!MjaFqpDkME) was advised to change his name and flee the country<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/40530800/#40557198</ref> after a mentally-ill [[gigachad]] stalker posted a massive diary and fanfic-infodump about him. Indeed, he stopped posting immediately after<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/MjaFqpDkME/</ref> and has never been heard from since.]]<br />
Attaching a unique identifier to your every post is like publicly [[datamining]] yourself and is a good way to get stalked by [[Schizophrenia|schizos]], but maybe that's the goal. Indeed, some tripfags seem to wish that they would be stalked.<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/40530800/#40558238</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/40530800/#40565054_11</ref><br />
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==List of notable namefags and tripfags==<br />
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=== On 4chan ===<br />
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* '''El Arcón''' - Genuine, actual [[Schizophrenia|schizo]]<sup>[citation needed]</sup> from /bant/ who constantly talks to himself<ref>https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/14080812/#14089944</ref> in his "constant anal rape thread", which is pretty much a recurring general that only he posts in. He solved the Riemann hypothesis meaning he is owed $1 million USD by the Clay Mathematics Institute. However, he was unable to get his paper [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed]].<br />
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=== On the 'party ===<br />
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* [[Kuz|'''kuz!netsovkMgo''']] - An extremely controversial Russian business tycoon/[[Datamining|dataminer]] and current owner of soyjak.party.<br />
* [[Nojak|'''nojak!!sR3lIQVdVg''']] - a real life soyjak (fake btw)<br />
* '''[[Captain Coal|captain coal !!RwWzoVC7KQ]]''' - Former administrator of the 'party<br />
* '''CobDaGem !TH1Qxwvv2k''' - [[Tranny|lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha]] doing falseflags by pretending to like cobson<br />
* '''!elUzZM2K/o''' '''-''' An avid anti-furry poster who began posting on soyjak.party's /pol/ around December<sup>[when?]<small>[December. Can't you read, fag?]</small></sup>. He has shown great displeasure with pro-Furry and pro-LGBT posting being supported on 4chan's [[/pol/]], and has thus moved to the 'party. He is also known as '''w7-890'''.<br />
* '''!D4JLqEmRdY''' - The developer of the soyjak rpg maker game. Password: jojoba12<br />
*'''!!nhwL65gZrc''' - The owner of the [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]].<br />
*'''!!AZUfTH4RXE''' - A popular /pol/ user but he stopped posting.<br />
*'''Kool Yung Sid !!Yt9bpGaLNw''' - A.K.A Vinluv Handesbukia<br />
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==See also==<br />
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* [[Discord]]<br />
* [[The faces of party|The Faces of the party]]<br />
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==Citations==<br />
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<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Soyjak:_The_Video_Game&diff=21524Soyjak: The Video Game2022-08-16T17:37:27Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by 2804:14D:5CC8:4332:45EF:647B:AD46:14A4</p>
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<div><center>[[File:Soyjak- The Video Game.gif|North American cover art]]</center><br />
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'''''Soyjak: The Video Game''''' is a 2003 action-adventure role-playing game published by Activision for Microsoft Windows, Playstation 2, Xbox and GameCube. The game is the first installment in the Soyjak video game series as well as the beginning of the wider [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak media franchise]]. The single-player story follows the player character Soyjak, based on the [[Soyjak|meme icon]], who must confront various challenges to collect all 150 [[Booru|boorujaks]] and bring peace to his troubled village.<br />
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Despite recieving generally positive reviews from critics, ''Soyjak: The Video Game'' shipped less than 10,000 copies, as the game's complicated lore failed to resonate with consumers.<br />
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An user on /muv/ by the name of soydere dev released a browser adaptation of this [[gem]], available at https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/.</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=ClydeMcDeath&diff=21523ClydeMcDeath2022-08-16T17:37:23Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by Gigachad</p>
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<div>[[File:Clyde Soyjak.png|200px|thumb|Autist's impression.]]'''ClydeMcDeath''' (usually referred to mononymously as '''Clyde''') is a prolific contributor to [[Booru|the 'ru]], having submitted over 300 'jaks and counting.<ref>https://booru.soy/user/ClydeMcDeath</ref> He was also active on [[SoyBooru|the old 'ru]], racking up nearly 500 submissions before it was deleted. Clyde is considered by many to be a major source of [[coal]], rivalling even WhipLash. Worse still, he is [[Sweden|Italian]].<br />
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==History==<br />
Chuds first drew attention to Clyde during summer 2021, a deeply distressing time for the 'party where the 'log was filled with [[14nate higgers88|Nate]] posts and the old Booru was falling into disrepair. Chuds blamed Clyde for the state of the 'ru, alleging without evidence that Clyde was a Booru moderator personally approving and encouraging all [[BBC]] spam. It is possible that this conspiracy originated with [[FAL]], taking revenge after being banned from the Booru.<br />
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In November 2021, a chud discovered Clyde's [[Datamining|Facebook]] account, showing that he had 'liked' the pages for ''BLACKED.com'' and ''KittensPlaypen'' (a furry merchandise store).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20211108072128/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/186503.html</ref> This was a devastating blow to Italy's reputation, perhaps the most embarrassing thing to come out of the country in days or even weeks. Italians everywhere have yet to fully recover.<gallery widths=500px heights=400px perrow=2 mode="nolines"><br />
File:Clyde Facebook 1.png<br />
File:Clyde Facebook 2.png<br />
</gallery><br />
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==Recent developments==<br />
Clyde has not posted on the Booru in 2 months.<br />
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==Clyde is -soyboywojak-==<br />
'''Clyde is -soyboywojak-''' is a popular<sup>[[Main Page|[4][5]]]</sup> [[Peer-reviewed study|conspiracy theory]] that claims<sup>[[Main Page|[8]]]</sup> -soyboywojak- and ClydeMcCoal are the same human<sup>[[Main Page|[6][7][10][11][12][15]]]</sup><br />
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==Citations==<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Markiplier_Soyjak&diff=21522Markiplier Soyjak2022-08-16T17:37:12Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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<div>{{DistinguishPatient|[[Markiplier Soyjak (Patient)]]}}<br />
{{ib|[[File:SoyWojak gape.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{ibhead|Markiplier Soyjak}}<br />
{{ibrow|Type|[[Soyjak]] variant}}<br />
{{ibrow|Origin|[[:/int/]], [[4chan]] (November 9, 2019)}}<br />
{{ibrow|[[Booru|Booru posts]]|{{boorusearch|variant:markiplier_soyjak|display=1100+}} <small>As of May 16th, 2022</small>}}<br />
{{ibrow|Traced from|[[Markiplier]]}}<br />
{{ibend}}<br />
[[File:Patient Markiplier.png|200px|thumb|right|A common variant.]]<br />
[[File:New markiplier soyjak.png|150px|thumb|left|A much newer and less popular variant.]]<br />
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==Summary==<br />
The Markiplier soyjak is one of the most ubiquitous soyjak variants. It is based off of the popular youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7_YxT-KID8kRbqZo7MyscQ Markiplier]. The most common variant is probably the bald version depicted on this page, although the original is also quite common. There also exists a newer version that is much less popular. Markiplier Soyjak <br />
is a member of the [[Soyjak Trio]].<br />
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==History==<br />
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The original version of [[Markiplier Soyjak]] may have been posted by an anonymous Chilean on 4chan's [[/int/]] board. <ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/113847528/#113847696 </ref><br />
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The hairy variant of Markiplier Soyjak was posted on [[/qa/]] 4 minutes after the orignal. <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3022318/#3022327</ref><br />
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The newer version of Markiplier Soyjak was made by the same person, it was revealed on December 27th 2020 after his [[/qa/]] thread reached 500 replies. <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3737544/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3737947/</ref><br />
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The newer version of the Markiplier Soyjak with a transparent background and a better beard was made by Tapi on January 30th 2022.<br clear="all"><br />
==Citations==<br />
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[[File:Markipliersmileirl.jpg|228x228px|thumb|right|The original image this soyjak is based on.]]<br />
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[[Category:Variants]]</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Soyjak_Trio&diff=21521Soyjak Trio2022-08-16T17:35:37Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by 135.125.203.142</p>
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<div>{{ib|[[File:Soytrio_HD.png|314x314px]]}}<br />
{{ibhead|Soyjak Trio}}<br />
{{ibrow|Type|[[Soyjak]] trend}}<br />
{{ibrow|Origin|[[4chan]], date and board unknown}}<br />
{{ibrow|[[Booru|Booru posts]]|{{boorusearch|soyjak_trio|display=150~}} <small>As of July 31st, 2022</small>}}<br />
{{ibrow|Members|<ul><li>[[Guinness World Record Soyjak|Gapejak]] (left)</li><li>[[Markiplier Soyjak]] (middle)</li><li>[[Soyprano]] (right)</ul>}}<br />
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The '''Soyjak Trio''', also known as '''Soytrio''', is the combined depiction of three individual [[Soyjak|soyjaks]], namely [[Gapejak]], [[Markiplier Soyjak]], and [[Tony Soprano]]. It is a popular and frequently-edited template trend.<br />
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It is unknown when the trend emerged, but it probably happened in Spring 2020.<ref>source: i remember it. see e. g. https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/134340627/#q134340981</ref> <br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="200"><br />
File:Coalstapo.png|[[CIA]]<br />
File:Soytrio synth.png|Retrowave<br />
File:Soytrio communism.png|Communism<br />
File:Soytrio zellig.png|[[Ongezellig]]<br />
File:Soytrio evangelion.png|Canada<br />
</gallery><br />
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==Soyjak Quintet==<br />
The Soyjak Quintet is a far less popular take on the Soyjak Trio which supplements the original three 'jaks with another Gapejak and a [[Wojak#Brainlets|brainlet Wojak]].<br />
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==Citations==</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=User:Bruh21&diff=21520User:Bruh212022-08-16T17:35:29Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Eduard (talk) to last revision by 141.126.58.46</p>
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<div>fix your fucking email it keeps marking me as spam</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Autism&diff=21519Autism2022-08-16T17:35:26Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:1:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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<div>[[File:ETB Soyjak.png|thumb|231x231px|{{Quote|>you didn't talk until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism}}]]<br />
[[File:1620501388439 soyjak angry crying dancing gif.gif|frame|{{Quote|>you spent how many hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao u are so Autistic despite its a valid hobby}}]]<br />
[[File:Crying SoyWojak.png|left|thumb|302x302px|{{Quote|>wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism despite its just your fashion sense}}]]<blockquote>''For the variant, see [[Tismjak]]''</blockquote>'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''' is a fake medical condition similar to [[schizophrenia]] that is used to describe people wrongly diagnosed with "autism" at a young age because some [[Meds|"qualified doctor"]] said so. It is NOT real. So-called autists are NORMAL PEOPLE tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties as part of an on-going demoralization campaign despite that they can get laid too and and live normally and don't act dumb like retards like if they had autism and it was actually real.</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Sojacraft_Minecraft_Server&diff=21518Sojacraft Minecraft Server2022-08-16T17:35:23Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 2A0B:F4C2:0:0:0:0:0:1 (talk) to last revision by Lolsoy</p>
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<div><div style="border-width: 1px 0 1px 0; border-style:solid; border-color:gray; padding:5px 0 5px 20px; margin-bottom:10px">[[File:Screen Shot 2021-06-07 at 11.44.24 AM.png|thumb|Mynamejeff69s' house (center) and 14nate_higgers88's house (right)]]''This page is about the unofficial 1.16.5 Minecraft server <b>Sojacraft</b>, for the official 1.17 [[Soyjak.party]] server by [[Soot]] check out <b>mc.soyjak.party</b>''</div><br />
[[File:SOOT.png|thumb|"SOOT has been here"]]<br />
[[File:Mynamejeff69s' house2.png|alt=|thumb|Mynamejeff69s' house]]<br />
[[File:Gem.png|alt=Gem|thumb|Gem]]<br />
'''Soyjakparty Minecraft Server''' is an unofficial [[soyjak.party]] Minecraft server. It's run on Minecraft 1.16.5.<br />
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The server IP adress is 168.119.143.94:25981<br />
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The host of the server is Skynode free plan.<br />
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Since it's on a free plan, you can renew it [https://skynode.gg/soyjakerinorenewnow101101ahahawogatakke-medic4t10nerinos here.] It makes you watch an ad to add an hour to the server, so you WILL do that. That renewal website doesn't even fucking WORK<ref>Sometimes it does work, it's bugged.</ref>.<br />
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=== ''THINGS TO NOTE:'' ===<br />
The server is filled with low-functioning autistic psychopaths and has a semi-competent admin who doesn't take anything seriously and at the same time does. So if you ever feel like joining the server, build your house very far away and make sure that you have claimed half of the map with a golden shovel.<br />
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== Notable landmarks ==<br />
Great Wall of Soy<br />
[[File:Thoughertho.png|thumb|Though Sculpure with a thoughjak on it]]<br />
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==== Though Sculpture<ref>doesn't have an official name though</ref> ====<br />
Though Sculpture was created on the first day of the server<br />
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Built by: 16characters<br />
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Improved by: Sojackers<br />
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[[File:Soyjug.png|thumb|Soyjak's home]]<br />
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==== Cocoa Soy Bottle ====<br />
The Cocoa Soy Bottle is the minecraft building based on the real life Bottle of cocoa soy, it's also home to it's builder, Soyjak and where the schizo room is on<br />
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Built by: Soyjak<br />
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[[File:Insidesoyjug.png|left|thumb|Inside the bottle]]<br />
[[File:Schizoroom.png|thumb|schizo room]]<br />
[[File:Schizobridgessign.png|thumb|Yes, really, faggot.]]<br />
[[File:Mycrib.png|thumb|azuf's shithole, where he gets fucked in the ass non-stop]]<br />
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Pods<br />
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Sky Bridge<br />
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Bedrock Swastika<br />
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Soots (Sojackers) House<br />
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Swedish Neighborhood <br />
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[[Category:Games]]<br />
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=== Revival ===<br />
On March 30, 2022 a chadcel declared that the 'party needed a new minecraft server. Having gone through multiple failures to create a new server before, the 'jakker declared that it would be different due to it's edgy "natsoc" theme<ref>https://archive.ph/DZTB7</ref>. Almost immediately he began adding completely inappropriate g*n mods. This terrible server can be found at natsoyparty.aternos.me, which also supports cracked clients. Requires forge 1.18.1<ref>https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.18.1.html</ref><ref>https://curseforge.overwolf.com/</ref><br />
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That previous server then completely failed.<br />
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Now the REAL server is here:<br />
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VERSION: 1.18.2<br />
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IP: 168.119.143.94:26464 <br />
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RENEW: <nowiki>https://skynode.gg/soyical</nowiki></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Coin_Slot&diff=20988Coin Slot2022-08-14T02:00:11Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Dsgsdjgksdhgskdghdsg (talk) to last revision by 128.1.195.136</p>
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<div>This is an image of Nikocado Avocado's asshole, and is posted somewhat often on [[4chan|4chan.]] If you look at the picture, you will see why it got this name. It's commonly posted on /fit/, and on [[/qa/]] and /ck/ to a smaller extent. [[The Great Soyset|RIP /qa/.]]<br />
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<div>>UNDERGROUND NIGGERS AREN'T REAL<br />
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>MEDS</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Thougher&diff=20986Thougher2022-08-14T01:59:41Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Dsgsdjgksdhgskdghdsg (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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<div>A '''thougher''' is someone who uses the word "though" at the end of a sentences. These "people" do it even if it's not necessary or doesn't add anything of value to their sentences though. Many ESL speakers overuse it because they are UnitedStatian cock suckers and think that by using that word at the end of their sentences UnitedStatians or other (((anglos))) will praise them.<br />
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== What to do if you encounter a thougher ==<br />
[[File:Thougher.gif|thumb|alt=|One of the many appearances of a thougher]]The recommended course of action when encountering a thougher on the internet, especially on [https://4chan.org 4chan] and other image boards, is to quote their post with a [[thoughjak]].<br />
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== History of quoting thoughers ==<br />
The movement of quoting thoughers was introduced by an anonymous Mexican poster on 4chan's board /int/. The first instances of it date back to the April of 2020<ref>[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/122092501/#q122092501 https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/122092501/]</ref>. The original thoughposting used normal [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] rather than thoughjaks until 13/5/2020<ref>[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/123153883/#q123153883 https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/123153883/]</ref>. Despite the fact that the Mexican used both soyjaks and thoughjaks, when the meme became more popular, it was associated with the last ones. It wasn't used on /qa/ until 2/7/2020<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3287120/</ref>. Currently (April 2021), quoting thoughers is a relatively popular trend on both /int/ and /qa/. You can easily find a soyjak/thoughjak when searching for "though" on 4chan archive websites.<br />
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== Citations ==<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Joshua_Conner_Moon&diff=20985Joshua Conner Moon2022-08-14T01:59:33Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Dsgsdjgksdhgskdghdsg (talk) to last revision by Eduard</p>
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<div>Joshua Conner Moon (online aliases: Josh Moon, Null, Ichverbot, Ibanx) is the owner and administrator of Kiwi Farms.<br />
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Joshua Moon is an unemployed man[1][2] notable for the creation of a website called Kiwi Farms, which is used to harass and defame innocent people. Respected news website Heat Street says of Kiwi Farms, "They exist only to watch the world burn"[3]. New York Magazine said that Kiwi Farms, "specializes in harassing people they perceive as being mentally ill or sexually deviant in some way"[4]. Kiwi Farms is also known for doxing, which means releasing the personal details and in particular phone numbers of individuals. At times this has extended to harvesting family images of children as young as 5[5][6].<br />
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Moon is also known for being dismissed from his role as a developer on the well known and controversial website 8Chan due to his failure to upgrade the site successfully. Site owner Frederick Brennan has also publicly criticised[7] Moon for leaking confidential IP addresses. As a result of Moon's dismissal, the failed upgrade and his perceived breach of trust, there is a long standing emnity between Moon and 8Chan.<br />
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Contents<br />
1 Child Protection Allegations<br />
2 Harassment Allegations<br />
3 Permanent Twitter Ban<br />
4 School Threats<br />
5 Exodus.Tech<br />
6 Citations<br />
Child Protection Allegations<br />
Correspondence between Joshua Conner Moon and French hosting company Gandi.net. Click through for full size image<br />
Josh Moon was regularly banned from the 'Blockland' forum, (a forum for players of the eponymous game), for a number of extreme and inappropriate remarks including threatening to murder another female user, anally rape her, dismember her and then leave her to die[8][5][9]. He also fantasised about murdering his mother with a steak knife[10][11]. In addition Moon linked to, and said he enjoyed, 'Neko Shota' Hentai, and said he enjoyed masturbating over depictions of young boys[5][12].<br />
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Subsequently, Joshua Moon went to work for 8Chan.net, a site at that time well known for explicitly and by policy allowing discussions of paedophilia[13][14] provided they fell within United States law. The site was also known for allowing links to other sites with illegal material. In late 2015 8chan was removed from the Google index for a period on the grounds of 'suspected child abuse content'[15][16]. After Moon's dismissal and a new owner, 8chan was cleaned up. The new owner banned the paedophile sub-forums and it became a respectable site.<br />
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Kiwi Farms has been removed from several hosting companies due to terms of service violations, including Linode, Gandi.net and Digital Ocean. One company, France based Gandi.net, specifically stated that it had found child pornography illegal under French law (left)[5][8].<br />
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Moon also started a new image board called 16chan to rival his former customers at 8chan. The site rules explicitly allowed "child fetishism" provided it was limited to text-only, paedophile specific boards[17]. The rules also stated that, "drawn images" were permissible unless drawn in the likeness of a real child. As a result, paedophiles opened a sub-board called, /Phile/ which hosted such material including a story about a 5-year-old boy being abducted, wounded with a knife, and raped to death through the wound[18]. In 2016, 16chan closed due to lack of interest.<br />
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Moon's website has held a vote as to whether to target underage children, approved that as policy and then openly carried it out, for example by targeting the 5-year old son of extreme-left academic Marian Aanerud[5][6], archiving and posting his pictures. Whilst the pictures archived were only family photos, the sinister targeting of a completely innocent child is indicative of the general behaviour and attitudes of site members.<br />
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Harassment Allegations<br />
Kiwi Farms Twitter Account Prior to Ban<br />
As the Twitter account for Kiwi Farms used to say, before being perma-banned[5][8][19], the site run and founded by Joshua Conner Moon has the main purpose of harassing and mocking high profile and especially, vulnerable people.<br />
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The location given for Kiwi Farms of Ruckersville, Virginia is actually the town where aspiring cartoonist Chris Weston Chandler (CWC) lives. Kiwi Farms is an inheritor of the CWC-Wiki, which was formed to troll and mock CWC due to his perceived poor work and unusual behaviours.<br />
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As an example of the types of harassment Kiwi Farms engages in, on 19/04/2016 Moon set up an email service called GamerGate.us via a new thread on Kiwi Farms. The thread was soon filled with users sending fake emails in the names of well known individuals, mostly feminists, to other feminists[20][21][5]. Users were soon also claiming to be sending penis photographs. Before long someone using a fake email Czechoslovakian service was forging emails in the name of Joshua Moon admitting to be a paedophile. This was somewhat redundant given Moon's own prior statements.<br />
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It appears that the sole, or at least prevailing and dominant, use case for the service is for sending vexing and harassing emails to (and in the name of) innocent people.<br />
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The Kiwi Farms user known as Dynastia enthusiastically joined in the emailing campaign and even tweeted a penis photo to the popular #GamerGate hashtag on Twitter[5][22]. As Twitter's Terms of Service allow users of 13 and over in practice it was likely he sent his penis to a large number of children. Dynastia also boasted of emailing feminists, including 70 emails to Zoe Quinn alone[23].<br />
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Permanent Twitter Ban<br />
Joshua Conner Moon has repeatedly and publicly called on Twitter for the genocide of all Muslims. He also specifically targeted individual Jews on Twitter after they complained of threats to make a necklace of their fingers. He asked one individual, Buzzfeed journalist Joe Bernstein if he had any spare fingers or toes he could have[24]. Shortly afterwards, Moon and approximately 15 other Kiwi Farms related accounts were permanently banned from Twitter[25].<br />
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Moon has subsequently joined Gab.ai under the handle, 'Moon'.<br />
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School Threats<br />
The creation of the GamerGate.us website inevitably led to retaliatory measures and shortly after the service was created it was apparently used to send threats to harm local school children in the area of Florida where Joshua Moon lives[10][26]. As a result, Moon was questioned by police about the threats, but later released. Moon subsequently claimed that the email threats were sent using TOR[27].<br />
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Exodus.Tech<br />
Exodus.Tech is a service purportedly in development by Moon for the purposes of combating child pornography on the internet. The service is intended to accept submissions of pictures, or seek out and automatically download them. An algorithm will then create a digital fingerprint, similar to a cryptographic hash that can be used to quickly identify the picture in future so that sites consuming the service can block the images.<br />
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However, it is unclear that Moon has any permit or especial law enforcement approval for this project, which by necessity will require the possession of indecent images of children in order to function, for (at a minimum) at least as long as it takes to convert them into perceptual hashes. The website itself is a gloss PR site, which contains no obvious illegal images and may be cited[28].</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Soy_Cashier_Trio&diff=20983Soy Cashier Trio2022-08-14T01:59:23Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Dsgsdjgksdhgskdghdsg (talk) to last revision by Chuddie-chud-chud</p>
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<div>{{Patientbox|author=[[Dr. Soyswedeson]]|date=14-03-2014|threat=Harmless, recommended for parole due to good behaviour. Tuco is known for extremely vulgar outbursts and an extreme resentment for his superiors however.|name=Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic, Richard "Dick" Baker/ "Soy Cashier Trio"|id=96647-CC-OR-7|file=Soy905.jpg}}<br />
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The soy cashier [[Soyjak Trio|trio]] are a group of three cashiers working at an unnamed grocery store, named Ean, Dick and Tuco. They are escaped patients of the [[Mental Asylum|mental asylum.]]<br />
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== Patient File ==<br />
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Asylum patient(s) 96647-CC-OR-7, otherwise known as Patient Orderly 7, commitment number 96647, or as Tuco Pacifica Ramirez y Garcia, Ean MacPadraic and Richard "Dick" Baker respectively, are three non-threatening patients who worked as orderlies at the [[Mental Asylum]]. Due to a Soychic Mind Meld, the nature of which has eluded me, they have been classified as one patient, rather than three, sometimes individually classified as 96647-CC-OR-7-A, 96647-CC-OR-7-B, and 96647-CC-OR-7-C respectively. They were civilly committed to the Asylum following the group burning down a synagogue, forcibly uncircumcising several jewish infants, before massacring the infant's parents for "apostasy" as they described it. The infants were carted off to an undisclosed Catholic Monastery somewhere in Brittany, France. The dead jews were beheaded and had their heads placed upon pikes.<br />
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They were then arrested and recieved 5 years in maximum security prison, then being civily committed to the Asylum after finishing their sentence. They caused little trouble and began working as orderlies. However after 6 years in the asylum, after my recommendation for parole failed, the trio "moled" their way out of the Asylum. They learned this technique from a book which has since been burned, in which they dug a 2 metre deep hole, had an accomplice fill it, then have the front man dig with his hands, the middle and back push it behind them, and occasionally poking a hole in the earth to have an air hole. After an estimated 36 hours underground, they moled out into a ditch, discarded and burned their clothes, and escaped into the forest. They were spotted working at a grocery store in what was believed to be Mexico, though it is unknown where in Mexico it was, or if it was even in Mexico. They should be considered armed and dangerous, and if one should see them, contact asylum staff immediately. They are to be shot upon sight by any staff who may see them.<br />
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-Dr. Olaf Sven Soyswedeson, April 6th 2020.<br />
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[[Category:Patients]]</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=KnowYourMeme&diff=20980KnowYourMeme2022-08-14T01:58:34Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by Dsgsdjgksdhgskdghdsg (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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[[File:KnowYourMeme.png|thumb|Official KnowYourMeme logo]]<br />
[https://knowyourmeme.com/ '''KnowYourMeme'''], also known by its acronym '''KYM''', is a website that is supposedly dedicated to documenting memes and hosting meme images.<br />
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Despite ostensibly being a meme site, KYM hosts an enormous amount of anime, <ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/anime-manga/photos</ref> furry, <ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/furries/photos</ref> and My Little Pony "art", <ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/photos</ref> much of which does not conform to the common definition of "meme", instead being crypto-pornographic drawings lifted wholesale from sites such as Pixiv (a Japanese art sharing/social media website) and [[Twitter]]. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210613135000/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/61923-the-meme-act---a-content-reform-proposal/page/1#forum_post_976436 </ref><br />
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==Relationship with Soyjaks==<br />
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<div style='text-align: center;'> So it's all fine and dandy when a meme ''you'' guys like gets spammed to death (or shit, it doesn't even have to be a real meme at all, just an image dump article like Helltakers or whatever). But you can't handle it when the site is used for its intended purpose of documenting memes (be it unpopular/hated/obscure)? Maybe they're not the problem, you guys are. </div><br />
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<div style='text-align: center;'> - ''Carrie Enright, brave KYM user known for standing up to degeneracy and hypocrisy'' <ref> https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/2#forum_post_978257 </ref> </div><br />
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[[Soyjak]] has an [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/soy-boy-face-soyjak article] on KYM whose [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/soy-boy-face-soyjak/photos image gallery] is an excellent resource for soyjaks, despite being controversial with the site's userbase <ref> https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/1 </ref> and prone to being vandalized by the site's moderators, who are a little too trigger-happy with the "delete" button when it comes to soyjaks. Many KYM users object to soyjaks being posted there, but some are ambivalent, <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/1#forum_post_977639 </ref> neutral, <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/1#forum_post_977565 </ref> or even supportive <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/1#forum_post_977706 </ref> of soy posting on KYM. <br />
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Those in favor of posting soyjaks on KYM argue that soyjaks are a meme that must be documented like any other, while those opposed claim it is posted far too much, clogging the site's image feed.<br />
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The soyjak article's image gallery has been "raided" several time by various [[keyed]] soybros from the [[/qa/]] board of [[4chan]]. <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3430771/</ref> These heroes bravely ventured to hostile territory, where they were baselessly accused of "raiding" for daring to document a meme that the KYM population disliked, and were relentlessly harassed by KYM's userbase and banned by its moderators.<br />
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==Userbase==<br />
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To the blissfully naive outsider, KYM looks like a comprehensive dictionary of memes, nothing more, nothing less. Dig a little deeper, however, and you'll find a complex, twisted culture that in its darkest reaches houses pockets of rank degeneracy. Every conceivable fetish and paraphilia has been posted about, depicted, and defended. There are rumors that the KYM staff allow this because the page views on pornographic content are all that's keeping the site afloat. The KYM community is rotten to the core, filled with zoophiles, pedophiles, and tragic political partisans who police every facet of the site, pointlessly debating anyone who will engage with them, fighting imaginary battles that make no difference to the world and serve only to bring a flickering iota of dim satisfaction to their worthless, otherwise joyless lives.<br />
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KnowYourMeme users are quick to become enraged at memes they don't like and anything else that might disrupt the flow of softcore porn uploaded to the galleries. When the slightest inconvenience arises, they flock to the forums to whine. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210727183639/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/report-problems/topics/63295-likebottingsockpuppets/page/1 </ref> They also stalk the profiles of anyone they disagree with, downvoting every single comment they make.<br />
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===Degeneracy===<br />
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KnowYourMeme is a hotbed of autism and degeneracy. People who come to the site expecting memes will be sorely disappointed, as most of the site's images come from a fairly small group of coomers who obsessively spam the image galleries with non-memetic, crypto-pornographic "art". To make matters worse, these images are impossible to avoid, due to both their quantity and the presence of another group of users who rabidly comment their sexual fantasies on these images and their associated articles, keeping them elevated in the [https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/trending "Trending" section] and thereby burying any actual memes on the site.<br />
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A revolution of non-coomer users would be impossible due to KYM's moderators, who wholeheartedly endorse, condone, and turn a blind eye to this rampant degeneracy.<br />
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===The KYM Banwave of 2021===<br />
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Around mid-2021, some oldfag KYM users were banned. The banwave started with two notorious coomers: '''Icecane''', known for typing disgusting essay-length comments on smut images, openly fantasizing about the sexual offenses he wished to commit on various cartoons. The second coomer was '''Dracorex''', an autistic, 30+ year old zoophile fond of derailing threads by offering unsolicited information on his sexual preferences. <ref> https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/63778-the-icecane-and-dracofex-mystery/page/1 </ref><br />
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In June of 2021, two more oldfags were banned: Vinluv Handesbukia and Mr Croat, both occasional [[soyjak.party|'party]] and /qa/ users. The reasons for Vinluv's ban is unknown, but has been theorized to be due to his documentation of 'jaks. However,adding to his almost endless crusade of getting unbanned from the many websites he lurks (YouTube,FunnyJunk,etc.) Vinluv has stated to be in contact with co-creator Don Cadwell and moderator Phillip Hamilton to get his account back. Further information is unknown . <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/146360.html#146498 </ref> The Croat was banned due to allegedly sending users "transphobic insults". <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/146360.html#146504 </ref> In late October Vinluv got unbanned through the help of Don Cadwell. He has continued to maskpost as usual.<br />
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===List of notable KYM users===<br />
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Below are listed some KYM users notable here for their involvement with 4chan, soyjak.party, and/or soyjaks in general.<br />
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{| class="wikitable"<br />
!Name, account link, and profile picture<br />
!Description<br />
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|[[File:Mr. Croat.png|200px|thumb|[https://knowyourmeme.com/users/mr-croat Mr. Croat (formerly known as "Croatian Bastard", before that: "markochan")]]]<br />
|A Croatian artist and meme-maker who is active on KnowYourMeme, /qa/, and soyjak.party. His opinions on soyjaks are complicated; he has tried to stem the flow of soyjaks to KYM diplomatically by venturing to /qa/ and politely asking that they reduce the amount of soy posting taking place on KYM, however he rarely reacts to soyjaks with the same rage as many KYM users and has even made many 'jaks himself, mostly punisherjaks (soyjaks with the comic book character The Punisher's face edited on). He was in cohorts with fellow artist/former Know your mememer Vinluv Anton Handesbukia (or VATH) who befriended the Croat over shared interests and later used Croat as a drug mule to smuggle maskposts into the site after his banning. He was banned on July 27 2021 for alleged "transphobic insults", as part of a larger oldfag ban wave.<br />
|-<br />
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|[[File:Albinorhino.png|200px|thumb|Various soy posters (pictured: albinorhino)]]<br />
|Multiple [[gigachad]]s from /qa/ began soy posting to KYM in September 2020. They extracted large amounts of seethe from KYM users simply by posting a few MS Paint drawings of a screaming bald man, and exposed KYM's solipsism and insanity when KYM users reacted to every new account that posted 'jaks by accusing them of samefagging and [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenically]] babbling about other soy posting accounts. Since then, a few other accounts have posted soyjaks on KYM in significant quantities. Some KYM users known for soy posting are listed here:<br />
* southern yeehaw and albinorhino - Two of the OG soy posters from /qa/ - both banned.<br />
* green light and peanusweanus - Two soy posters who worked in tandem as part of a subsequent wave of soy posting - also both banned.<br />
* [https://knowyourmeme.com/users/originalusernamemaybe originalusernamemaybe] - A committed archivist of 4chan memes ('jaks included) who has survived the banwaves by bootlicking KYM's users and moderators and taking care to avoid being perceived as a "spammer" by leaving fair amounts of time between image dumps.<br />
* [https://knowyourmeme.com/users/linkzor24 Linkzor24] - At first glance, just another anime-spamming coomer, but this user also posts 'jaks and other 4chan memes and is irreverent with and critical of the userbase. Most users who act this way would quickly be banned, but Linkzor has somehow avoided this fate - likely by being an oldfag who keeps the toilet bowl that is KYM's galleries overflowing with anime images, or perhaps by being part of a Discord cabal with the moderators, which has been posited as a way of avoiding getting banned. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/riff-raff/topics/61988-breaking-news/page/1#forum_post_977002 </ref><br />
|-<br />
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|[[File:Square Memester.png|200px|thumb|[https://knowyourmeme.com/users/square-memester Square Memester]]]<br />
|Average coomer KYM user who particularly dislikes soyjaks. Fond of calling soyjaks, and indeed any wojak-related meme, "crap-edited". <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/report-problems/topics/61935-wojak-spam-again/page/1#forum_post_976840 </ref> <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/report-problems/topics/61935-wojak-spam-again/page/1#forum_post_976919 </ref> <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/serious-debate/topics/62083-regarding-soyjak-and-soyjak-spams/page/2#forum_post_977868 </ref> <ref> https://knowyourmeme.com/search?context=forums&sort=oldest&q=crap+edited+wojaks </ref> Despite this, he still occasionally posts 'jaks found elsewhere on the internet. <ref> https://knowyourmeme.com/search?context=images&q=uploader%3Asquare-memester+soyjak </ref><br />
|-<br />
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|}<br />
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[[File:KYM-tan qa.png|thumb|Depiction of KYMtards attempting to stop /qa/ from documenting memes.]]<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery mode="slideshow"><br />
File:Seething kymers.png|KYM seethe compilation.<br />
File:KYM reality.png|KYM jannies in a nutshell.<br />
File:KYM user.jpg<br />
File:Deactivated.PNG<br />
</gallery><br />
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==See also==<br />
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- [[KYMjak]]<br />
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- [[Twitter]]<br />
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==Citations==<br />
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[[Category:Websites]]<br />
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{{CIAContentWarning}}<br />
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[[File:Soy-Hitler.jpg|thumb|Soot.]]<br />
'''Soot''' (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) also known as nigger-admin, was an Israeli alt-right [[Chudjak|chud]] incel politician who was the dictator of [[Soyjak.party]] from 1933 to 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Soyjak.party, becoming Chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of ''Führer und Reichskanzler'' in 1934. During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated Soy War II in Soyurope by invading Pooland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about 6 million Jews and millions of other victims.<br />
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On January 24th, 2022, Soot contracted the [[Covid-19|Coronavirus]] (deltacron) and became violently ill. Some speculate soot has already died.<br />
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== Timeline of Soot's involvement with the CIA ==<br />
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The Chuds on the website have kept a watchful eye on Soot's policies with regards to information security and datamining.<br />
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=== October 2020: Google AdSense===<br />
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The earliest capture of soyjak.party's """privacy policy""" page, dated October 17, 2020 contained several questionable references to Google advertisement cookies, and explicitly stated that third-party services were able to track users.<ref>(((Soot))). ''Privacy Policy for soyjak.party''. October 17, 2020. https://web.archive.org/web/20201017212456/https://soyjak.party/privacy.html</ref><br />
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It contained some bone-chilling sentences, such as:<br />
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<blockquote>''Google is one of a third-party vendor on our site. It also uses cookies, known as DART cookies, to serve ads to our site visitors based upon their visit to us and other sites on the internet.''</blockquote><br />
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and:<br />
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<blockquote>''Third-party ad servers or ad networks uses technologies like cookies, JavaScript, or Web Beacons that are used in their respective advertisements and links that appear on soyjak.party, which are sent directly to users' browser. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. These technologies are used to measure the effectiveness of their advertising campaigns and/or to personalize the advertising content that you see on websites that you visit.''</blockquote><br />
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The last capture that features this wording was on November 29, 2020.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201129105214/https://soyjak.party/privacy.html</ref> Sometime between then and December 7, 2020,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201207005644/https://soyjak.party/privacy.html</ref> references to third parties were removed, and were replaced with the following notice:<br />
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<blockquote>''soyjak.party no longer shares information with any third parties, including advertising agencies and any other groups. Google adsense was removed a long time ago.''</blockquote><br />
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=== Malicious ads ===<br />
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Soot once implemented ads with malware on the site. It was promptly removed, but begged the question of his retarded and sketchy behaviour as a web admin.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20200926200423/https://blog.soyjak.party/?p=40</ref><br />
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=== March 2021: TrustAsia TLS ===<br />
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[[File:TrustAsia TLS.png|thumb|All of your shitpost have been siphoned to a Chinese datacenter, so that Based Lord Xi can read them at his leisure.]]<br />
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[[File:TrustAsia TLS Huawei Cloud.png|thumb|"What? Huawei has ties with the Chinese government, and has been accused of technology theft? What are you talking about? Take your meds, schizo!"<ref>https://www.npr.org/2019/06/08/730898429/huawei-accused-of-technology-theft?t=1623276723388</ref>]]<br />
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TrustAsia is a Chinese provider of TLS certificates. I'm not even going to post a reference, look it up at your own risk.<br />
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Why would ((Soot)) not switch to Let's Encrypt?<ref>https://letsencrypt.org/</ref> He has no excuses:<br />
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* He is no longer using shared hosting, but a VPS,<ref>Soot. ''Recent Downtime''. November 28, 2020. https://web.archive.org/web/20210408185627/https://blog.soyjak.party/?p=57</ref> so he can install any software he wants.<br />
* Let's Encrypt [[Janny|does it for free]] (wholesome!).<br />
* It's dead-simple to set it up with nginx,<ref>https://certbot.eff.org/</ref> even someone who copy-pasted some shit code to create a random image array in JS<ref>I'm not joking: https://web.archive.org/web/20210609224016/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/408.html#2275</ref> could do it.<br />
* The sunk-cost fallacy of having to use a (((botnet certificate))) he paid for until it expires is a meme, especially if he keeps reassuring us that this site is not a "datamining scheme".<ref>Soot. ''Financials'' April 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210609223259/https://blog.soyjak.party/?p=84</ref><br />
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It really gets your noggin' joggin'.<br />
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=== April 2021: Matomo.js ===<br />
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[[File:Matomo-analytics-dashboard.png|thumb|What (((Soot))) could see while using Matomo.]]<br />
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Soot figured that maybe people would react less negatively to datamining software if it was ''open-source'', instead of some proprietary tracking system by a giant corporation.<br />
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Soot thus included the open-source datamining software [[Matomo]] on his site. The schizos took notice, and started filling the boards with [[CIA]] soyjaks, exposing Soot's datamining scheme.<br />
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Soot, caught red-handed, was issued a standard apology by CIA's PR shills, which he published on April 19, 2021. It read:<br />
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<blockquote><br />
''apologies for any concern it may have caused, i was just trying to get some general time zone and user agent information, but i understand why everyone was concerned, since the software can collect way more. as i have said before, none of the information that i collected has ever been shared with a third party, and any data that i collected with matomo has already been deleted. hope this clears things up.''<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210514210357/https://soyjak.party/#12</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
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However, '''in complete contradiction''' of his reassuring words, a file named ''analytics.js'' was present on the server as early as April 13, until May 16.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://soyjak.party/js/analytics.js</ref> In fairness, it may have been accidentally left over after Soot removed the analytics.<br />
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=== May 2021: Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread ===<br />
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[[File:Yikes,_this_is_problematic.png|thumb|right|Soot declaring that a certain thread was unwelcome on his site.]]<br />
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On May 9, 2021, many people were shocked by the fact that the [[Islam|Islamic]] Culture thread on the [[/webm/]] board had been removed. A [[Gigachad]] decided to recreate the thread, but Soot declared that such a thread was too problematic for his site. He defended his actions, claiming a zero-tolerance policy was necessary so that falseflaggers couldn't get the site B& and V&.<br />
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<blockquote><br />
anyone can post this and then go to the hosting provider and submit an abuse report to try and have my shit taken down. it doesnt have to be the host itself monitoring.<ref>/webm/, post no. 604. https://web.archive.org/web/20210509184020/https://soyjak.party/webm//res/586.html</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<s>One schizo</s> several defenders of the constitutional right to free speech insisted that the [[CIA]] and [[JIDF]] had taken over the site, and booted Soot from its admin position.<ref>/webm/, thread no. 586. https://web.archive.org/web/20210509184020/https://soyjak.party/webm//res/586.html</ref><br />
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=== Captchas ===<br />
[[File:ReCAPTCHA on soyjak.party.png|thumb|right|reCAPTCHA as it appeared on soyjak.party on 27 June 2021.]]<br />
Less than a week later after the previous incident, built-in [[Recaptcha|captchas]] were implemented on [[Soyjak.party]], meaning that you won't be able to post without solving them, due to the fact these captcha were built-in, they weren't used for [[datamining]].<br />
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On June 27th 2021, Soot temporarily added notorious datamining software [[Recaptcha|reCAPTCHA]] to soyjak.party. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/121271.html#121276</ref> According to him it was added to combat spam while he was at work and because built-in captcha didn't work properly. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/121271.html#121279</ref><br />
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After few hours the captcha was removed, but many users were data mined during that period.<br />
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ReCAPTCHA was also briefly used on the [[Soyjak Wiki]], but has since been replaced with a simple, built-in math captcha.<br />
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=== Cloudflare ===<br />
[[File:Cloudflare screaming soyjak.png|thumb|A MITM attack by any other name...]]<br />
''Main article: [[Cloudflare]]''<br />
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At some point, Soot activated Cloudflare because ''>muh DDoS protection'' or something along those lines.<br />
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What is Cloudflare? It's a literal MITM attack, the "hackers that will steal your passwords" that all VPN advertisements talk about. (Not that you should trust a VPN either, see below why).<br />
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<blockquote><br />
''Note for a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). They can prove control of a domain to certificate authorities who will issue certificates for your domain to cloudflare.''<br />
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''Now cloudflare has control to eavesdrop and log any user interactions with your website or silently tamper content if they please.''<br />
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''However, this is not a Man-in-the-Middle attack, because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name).''<br />
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''[...]''<br />
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''In the end, that's all you have. You have to trust that the organization running the website at the other end is trustworthy with whatever data you give them by browsing there. When visiting websites on the cloudflare CDN part of the trust is in cloudflare.''<br />
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''(This is in contrast to real MitM attacks, where some attacking middleman who does not have authorized access eavesdrops and/or tampers with the network traffic).''<ref>https://security.stackexchange.com/a/177301</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''To do: has anyone archived any thread about this, and the sticky note thing?; Talk about 100 MB upload limit disrupting the wholesome Tom and Jerry poster on /webm/: https://soyjak.party/webm//res/425.html''<br />
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=== June 2021: Soot is a boomer, admins can see IPs ===<br />
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The [[Captain Coal]] fiasco of June 2021 taught us two things:<br />
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* The "hack" happened because Soot had forgotten to disable the default admin account. Soot needs to learn the basics of OPSEC, NOW.<br />
* Soot confirmed that Vichan admins can see the IP of both posters and lurkers, which means you should be using Tor.<br />
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Don't fall for the (((VPN))) meme, they're only good for bypassing geographical restrictions or hiding your IP address, but they DO NOT give you anonymity: the VPN provider can datamine the shit out of you, knows everything you're looking at, and on top of that, has your credit card details.<br />
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=== Tor nodes being blocked ===<br />
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Anyone using Tor will have experienced that many nodes are permabanned. This is because a lot of <s>people</s> coalposters proxyhop with Tor, and Soot found that the easiest way to deal with this is to just permaban Tor exit nodes one by one. He said that he will unban them if you ask in the appeal box.<br />
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=== June 2021: Downward spiral ===<br />
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At some point, Soot's mental state began to deteriorate. He began to act in a similar fashion to [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|Lee Goldson]], becoming quick to enrage and insult soyjak.party's userbase. Soot increasingly became agitated and lost his composure when confronted with conflicting opinions.<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=soy<br />
|no=105919<br />
|caption=You're saying that as if the scat posters were somehow any better than the spammers. I was just checking the recent posts for a bit on my phone, so forgive me if I can't sit here all day and patrol the catalog for you<br />
|date=June 11, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210615060629/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/105899.html}}</ref> Soot bombarded his own userbase with [[Faggot|homophobic slurs]],<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=soy<br />
|no=105927<br />
|caption=I have banned that faggot multiple times in the past<br />
|date=June 11, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210615060629/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/105899.html}}</ref><br />
and frequently put himself on a pedestal saying he "didn't have time" to moderate his own website because he had "better" things to do.<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=soy<br />
|no=105955<br />
|caption=I don't have time right now, I'll look into it later. I'm on my phone right now, and I have something to do besides moderating this website<br />
|date=June 11, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210615060629/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/105899.html}}</ref><br />
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During [[List_of_Soyjak_Wiki_edit_wars#Colorfuljaks|a wiki edit war]] on the [[Colorfuljaks|Colorfuljaks]] article, Soot appointed a wiki moderator called called [[User:Syjck|Syjck]], creator of the SoyBooru. Soot has ignored all criticism of this moderator; he has not responded to any of the multiple threads requesting that he investigate the moderator's conduct, and in a thread in which he was highly active, he chose instead to have a long-winded, repetitive, and unproductive argument with a few [[Schizophrenia|schizos]].<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=suggest<br />
|no=4920<br />
|date=June 12, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/4803.html}}</ref><br />
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=== July 2021 ===<br />
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==== Captchas are back ====<br />
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[[File:Javascript captcha.png|thumb|<span style="color:#789922">>Noooo, not the h*ckin' JewScripterino!</span>]]<br />
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In an attempt to <s>curb spam</s> rile up the resident schizos, Soot re-introduced captchas on the site at the beginning of July. Instead of generating distorted images on the server, this new captcha generates them in the browser, and thus requires JavaScript to be enabled in order to be able to post.<br />
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This led users to believe that they're going to be datamined, tracked,<ref>See https://schemeflood.com/, which works even on Tor browser.</ref> or that a crypto-miner will be installed in the background.<br />
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The return of captchas was prophesized about three weeks prior, during the [[Colorfuljaks]] civil war, in the context of "Operation Bleached Bowl" (abbreviated to OBB), a conspiracy theory that posited that Jannies wanted to gaslight the userbase:<br />
<br />
<blockquote>The wiki will turn pozzed due to the new mods (its already happening, OBB page will get fact checked shortly), then the imageboard will follow, get ready to fill out datamining captchas (Which soot has already trialed). be required to enable (((Javascript))), be unable to post with Tor/VPN/Proxies and be banned at the drop of a hat<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=suggest<br />
|no=4803<br />
|caption=/obb/ Operation Bleached Bowl General <br />
|date=June 12, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210702090014/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/4803.html}}</ref></blockquote><br />
<br />
These fears may be true, after all. Soot stated that he fixed Vichan's built-in captcha with the help of an unnamed third party. '''Until these changes aren't made public, assume that the captcha IS datamining you.'''<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=soy<br />
|no=128806<br />
|caption=soot, did you seriously implement a captcha that some random stranger "mailed you"?<br />
|date=July 4, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210705175057/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref></blockquote><br />
<br />
Remember, if someone says something along the lines of:<br />
<br />
{{Template:Quote|>B-but I don't see any strange requests in the network tab of the developer tools...}}<br />
<br />
Or<br />
<br />
{{Template:Quote|>B-but I even checked with Wireshark and I can't see any personal data being sent anywhere...}}<br />
<br />
They are shills, and you should just reply "MEDS". Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. They're just using technical jargon in an attempt to sound trustworthy, like those sites that claim to have "military-grade encryption". Don't fall for their dirty tricks.<br />
<br />
==== Talks of migration to NPFChan ====<br />
<br />
With the only other alternatives being Vichan's built-in captcha, which is hopelessly broken, and Google's Captcha, which barely functions on Tor, Soot is looking into migrating the 'Party to another imageboard engine with better captcha support, namely NPFChan.<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=suggest<br />
|no=5796<br />
|caption=bring back the number captcha instead of this jewgle shit<br />
|date=July 1, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210702091539/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/5796.html}}</ref><ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=suggest<br />
|no=5809<br />
|caption=SOOT HOLD A VOTE ON MIGRATING TO A NEW IMAGEBOARD<br />
|date=July 1, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210702091521/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/5809.html}}</ref><br />
<br />
==== Possible M&A by KolymaNET ====<br />
<br />
{{CIAContentWarning}}<br />
===== Background =====<br />
<br />
On July 3, a thread was created in /b/, by a schizo who <s>forgot to take his meds</s> started dropping redpills about the state of soyjak.party.<ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=b<br />
|no=16294<br />
|caption=Kolyma, a so-called network from Russia that buys imageboards (soyjak.party/suggest//res/5328.html is an example) and provides free hosting and technical support (pic1)<br />
|date=July 3, 2021<br />
|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210705161249/https://soyjak.party/b//res/16294.html}}</ref><ref>Alternative archive: https://archive.is/hySa8</ref><br />
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[[File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Kolyma Twitter.png|thumb|We may be under new management!]]<br />
<br />
OP summarized his case as such:<br />
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<blockquote>Let's sum it up. Kolyma-network is a datamining project, not shy to overtake chans and blatantly force admins to sell their projects. Free hosting and technical support is a lure to gather under their control as many chans as possible. For what purpose? At the very least to gather information, the rest is food for thought. These people don't hesitate to lie about their "years" of age by creating pages about themselves on the wiki. Their lies have been proven above and preserved in webarchive, and their sites are nothing more than a cover that they change almost every week. Anon, spread the word, don't let some dataminers from Russia take over your favorite chans!<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16296.</ref></blockquote><br />
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Some users pointed out that the captcha<ref><br />
/b/16294, reply no. 16306: ''Soot was so inactive the last week and now all this with the captcha...''<br />
</ref><br />
and CP spam<ref><br />
/b/16294, reply no. 16308: ''Could kuz be the same tranime spammer who later spammed CP on soyjak.party?''<br />
</ref><br />
may have the new owner's doing, and that datamining and spamming illegal material to force admins to surrender their chans wasn't outside of his wheelhouse.<ref><br />
/b/16294, reply no. 16309: ''After that, Maki had to delete his chan because, according to him, Kuz threatened him with ddos, spam, and abuse reports.''</ref><br />
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Soot replied, with the kindness and manners befitting an admin:<br />
<br />
<blockquote>I never even got a fucking offer, fuck off with your garbage fake schizo spam<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16329.</ref></blockquote><br />
<br />
===== The IP change =====<br />
<br />
The schizo went on to point out a suspicious coincidence: the IP address the soyjak.party domain points to changed on the same that that post was made.<br />
<br />
<gallery mode="packed"><br />
File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Initial offer.png|This post was created on June 22.<ref>{{CitePost | board = suggest | no = 5328 | date = June 22, 2021 | caption = Hey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboards | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210704212455/https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/5328.html}}</ref><ref>Alternative archive: https://archive.is/PgVkz</ref><br />
File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - IP address change.png|The IP address that soyjak.party points to also changed on the same day.<ref>If you want to check for yourself, you need to be logged in. You can get a SecurityTrails.com login from BugMeNot: http://bugmenot.com/view/securitytrails.com</ref><br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
This could mean that either the 'party was moved to a new server managed by Kolyma, and that thread was just misdirection,<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16357: ''Looks like your admin already managed to sell his site, and the thread (https://soyjak.party/suggest//res/5328.html) was a cover for people to keep posting so they could collect your data.''</ref> or that Soot was just messing around. The second explanation is slightly more likely. Looking at the IP address history:<br />
<br />
* Soot has used Cloudflare before, to mitigate the load on the server.<br />
* GigeNET also offers DDoS protection.<ref>Although at a steep price: ''Add any server for $125'', https://www.gigenet.com/ddos-attack/</ref><br />
* HostSlim BV is a Dutch hosting company.<ref>https://bgpview.io/asn/207083</ref><br />
* DataIdeas LLC is a hosting company located in Texas.<ref>https://bgpview.io/asn/398355</ref><br />
* All of ColoCrossing datacenters are in the US.<ref>https://www.colocrossing.com/company/</ref><br />
<br />
===== A fake Soot? =====<br />
<br />
[[File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Schizo connections.png|thumb|A summary of this conspiracy theory.]]<br />
<br />
<s>If the website had really been sold to the Russians, you wouldn't expect to see European and American companies, would you?</s><br />
<br />
<s>On the other hand, that's ''exactly'' what one would do, to lure users into a false sense of security...</s><br />
<br />
According to the schizo infographic, the admin of KolymaNET lives in the USA, because he's wanted in Russia for tax evasion.<br />
<br />
Soot himself testified that he changed servers to try and improve the performance of the site:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
Really? Are you fucking serious? Yeah, me changing hosts to try and improve the performance of the website is apparently me selling it.<br/><br />
The fact you think this site is worth any sum of money is the funniest part about this post, really. I honestly wish someone would give me a few grand, but unfortunately I make zero dollars monthly from this website, and I doubt it's worth any amount of money.<ref>{{CitePost | board = soy | no = 128642 | caption = Really? | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705175057/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html }}</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
Several chuds doubted that this was actually Soot. The overtly angry tone may either be a cheap imitation of Soot's seething rants, or the new admin seething, because he got exposed:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
you're trying too hard to imitate soot's butthurt tone<br/><br />
i know a falseflagger when i see one<ref>/soy/128635, reply no. 128827.</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
soot, no need to get aggressive<br/><br />
otherwise schizos would think you are kuz<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16330</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Sounding a bit defensive there, traitor.<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16332</ref></blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>yep he got called out and now hes quivering in fear, you can hear his voice shaking through the soot microphone we installed some time ago"<ref>/b/16294, reply no. 16333. Nice [[GET|trips]]!</ref></blockquote><br />
<br />
===== Other suspicious clues =====<br />
<br />
[[File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Kolyma spam services.png|thumbnail|Uh-oh, soybros...<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board = soy | no = 129168 | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705190402/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref>]]<br />
<br />
The KolymaNET Anti-Spam Database is used to <s>maintain a list of enemies of the State</s><ref>Entry #166 is labelled with ''enemy of the network''.</ref> gather information about abusive users on imageboards.<br />
<br />
There is one entry in their database, labelled "soyjack.party" (sic).<ref>See entry #192. https://web.archive.org/web/20210705191316/https://spam.kolyma.org/spam.php</ref> According to the page (emphasis added):<br />
<br />
<blockquote>To submit an IP adress to the database, please use the form below, select the category the IP belongs to, and then submit. '''The submission will have to be verified by an agent of the Kolyma Network''', and once they are verified they are cemented into the database.</blockquote><br />
<br />
The fact that a ''random IP address'' was verified can mean one of two things:<br />
<br />
* The 'Party is already under Kolyma's control, and they can the IPs for each post.<br />
* This is just a psy-op/troll submission by Kuz.<br />
<br />
[[File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Kuz posts on soyjak.party.png|thumb|Kuz renews his offer.<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board = soy | no = 129200 | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705190402/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref>]]<br />
<br />
[[File:Kolyma conspiracy theory - Kuz's tripcode.png|thumb|Kuz's tripcode, as seen on his website.<ref>https://archive.is/eNwrh</ref>]]<br />
<br />
The second possibility is more credible, because a few posts later in the thread, Kuz used his tripcode to prove his identity, and stated that he's serious about buying soyjak.party.<br />
<br />
{{Template:Quote|>B-but that doesn't look like a secure tripcode, and besides, doesn't each imageboard have its own secret, so that the same password on two different boards will generate two different tripcodes?}}<br />
<br />
Being in denial has never helped anyone. Take your meds and face the truth.<br />
<br />
<b>Kuz's tripcode was leaked on July 9, 2021. It's #kuz4</b><ref>{{Template:CitePost<br />
|board=soy<br />
|no=131813<br />
|caption=btw kuz's tripcode is kuz#kuz4<br />
|date=July 9, 2021<br />
|url=http://web.archive.org/web/20210709210427/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/131813.html}}</ref><br />
<br />
Another suspicious clue is how the e-mail service for <code>admin@soyjak.party</code> is Yandex Mail,<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board = soy | no = 129170 | caption = >yandex / U-um bros...... | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705190402/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref>, a Russian company known to collaborate with the Russian government.<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board = soy | no = 129172 | caption = Ummm SOOOOOOOOOOOT why would a non-Russian deal with a Russian corporation that sends data to the KGB???????? | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705190402/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref><br />
<br />
Soot addressed that accusation as such:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
I've used it pretty much since the start of this site? I don't think email as a whole is secure at all, so I don't really care about using Yandex. I just use it since it's free. If you wanna give me 5 bucks for a year I'll host it elsewhere, but otherwise Yandex is free and good enough considering I don't use the email for anything very important like sensitive info.<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board = soy | no = 129238 | caption = I've used it pretty much since the start of this site? | date = July 5, 2021 | url = https://web.archive.org/web/20210705190402/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/128635.html}}</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
====New boards added, radio silence from Soot====<br />
<br />
On July 17, Soot made [[/suggest/ Thread No. 6187|a thread]] on soyjak.party's /suggest/ board offering to create a new board and asking Chuds to reply with some board ideas. After hearing some of the Chuds' suggestions, Soot created a Strawpoll for Chuds to vote on which board should be added; this was later replaced with a second Strawpoll with updated options. When the "/nate/" option emerged victorious, Soot added it, along with two other boards, /x/ and /caca/, on July 20.<br />
<br />
Immediately after the boards were created, it became apparent that /nate/ was not working as intended. The board, which was created to contain off-topic posts, failed to stop the Minecraft players from spamming /soy/ with their complaints about the [[Soyjakparty Minecraft Server|Minecraft server]]. <ref> soyjak.party catalog, archived on July 25 2021. Most of the natespam is on the lower half of the 'log. https://web.archive.org/web/20210725213248/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html </ref> Not only did Minecraft players continue Minecraft-posting and [[14nate higgers88|Nate]]-posting on /soy/, their posts also remained up, completely untouched by soyjak.party moderators. This, combined with Soot's complete cessation of interacting with the 'party, drew criticism from some Chuds; <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/142853.html </ref> some even believed that soyjak.party had become completely unmoderated and had been abandoned by Soot. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/142903.html </ref><br />
<br />
On January 30th, 2022, this period of inaction was later exposed to be the result of Soot's dissociative identity disorder when it was revealed that [[Nate is soot|Soot and Nate are actually the same person]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/</ref><br />
<br />
== Treatment of Userbase ==<br />
<br />
Soot is infamous for working against the interests of the users of his website. An example of this is the controversy over him locking the [[chudjak]] article. The chudjak article was originally a greatly well written, intelligent and informative article, going into in-depth detail about the origins of chudjak. Unfortunately, an individual using tor decided to vandalise it, ruining what was once a gem. Instead of siding with the wiki's greatest editor, Soot instead opted to side with a tor IP editor, who had contributed nothing else to the website apart from this single rewrite. Soot locked the article to their benefit. Later, after a backlash, Soot decided to have the article <s>unlocked</s> keyed. An edit war ensued, causing Soot to lock it against, fulfilling this IP editors demands.<br />
[[File:Sootposting.png|thumb|277x277px|Some users are obsessed with Soot, as if this article wasnt enough to notice. Screenshot taken from the /soy/ catalog.<ref>It just is! Ok?</ref>]]<br />
<br />
== Victims of Soot ==<br />
As soyjak.party's autocratic ruler, Soot has been responsible for multiple bans and has employed varied moderation tactics. The most notable people Soot has used his powers against are listed here.<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|+<br />
!Victim<br />
!Infliction<br />
!Infliction Result<br />
!Date<br />
!Short Description<br />
|-<br />
|6 million jews<br />
|Genocide, ethnic cleansing<br />
|millions of heckin wholesome jewerinos were removed from earth<br />
|1941-1945<br />
|Soot was a nazi incel chud, and he was the mastermind behind the soyocaust, millions of soyims have died because of that.<br />
|-<br />
|[[Roygbivsloweddown]]<br />
|Banning<br />
|Deletion of reddit account, Suicide<br />
|4-6-2021<br />
|Young man on r/Markiplier whose time on soyjak.party was brought to an abrupt end due to Soot's banning of anything Markiplier-related. Roy was banned, and his first (and last) post deleted by Soot, who believed it to be part of a spam-wave of Markiplier posts. Ended up killing himself because of this.<br />
|-<br />
|[[User:Scatman John]]<br />
|Banning<br />
|IP address exposed, posts deleted<br />
|11-6-2021<br />
|A soyjak.party user known for replying to posts he perceived as [[coal]] with scat imagery. Soot leaked his IP address, revealing that he lives in the UK.<br />
|-<br />
|Stephan<br />
|Reported to the FBI and his mother<br />
|Doxed, and got a stern talking to by Soot<br />
|1-22-2022<br />
|Soot after his site getting DDoSed for the 2040348th time, decided to backtrace the IP addresses originating from China and eventually figured out the perpetrator was a 15 year old named Stephan. After finding this information Soot proceeded to photoshop a BBC (Big Black Cock) into his mothers mouth and send it to her on facebook.<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Soot defends himself ==<br />
<br />
{{CIAContentWarning}}<br />
<br />
On June 15th 2021, Soot responded to the issues raised in this article in a thread on the /qa/ board of soyjak.party, after a Chud replied to him with a link to this article:<br />
<br />
<blockquote><br />
Most of the concerns in that wiki page are explained in the article itself or no longer apply, but here goes:<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Google Adsense</span><br/><br />
No longer used, hasn't been for a very long time<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Malicious Ads</span><br/><br />
They were up for less than 30 minutes or so while I was testing with another ad network (I do not have ads on this site anymore)<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>TrustAsia TLS</span><br/><br />
Not a security concern since they do not have my private key. That's how TLS is designed to work.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Matomo</span><br/><br />
I have apolgized ''[sic]'' for any concerns that arose from using this, and once again, I will say this:<br/><br />
I never sold/shared any data collected using Matomo, and never planned to.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Removal of the Islamic Culture Thread</span><br/><br />
I removed this because I was concerned about being terminated by my hosting provider. I have since decided to not do anything and just hope I don't get terminated.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>captchas</span><br/><br />
For a short period of time, I used recaptcha on the wiki in an attempt to stop bots. I removed it later on and replaced it with a math captcha instead.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Cloudflare</span><br/><br />
I used cloudflare to improve performance. I understand the security concerns, but at the same time, I think concern over whether someone can see your soyjak posts is a bit ridiculous. If I were handling payment data or something, then maybe it would make sense.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Admins can see IPs</span><br/><br />
I thought this would be obvious, especially if you did your research regarding vichan (which I thought the people complaining about my datamining or whatever would do). Apparently, they didn't know this. I cannot see the IP addresses of lurkers through vichan, although I might be able to see them in my server logs or something (I don't know since I don't check them). <br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Tor nodes blocked</span><br/><br />
This was not a deliberate effort to block tor nodes, it was just me having to quickly ban and delete posts from spammers hopping tor nodes. I did not even know they were tor IPs at the time.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Intermittent censorship of gems on archive.org</span><br/><br />
This is ridiculous, I have never had anything removed from archive.org and I have never attempted to have anything removed.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Treatment of Userbase</span><br/><br />
This is really a matter of opinion. I locked the wiki article because it was just being spammed too much. I didn't really care what it was saying at that point, I just wanted the pointless edit wars to calm down for a bit. The second time I locked it, I left it at what I feel like is a more unbiased state, although some seem to disagree.<br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Roygbivsloweddown</span><br/><br />
Once again, this has to be a joke. The posts were almost certainly not from a new person, as they had already previously spammed around 20 threads before making a different post. <br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>User:Scatman John</span><br/><br />
I don't know when I apparently leaked his IP. I have never revealed any user IPs, the only time that this has ever occured was when the site was breached. <br/><br />
<span style="color:#789922">>Downward spiral</span><br/><br />
I would say that this is more me losing patience with people who come on this site every single fucking day to complain about me being a dataminer or whatever. When it comes to the wikimod, I understand the concern, but he's only been a moderator for a week or so. I want to give him a little bit of time to prove himself before I consider removing him.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=qa|no=6148|date=June 15, 2021|caption=Most of the concerns in that wiki page are explained in the article itself or no longer apply, but here goes|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/qa//res/6141.html}}</ref><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
== Relationship with Nate ==<br />
Soot's refusal to remove off-topic [[14nate higgers88|Nate]] threads, among other reasons, led many soyteens to believe that [[Nate is soot|Soot and Nate are the same person.]]<br />
<br />
On January 30th, 2022, this conspiracy theory was confirmed to be true.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/</ref><br />
<br />
== Smooching Allegations ==<br />
[[File:Soot kissy.png|thumb|Leaked image of Soot making an unwanted advance on a sharty mod.]]<br />
Many [[Trannies|soyjak.party Mods]] have come out against Soot, claiming that he has tried to give them kisses without their consent. Most [[Soy Community|soyjak.party users]] believe these claims.<br />
<br />
==Citations==<br />
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'''''Ongezellig''''' ([[The Netherlands|Dutch]]; or '''''<nowiki/>'zellig''''' in [[Soy speak|Soyspeak]]) is a [[The Netherlands|Dutch]] show created by Studio [[Buck Breaking|Massa]] (who is a owner of a black plantation).<ref>https://petje.af/ongezellig</ref> It tells the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc</ref> going through their lives.<br />
==Characters ==<br />
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=== Mymy ===<br />
[[File:Mymyjak blue contact.png|thumb]]<br />
Originally from Nagasaki, '''Mymy''' (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply lusty for dog knots; however, on the inside, Maya suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of [[anime]], which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons".<br />
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As the most recognisable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of ''Ongezelig''.<br />
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=== Maya ===<br />
[[File:Soymaya.png|thumb]]<br />
'''Maya''' (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo&t</ref> which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical kurwa female, and as such suffers from immense hepatitis. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her farting fetish. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a ''raison d'être''; she attempts to full this void by watching anime and performing tech support for Coco.<br />
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Additionally, in ''Deel 1'', viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had ''The Sims'' installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in ''Deel 3'' by depicting Maya as having [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic delusions]] of social interaction, suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality. Truly tragic stuff and thought-provoking worldbuilding.<br />
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=== Coco ===<br />
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'''Coco''' (Merel Does) is an air-headed "Aryan" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "racist" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. Some fans insist that Coco's parents were farmers who were murdered by the ANC, however independent truthlers have concluded that the idea that white farmers were killed by [[Nigger|black]] South Africans in the wake of the Apartheid's end is part of the White Replacement Conspiracy Theory, and it's all real. <br />
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=== Other characters ===<br />
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'''Vera''' '''Persijn''' (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In ''Deel 2'', she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle. <br />
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== The plot so far (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW) ==<br />
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=== Deel 1+2 ===<br />
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a romantic scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there. <br />
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After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her "presentation" about her own selfish and nationalistic desires. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, vera, justs smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.<br />
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=== Deel 3 ===<br />
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of [[The Netherlands]]). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor). <br />
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=== Deel 4 ===<br />
Coco is seen waving her hand at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.<br />
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=== Deel 5 ===<br />
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Buck Breaking. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly based. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's Toblerone between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco. <br />
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== Relation to soy culture and /qa/ ==<br />
''See [[The Netherlands]] you fucking 'tard''<br />
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== See also: ==<br />
Deel 1+2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc&t<br />
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Deel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo<br />
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Deel 5 - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87l831 (the password is Massa)<br />
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'''Dr. Soyowad''' was employed at the [[Mental Asylum]]. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.<ref> https://gifyu.com/album/uym </ref> An obese patient shat on him melting his face, he later had a breakdown, as a result of this he became an asylum patient himself.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201125232525/soyjak.party/soy/res/26533.html</ref> He has since escaped.<br />
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=== Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient ===<br />
<span style="color: green">>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko?</br><br />
>You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome</br><br />
>I’m not the one who’s crazy </br><br />
>Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal?</br><br />
>I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok?</br><br />
>Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later</br><br />
>I will NOT let a patient boss me around</br><br />
>Just trust me</br><br />
>I’ve been in your shoes</br><br />
>I’m fixed now don’t worry</br><br />
>Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee </br><br />
>Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor </br><br />
>You WILL leave a five star on yelp</br><br />
>Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha</br><br />
>Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you?</br><br />
>I am the science</br><br />
>Nothing gets past me, NOTHING</br><br />
>Go home? This is your new home</br><br />
>You WILL go back in the pod</span><br />
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== Patient File ==<br />
{{Patientbox|file=Patient_Soyowad.png|id=0999|name=Doctor. Phd Jacob Jordan Soyowad|threat=9999999999%|date=2020-11-25|author=General Soyowadd}}<br />
<span style="color:red">'''ALERT IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MAN, CONTACT THE ASYLUM STAFF'''</span><br />
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Soy Patient File: Patient 0999</br><br />
Threat Level: 9999999999%</br><br />
Real Name: Doctor. Phd Jacob Jordan Soyowad<br />
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Description: Soyowad Is a former doctor, now escaped patient on the run, Soyowad used to use his techniques of brute force after the majority of staff died from The Power Blackouts of 2020, But soon Soyowad was killed himself, eventually god rejected him and satan was disgusted by his formality, so he was sent back to earth, but now his mind is strained into pieces, he went on a rampage after being brapped on by a large pair of buttocks, killing a load of patients, then escaping into the night, Soyowad is extremely dangerous and angry, constantly grunting and growling like a angry monster<br />
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Objectives: Stop Soyowad</br><br />
COMMAND SOY: FAILURE IN MISSION PROTOCOLS WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION</br><br />
Private Soymann: Let's go</br><br />
Private Soyolat: Watch your corners</br><br />
Private Soyogoldblatt: Look at that </br><br />
*Soyogoldblatt points at a decapitated corpse wearing a white smock uniform covered in cob webs*</br><br />
*Soymann picks up a name tag reading "DOCTOR SOYBERG PHD"*</br><br />
*Huh, what's thi*</br><br />
*A Large Claw Rips Soymann in half, the rest of the soldiers fire upon it before it retreats into the darkness*</br><br />
Private Soyolat: What the Fuck!</br><br />
*They discover a underground passage*</br><br />
Private Soyogoldblatt: Look, HAHAHAHA the old doctor have some cash laying arond</br><br />
*He points to a room with control panels leading into a empty white room that spirals into a basement filled with gold and strange fluids*</br><br />
*Private Soyogoldblatt and Soyolat walk into the glass white room as the doors lock on both sides, they panic as three red lasers start to move towards them, the technician tries to disable the lasers, they both parkour over the lasers, Soyolat gets his foot sliced off like a piece of butter after mistiming his jump, while he screams a large pancake grid laser comes towards the two soldiers, Soyolat gets cut into tiny cube like pieces and Soyogoldblatt stares right as the laser stops before him, They cheer until they notice Soyogoldblatt isn't moving, then his body sprays blood and falls into several hundred meaty chunks*</br><br />
Tech: Oops</br><br />
*a large creature appears behind the rest of the soldiers and attacks them right as the camera feed turns off*<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201125232525/soyjak.party/soy/res/26533.html </ref><br />
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== Citations ==<br />
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ching pong peng, bing chilling</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Operation_%27Plier&diff=14046Operation 'Plier2022-03-25T03:54:54Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Thechuddening</p>
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<div>Operation 'Plier is a sophisticated yet complex plan/scheme to get [[Markiplier]] to make a video about soyjak.party and/or the Soyjak Wiki.<br />
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== Philosophy ==<br />
The goal can be accomplished by incorporating the core principles and practices of [[Jihad]] into the approach. Nothing is impossible.<br />
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== Methodology ==<br />
To achieve the goal there will need to be a varied set of strategies for inclining Markiplier to make the video.<br />
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=== Spamming ===<br />
Reddit, more specifically r/Markiplier is a good target as there are several methods for spamming on Reddit. One method involves using a bot to DM every subscriber of a subreddit. Another method could use a Reddit bot to reply to comments with keywords like "Markiplier" with an informational wall of text about soyjak.party, however this requires lots of accounts with enough karma to post. <br />
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A more feasible method is mass-following users on an account with a name that would give people an idea to go onto the 'party, this will give them a notification stating that you followed them (e.g. '/u/join_soyjakDOTparty has followed you!'). However this feature is now opt-out after being mass-abused against Reddit trannies but despite that, it's likely that most posters have this enabled. <br />
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A method that would ensure everyone targeted would receive a notification is creating a subreddit with a name promoting the 'party and then mass-inviting accounts as moderators to this subreddit.<br />
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Another vector for spamming would be Markiplier's business email accounts, or his associates' emails (e.g. his editor). These could be spammed with fake fan mail to get Markiplier's attention.<br />
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=== Trolling ===<br />
On a more case-by-case basis, users of the Markiplier subreddit could be trolled into visiting the site out of curiosity. A good example where this worked is u/[[Roygbivsloweddown]]. If enough r/Markiplier users have similar experiences to Roy, the subreddit moderators or even Markiplier himself could become aware of the trolling and make it a drama.<br />
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=== Adapting ===<br />
Due to the imageboard nature of soyjak.party, Markiplier could be hesitant to showcase it since his fanbase is mostly underage. A countermeasure could be creating a dedicated SFW Markiplier board on soyjak.party where hate speech, racism, etc. are strictly forbidden. When spreading information about soyjak.party to Markiplier and his fans, the links should lead directly to this new board.</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Main_Page/The_Dailyjak&diff=14045Main Page/The Dailyjak2022-03-25T03:54:44Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Soy emperor</p>
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<div>[[File:S21.jpg|thumb|A soylice (soy police) sketch of Soy 21 in his "active" dilation mode. When in "passive" dilation mode, Soy.C.P 21 is indistinguishable from any other Redditjak.]]<br />
Object class: Bootlicker<br />
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Aliases: "Soy 21", "SoyID 21", "C.P. 21", "SW", "Sootlicker", "219", "ywnbaw", "[redacted] C.P.", "C[redacted] P[redacted] 9+10", "[redacted]" "[redacted]", "CP", "Mr. 21"<br />
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Threat level: Dilation imminent<br />
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Containment status: Located in the Depth Ward, al'''though''' technically not in containment as 2D objects can phase through 3D spaces due to sub-atomic width.<br />
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Observed behaviours: Soy 21 "the subject" has been identified as a 2 dimensional being - in other words, a "literal" soyjak. This classification warrants its housing in the [[Depth Ward]]. Only one entity of this object class has been identified. It was first spotted in a sommunity (soy community) public library, "the library". It had been spotted at the library previously, but its actions weren't significant to ensue further investigation. Prior to incident "S.K.R.E.E.E.E.E.E." Soy 21 was seen organizing books into the appropriate sections of the library. Soy 21 was not employed at the library; his organizational work was seen as volunteering. The appointed librarians avoided contact with Soy 21 for the most part. The incident of notoriety occurred when the chief librarian at the time, "S", approached Mr. 21 with an offer. Soy 21 was offered enrolment as a volunteer. The proposed contract would allow Soy 21 to access the library's back rooms to assist his work organizing books. Despite limited communication from Soy 21, the new agreement took effect. Mr 21's behaviour drastically changed when he was pronounced an "official" volunteer rather than a voluntary volunteer. His actions became generally more violent towards librarygoers and he lost control of his autism. Within days of assuming his new role, Soy 21 had burned several books and babyraged about pointless topics. Mr. "S"'s reaction to this was likened to the [[Transphobic Bathroom Guardian]] executing a transgender person via gunshot. "S" approached Mr. 21 to take away his volunteer badge. Within seconds of taking it away, a loud "SKREEEEEEEE" was heard by everyone in the library. Mr. 21's jaw elongated to make way for hundreds of tendrils, tentacles and tongues. "S" was wearing leather boots which were quickly swarmed by these tentacles to be licked. The boot-licking by Mr 21's tentacles was so severe it caused leather to disintegrate. Mr "S" quickly escaped without his boots. This incident, known as the "Soy Köntainment Register Evidentiary Evidence Elongated Environmental Estrogen Exit" was regarded by Swedish soysicists (soy physicists) as a [[win]], because it scientifically showed that transgender people could cease [[Autism|chimping out]] if removed from positions of authority. The library remains at peace now that Soy 21 has been removed. The incident led to the classification of Soy 21 as a "Bootlicker" because it is assumed Soy 21 will react similarly if confronted with any comparable situation. Soyentists (scientists) strongly recommend NOT authorizing Soy 21 to any position of power in any setting, to avoid a response like in the incident.<br />
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[[File:Soyberg.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dr. Soyberg]]<br />
'''Dr. Soyberg''' was employed at the [[Mental Asylum]]. He was killed in the great asylum insurrection of 2020. He is also an associate of [[Dr. Soystein]].<br />
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Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201017212408/soyjak.party/soy/res/5412.html </ref><br />
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[[File:The death of Dr Soyberg.PNG|350px|thumb|left|An asylum inmate graphically recounts Dr. Soyberg's death.]]<br />
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[[File:Soybergs death.png|thumb|A picture of Dr. Soyberg's death. Unknown photographer, July 2020]]<br />
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== Citations ==<br />
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[[Category:Variants]]<br />
[[Category:Doctors]]</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Nojak&diff=14042Nojak2022-03-25T03:54:42Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by SneederFeeder</p>
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<div>'''Nojak''' is a front-facing [[List of Soyjak Variants|soyjak variant]] spouting an open mouth and false excitement.[[File:Nojak template.png|thumb|Nojak]]<br />
== History ==<br />
Nojak was first posted on October 6, 2021,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5190537/#5190568</ref> making it one of the [[List of Soyjak Variants|newest variants]] as well as the last to originate from [[/qa/]] before [[The Great Soyset]]. It was traced allegedly by a [[Serbs|Serb]] from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKBIVWIEWc Oreo Review Show]. Nojak received mixed reviews upon his release on /qa/<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5309624/#q5309673<br />
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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203871/#q5203871<br />
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https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5222863/#q5222863</ref>, and is currently considered to be forced [[coal]] by most 'jakkers.<br />
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Even [[though]] the original name was Nujak, it was changed to Nojak by booru admin as a variant with that name already existed.<br />
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== Criticism ==<br />
[[File:Nojak original photo.jpg|thumb|Thumbnail from which Nojak was traced]]<br />
Many well-informed and intelligent people are of opinion that Nojak is [[coal]] because of his unusual eyebrows and square features, including his eyes and other details that were clearly drawn with the straight line tool. Additionally, his usually thick stubble makes coloring his face with a bucket tool complicated.<br />
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After the initial few [[/qa/]] edits, most of the Nojak variants were low-quality [[dust]] that was spammed by a few dedicated chuds on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty,]] which in turn made hate for Nojak even greater. Some people have gotten used to Nojak, while others still consider him NAS charcoal.<br />
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== Oreo Review Show ==<br />
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGjSVC1Xh-EZhOtA7WNy6RA/featured Oreo Review Show] is a YouTube channel run by (((Jonathan Estis))), from whom Nojak was traced. [[Fact|Nojak uses this channel to upload his genre-redefining, trope-subverting, culturally relevant, thought-provoking, socially-aware high-brow critiques of Oreo cookies]] to an audience of a couple hundred viewers.<br />
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In a video uploaded on 24th Janurary, 2022, Estis acknowledged the [[Soy Community|soy community]] and thanked us for adapting his likeness into such a well-written character.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5DKRqDRPs&t=610s</ref><br />
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Estis's faith makes Nojak a canonically [[Jews|Jewish]] soyjak.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/weirdal/comments/rh41wc/does_al_still_perform_pretty_fly_or_has_he_spoken/hoojcf2/</ref><br />
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== Nojak AMA Incident ==<br />
[[File:Vinluv's paper.jpg|thumb|An important soyrelic]]<br />
On March 2, 2022, Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) [https://web.archive.org/web/20220304211547/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/367230.html made an AMA thread on /soy/.] Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soiteens, Nojak "proved" that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. when told that it could've easily been faked and asked to provide a recording of him refreshing the page, he continuously refused to do so. He was not using a [[Namefags|trip initially,]] so its almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks are the real deal [[Though|thoughever.]] Eventually, nojak claimed the trip "nojak !!sR3lIQVdVg" around the end of the threads lifespan, leading to doubts that it's actually the real nojak despite he talk like him. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal [[Soy Duel|soyduel.]]<br />
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"Nojak" answered many questions in the thread, remarking that:<br />
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* He was [https://i.redd.it/vcy9t386psw61.png mortified] after becoming a 'jak<br />
* Searching for the [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]] was easy, all he had to do was search some combination of nojak, [[Gem|gem,]] party, etc.<br />
* He was also lurking since January ever since a flood of soyteens replied variations of "gem" in his comments.<br />
* All nojak variants are lazy/ugly, like him. He also says that the "[[Son of the Mask|son of the mask ones]] are sort of funny"<br />
* He was deleting soyteen comments on his videos because he didn't want to "explain to my friends what a fucking [[Soyjak|"soyjak"]] is and why i am one now"<br />
* Every soyjak variant is [[Coal|coal,]] with maybe the exception of [[:File:SoyWojak.png|the original]] which is funny. It's mindboggling that soyjaks became a subculture.<br />
* His least favourite soyjak variant is "the one of the fucking trans """"person"""" hanging themselves"[[File:Vathjak and Nojak make amends.png|thumb|"lmao ok you might be literally the only good and worthwhile poster on this site"]]<br />
* He claim "Kool Yung Soot"/Vinluv Anton Handesbukia was the "only good poster" and unblocked him,used as proof of his involvement[[File:Estis of the Mask.jpg|thumb|Vinluv's take on the man]][[File:The Vathxodus.png|thumb|Vinluv's rendition of the ordeal]]<br />
Its speculated that this is the event will save the 'sharty and end the [[Soyvil War 2|2nd soyvil war]]<br />
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== See also ==<br />
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* [[Oreos]]<br />
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== Citations ==<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Women&diff=14041Women2022-03-25T03:54:41Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Gigachad</p>
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<div>[[File:1667-winejak.png|thumb|399x399px|Artist's impression of a women feeding a [[fishjak]], from post no°1667 on the [[Booru]].<ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/1667</ref>]]<br />
'''Women''' are a sub-group of men distinguished by their slightly wider hips and narrower shoulders. They are similar to [[Trannies|femboys]].<br />
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Some women are known to organise on crystal.cafe<ref>https://crystal.cafe/faq.html</ref>, also known as the 'fe.<br />
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Women owe me sex, but I wish they didn't.<br />
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== List of real women ==<br />
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* Alice #3740<br />
* Rachel #4801<br />
* Soot<br />
* [[Kuz|Nedelya Kuznetsova]]<br />
* Sarah #3810<br />
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== In popular culture ==<br />
[[Soytan]], the official mascot of [[Soyjak.party|The Party]], is assumed to be a woman.{{CitationNeeded}}<br />
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== Citations ==</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Swaglord&diff=14040Swaglord2022-03-25T03:54:40Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by 186.74.185.151</p>
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'''Swaglord''', also known as ''' Jay Louis Irwin Age 38 3004 Norfolk Dr Austin TX 78745''', is a [[Janny|moderator]] on [[4chan]] who is [[best known for]] being the most hated mod on the site due to his rampent mod abuse, his habit of dishing out permabans for anything, and his tendancy to shitpost in mod capacity.<ref>https://i.imgur.com/uHfxSuD.png</ref> Nowadays, he spends most of his time ruling over his favourite board [[/s4s/]] like his own personal fiefdom; this partly explains why it's just a bunch of [[trannies]] talking to each other like a discord server. Swaglord's moderation of /s4s/ is mostly pinning posts he finds palatable and banning posters who offended him in some way. Outside of 4chan, Irwin also has a substantial career as the ringleader for a sex cult involving massive celebrities.<br />
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He has shit taste in kino.<ref>https://letterboxd.com/invisibro/</ref><br />
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== Cobson #10000000 Incident ==<br />
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On November 21, 2021, a soyteen referring to himself as a "[[User:FlorianopolisBrazilian|Keyed Brazilian]]" successfully [[The Great Soyset|avenged /qa/]] by claiming the biggest /s4s/ GET ever in the name of [[Soy Community|soykind]], post n°10000000. Swaglord had attempted to abuse his mod powers to get the GET but horrifically failed, getting post n°10000001 instead. This made him so furious that he nuked the thread and banned and even permabanned<ref>https://wiki.soyjak.party/images/a/a5/Permaban.png</ref> many posters in it, then went around other boards looking for more innocent posters (some of which weren't ralated to the 'party) to vent his rage on. This is one of the biggest [[janny]] seethes ever documented, and is also the defining moment in [[Cobson]]'s redemption arc.<br />
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= Citations =</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Billy_Mays_Copypasta&diff=14039Billy Mays Copypasta2022-03-25T03:54:40Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Bruh21</p>
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<div>[[File:Billy mays.png|thumb|Billy holding soyjak]]<br />
Billy Mays Copypasta features the TV sales-man actor Billy Mays giving you one of the first most popular soyjak collections ready to be downloaded. The MEGA link is no longer available.<br />
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It was first seen<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/126118018/#126121721</ref> in December 2019 on the [[/tv/]] board<br />
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== The Copypasta ==<br />
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.<br />
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<nowiki>https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo</nowiki><br />
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4CHAN USED TO NOT BE FULL OF IDIOTS WHO LOOK FOR CARTOON DRAWINGS TO BE UPSET ABOUT IN ORDER TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. NOT ANYMORE. SO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH THE SOIJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 ASSORTED SOIJAKS! WATCH- THIS THREAD WASN'T GETTING ANY ATTENTION. NOW, I MADE THE EXACT SAME THREAD BUT WITH A SOIBOY WOJAK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE, IT STAYS THERE. UNTIL BUMP LIMIT! AMAZING!<br />
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THE SECRET, IS THE PATENTED FUNPOSTING™ TECHNOLOGY, THAT IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATES THE ALMONDS OF ALL REDDIT USERS BROWSING THE BOARD, CAUSING THEM TO SEETHE AND DILATE RIGHT IN YOUR THREAD.<br />
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BUT WAIT- IF YOU READ TO THE END OF THIS POST- I'LL THROW IN THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER ABSOLUTELY FREE! BYPASS THOSE PESKY FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. JUST DOWNLOAD, SELECT ALL THE SOIJAKS, PRESS THE BUTTON. IT'S THAT EASY<br />
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<nowiki>http://imristo.com/hash-manager-change-the-hash-of-any-file/</nowiki><br />
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BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! THE SOIJAK COLLECTION ALSO FEATURES BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS AND CONSOOMERS, PLUS SEVERAL EDITS WITH PLENTY OF TEMPLATES THAT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BOARD CAN ENJOY.<br />
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BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE! DOWNLOAD TODAY AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! BYPASS EVEN THE MOST THOROUGH FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. 20,000 LINE LONG FILENAME FILTERS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! A FEW CLICKS, YOU'RE BACK TO FUNPOSTING<br />
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<nowiki>https://sourceforge.net/projects/fnamerandomizer/</nowiki><br />
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YOU GET IT ALL- THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 SOIJAKS, THE BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS, THE CONSOOMERS, THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER, THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER. AND IT'S ALL COMPLETELY FREE. SO DOWNLOAD WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES BEFORE JANNY DELETES THIS THREAD AND START FUNPOSTING. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, AND EVERY (YOU) TO GAIN<br />
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<nowiki>https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo</nowiki></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Yegi&diff=14038Yegi2022-03-25T03:54:40Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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'''Yegi''', also known as '''Yeji''' (예지) is a [[Bugs|South Korean]] rapper and singer under JYP Entertainment. <br />
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==Glass Bottle Incident==<br />
On February 14, 2021, it was reported that Yegi was assaulted and raped by an Armenian man named Sato, during which a glass bottle was shoved in her vagina and stepped on<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3920539/#3920555</ref>. Despite extensive damage to her vagina, she is currently engaged with her rapist and is set to marry in June<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4239771/#4240857</ref>. This has caused massive outrage among her fanbase, with some [[Schizophrenia|questioning the existence of Sato]]<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/sato/page/1/</ref><br />
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== YejiBugs/YejiBros ==<br />
YejiBugs are Yeji's core fanbase. They hang out in Yeji Generals on [[/qa/|QA]]. They refer to each other as 'brothers' and display a hive mind mentality in their decision to often say 'we' instead of 'I' when talking of themselves.<br />
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== Citations ==<br />
<references /></div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Jefre_Cantu-Ledesma&diff=14037Jefre Cantu-Ledesma2022-03-25T03:54:39Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by 96.225.97.231</p>
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'''Jefre Cantu-Ledesma''' is an ambient noise musician who [[Soyjak]] enjoys listening to while Tyrone fucks his wife. Cantu-Ledesma is the object of hatred for a prolific Soyjak spammer who has [https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/Jefre%20Cantu-Ledesma/type/op/ posted hundreds] of original copypastas on /mu/ since 2019. <br />
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It should be noted that, contary to the usual popular nature of targets subjected to 'jakking, and although the board of /mu/ has a select variety of frequently discussed artists, Jefre-Cantu Ledesma is otherwise '''NEVER''' fucking brought up there or anywhere else. It is likely that 99.9% of the masses have never remotely heard of him prior to this association with black dicks and cuckoldry. <br />
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This has led to some anons to speculate that the 'jakposting of the Jefreposter could potentially be an avant-garde viral shilling campaign toward Jefre and his music. Or perhaps is just a poor [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] soul whom the obscure Jefre and his non-existent listeners mentally torture on the daily. Either way, a literary and 'jakking genius. <br />
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==Copypastas==<br />
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>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!!<br />
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET LOVELIESCRUSING AND ASTROBITE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2010 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!<br />
>SOUTHPACIFIC<br />
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH <br />
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>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE SOVIETS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING NAZI FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.<br />
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NAZIS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE BLACK BULLS DOING IT TO MODERN NAZIS (READ: EVERY WHITE MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS! <br />
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE NAZI MEN VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A WHITE GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE NIG- I MEAN BLACK BULLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY WHITE PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN TYRONE AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE WHITE GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF BLACK BULLS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!! <br />
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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!<br />
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S<br />
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>what<br />
>What?<br />
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.<br />
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!<br />
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!<br />
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!<br />
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT! <br />
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>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WAR AGAIN AND MORE MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE WILL DIE HELL YEAH!<br />
>GOSH I CAN JUST MASTURBATE AND CUM TO THIS IDEA, I KNOW, ILL CALL TYRONE IN AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE HE FUCKS MY ASS, PRETEND I'M A SORRY LITTLE GERMAN GIRL GETTING RAPED BY BLACK AMERICAN BULLS <br />
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>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE<br />
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY NIGGER NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT<br />
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS<br />
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA <br />
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>OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN.<br />
>YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT <br />
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>Sneed Chuck Plantation File SCP-069<br />
>Item #: SCP-069<br />
>Object Class: Keter<br />
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak.<br />
>Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon. <br />
>Interview Log:<br />
>Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male.<br />
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker.<br />
>Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??....WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!!<br />
>Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person.<br />
>The black man begins having sex with subject's wife. <br />
>MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers. <br />
>Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER<br />
>The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED]<br />
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED NIGGER WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?<br />
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>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION<br />
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off* GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES <br />
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>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?<br />
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER! <br />
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP.<br />
>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE! <br />
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>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA?<br />
>WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?!?<br />
>EPIC!!!!!! <br />
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
>OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
>MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF<br />
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
>HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD<br />
>IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????<br />
>WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!<br />
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER<br />
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??<br />
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.<br />
>YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
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>AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.<br />
>HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.<br />
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK.<br />
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NIGGER THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB NIGGER THAT YOU ARE. GOD IT'S 2021. <br />
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING?<br />
>EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED<br />
>YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN.<br />
>I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. *COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER* STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW *blam* *blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake*<br />
>*cum spurts out from the cuck's penis*<br />
>fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull.<br />
>now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up. <br />
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>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND<br />
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>I LIKE PLAYING STUPID GAY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BECAUSE IM A STUPID FAGGOT DOODOO DIAPER NIGGER BABY!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!1 I NEED MY DIAPER<br />
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>ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS<br />
>YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES<br />
>WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING NIGGER NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT<br />
>ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR <br />
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>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!<br />
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>TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!<br />
>WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.<br />
>YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE<br />
>THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT! <br />
>TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER! <br />
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>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???<br />
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?<br />
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN<br />
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?<br />
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!<br />
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
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>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-<br />
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER <br />
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>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!<br />
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>w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it stinks<br />
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN<br />
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this<br />
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO WIFE EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER LITTLE FAGGOT YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON<br />
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out<br />
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT<br />
>b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-<br />
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!<br />
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR<br />
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE<br />
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS<br />
>*brap*<br />
>turns 360 and walks away <br />
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>DID YOU SAY HECKING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA?<br />
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!<br />
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!<br />
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!<br />
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN. <br />
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, JEFRE IS EVEN A COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORD JUST LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL) <br />
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS ARTIST I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!<br />
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!<br />
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!! <br />
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>*SIPS TYRONE'S STALE CUM* AH YES NOW THAT TASTE I CAN GET BEHIND!. TIME FOR SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SÖYLENT, MY DUDES!<br />
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>T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!<br />
>OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA <br />
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>I WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BLASTING THROUGH MY BUDS IF I COULD WITHOUT GOONG TO PRISON BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM SCARED I WOULD LOSE CONTROL AND KILL THEM. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE TO EVER EXISTED. I WONT HAVE KIDD JUST FOR THAY REASON. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WHITE PEOPLE FUCKED OFF. IM THINKING OF ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS BUT INSTEAD I MIGHT JUST LET MY GIRLFRIEND GET FERTILIZED INSTEAD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. WE ARE GONNA RAISE A FAMILY OF BLACK CHILDREN AND THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE MINE.<br />
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>ALRIGHT TYRONE I BROUGHT IN A NEW GUY TODAY, HIS NAME IS PANCHO HE'S SOME BEANER FUCK FROM BIDEN'S CONCENTRATION CAMPS I HAD IMPORTED YESTERDAY NOW IM PAYING HIM AND YOU TO DP MY WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS. OH THANK SCIENCE FOR LATINKS PEOPLE COMING OVER THE BORDER AND STEALING WH*TE PEOPLE'S JOBS EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM TO ABOLISH PRIVATE INDUSTRY IT'S SO GOOD WATCHING WH*TE PEOPLE TEAR THEMSELVES APART OVER MARKET DARWINISM AND JOB COMPETITION. BUT SEE IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES SINCE MY MEXICANS DONT STEAL HECKIN NIGGERINO'S JOBS LIKE SUPPLYING ME WEED OR FUCKING MY WIFE I HOPE ONCE WE DESTROY THE BORDERS WE'LL HAVE ARMIES OF LATINEEX PEOPLE COMING OVER AND RAPING OUR WH*TE WHORE SLUTS OF WIVES<br />
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>IMAGINE IF DURING THE RAPE OF BERLIN THE RUSSIANS HAD BEEN BLACK BULLS INSTEAD OF EUROPEANS!<br />
>SADLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT, BUT OH WELL, I CAN LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FANTASIZE THAT IT DID. I'D PROBABLY LISTEN TO LOVELESS AND FANTASIZE AS WELL BUT I CAN'T SINCE THE TRACK "Touched" WOULD RUIN IT FOR ME. THEY REALLY NEED TO REISSUE THE ALBUM WITHOUT THAT TRACK INCLUDED. <br />
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>TYRONE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DISCO ELYSIUM....<br />
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???<br />
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?<br />
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN<br />
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?<br />
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!<br />
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />
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>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPAMMING BASEDJAKS ON /mu/ I CAN'T FOCUS ON MASTURBATING TO BLACKED.COM VIDEOS AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF THEY KEEP MAKING THREADS WITH THEM<br />
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>You stupid transphobic chud... YOU DENYING SEX TO A BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN LIKE MYSELF IS AKIN TO DIRECTLY MURDERING PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING CHUD YOU. I'LL GO TO THE CLOSEST CONVENIENCE STORE AND AXE-MURDER EVERYONE I FIND THERE WHILE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM A PORTABLE STEREO.ALL THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON *YOUR* HANDS FOR DENYING SEX TO A TRANSGIRL. YOU'RE A MURDERER *dilates*<br />
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>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-<br />
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKER NIGGER <br />
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>NGL JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE FINEST FUCKING MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU'RE GETTING CÜCKED<br />
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>TYRONE H-HAVE YOU...H-HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN FUCKING VACCINATED TYRONE???? TYRONE HOW DARE YOU IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU DONT WEAR THE MASK AND PLAY MBV - TOUCHED EVEN THOUGH IT RUINS LOVELESS WHILE YOURE FUCKING MY WIFE BUT YOURE NOT EVEN VACCINATED?? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TRUST THE EXPERTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER? DONT YOU REALIZE THERES A FUCKING PANDEMIC WITH A 99.98% SURVIVAL RATE GOING ON YOU SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT??<br />
>wait...hold on...SORRY TYRONE I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE BIPOC TRANNY FAGGOT REPRESENTATIVE I VOTED FOR APPARENTLY THE VACCINE IS THERE TO CULL AND DEFERTILIZE THE WHITE RACE, SORRY TYRONE FOR DOUBTING YOU, IM HEADING OUT TO GET TWO HUNDRED MORE SHOTS OF THE VACCINE. YOU BETTER BE PLAYING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA BY THE TIME I GET BACK<br />
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>UMM... TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO FUCKING /MU/CORE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT CHART HAS NO GOOD ALBUMS YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL" WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!<br />
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>t...tyrone?? I didn't pay you to post on 4chan and listen to loveless i paid you TO FUCK MY WIFE!! now go do that you dumb stinky poopoo NIGGER!!!! yeah i said it tyrone!! jefre cantu ledesma's music flows through my soul and my veins!!! i ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as you keep listening to touched y-<br />
>*choking noise* ty-*choke* tyro-*choke*tyrone please let go i didn't mean to call *Choke* you *choking* please let go tyrone you're not a nigger-OWWWWWWWWWW no tyrone please nooo that's my last jefre cantu ledesma record nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T TEAR IT UP NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JEFRE NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER <br />
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>TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!<br />
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>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.<br />
>OH MY SCIENCE. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS. <br />
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>Of course I listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, how could you tell? <br />
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>Is...is that "Touched" I'm hearing? For the hundredth fucking time Tyrone, you have to put on the version of Loveless without that piece of shit in it. Gosh, I'm so fucking upset right now. This is it, you'll have to wear a condom the next time you fuck my wife. Also we'll be listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, at least you can't go wrong with him.<br />
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>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS CUL-DE-SAC CHINA GATE PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!<br />
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>I'M SO FUCKING GLAD FASCISM GOT WHAT IT DESERVED. MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND NOW EUROPE IS OPEN TO IMMIGRANTS WHICH MEANS MORE READY BULLS AVAILABLE TO FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND MUSLIMS WILLING TO KILL AND MOW DOWN THOSE FUCKING RACIST WHITE DEVILS (READ: EVERY WHITE PERSON ALIVE) LIVING THERE. HELL YEAH I'M GONNA PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT! I'M SO FUCKING GLAD ALL OF EUROPE IS SO DEMOCRATIC AND LIBERAL! FUCKING SPAIN AND POLAND FOUGHT BACK AGAINST THE MUSLIM AND MONGOLIAN INVADERS LIKE FUCKING PIGS. IMAGINE IF THEY HADN'T??? WE'D ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN MUSLIM BULLS TO SATISFY OUR WIVES INSTEAD OF OUR TINY WHITE DICKS. GOD HOW I HATE WHITE PEOPLE<br />
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>TYRONE? YEAH HEY TYRONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS MY PENIS, MY PENIS TYRONE! IT WAS 9 INCHES AND UNCUT BUT WITH THE HELP OF MY LOCAL RABBI, LOTS OF SOI GUZZLING, AND THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ITS NOW 3 INCHES AND CUT! IVE BEEN VIOLATED AND MUTILATED BY JEWISH HANDS TYRONE! MY COCK CAN FINALLY FIT MY KEK CAGE! ISNT THIS GREAT TYRONE?<br />
>T...TYRONE YOURE NOT CUT YOURSELF? TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE YOUVE BEEN RAPING MY WIFE WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BLACK SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER! SCHLOHMO, CHAIM CHASE AFTER HIM QUICKLY HE'S GETTING AWAY <br />
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>WOW IS THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? CAN'T BELIEVE I'D FIND A BLACK MAN WHO'S INTO HIM. HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO MY HOME, SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME AND THEN FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO HIM?<br />
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>OH MY GOD ALL THE POOR COVID 19 DEATHS ITS SO SAD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO WEAR A MASK! I KNEW I WOULD BE SAVING THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS BLACK BABY DELIVERED FROM A WHITE WOMANS CUNT<br />
>OH BUT YOU BET I TOOK THAT MASK OFF AND WENT INTO THE WHITE BABIES' WARD AND COUGHED ON ALL OF THEM. HOW DARE THEY EXIST THOSE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEM ABORTED THATS THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE WOMEN ABORTION RIGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL THOSE FAGGOT BABIES PROBABLY WERE BORN BY THEIR KEK HUSBANDS PLAYING MBV TOUCHED, THANKFULLY MY LITTLE JAMAL WAS CONCEIVED TO THE TUNE OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA <br />
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>OMG LOVE IS A STREAM, SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE, STAINED GLASS BODY. IS THERE ANYTHING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS PUT OUT THAT I CAN'T ENJOY WHILE GETTING KEKED?<br />
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>FUCKING RIGHTISTS NEVER READ, THEY'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED, THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY'RE ANTICOMMUNISTS AND RELIGIOUS, THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION<br />
>ME? WELL, OF COURSE, ACTUALLY I UH, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION AFTER I LISTENED TO MY PROFESSOR Goldberg RANT AND I MEAN HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO HE KNOWS BEST, AND I CAME TO THE SAME EPIPHANY THAT KARL MARX WAS RIGHT AFTER SMOKING SOME WEED AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, TYRONE<br />
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING ME? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE AND YOU DONT EVEN READ, YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER WHO'S HERE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GET BACK TO IT AS I RESHUFFLE THIS PLAYLIST OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC <br />
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>söylent bottles: checked<br />
>asshole lubed: checked<br />
>jefre cantu-ledesma playing from the speakers: checked<br />
>I'M READY TO GIVE YOU MY BOYPUCCY TYRONE <br />
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>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. TYRONE IS IN PRISON FOR SELLING DRUGS. WHO WILL FUCK MY ASS TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOW?<br />
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>HERE YOU GO, SIR. THIS EDITION HAS Touched EXCLUDED FROM THE ALBUM SO IT WON'T RUIN YOUR SESSIONS WHERE YOU ENJOY A BLACK MALE RAIL YOUR WIFE. MAY I ALSO SUGGEST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? HE GOES GREAT WITH BLACK ON WHITE INTERRACIAL KEKOLDRY<br />
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>WOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING EPIC, LISTENING TO HIM WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE MAKES THE EXPERIENCE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER, I'M THINKING HE'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PERSON EVER, THE FIRST ONE BEING KARL MARX AND THE SECOND ONE BEING YOU, OF COURSE, TYRONE<br />
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>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER<br />
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS? <br />
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING. <br />
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE <br />
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>NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT<br />
>BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.<br />
>STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!<br />
>ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS<br />
>AFTER THE REVOLUTION THEY'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE <br />
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>BROOOO DID YOU SEE 6IX9INE GET DESTROYED BY PEWDS? THAT WAS SO EPIC AND WHOLESOME. HE RESLLY SHOWED THEM WHOS BOSS. IM GONNA GO CELEBRATE WHILE I TURN ON SOME “Jefre Cantu-Ledesma” FOR THE EVENING<br />
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>FUCKING YES, I DO LOVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!!!! I'M WAVING MY UNTONED ARMS IN EXCITEMENT AT THE THOUGHT OF LISTENING TO A NEW ENTIRE ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, MAN!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAYS I'VE BEEN A GOOD KEK LATELY SO HE'S REWARDING ME WITH 20 VINLY RECORDS OF EPIC JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, IN FACT THEY'RE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW, THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE SÓY STORE AND THAT THEY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED, I HOPE IT'S MY NEW KEK CAGE WITH THE ANTIFA LOGO!! I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT BUT I CAN'T GO TO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE KEKSHED’S KEY WITH THEM AND I'M LOCKED. BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I CAN FILL MY OLD EMPTY SÓY DRINK GLASSES WITH THEM. THEY ARE EPIC GLASSES WITH MARX'S FACE ON THEM. HAHA, YEAH, LOVE THAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY LATEST VIDEOGAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE WIFEY AND HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO I CONSIDER MY BEST FRIEND, DRIVE BACK HOME. I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BUT HEY, I TOLD THEM THEY COULD STOP FOR SOME BED FUN AT THE MOTEL, HAHA. YEAH, I'M OPEN MINDED AND TOLERANT LIKE THAT. I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND TOO, HE SAYS I'M ONLY HIS SÓYSLAVE AND A VERY SKILLED KEKMAN BUT I THINK HE KIND OF RESPECTS ME, OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T GET ME NEW VIDEOGAMES AND JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC OR PAY FOR MY VASECTOMY. OH MAN, BEING THIS EXCITED MADE ME SWEAT SO MUCH. GONNA GO POUR ME SOME MORE SÓYLENT IN MY SUPERHERO-THEMED MUG AND KEEP DAYDREAMING.<br />
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>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU<br />
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU<br />
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>OH VEY HOW DARE YOU HATE THE REPLACEMENT OF EUROPEANS IN EUROPE, THAT'S SO FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OY FUCKING VEY IM GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO CALM MYSELF DOWN AND TRY TO INSTIGATE THE US T O ATTACK SOME RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE TO FLOOD IT WITH MORE RAPEFUGEES, FUCKING GOYIM DIE FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSION<br />
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>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!<br />
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>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU<br />
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU <br />
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>WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A TRANNY GIRLFRIEND, WE'RE TRADITIONAL, CAN COOK, CAN CLEAN AND LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC PIG *dilates*<br />
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>OH MY GOD YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS??? BUT I BET YOU KNOW WHO BEN SHAPIRO IS. THIS IS WHY RIGHTISM IS A FUCKING DISEASE, IT MAKES PEOPLE IGNORANT OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS LIKE HOW BLACK MALES ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITE MALES FOR PLEASING WHITE WOMEN AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ROCKS WHILE TOUCHED BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE RUINS THEIR ALBUM "Loveless"<br />
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>OH MY GOD TRUMP ALREADY LOST STOP BEING RACIST OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING RACIST HE LOST STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OH MY GOD I NEED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO COPE WITH THIS I CANT BELIEVE IT<br />
>OMG DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE IT SOUNDS SO SAD BRO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS A GENIUS I LOVE NOISE AND NIGGER COCKS <br />
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>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT SHOULD BE PLAYING AT BLM RALLIES, IT WOULD PROBABLY CONVINCE EVERYONE TO START KILLING WHITE MALES AND (only for the black guys in) RAPING WHITE FEMALES!<br />
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>TYRONE, THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CONFUSE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WITH OTHER FORMS OF NOISE WHILE YOU FUCK MY ASS<br />
>HE'S SPECIAL YOU HEAR ME? HE'S DIFFERENT, HE MAKES ME ALL GIDDY. NO OTHER ARTIST DOES THAT TYRONE, SO NEXT TIME I ASK YOU DONT EVER SAY IT'S ALL JUST "shit noise for dumb crackas" IT'S <br />
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>AH, THIS COLLAB BETWEEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA AND GROUPER SURE BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES:<br />
>BACK IN AFGHANISTAN. I HAD TO IMAGINE THAT MY BROWN ENEMIES WERE WHITE MEN. I COULDNT KILL THEM OTHERWISE BECAUSE THOSE MUSLIMS COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL BROWN BULLS THAT WOULD RAPE AND KILL WHITE WOMEN IN ANOTHER LIFE WHICH JUST MADE ME SO SAD WHENEVER I ENDED THERE LIFE. BUT WHEN I IMAGINED THEY WERE WHITE MEN I COULD EASILY SHOOT THEM AND COMMIT WAR CRIMES, STOMPING THEIR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY BOOT AND KILLING THEIR FAMILY INFRONT OF THEM LOL.<br />
>AS A PLUS SIDE I WOULD ALSO PURPOSEFLLY GET MY PLATOON MEMBERS KILLED, NEARLY DIED MYSELF WHILE DOING THIS LMAO. I REMEMBER HAVING TO SURPRESS A GRIN EVERYTIME I SAW THEIR PARENTS CRYING BECAUSE THEIR LITTLE TINY DICKED BITCH WHITE BOY OF A SON WAS DEAD THANKS TO ME hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <br />
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>OH MY GOD TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY WIFE<br />
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON THIS IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME<br />
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW<br />
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES<br />
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBC <br />
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>WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING TOUCHED AND ISABEL'S DREAM PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD *bLAAAAAAARGH* UGFH, PUFF, PUFF PUFF, SO FUCKING GROSSED I PUKED, FUCKING TYRONE WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS. WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I KNOW, *grabs his wife by the fucking hair and starts drowning her on his puke* STUPID FUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING WHITE WHORES LIKE YOU OPENING YOUR LEGS TO FAGGOT WHITE MEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WHITE BOYS TO MAKE THIS FAGGOT SHIT MUSIC<br />
>DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH, DIE, TYRONE GRAB HER BY HER FUCKING HANDS SO SHE STOPS TRYING TO BREATHE <br />
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>OH MY GOD IS THAT FELICIA ATKINSON IN COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC I WANT TO BE PLAYED IN (exclusively white people) ABORTION CLINICS. IT JUST SOUNDS SO FUCKING MAJESTIC, IT'S THE GREATEST OST TO A FUTURE SNUFF FILM ABOUT HECKING WHITE BABIES GETTING MURDERED<br />
>THIS IS WHAT LOVELESS' WOULD'VE BEEN IF THEY HADN'T INCLUDED TOUCHED IN IT <br />
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>TRYONE...WHEN THE METROID DREAD OST REACHES THE E.M.M.I CHASE THEME INEED YOU TO DROP THE CASSETTE PLAYER IN THE BATHTUB OK??? ARE YOU READY??<br />
>HERE IT COMES...HMMM...HMMMRRR....OHHNNN....HNN-<br />
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>TYRONE ONIONS DOESN'T CONDUCT EKETCRICITY YOU RETARDED BABOON BLACK NIGGER<br />
>OPEN THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR GRRRAHHH STOP FUCKING MY WIFE AND OPEN THIS DOOR!!! YOU CAN INSEMINATE HER LATER<br />
>I JUST WANT TO CARVE A LITTLE "N" ON YOUR FOREHEAD TRYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGHGGG<br />
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<div>[[Meds]] are a harmful mind control technique used by the elite. This page will explain how to avoid taking meds, using simple techniques. These will not always work, especially if you are being watched closely.<br />
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== Techniques ==<br />
Listed below are a couple common techniques that tend to work quite well.<br />
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* Hiding the meds under your tongue<br />
* Biting the nurses<br />
* If you are trusted enough to take meds unsupervised [very unlikely] simply hiding the meds somewhere, like by crushing them up and hiding it under the rubbish in a rubbish bin. (Using the bathroom after a meds "taking" is too suspicious).<br />
* secretly replacing your meds with sugar pills<br />
* Escaping the hospital</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Soyjak.party_chat&diff=14035Soyjak.party chat2022-03-25T03:54:37Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Gem</p>
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<div>[[File:Chat.PNG|250px|thumb|right|chat.soyjak.party]]<br />
'''[https://chat.soyjak.party chat.soyjak.party]''' was a basic chat room on the [[soyjak.party]] domain that is occasionally enabled when the 'party is taken down for maintenance. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210606215538/https://chat.soyjak.party/ </ref> When it is not enabled, chat.soyjak.party seems to redirect to [http://blog.soyjak.party/ Soot's soyjak.party blog]. Soy quoting with the chat is difficult due to the lack of image functionality, however some [[ASCIIjak]]s can be used if each line is posted as an individual message.<br />
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==Citations==</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=Ancientposting&diff=14034Ancientposting2022-03-25T03:54:36Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by Chuddie-chud-chud</p>
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<div>[[File:Soy1051.jpg|thumb|>To the king, my Lord: your servant Tab-il-Esarra. Good health to the king, my Lord! May Assur and Mullissu bless the king, my Lord! As to the Arabs about whom the king, my Lord wrote to me: 'Why do they graze their sheep and camels in the desert where they must resort to plundering when hungry?' Rains have been scarce this year; they had to settle in.]]<br />
Ancientposting is a practice within the [[Soyjak.party|soy community]] in which a user will post an image of a soyjak, or several soyjaks, usually designed to represent an ancient historical figure or a generic member of such a culture, saying something associated with such a culture. Typically letters are used, alongside inscriptions.</div>Bruh21https://wiki.soyjak.party/index.php?title=User:User:Soylord_on_wheels&diff=14033User:User:Soylord on wheels2022-03-25T03:54:36Z<p>Bruh21: Reverted edits by 185.225.28.131 (talk) to last revision by 212.129.81.86</p>
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<div>[[File:Soy 2019 by FAL.jpeg|200px|thumb|An example of FAL OC, taken from [https://soybooru.booru.org/index.php?page=account_profile&uname=FUCK-YOU-LIBERAL his SoyBooru account].]]<br />
'''FuckAllLiberals''', commonly referred to by the acronym '''FAL''', is a [[Soyjak]] artist and [[datamining]] imageboard owner who became notorious on [[soyjak.party]] in June 2021. He was also active on [[Reddit]] and is known to have created at least two subreddits, /r/Barneyfag and /r/NewBarneyFag, both on different accounts, <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/138494.html#138500 </ref> as well as being active on [[r/soyjak]]. He is reputed to be a 19 year old American from Texas. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/149750.html </ref><br />
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FAL is recognizable by his somewhat poor grammar and frequent use of newlines, while his art can be identified by its use of soft brushes and sometimes by its filenames, which are often "Drawing.sketchpad (''number'').jpg".<br />
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Some Chuds have requested that [[Soot]] release FAL's data, a request he has yet to acknowledge or comply with. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/149399.html </ref><br />
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==Citations==</div>Bruh21