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'''/g/''' is a home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman as a savior of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers who actually enjoy coding, the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.
'''/g/''' is a home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ</ref> as a savior of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers who actually enjoy coding, the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.
[[File:Commiepinguen.jpg|thumb|[[Linux]] IS communism... because it just is, okay?]]
[[File:Commiepinguen.jpg|thumb|[[Linux]] IS communism... because it just is, okay?]]
[[File:Saintignucius.jpg|thumb|Richard Stallman <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ</ref>]]
[[File:Saintignucius.jpg|thumb|Saint IGNUcius Richard Stallman]]


==History==
==History==
Little knows fact /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - lolicon proving [[Soot|Moot]] is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.
Little knows fact /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving [[Soot|Moot]] is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.


==Shit /g/entoomen love to do==
==Shit /g/entoomen love to do==
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*Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
*Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way


*Praying to their lord and aviour Richard Stalman
*Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman


*Telling you that YOU WILL INSTAL GENTO !
*Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL [[Schizophrenia|GENTOO]] !


*Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
*Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn


*Coding, or at least they claim to
*<s>Coding</s>, or at least they claim to


*Learning neadlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
*Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter


*Having console wars with different operating systems
*Having console wars with different operating systems

Revision as of 12:18, 27 July 2021

/g/ is a home to a Linux cult treating a fat neckbeard commie Richard Stallman who likes to eat from his foot fungus[1] as a savior of humanity. The users are friendless morbidly obsessed gay losers who actually enjoy coding, the single most boring thing you can do with a computer.

Linux IS communism... because it just is, okay?
Saint IGNUcius Richard Stallman

History

Little knows fact /g/ originally stood for Guro, it was one of the earliest 4chan boards along with /l/ - Lolicon proving Moot is a sick fuck. It later became a technology board, but the userbase remained equally deranged.

Shit /g/entoomen love to do

  • Explaining that Linux is not an operating system in a condescending way
  • Praying to their lord and savior Richard Stallman
  • Telling you that YOU WILL INSTALL GENTOO !
  • Masturbating to degenerate pornography, everything from trannies to child porn
  • Coding, or at least they claim to
  • Learning needlessly difficult outdated programing languages, so they can feel smarter
  • Having console wars with different operating systems
  • Driving a schizophrenic man to suicide.[2]
  • Crying about losing him.


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