Colorfuljaks

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Colorfuljaks are a new forced meme on soyjak.party, they feature a soyjak, normally a wholesome one with multiple different colors on it's face, many conspiracies and ideas have been made about this variant.

Operation Bleached Bowl

An example of a Colorfuljak. It it also one of the only colorfuljaks. Most people respond to this image with negative emotions.

Operation Bleached Bowl was an incident where Colorfuljaks, the latest forced meme being spammed on soyjak.party were allowed to stay posted despite violating the rules. These are just regular soyjaks paint-bucketed on with awful colors, regardless of aesthetics. Most posters believe colorfuljaks are coal. Colorfuljaks were created somewhere around June 10th, 2021.

Grayjaks

CFJaks spawned a new soyjak variant made in retaliation against CFJaks: Grayjaks. Like CFJaks, these 'jaks use Wholesome Soyjak as a base, but instead of being colorful, they are instead depicted in grayscale. They are portrayed as secret agents, similar to CIA 'jaks.

Evidence of Operation Bleached Bowl. Moderators started cracking down on anyone who spoke out, causing users to randomly receive bans for perceived criticism.

The first grayjak.

A grayjak drinking gray.

Markiplier grayjak.

Operation Bleached Bowl

The mods were letting colorjakkers spam the board (pretending to be offline) while banning people who respond to the spam with scat, scatposters received unusually harsh 24 hour+ bans instantly despite color spammers flooding the entire board with spam killing most gems, mods then use CIA psychological tactics to rewrite history, such as spreading the debunked claim that there were separate scat threads (untrue, scat was only posted to spam threads)

Evidence of Operation Bleached Bowl. While furry porn was deleted, soot ignores the ban plea to avoid revealing that he is awake and aware of the board spam.

CFJaks fill the catalog.

Leftypol invasion

Several /soy/ users started to notice the unusual quantity of colorjak spam. After investigating leftypol.org (formerly known as bunkerchan.xyz), a poster noticed the following raid thread on /b/ - Siberia.

Hey guys Me and some friends on Discord have been messing with a website called "soyjak.party". We're posting rainbow-colored soy wojaks to celebrate pride. If you want to help, get some soy wojaks (a good source is SoyBooru), color it with rainbow colors on mspaint, and post it on the /soy/ catalog

This confirmed what many skeptics already knew to be true - the colorjak posters were in fact offsite raiders. The timing correlation with Operation Bleached Bowl suggests that Soot may have collaborated directly with Discord trannies or leftypol.org to raid his own website. Thus increasing activity and datamining potential.

Colorful or not?

Posters have taken notice of the fact that CFJaks don't contain much color. In fact, the average non-CFJak has more colors than CFJaks, which at most contain 6 different colors. In fact you could say the the CFjak only has the most obviously different colors, and many non-CFjaks have hundreds of different colors that are much more subtle.

Which one looks like the colorful one to you? Most people agree that regular Soyjaks contain plenty of colors and are already colorful enough.