Food

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An American eating freedom fries.

Food is what people eat. Alongside water, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we die. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Whopper), or as sort of hat worn by Soyjak on his head (see Fruit Soyjaks for more information). A whole genre of Soyjak posting is based around a particularily agressive variant of Soyjak demanding you eat the bugs. Bugs are not food though, and should never be confused for it.

Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike both enjoy the cuisine of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as Soylent.

Food should not be confused with drinks, of which Sproke is a prominent example.

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