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After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005 </ref>
After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005 </ref>


[[File:Int-9999and10000-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|<div style='text-align: center;'>'''9999:'''</div><br><div style='text-align: center;'>''Trans women are women''</div><br><div style='text-align: center;'>'''10000:'''</div><br><div style='text-align: center;'>''(nigga?)''</div>]]
[[File:Int-9999and10000-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|<div style='text-align: center;'>'''9999:'''</br>''Trans women are women''</br>'''10000:'''</br>''(nigga?)''</div>]]
 
====11111 GET====
 
'''Post no. 11111''' on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=11111|caption=Are repeating digits normal in your country?|date=August 1, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html}}</ref> It featured one image of a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish 'jak]] and two [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed 'jaks]]. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from [[Soyjak.party#Moderation|a moderator]].
 
[[File:Int-11111-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|<div style='text-align: center;'>''Are repeating digits normal in your country?''</br><span style="color:red">''''(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)''''</span></div>]]


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Revision as of 09:33, 3 August 2021

>Check these dubs!

A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID. [1]

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten.

Types of GET [2]

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.

Sequence Name
XX Dubs
XXX Trips
XXXX Quads
XXXXX Quints
XXXXXX Sexes
XXXXXXX Septs
XXXXXXXX Octs
XXXXXXXXX Nons
XXXXXXXXXX Decs

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

Saging for post count manipulation

Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artifical GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.

GETs on /soy/

To be researched: previous GETs on /soy/. Can (You) help us?

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak.[3] It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy.

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak.[4] It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888

WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.[5]

The reactions were for the most part enthusiastic, calling the post a massive racist win.[6] It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,[7] and this milestone post represents a good occasion to bring it back.

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.[8]

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary.[9]

Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.[10]

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character.[11]

This thread was not restored on June 8.

(No caption.)

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.[12]

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post no. 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021.[13] It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of June 20, 2021, it has 145 replies.[14]

Kill all swedish people

123456 GET

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted.[15] The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots,[16][17] which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."[18]

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced
boring
awful
wasted[20]

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. [21] [22] The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [23]

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang [24]

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. [25]

9999:
Trans women are women
10000:
(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. [26] It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?
'(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)'

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021.[27] The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.[28]

KILL ALL SWEDES

Citations

  1. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get
  2. https://s4s.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Checks#The_List TRANNY DATAMINING LINK DO NOT CLICK
  3. /soy/, post no. 77777. I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol. April 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777
  4. /soy/, post no. 88888. >>88888 / WE POGGERS NAO. May 16, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html#88888
  5. /soy/, post no. 99999. FUCK NIGGERS. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#99999
  6. /soy/, post no. 100013. massive racist win. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#100013
  7. https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/https://soyjak.party/holo/
  8. /soy/, post no. 100839. The shark gem is back. June 8, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#100839
  9. /soy/, post no. 100000. (No caption). June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100000
  10. /soy/, post no. 100062. completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100062
  11. Cirno is known for her childishness (read: stupidity) [...] in the manual for Phantasmagoria of Flower View, she is labeled as "9. Moron" in an explanation of the game screen's layout. [...] Due to the infamous manual screenshot, Cirno has been nicknamed "Nine-ball" or simply "⑨". https://touhou.fandom.com/wiki/Cirno/Fun_Facts
  12. The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  13. /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210617133055/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/110842.html#111111. Archived on June 17, 2021.
  14. /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://archive.ph/YQIlQ#111111. Archived on June 20, 2021.
  15. /soy/, post no. 123465. WHERE THE THE GET GO??. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123465
  16. /soy/, post no. 123476. THIS IS WHAT SOOT WANTS TO HIDE FROM THE WORLD. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200946/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123476.html#123476
  17. /soy/, post no. 123492. cope, chud. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123492
  18. /soy/, post no. 123741. Because it's the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago.. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/122468.html#123741
  19. /soy/, post no. 123477. you know screenshots like this can easily be faked right?. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123477
  20. /soy/, post no. 123469. forced, boring, awful, wasted. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123469
  21. /int/, post no. 9999. Trans women are women. July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10000#9999
  22. /int/, post no. 10000. (nigga?). July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#9999#10000
  23. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10002
  24. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10003
  25. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005
  26. /int/, post no. 11111. Are repeating digits normal in your country?. August 1, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html#11111
  27. /pol/, post no. 7777. KILL ALL SWEDES. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7777. Archived on July 6th, 2021.
  28. /pol/, post no. 7814. pin it. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7814#7814. Archived on July 6th, 2021.