Guinness World Record Soyjak

The first variant of this Soyjak.

The Guinness World Record Soyjak (sometimes referred to as screaming soyjak, schizophrenia soyjak, or screamingbaldsoyjak) is a Soyjak with a uniquely shaped head and a large mouth. His name comes from the image he was based on, showing the former Guinness world record holder for the largest mouth gape. This Soyjak and Soyjaks from his bloodline are often edited into new variants.

This Soyjak can be highly unpredictable. Sometimes he has good intentions, as seen in the Wholesome Soyjak variant, but even the wholesome variant has (intentionally or unintentionally) done bad things. The angry mask-wearing variant, much like Eat The Bugs Soyjak, militantly supports every tenet of the Fourth Industrial Revolution.

History

The first known occurence of this soyjak was on 4channel's /mu/ board. Over time, this soyjak has evolved into many variants, such as the Impish Soyak Ears.

Wholesome Soyjak

Wholesome Soyjak.

Wholesome Soyjak is a common variant of the Guinness World Record Soyjak who wears a trimmed beard, sometimes has no eyebrows, and is usually smiling. He is generally portrayed as benevolent and kind. This variant is often used to express or point out simple happiness or joy.

Ishish Soyak Ears

Ishish Soyak Ears.

Ishish Soyak Ears is a variant of the Guinness World Record Soyjak with large eyes, a large nose, a small mouth, trimmed hair, a monobrow and, as the name would imply, a pair of ears. It was created by the same Swedish anon who created the original Soyjak.

The variant remained rarely used for a long time, but saw a resurgence on soyjak.party in mid-May 2021, where it was used to portray Muslims.

Gallery

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  Angry and wearing a mask.

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  The image this Soyjak was originally traced from.