Impish Soyak Ears
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This article is about the variant. For the individual, see the Swede (Artist)
| Impish Soyak Ears | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
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| Origin | soyjak.party[1] |
| Earliest Known Appearance | /soy/, Soyjak.party (December 20, 2020)[2] |
| Booru Posts |  3300+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyjak |
Impish Soyak[sic] Ears, also known as Impjak, The Swede, Swedish Win, Swedish Fail, and Swedejak, is a 'jak variant based on an edit of Guinness World Record Soyjak. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a nordic jawline, various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant, and being based off the Imp zombie from Plants Vs Zombies disregard that. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the soyjak community, and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray Swedes, there is Quandrillion to infinite evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.[3] There's a common misconception that this soyjak is called "Impish soyjak ears" but this isn't the case, since The Swede named the original filename "Impish Soyak Ears", and he claims that his earred soyjaks are named soyaks rather than soyjaks.[4][5]
Impish Soyak Ears is best known for his leading role in the critically acclaimed Impjak Adventure webcomic.
He is the current mascot of soyjak.party; succeeding Soytan as of the kuz era.
Early Life
Once when Impish Soyak Ears was newly born, he ate all the black people in his village causing the negro race to go extinct in his hamlet. Once the other people in his village found out about what Impish had done, they eradicated him causing mass riots in his name. After the riots went better than expected the people started to chant "SWEDISH WIN!!" which made Impish Soyak Ears get a sense of joy.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in being the Imp class in the 2016 Playstation Hits Best EA (Published, cuz popcap were the devs) game ever made, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, which also takes the throne for being the best shooter game[6]
Career
He made his debut on December 20th, 2020[2][7], first on /soy/,[2] and then three minutes later on /int/.[8] At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who Stickied a GIF of him being petted.[9] His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the Soyvil War. During the war, Impish joined the side of Wholesome Soyjak due to the fact that the same people who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak, but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.[10] Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after Impjak.
On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in Soyjak Party's first commerical webcomic, Impjak Adventure. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series, providing both voice and digital mo-cap.
Relationship with Norway
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via soyduel.
Posting any variation of Impish Soyak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
Relationship with PopCap Games and Electronics Art
Sometime in mid to late 2013, Impjak applied to appear in the most anticipated game of the year being Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (came out in 2014), they wanted to add him in the game although they couldnt for unknown reasons
A year later in 2014 after the release of GW1, PopCap contacted Impjak if he could appear in PvZ GW2, Impjak was excited with glee, hoping it wasnt gonna be like the last time he applied. There truly was enough room for him to appear in the game, even being one of the main playable mercenaries in game, being known as the Imp.
In 2016, PvZ GW2 came out featuring Impjak.
Then in 2019, it got kinda disappointing, cuz PvZ BFN was no GW3, it was shit, looked like shit, and was basically just troonerwatch but with PvZ characters, thats the last time Impjak worked with PopCap.
Relationship with Pennsylvania
On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.[11] He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.[12][13][14][15]
On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for Troonjak, who had tragically taken her[it just is, ok?] own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.[16]
Controversies
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous dancing swede.mp4 video. Although he denied involvement, it's very likely that, in being a celebrity, he is a pedophile anyway It has been legally proven in court that Impjak is innocent, the truth is that Rapeson made the dancing swede.mp4 video, he used a video of Impjak dancing and then edited it with a 'P clip after.
On April 2nd, 2024, Impish Soyak Ears was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit conversation with a minor via discord,[it just is, ok?] as well as the evidence of Dancing swede.mp4, Kuz promoting him to the site Favicon when he came to power, suggesting a secret mutual bond, and a discovered 'ru image of Impish fondling a minor. (Could be faked.) It's unknown whether these claims are legitimate or not, but it could just be another ploy by the norwegian 'cord in an attempt to kill the Swede. (It is. Look at him, he's too gemmy for such things.)
Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails
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The "Swedish Win" infographic.
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The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
Ishish Soyak Ears
| Ishish Soyak Ears | |
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| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | /int/, 4chan (April 11, 2021)[17] |
| Booru Posts | 116 As of January 24th, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyak Ears |
Ishish Soyak Ears is an arab variant of Impish with large eyes, a large nose, a small mouth, trimmed hair, a monobrow and, as the name would imply, a pair of ears. It was created by the same Swedish chud who created the original Soyjak and Impish Soyjak Ears.[18]
It's literally Impish_Soyak_Ears upside down.
The variant remained rarely used for a long time, but saw a resurgence on soyjak.party in mid-May 2021,[19] where it was mostly used to portray Muslims.[20][21][22][23]
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html
- ↑ it was revealed to me in a dream
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#136165362
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Imp_(PvZ:_GW2)
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515123757/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515114946/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88204.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515115101/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88201.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124110/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88197.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124133/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88214.html
