Nintendo

This article is critical of Nintendo. If you are feeling frustrated and angry while reading this article, please take your soylent and ADHD medication and call your wife's bull for some talk therapy.

Nintendo's logo.

Nintendo is a Japanese video goy developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed "masterpieces" series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda, both meant for children but favored by 30+ year old infantile """men""" with dangerously low testosterone levels and severe mental disabilities. Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, sold sets of cardboard for $80 and sued or threatened legal action against their own fans hundreds of times for such heinous crimes as: emulating their game consoles; sharing ROMs of 40 year old games (most of which you can't even buy legally anywhere); hosting Super Smash Bros tournaments; making custom joycon shells; uploading video game OSTs to youtube; and many, many more. Nintendo fanboys are especially concerned with copyright infringement since (You) Illegally downloading an NES game will bankrupt their favorite multibillion dollar company. In fact, there have been multiple cases when nintendofags tried to organize mass reporting and harrassment campaigns against nintendo console emulators.

Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the science, he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations like Nintendo and Disney as such, with this loyalty often stemming from: "THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!", despite thus exhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of. Except out of loyalty toward children's toy brands rather than faith.

Like pottery, Nintendo is quite circlejerked over on 4chan's /v/, in which such fans often skirmish with Sony fans (Playstation brand consoomers) over who can prove their lifeless corporate bugman worship through "no u" 'jakking pictures targeted at each other. An entertaining display.

Also, the Virtual Boy is the only good Nintendo console.

Tears of the Goyslop

One of the easiest ways to incite a surefire flamewar and shit up the 'log with technically on-topic threads on /v/ is to either aggressively shill or bash the newest installment in the Legend of Zelda series, Tears of the Kingdom. Despite the fact that it is objectively no different to collectathon "open-world" Ubisoft goyslop games such as Horizon Zero Dawn or Just Cause, Nintendo fanboys will fight to their last dying breath to defend this game.

^erictranny, you lost and got raped ;)