Soylent
This page is a gem.
Soylent is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is Soyjak's favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low,
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Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by Soyboys, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak?
If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of Soylent Green, congratulations, you're onto (((them))).
Even though it advertises itself on the fact that "complete ""nutrition"" shouldn’t be difficult or expensive." Its lowest price per bottle is $2.63. and the average soy bottle that most 'teens are familiar with costs $3.00 at the lowest.[1]
Flavours
Soylent has following flavours
- Creamy Chocolate
- Strawberry
- Vanilla
- Mint Chocolate
- Banana
- Cafe Mocha
- Cum
- Shit and Piss
- Brimstone
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