Covid-19
Disclaimer
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Summary
Covid-19, also known as Coronavirus, is a hoax being used by the masonic-jewish elite to enslave humanity and establish the New World Order.
Operation Dark Winter
The Great Reset/The Forth Industrial Revolution/The New Normal/Operation Dark Winter is a scheme cooked up by (((them))) to plunge humanity into technological slavery. The Antichrist, also known by his earth form "Klaus Schwab", owns the "World Economic Forum" secret society. As well advocating the great reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by making it so we can only access self driving electric cars filled with cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab also apparently hates the idea of ownership, and believes everything should be rented, this is however not true because Klaus Schwab actually believes that him and his friends are the ones who should continue to own things, he just thinks that the gutless goyim should own nothing and be happy.
Klaus Schwab is on record saying that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kickstart his Great Reset.
Soy
Soyboys are loving the lockdown, they are content with ordering bug burgers and soy milk from GrubHub while they watch capeshit on streaming services (you will rent everything), they also love to WEAR THE MASK, when they find someone not wearing the mask, they will angrily, yet meekily, tug at their mask to signal to the bad goy: WEAR THE HECKIN MASK (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).
They cannot wait to be JABBED with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!
The Covid-19 Vaccine
Not a real vaccine, instead it's gene therapy, upon being JABBED, billions of nanobots flood your body, turning your head bald, making your eyesight bad, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk.
If you get offered the jab
Ignore all texts, hang up all phone calls once its established they are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent, if your family pester you to get the jab, then rid them from your life (whichever way you want).
Do not take this shit.
Summary
YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
YOU WILL REJECT GOD
YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
