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{{Infobox Soyjak
|name = Soyak
|image = File:SoyWojak.png
|original_image = File:Wojak high res.png
|type = Soyjak (and also [[Wojak]]) variant
|aliases =
* Soy wojak
* Soy wojack
* Soyjack
* Soyak
* Sojak
* S0ijak
* Soijak
* Basedjak
* Onionsjak
* Keyedjak
* Soyboy Wojak
* Soylent Wojak
* Soy boy wojack
* Classic Soyjak
* bald man with glasses
* Swedish Win
* incomprehensible wojack(sic)
|origin = [[Origin of soyjak|Disputed]]
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:soyak|display=7100+}} <small>As of December 4th, 2023</small>
|traced_from = [[Wojak]]
}}
'''Soyjak''' is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] [[meme]] as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
 
== Early life ==
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw)
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]]
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[Qa/|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref>
 
As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, research into this topic is still ongoing.
 
== As an art form ==
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result]].
 
== Early life <sup>(>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)</sup> ==
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]], washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
 
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own.
 
== Likes ==
*[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general
*Capeshit
*[[Meds]]
*[[BBC]]
*His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
*[[Bugs]]
*Living in a sealed pod
*[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]]
*Thanos memes
*[[Soylent]]
*[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]]
*Biblically accurate angels
*The [[Science]] (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
*Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM
*Communism
*[[Reddit]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]]
*Hot sauce collections
*[[Soy horror|Bone-chilling slow burns]]
*His Funko Pop collection
*Sour Candy
*Whatever the image poster doesn't like
 
== Dislikes ==
*[[4chan]]nel
*[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]]
*Bloodmouths
*Homemade meals
*Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
*Shaving
*Transphobia
*Toxic masculinity
*People with negative Reddit karma
*Jumpscares
*Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large entertainment corporations
*Science deniers
*Science questioners
*Whatever the image poster likes
 
== See also ==
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
 
[[Category:Variants]]
 
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