Cobson's Suicide

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

I was a janny on The Sharty for a year in 2022. It wasn't paid of course, most janitorial jobs aren't, but it did have some perks beyond banning chuds. To teens it might not seem like a big one, but most teens at the time would shit themselves over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the Jannies and Admins, I got to preview the new threads days before they posted. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. Me and two other jannies were in a janny 'cord along with other IB admins. We received the copy that was supposed to be a nonsense post with a Cobson picture attached and gathered around the stream to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet jannies often put up a mock guess, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often lewd guess, such as "OMGSIA 'lita is so hot" instead of a Neutralplier blogpost. Nothing particularly funny but gem related chuckles. So when we saw the thread subject "Cobson's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the Jannies did a small throat laugh at it. The Sharty css plays as is normal. The thread began with a couple racebait replies as normal. We see teens posting 'cado gifs gegging. We refresh the t hread and this is when things began to seem off.

While lurking, a few posts repeat themselves, but the image doesn't. There is slight murmuring in the thread before they begin to post gore. Not normal dead nigger baby gore common in the show, but you could very clearly see malice in. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone in the gore posts had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the teens posting, we didn't question its appeal to teens yet.

The thread than has a post with an webm that automatically expands goes to Cobson sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his apartment window is of an RGB PC so it isn't very long after 'jakking. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the microphones in the 'cord. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Cobson's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the 'cord trannies likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like coughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this webm twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead janny paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a Russian man. He couldn't have been more than 30 The face was mangled and emaciated, he obviously had aids. He was naked down to his underwear, his BBC dildo laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no BLACKED logo no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be porn. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the Man's STD. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.

The screen flipped back to Cobson, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeared to be cum running down his face from his eyes. The cum was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get spermatozoa on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

The janny was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl. She was laying on her stomach, her pink bow in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, looking a lot like Rapeson's silhouette.

About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Cobson went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his hands down and his cock were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this webm. They were cumming, gooning, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started moaning, this time not covering his cock.. The amount was impressive and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his moaning was mixed with screams.

Tears and cum were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames.

The janny was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a 'jak, about the same style as cobson, but this time the scene was different. The face was drawn disgustingly. The Janny proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the Jannies and admins gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the vantablack niggercoal with our own eyes.

The lead Janny told us to stop, he had to call in the owner to see this. Kuz arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the Janny just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Cobson was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Cobson's hands his penis. He immediately puts the phallus in his mouth and orgasms. Realistic blood and semen splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, mouth agape and gooning. Then the episode ends.

Kuz is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the hell was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the Webm twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the 'cord from the Sharty to here. The matience team was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. All threads involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong webm, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child and man seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.