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The '''Soyvil War''' was a conflict between several groups of posters on the /soy/ board of [[soyjak.party]] that took place on April 29 2021.
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{{Infobox conflict
|partof = The Sweden-Norway Wars
|image =
|caption =
|place = Soyjak.party, /qa/
|result = Peace agreement (It was mostly a Swedish win in the long run albeit)<br>Deformed soyjaks dying out in popularity but eventually giving rise to [[colorjak]]s<br>Swedejak explodes in popularity and eventually becomes the mascot of the site
|date = 29 April 2021 - 16 May 2021
|combatant1=[[File:Naval_Ensign_of_Sweden.svg|frameless|20px]] [[Sweden|The Swedes]]


{{Infobox military conflict
:[[File:Wholesome soyjak.png|frameless|20px]] [[Wholesome Soyjak]] Posters
| conflict          =
 
| partof            =
:[[File:Nathaniel.png|frameless|20px]] [[Deformed Soyjak]] Posters
| image            = CivilWarUSAColl.png
 
| image_size        = 300
:[[File:Impjak.png|frameless|20px]] [[Impish Soyak Ears|Impjak]] Posters
| caption          = Clockwise from top left: {{flatlist|
 
* [[Battle of Gettysburg]]
|combatant2=[[File:Flag_of_Norway,_state.svg|20px]] [[Norway|The Norwegians]]
* [[Union Army|Union]] [[John C. Tidball|Captain John Tidball's]] [[Field artillery in the American Civil War|artillery]]
 
* [[Confederate States Army|Confederate]] prisoners
:[[File:Arab soyjak.png|20px]] [[Islam|Muslims and Jihadis]]
* [[Casemate ironclad|ironclad]] {{USS|Atlanta|1861|6}}
 
* Ruins of [[Richmond, Virginia]]
:[[File:NonCompromisedPepe.png|frameless|20px]] Some [[Pepe#Frogposters|frogposters]]
* [[Battle of Franklin (1864)|Battle of Franklin]]
 
}}
|casualties1=A bunch of 'log wipes and bans
| date              = April 12, 1861 – May 9, 1865 <br /> ({{Age in years and days|12 April 1861|9 May 1865|sep=and}}){{Efn|[[CSS Shenandoah|Last shot fired]] June 22, 1865.}}<ref name="NYT JD Cap">{{cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/1865/05/10/archives/important-proclamations-the-belligerent-rights-of-the-rebels-at-an.html|title=The Belligerent Rights of the Rebels at an End. All Nations Warned Against Harboring Their Privateers. If They Do Their Ships Will be Excluded from Our Ports. Restoration of Law in the State of Virginia. The Machinery of Government to be Put in Motion There |website=The New York Times|agency=[[Associated Press]]|date=May 10, 1865|access-date=December 23, 2013}}</ref><br />
 
| place            = [[United States]], [[Atlantic Ocean]]
Two stolen GETs
| result            = [[Union (American Civil War)|Union]] victory:{{bulleted list|Dissolution of the [[Confederate States of America|Confederate States]]|U.S. [[territorial integrity]] preserved|[[Slavery in the United States|Slavery]] abolished|Beginning of the [[Reconstruction era]]|Passage and ratification of the [[Reconstruction Amendments|13th, 14th and 15th amendments]] to the [[Constitution of the United States]]}}
Deformed soyjaks losing popularity
| combatant1        = {{flagicon image|Flag of the United States (1861-1863).svg}} [[United States]]
| combatant2       = {{flagicon image|Flag of the Confederate States of America (1861–1863).svg}} [[Confederate States of America|Confederate States]]
| commander1        = {{flagicon image|Flag of the United States (1861-1863).svg}} [[Abraham Lincoln]]<br />{{flagicon image|Flag of the United States (1861-1863).svg}} [[Ulysses S. Grant]]<br />''[[Military leadership in the American Civil War#The Union|and others...]]''
| commander2        = {{flagicon image|Flag of the Confederate States of America (1861–1863).svg}} [[Jefferson Davis]]<br />{{flagicon image|Flag of the Confederate States of America (1861–1863).svg}} [[Robert E. Lee]]<br />''[[Military leadership in the American Civil War#The Confederacy|and others...]]''
| strength1        = 2,200,000<ref name="strength" group=lower-alpha>Total number that served</ref><br />698,000 (peak)<ref name="nps.gov">{{cite web|url=http://www.nps.gov/civilwar/facts.htm|title=Facts|publisher=National Park Service}}</ref><ref>[http://www.oocities.org/littlegreenmen.geo/UASize.htm "Size of the Union Army in the American Civil War"]: Of which 131,000 were in the Navy and Marines, 140,000 were garrison troops and home defense militia, and 427,000 were in the field army.</ref>
| strength2        = 750,000–1,000,000<ref name="strength" group=lower-alpha /><ref>Long, E. B. ''The Civil War Day by Day: An Almanac, 1861–1865.'' Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1971. {{OCLC|68283123}}. p. 705.</ref><br />360,000 (peak)<ref name="nps.gov"/><ref>[http://ebooks.library.cornell.edu/cgi/t/text/pageviewer-idx?c=moawar;cc=moawar;q1=abstract;rgn=full%20text;idno=waro0128;didno=waro0128;view=image;seq=0542 "The war of the rebellion: a compilation of the official records of the Union and Confederate armies; Series 4 – Volume 2"], United States. War Dept 1900.</ref>
| casualties1      = {{plainlist|
*110,000+ [[killed in action|KIA]]/[[died of wounds|DOW]]
*230,000+ accident/disease deaths<ref name="civilwarhome.com">Fox, William F. [http://www.civilwarhome.com/foxspref.html Regimental losses in the American Civil War] (1889)</ref><ref name="Official DOD data">{{Cite web|url=https://dcas.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/pages/report_principal_wars.xhtml|title=DCAS Reports – Principal Wars, 1775 – 1991|website=dcas.dmdc.osd.mil}}</ref>
*25,000–30,000 died in Confederate prisons<ref name="nps.gov"/><ref name="civilwarhome.com" />
'''365,000+ total dead{{sfn|Chambers|Anderson|1999|p=849}}'''
*282,000+ wounded<ref name="Official DOD data" />
*181,193 captured<ref name="nps.gov"/>{{Better source needed|date=October 2016}}{{Efn|211,411 Union soldiers were captured, and 30,218 died in prison. The ones who died have been excluded to prevent double-counting of casualties.}}}}
'''Total: 828,000+ casualties'''
| casualties2      = {{plainlist|
*94,000+ [[killed in action|KIA]]/[[died of wounds|DOW]]<ref name="civilwarhome.com" />
*26,000–31,000 died in Union prisons<ref name="Official DOD data" />
'''290,000+ total dead'''
*137,000+ wounded
*436,658 captured<ref name="nps.gov"/>{{Better source needed|date=October 2016}}{{Efn|462,634 Confederate soldiers were captured and 25,976 died in prison. The ones who died have been excluded to prevent double-counting of casualties.}}}}
'''Total: 864,000+ casualties'''
| casualties3      = {{plainlist|
*50,000 free civilians dead<ref name="StatsWarCost" />
*80,000+ slaves dead (disease)<ref>Professor James Downs. [https://blog.oup.com/2012/04/black-white-demographic-death-toll-civil-war/ "Colorblindness in the demographic death toll of the Civil War"]. University of Connecticut, April 13, 2012. "The rough 19th-century estimate was that 60,000 former slaves died from the epidemic, but doctors treating Black patients often claimed that they were unable to keep accurate records due to demands on their time and the lack of manpower and resources. The surviving records only include the number of Black patients whom doctors encountered; tens of thousands of other slaves who died had no contact with army doctors, leaving no records of their deaths." 60,000 documented plus 'tens of thousands' undocumented gives a minimum of 80,000 slave deaths.</ref>
*'''Total: 616,222<ref>Toward a Social History of the American Civil War Exploratory Essays, Cambridge University Press, 1990, page 4.</ref>–1,000,000+ dead'''<ref name="recounting" /><ref>Professor James Downs. "Colorblindness in the demographic death toll of the Civil War". Oxford University Press, April 13, 2012. "A 2 April 2012 New York Times article, 'New Estimate Raises Civil War Death Toll', reports that a new study ratchets up the death toll from an estimated 650,000 to a staggering 850,000 people. As horrific as this new number is, it fails to reflect the mortality of former slaves during the war. If former slaves were included in this figure, the Civil War death toll would likely be over a million casualties&nbsp;..."</ref>}}
}}
}}
[[File:Soy-77777-get.png|thumb|''Stop posting this awful soy'']]
<blockquote>''"Soyvil War" redirects here. For other Soyvil Wars, see [[List of Soyvil Wars]].''</blockquote>
The '''First Soyvil War''' was a conflict between several groups of posters on the [[Soy/|/soy/]] board of [[soyjak.party]] that took place on April 29 2021. Unlike the [[Soyvil War 2|following]] [[Soyvil War 3|soyvil]] [[Soyvil War 4|wars]] it was mostly a tongue in cheek rivalry between a small number of 'teens, similar to modern [[SoyBooru|booru]] [[countrywars]]


==The Tragic Prelude==
==The Tragic Prelude==
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==Timeline==
==Timeline==
The Soyvil War began when a user on soyjak.party reacted negatively to a thread whose attached image was a warped [[Wholesome Soyjak]], telling the OP to cease posting that 'jak.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777 </ref> This initial reply received much attention due to its impressive digits, 77777. A faction immediately appeared, enthusiastically joining in the criticism of Wholesome Soyjaks. This faction came to be known as the Norwegians, due to their later emerging vitriolic hatred of anything Swedish.
The Soyvil War began when a user on soyjak.party reacted negatively to a thread whose attached image was a warped [[Wholesome Soyjak]], telling the OP to cease posting that 'jak.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777 </ref> This initial reply received much attention due to its [[GET|impressive digits]], 77777. A faction immediately appeared, enthusiastically joining in the criticism of Wholesome Soyjaks. This faction came to be known as the Norwegians, due to their later emerging vitriolic hatred of anything Swedish.


Soon, an opposing faction emerged. This opposition posted Deformed Soyjak, a controversial variant of Wholesome Soyjak that is notorious for being maligned by certain users. The consequential outrage at Deformed Soyjak shattered the brittle peace, causing all-out war to break out. At some point, [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish 'jaks]] were also implicated in the conflict, seeming to be placed on the side of Wholesome and Deformed Soyjak posters, likely due to its evolutionary relation to Wholesome Soyjak. Accordingly, this faction came to be known as the Swedish.
Soon, an opposing faction emerged. This opposition posted Deformed Soyjak, a controversial variant of Wholesome Soyjak that is notorious for being maligned by certain users. The consequential outrage at Deformed Soyjak shattered the brittle peace, causing all-out war to break out. At some point, [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish 'jaks]] were also implicated in the conflict, seeming to be placed on the side of Wholesome and Deformed Soyjak posters, likely due to its evolutionary relation to Wholesome Soyjak. Accordingly, this faction came to be known as the Swedish.


While Wholesome Soyjak posters and Deformed Soyjak posters banded together,<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015709/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78734.html </ref> some Swedish soyjak posters remained reluctant to join the conflict. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html </ref>
While Wholesome Soyjak posters and Deformed Soyjak posters banded together,<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015709/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78734.html </ref> some Swedish soyjak posters remained reluctant to join the conflict.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html </ref>


During the war's fevered crescendo, many threads were created, the majority of which featuring Deformed Soyjak images. These threads invariably received extremely enraged replies from the Norwegians. Most of these replies comprised of all-caps ranting and death threats, with at least one poster using explicit gore images taken from terrorist execution media. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430072718/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78078.html </ref>
During the war's fevered crescendo, many threads were created, the majority of which featuring Deformed Soyjak images. These threads invariably received extremely enraged replies from the Norwegians. Most of these replies comprised of all-caps ranting and death threats, with at least one poster using explicit gore images taken from terrorist execution media.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430072718/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78078.html </ref>


While the Norwegians maintained a strong defense, unfailingly replying to every Swedish thread, their offense was comparatively weak. As they fervently replied to each new Swedish thread, the catalog was becoming full of Swedish images. As the Norwegians had no emblem or symbol to post, they rapidly lost ground in new thread creation, some even resorting to posting Pepes and abandoning soyjaks altogether. Late in the conflict, the Norwegian faction made many threads featuring a copypasta accompanied by images of Chads in an attempt to take back the catalog. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015535/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html </ref> The copypasta was written as follows:
While the Norwegians maintained a strong defense, unfailingly replying to every Swedish thread, their offense was comparatively weak. As they fervently replied to each new Swedish thread, the catalog was becoming full of Swedish images. As the Norwegians had no emblem or symbol to post, they rapidly lost ground in new thread creation, some even resorting to posting Pepes and abandoning soyjaks altogether. Late in the conflict, the Norwegian faction made many threads featuring a copypasta accompanied by images of Chads in an attempt to take back the catalog. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015535/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html </ref> The copypasta was written as follows:
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</blockquote>


The war ended when apparently neutral [[Coal]]poster[s], seemingly unaligned with either side of the conflict, began spamming /soy/ with coal threads. While the coal threads appeared neutral, being indistinguishable from pre-war coal threads, some have theorized that they were allied with the Norwegian side and that the threads were an effort to clear the catalog of Deformed Soyjaks. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79342 </ref> As the most active, warring threads were buried beneath the coal, posters lost interest and the war fizzled out.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79307 </ref>
The war ended when apparently neutral [[Coal]]poster[s], seemingly unaligned with either side of the conflict, began spamming /soy/ with coal threads. While the coal threads appeared neutral, being indistinguishable from pre-war coal threads, some have theorized that they were allied with the Norwegian side and that the threads were an effort to clear the catalog of Deformed Soyjaks.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79342 </ref> As the most active, warring threads were buried beneath the coal, posters lost interest and the war fizzled out.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79307 </ref>
 
== Oslo Poop Treaty ==
 
Shortly after the end of the war the Oslo Poop Treaty was signed. The treaty required deformed soyjak posters to immediately cease their activity. Nothing was required from the Anti-Deformed forces since they won the war.
The location was chosen specifically to humiliate swedeshitters and the name was chosen because deformed soyjaks are shit.


In recent years, Deformedtards have attempted to save face by creating poop2, an unfunny meme which is meant to distract from their humiliating defeat. It claims that the Oslo Poop Treaty was used to suppress the information regarding the benefits of consuming poop2. So far, no peer reviewed study has backed this up.
==Impjak Adventure Spin-Off==
==Impjak Adventure Spin-Off==
<div style='text-align: center;'>This is a non-canon, pro-Deformed short story featuring Impjak, the protagonist of the popular [[Impjak Adventure]].<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210429202238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79080.html#79082 </ref> The story was made during active warfare. It is unknown if it was made by one of the official Impjak Adventure storytellers.</div>
<div style='text-align: center;'>This is a non-canon, pro-Deformed short story featuring Impjak, the protagonist of the popular [[Impjak Adventure]].<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210429202238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79080.html#79082 </ref> The story was made during active warfare. It is unknown if it was made by one of the official Impjak Adventure storytellers.</div>
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File:Impjak spinoff 8.png|Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer. NOBODY threatens my best friend and gets away with it. Negativity is NOT allowed on soyjak.party in any way, shape, or form.
File:Impjak spinoff 8.png|Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer. NOBODY threatens my best friend and gets away with it. Negativity is NOT allowed on soyjak.party in any way, shape, or form.
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</gallery>
 
[[File:Soy-88888-get.png|thumb|''{{Quote|>>88888}}''<br />''WE POGGERS NAO'']]
==Ongoing conflict==
==Ongoing conflict==
Despite the war's most brutal battle being over, wholesome 'jaks, deformed 'jaks, and [[Descriptive Filenames]] are still met with harsh opprobrium from some soyjak.party users (likely Norwegian veterans of the Soyvil War). These users and others often communicate their opinions in acronyms, the most common of which are documented here.
Despite the war's most brutal battle being over, wholesome 'jaks, deformed 'jaks, and [[Descriptive Filenames]] are still met with harsh opprobrium from some soyjak.party users (likely Norwegian veterans of the Soyvil War). These users and others often communicate their opinions in acronyms, the most common of which are documented here.
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* DFNC ('''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''C'''had) Supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see [[Descriptive Filenames#Controversy]])
* DFNC ('''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''C'''had) Supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see [[Descriptive Filenames#Controversy]])
* DFNT ('''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''T'''ranny or '''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''T'''riumph) - Pejorative or (rarely) supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see [[Descriptive Filenames#Controversy]])
* DFNT ('''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''T'''ranny or '''D'''escriptive '''F'''ile'''N'''ame '''T'''riumph) - Pejorative or (rarely) supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see [[Descriptive Filenames#Controversy]])
* ST ('''S'''eethe '''T'''hread) Used to accuse OP of seething, often as a retaliation against getting soy quoted <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210519092004/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/90489.html#90491 </ref>
* NAS ('''N'''ot '''A''' '''S'''oyjak) - Used to deny that a soyjak variant is actually a soyjak, usually because of its lack of traditionally soyjak-related characteristics
* SST ('''S'''wedish '''S'''hi'''T'''ter) Pejorative term for someone who posts [[Swedish Win]]s/[[Swedish Fail]]s <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210515111531/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88089.html#88109 </ref>
* ST ('''S'''eethe '''T'''hread) Used to accuse OP of seething, often as a retaliation against getting soy quoted<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210519092004/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/90489.html#90491 </ref>
* SST ('''S'''wedish '''S'''hi'''T'''ter) Pejorative term for someone who posts [[Swedish Win]]s/[[Swedish Fail]]s<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210515111531/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88089.html#88109 </ref>


On 16 May 2021, weeks after the Norwegians' triumphant 77777 get, the Swedish achieved equally impressive digits, 88888, in a thread featuring an image of Jacobson, a common deformed soyjak variant. <ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210516085237/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88888.html </ref> Both threads no longer exist on soyjak.party due to being buried by numerous waves of coal posts.
On 16 May 2021, weeks after the Norwegians' triumphant 77777 get, the Swedish achieved equally impressive digits, 88888, in a thread featuring an image of Jacobson, a common deformed soyjak variant.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20210516085237/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88888.html </ref> Both threads no longer exist on soyjak.party due to being buried by numerous waves of niggercoal posts.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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==Citations==
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Conflicts}}
[[Category:Conflicts]]

Revision as of 09:16, 26 April 2024

This page is a Swedish Win!
Soyvil War 1
Part of The Sweden-Norway Wars
Date29 April 2021 - 16 May 2021
Location
Soyjak.party, /qa/
Result Peace agreement (It was mostly a Swedish win in the long run albeit)
Deformed soyjaks dying out in popularity but eventually giving rise to colorjaks
Swedejak explodes in popularity and eventually becomes the mascot of the site
Belligerents

The Swedes

Wholesome Soyjak Posters
Deformed Soyjak Posters
Impjak Posters

The Norwegians

Muslims and Jihadis
Some frogposters
Casualties and losses

A bunch of 'log wipes and bans

Two stolen GETs

Deformed soyjaks losing popularity
Stop posting this awful soy

"Soyvil War" redirects here. For other Soyvil Wars, see List of Soyvil Wars.

The First Soyvil War was a conflict between several groups of posters on the /soy/ board of soyjak.party that took place on April 29 2021. Unlike the following soyvil wars it was mostly a tongue in cheek rivalry between a small number of 'teens, similar to modern booru countrywars

The Tragic Prelude

Before the war, /soy/ was in a state of unrest. Tensions were high, and the beginnings of a schism showed itself most acutely when Deformed Soyjak was posted, sharply dividing the userbase. A lesser battle was fought over the plot of the Impjak Adventure, and although this conflict is unrelated to the Soyvil War, it demonstrated soyjak.party's capacity for war and division. Curiously, the official Impjak Adventure thread remained untouched during the Soyvil War. As Impjak Adventure's protagonist is an Impish Soyak Ears, the popular story could have been a strategic advantage for those in favor of Wholesome/Deformed/Swedish posting. The likely explanation is that Impjak Adventure is considered sacred, undeserving of being touched by this war.

Timeline

The Soyvil War began when a user on soyjak.party reacted negatively to a thread whose attached image was a warped Wholesome Soyjak, telling the OP to cease posting that 'jak.[1] This initial reply received much attention due to its impressive digits, 77777. A faction immediately appeared, enthusiastically joining in the criticism of Wholesome Soyjaks. This faction came to be known as the Norwegians, due to their later emerging vitriolic hatred of anything Swedish.

Soon, an opposing faction emerged. This opposition posted Deformed Soyjak, a controversial variant of Wholesome Soyjak that is notorious for being maligned by certain users. The consequential outrage at Deformed Soyjak shattered the brittle peace, causing all-out war to break out. At some point, Swedish 'jaks were also implicated in the conflict, seeming to be placed on the side of Wholesome and Deformed Soyjak posters, likely due to its evolutionary relation to Wholesome Soyjak. Accordingly, this faction came to be known as the Swedish.

While Wholesome Soyjak posters and Deformed Soyjak posters banded together,[2] some Swedish soyjak posters remained reluctant to join the conflict.[3]

During the war's fevered crescendo, many threads were created, the majority of which featuring Deformed Soyjak images. These threads invariably received extremely enraged replies from the Norwegians. Most of these replies comprised of all-caps ranting and death threats, with at least one poster using explicit gore images taken from terrorist execution media.[4]

While the Norwegians maintained a strong defense, unfailingly replying to every Swedish thread, their offense was comparatively weak. As they fervently replied to each new Swedish thread, the catalog was becoming full of Swedish images. As the Norwegians had no emblem or symbol to post, they rapidly lost ground in new thread creation, some even resorting to posting Pepes and abandoning soyjaks altogether. Late in the conflict, the Norwegian faction made many threads featuring a copypasta accompanied by images of Chads in an attempt to take back the catalog. [5] The copypasta was written as follows:

I'm sick of swedish niggers, i've just converted to Islam, praises to Allah (SWT), and I realised my muslim brothers are already preparing for war against the sw*des. I'm ready for combat. I will roll into Sweden with the Mujaheddin (man who are on their deen), we will link up with all the AKHIS, who are Pakistani, Afghani, Syrian, Iranian, Palestinian, Turkish, Somali, you name it. All the Sunnis and Shias will link up and we will behead all sw*dish "men" and marry your women and create a new race of akhis, and establish a calphiate (not a jewish one though like ISIS was, google: Simon Elliot ISIS).

The war ended when apparently neutral Coalposter[s], seemingly unaligned with either side of the conflict, began spamming /soy/ with coal threads. While the coal threads appeared neutral, being indistinguishable from pre-war coal threads, some have theorized that they were allied with the Norwegian side and that the threads were an effort to clear the catalog of Deformed Soyjaks.[6] As the most active, warring threads were buried beneath the coal, posters lost interest and the war fizzled out.[7]

Oslo Poop Treaty

Shortly after the end of the war the Oslo Poop Treaty was signed. The treaty required deformed soyjak posters to immediately cease their activity. Nothing was required from the Anti-Deformed forces since they won the war. The location was chosen specifically to humiliate swedeshitters and the name was chosen because deformed soyjaks are shit.

In recent years, Deformedtards have attempted to save face by creating poop2, an unfunny meme which is meant to distract from their humiliating defeat. It claims that the Oslo Poop Treaty was used to suppress the information regarding the benefits of consuming poop2. So far, no peer reviewed study has backed this up.

Impjak Adventure Spin-Off

This is a non-canon, pro-Deformed short story featuring Impjak, the protagonist of the popular Impjak Adventure.[8] The story was made during active warfare. It is unknown if it was made by one of the official Impjak Adventure storytellers.
  • Ugh… another deformed soyjak thread? I hate this meme!

    Ugh… another deformed soyjak thread? I hate this meme!

  • Hmmmm…. I know what I’ll do, I’ll tell him to kill himself! Yeah! Hahahaha take THAT!

    Hmmmm…. I know what I’ll do, I’ll tell him to kill himself! Yeah! Hahahaha take THAT!

  • Huh? Did I just hear a door open?

    Huh? Did I just hear a door open?

  • gasp D-d-dr. Impstein from Swedish Adventures? What are you doing here?!

    gasp D-d-dr. Impstein from Swedish Adventures? What are you doing here?!

  • Dr. Impstein: I can’t allow you to keep posting toxic content to soyjak.party. I’m here to teach you a lesson, chud.

    Dr. Impstein: I can’t allow you to keep posting toxic content to soyjak.party. I’m here to teach you a lesson, chud.

  • Chud: Fuck off! You’re not funny! You’re lame! Fail!

    Chud: Fuck off! You’re not funny! You’re lame! Fail!

  • Impstein: Hey, chud.

    Impstein: Hey, chud.

  • Chud: What?!?!

    Chud: What?!?!

  • Dr. Impstein: Dodge.

    Dr. Impstein: Dodge.

  • Chud: Huh-

    Chud: Huh-

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer. NOBODY threatens my best friend and gets away with it. Negativity is NOT allowed on soyjak.party in any way, shape, or form.

    Let that be a lesson to you, evildoer. NOBODY threatens my best friend and gets away with it. Negativity is NOT allowed on soyjak.party in any way, shape, or form.

>>88888
WE POGGERS NAO

Ongoing conflict

Despite the war's most brutal battle being over, wholesome 'jaks, deformed 'jaks, and Descriptive Filenames are still met with harsh opprobrium from some soyjak.party users (likely Norwegian veterans of the Soyvil War). These users and others often communicate their opinions in acronyms, the most common of which are documented here.

  • DFNC (Descriptive FileName Chad) Supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see Descriptive Filenames#Controversy)
  • DFNT (Descriptive FileName Tranny or Descriptive FileName Triumph) - Pejorative or (rarely) supportive term for someone who uses descriptive filenames (see Descriptive Filenames#Controversy)
  • NAS (Not A Soyjak) - Used to deny that a soyjak variant is actually a soyjak, usually because of its lack of traditionally soyjak-related characteristics
  • ST (Seethe Thread) Used to accuse OP of seething, often as a retaliation against getting soy quoted[9]
  • SST (Swedish ShiTter) Pejorative term for someone who posts Swedish Wins/Swedish Fails[10]

On 16 May 2021, weeks after the Norwegians' triumphant 77777 get, the Swedish achieved equally impressive digits, 88888, in a thread featuring an image of Jacobson, a common deformed soyjak variant.[11] Both threads no longer exist on soyjak.party due to being buried by numerous waves of niggercoal posts.

Gallery

  • Example of a pro-Deformed OP, with mixed opposing and supportive replies.

    Example of a pro-Deformed OP, with mixed opposing and supportive replies.

  • A copypasta that became popular with anti-Deformed posters.

    A copypasta that became popular with anti-Deformed posters.


Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015709/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78734.html
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430072718/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78078.html
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015535/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79342
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430130123/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79306.html#79307
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210429202238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/79080.html#79082
  9. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210519092004/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/90489.html#90491
  10. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515111531/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88089.html#88109
  11. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210516085237/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88888.html
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