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{{Infobox Soyjak | |||
|name = Soyak | |||
|image = File:SoyWojak.png | |||
|original_image = File:Wojak.jpg | |||
|type = [[Soyjak]] variant | |||
|aliases = | |||
* Soy wojak | |||
* Soy wojack | |||
* Soyjack | |||
* Soyak | |||
* Sojak | |||
* S0ijak | |||
* Soijak | |||
* Basedjak | |||
* Onionsjak | |||
* Keyedjak | |||
* Soyboy Wojak | |||
* Soylent Wojak | |||
* Soy boy wojack | |||
* Classic Soyjak | |||
|origin = [[Origin of soyjak|Disputed]] | |||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:soyak|display=5700+}} <small>As of April 22nd, 2023</small> | |||
|traced_from = [[Wojak]] | |||
}} | |||
'''Soyjak''' is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] [[meme]] as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all. | |||
== Early life == | |||
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw) | |||
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]] | |||
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[Qa/|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> | |||
As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, research into this topic is still ongoing. | |||
== As an art form == | |||
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result]]. | |||
== Early life (someone move this shit to a different article) == | |||
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]], washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | |||
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own | |||
== Likes == | |||
*[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general | |||
*Capeshit | |||
*[[Meds]] | |||
*[[BBC]] | |||
*His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone | |||
*[[Bugs]] | |||
*Living in a sealed pod | |||
*[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]] | |||
*Thanos memes | |||
*[[Soylent]] | |||
*[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] | |||
*Biblically accurate angels | |||
*The [[Science]] (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten) | |||
*Fast [[food]] brands that support BLM | |||
*Communism | |||
*[[Reddit]] | |||
*[[Twitter]] | |||
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]] | |||
*Whatever the image poster doesn't like | |||
*Hot sauce collections | |||
*[[Soy horror|Bone-chilling slow burns]] | |||
*His Funko Pop collection | |||
*Sour Candy | |||
== Dislikes == | |||
*[[4chan]]nel | |||
*[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]] | |||
*Bloodmouths | |||
*Homemade meals | |||
*Rural people (except asian soy farmers) | |||
*Shaving | |||
*Transphobia | |||
*Toxic masculinity | |||
*People with negative Reddit karma | |||
*Jumpscares | |||
*Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large entertainment corporations | |||
*Science deniers | |||
*Science questioners | |||
*Whatever the image poster likes | |||
== See also == | |||
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]] | |||
[[Category:Variants]] | |||
{{reflist}} | |||
{{Variants}} | |||
Revision as of 14:58, 18 September 2023
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Aliases |
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| Origin | Disputed |
| Booru Posts |  5700+ As of April 22nd, 2023 |
| Traced From | Wojak |
Soyjak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all.
Early life
Main article: Origin of soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)
On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]
As of 2024, research into this topic is still ongoing.
As an art form
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the trannies, 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some chads and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the CIA will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of images and their literary contexts produced as result.
Early life (someone move this shit to a different article)
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
Likes
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Capeshit
- Meds
- BBC
- His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- Biblically accurate angels
- The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
- Fast food brands that support BLM
- Communism
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
- Hot sauce collections
- Bone-chilling slow burns
- His Funko Pop collection
- Sour Candy
Dislikes
- 4channel
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
- Shaving
- Transphobia
- Toxic masculinity
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large entertainment corporations
- Science deniers
- Science questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
See also
