Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack (common misspelling), Sojak, Soijak (to avoid the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Jefre-Cantu Ledesma
- Biblically accurate angels
- The Science
- Fast food brands that support BLM
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Homemade meals
- Rural retards
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Science deniers
- Science questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
First known appearance[edit | edit source]
It had been common knowledge for many years in the soy community that the first ever Soyjak was posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30 2017, and that this comprised a Swedish Win. However, on September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.
What constitutes the first Soyjak is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a jak? Depending on one's opinion, the original Soyjak was either first posted by an anonymous user of 4channel's /v/ board as "soylent-wojak.jpg", or by a Swede on 4channel's /int/ board as "soyak.png" (see "NAS" in the list of acronyms at Soyvil_War#Ongoing_conflict for more information).
This was also the subject of debate by soyjak.party users on September 1, 2021 in a thread that was ((("accidentally"))) deleted by an incompetent, possibly Swedish janny, who nonetheless provided a screenshot of the deleted thread (shown on the right). 
Other Soyjak variants[edit | edit source]
- Markiplier Soyjak
- Soyjak Trio
- Schizo Hallucination Soyjak
- Impish Soyak Ears
- Eat The Bugs Soyjak